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silently waves...
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>girl
That's an 32 year old male otaku in there. And a sweaty one at that.
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i saw a girl in one once though. at a con. dunno what everyone else there was thinking but i was thinking she gotta have some real balls to get out there. or really good voice training
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I remembrar there was a Japanese kigurumi interview in some entertainment park where they all turned out to be ossan
>or really good voice training
AFAIK they are meant to not talk, but use some portable whiteboard to communicate :unsure:
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i think kigu is weird but i like it.
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Depends
Mostly scary
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whose house I raided :dizzy::ph34r:
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your own
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if you really want to raid a heyurizen house you should play the pedo-party scenario
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STOP wearing tight underwear. You need to stretch your sack boi
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i only wear underwear when i dress like a girl
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My sack is getting saggy like a granny's tits. I think underpants are meant to be ballbras.
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>I think underpants are meant to be ballbras.
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LOLWTF... 0_0
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there was a thread on /j/ about how hot balls kills sperm... its all very interestin
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I suddenly remembered a thread from quite a long ago when a bunch of russians were discussing stuff.

They were talking about some supersonic warming device for balls to reach 35 celcius or something and whether the dude should get it and how it works and everything.

It was brilliant because he said that near his block there was a pack of 13-15 year olds who would do anything for alcohol and he thought of changing his usual deal to to fuck them for vodka a bit, now without protection.

Guy wanted that device to kill sperm cells as they die when temperature is too high and directed blasting with waves does not help them survive. You have a ballsack hanging out so far away from your body for a reason - sperm wouldn't be able to survive in your regular body temperature. I think ballsack is supposed to stay much cooler and if you raise the temperature by some 2 or 3 celcius then sperm melts to death. So he thought if he killed the sperm then he would be able to fuck them without protection and finish inside and asked other dudes if they used it and could confirm it works.

I wonder if he really bought it.
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Couldn't he just soak his balls in water at 45 C before the SEX? That seems more practical.

Other than that, the only time I've heard of something similar was about exposing your balls to microwaves.
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Exactly what you read. I am sure I conveyed the message as I had intended to convey.

There is such technology, or so they claim. I saw some of those ball boiling pots but I am not sure that it is as efficient as regular gum. Besides warming must take a long time to make sure that all sperm is dead and frying balls is not a nice feeling anyway. Probably for this reason it is not popular.

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I am not sure. He wanted a dedicated ball boiler.
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Ok so it is real, but somewhat unreliable since it works by slowing down sperm production.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heat-based_contraception

The methods used include hot showers above 40 C, a weird CBT ring you put to push your balls back into your abdomen, and ultrasound heating.
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at that point i'd just wear a condom... :xd:
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I'd either get a vasectomy, try to pull out every time, or just impregnate all of them
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here, have a flower ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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Thx! Here's urs: 🌺
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I recorded ducks feeding recently
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And tadpoles
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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it's teh way!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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RAMEN FAITO!:iyahoo:
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Please finish Враг
:angry::cry::angry::cry:
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yes. When my infection goes away
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Our next "live stream" will look like this. Kaguya just OK it. :nosebleed:
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he's there. look closer. :kuz:
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🔍:dizzy:
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behind every window sits a pervert.
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this lascivious shipping of kaguya and kuz feels like it belongs on /j/ :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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zOMG hot!ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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paintu-san~
she cute
repost/bump
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I am aroused by circles. :drool:
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*fap fap fap*
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peaches are so delicious! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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america got apple for paying
nippon got suica for paying

fruits grow on plants!
fruits should not do money transfers!
they are too small and too inanimate to do such responsible things!!!
how hilarious and silly!!!

why dont we get rich and steal apples from trees and break them apart?
they should contain money! apples of apple pay should be full of GREEN bills!!!
japanese destroy teh suica in summer, they know it!

i want to beat ibuki with a bat too for good fortune
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MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO

TS SO TUFF BOIIII
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I just ate a peach. It was fucking great. 👍(´∇`)✌

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>>152774
Kevin: yo 😂 ✌️
yo: gurt 🥀

damn is 😂 🎉
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I feel like I'm having a stroke reading this. ( ´ω`)
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poco
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The meeting of the ahoge-havers association will begin now *bangs gavel*

Today i would like to personally admit in my youth i had a robust ahoge and was very self conscious of it, but as i awakened as an otaku i've realized it is a special gift and an antenna that receives telepathic messages, alerts me of when torrents finished, and detects rares in booster packs. I encourage you all to not be ashamed of your ahoge and embrace your power as i have
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My hair is fairly fine, so when it's short, it easily sticks up. My bro would tease me, calling me "toilet brush". Unfortunately I don't think it looks cute at all, so nowadays I usually grow my hair longer or wear a hat.
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terlet brush is so mean !. :blush: :x3: i wish i had an oniichan though :love:
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fun fact: if you remove one's ahoge it immediately drains all of their power
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99% of the shit I have saved is kawaii as fuck.
Like sure, that's fine, but I'm a 30-something year old man and I still like cool things, I shouldn't only have cute shit saved. ( ´ω`)
So, post blatantly cool things!

also, I don't have many to start, which is why I'm asking lol
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A promotional event for pokemon at japanese mcondalds caused a scalping rush which left poor innocent lolis without ANY pokemon cards for themselves! and a lot of food waste, as scalpers were buying food just for the pokemon card and leaving the food behind!

This caused a spiritual eathquake which opened the seal on the gates of Mcdonald land, releasing Ronald into the mortal realm once again, as evident by his return to western advertising ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2z2lT0LMEY )
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best friendz4evah~ :waha:
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Do you prefer chicken strips or chicken nuggets? I like chicken nuggets more personally :kuz:

Your fortune: Very bad luck

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chicken sandwiches

Your fortune: LOLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL

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That sparkle in your heart, don't lose it okay?
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lol that Kae so silly. :biggrin:
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ha! (´∇`)σ
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