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Flash@Heyuri
another tesu
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test
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Open this in projector, move the window to the left edge of the screen, then click and drag the mouse from the flash to the right edge of the screen for extra speed. You can also make it go backward

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
The animu grills are cute and all, but post some COOL ASS MEN. :cool:
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>>5717
what the fuck why didn't it post my cool fucking turles picture fuck you
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ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>5706
You got it all wrong, anon.
IT'S ABOUT CHANNELING AND EMBRACING YOUR INNER MANLINESS.
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>>5717
>>5718
Screencap material.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
I'm sure I haven't seen Heyuri (or any imageboard for that matter) have this specific thread topic.
But anyways, post em.
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>165488
>I'm making a naughty video even though I'm just a kid...
Future pornstar in the making. :cool:
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wut de fark

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Anime/Manga@Heyuri
C'MON, C'MON, ASSHOLE! SAY HIS NAME!
JAGI-SAMA! THE TRUE INHERITOR OF HOKUTO NO KEN!
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FUCK I MEANT TO WRITE HOKUTO SHINKEN BUT I GOT TOO ENTHUSIASTIC I'M KILLING MYSELF
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>>5720
THIS IS YOUR PUNISHMENT

Girl Talk@Heyuri
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i was looking at escorts because i was bored and i got flabbergasted when i saw how many languages this cute ladyboy knew
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Must be one of those prosyglots
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>>591
im 100% sure that 95% of prosyglots are autistic
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Hes gaming search algorithm to appeal to the widest range of men LOL

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loll

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Guess about my age, personality, or other stuff based off my steam most-played genres ( ´ω`)
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Age: Autistic
Personality: Autistic
Other stuff: Autistic
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hyper autist teenage-young adult male (18-26) im inclined to believe you've thought about being gay but you havent put enough hors in automation games for me to definitively say as such (´~`)
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Aren't automation and space games stereotypically masculine and heterosexual games? Wouldn't a fag play girly games?

I don't think I'm gay, but I do think shotas are cute :sweat2:
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Personality:
You idle in Factorio and Paradox games while actually playing gachas :cool:
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age:42
personality:nerd
sex:never :biggrin:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
I think she’s kinda hot..
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TEH REI is very hot
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rei tits
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I think they're kinda cute
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>>165707
DIE HIJACKER :angry:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
:dark: A heyurizen? A sex haver? Of course you won't believe it... but its true, and I took it too far

As of last month, my relationship with my girlfriend is over.

We had an online relationship, although we lived very close to eachother. We met a few times, and the chemistry was perfect. She loved me, I loved her. She was so cute, perfect body, perfect face, and perfect personality. Every day I thanked the heavens for her :cry:

The opportunity finally came about 2 months ago, she was on break, and her parents were gone for 3 days. She invited me to her house. It was my first time in there.

She changed out of her jeans into some shorts, which really excited me. I made an advance but she rebuffed me, but we still enjoyed the rest of the night

The second night, she invited me back. I asked her beforehand, in an indirect way, whether we could 'do it'. She gave an affirmative.

As night approached, I advanced again, and even though she seemed reluctant, I chalked it up to teenage nervousness

My vision was going white with excitement, I even came in my pants before we even got in bed together. I struggled at first, my PENIS points skywards when its excited, and I struggled to bend it into place

Well, we got things going but she quickly asked me to stop because it was painful :dark:

We kept trying, and eventually got going again. But she was very uncomfortable, and she started yelling for me to stop as I was about to climax.

I didn't listen, I came inside her and she pushed me off...

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>>165622
>it still feels horrible to think that she'll go off with some other stupid guy
... weren't YOU the stupid guy in this case? sounds like she had zero fun.
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there are only two possible options:
a: OP is lying about the details and raped a girl (;´Д`)
b: the girl is a psycho bitch (;´Д`)

well, there is the unlikely c: OP has a BIG DICK ヽ(´∇`)ノ
but like, TOO BIG (;゚∀゚)
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>>165728
OP pics of dick or didnt happen
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>>165728
OP IS A HERO A COOL AND A PHILOSOPHER IF FIRST
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i totally had sex with a girl and my dick was so big she screamed

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Evolution is GAY AND FAKE!!!
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You silly humans can just press and hold the B button to stop it.
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but it's in spore and everything in spore is real
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you're gay and fake :drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool:
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i think a monkey could hold an onahole
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>>165662
When I was in college, taking evolutionary anthropology, all I could think during class was how much I wanted to FUCK the ancient pre-modern human girls and become the reason why mankind has its intelligence with my superior genes from the future. ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Off-Topic@Heyuri
TEH ULTIMATE CHRISTMASU TREE
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Slutty tree! :biggrin:
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>>165693
sexy tree

Off-Topic@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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COCK CLOUD!!!!!!!!1

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
AAAAAAAA FRIED SPIDERS ARE SO FUCKING GOOD AND DELICIOUS MMMMM
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GROSS!!:xp:
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i doubt this claim

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Sleepy 4K GET 😪💤

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Anime/Manga@Heyuri
As of EP4, I approve this show!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Mai-otome HiME is also plenty fun :biggrin:
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Mashiro-sama in this version is aewsum :xd:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

日本語@へゆり
いちご100%の東城と向井ってどっちの方が強いの?
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i fucking love ichigo 100%.
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seems like this thread has been completely dead. this site has such shitty taste... why is the most replied to shit and posted crap just tiktok trends. c'mon expand your tastes. do something. get some hobbies and talk about them. yknow. as individuals.
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It's dead cuz 1) it's 8 months old, and 2) it's on the Japanese language board, the most inactive and least accessible board on the site
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>>2173
but there are plenty of japanese enthusiasts here! it's not THAT inaccessible to the users of this site
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やり合いを他でやってくださいPLZ

Off-Topic@Heyuri
>When I wanted to do the rape scene, I explained to [Mara Lorenzio] that I was going to hit her and rape her. There was no emotional relationship between us, because I had put a clause in all the women's contracts stating that they would not make love with the director. We had never talked to each other. I knew nothing about her. We went to the desert with two other people: the photographer and a technician. No one else. I said, 'I'm not going to rehearse. There will be only one take because it will be impossible to repeat. Roll the cameras only when I signal you to [...] And I really... I really... I really raped her. And she screamed."
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masterpiece
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Hawt.

Flash@Heyuri
nande ;_;
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