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Off-Topic@Heyuri
What is/was your favourite porn game, such as on newgrounds?

When I was a young kid like 10, I was playing games on some site that my cousin recommended, and my mother caught me just as there were giant boobs on the screen... (I got banned from teh laptop)

Later in life I started playing "meet n' fuck: x' series, like meet n fuck detective. It taught me that to get laid you have to remember facts about a woman's life as she monolouges to you, and then successfully answer her quiz at the end of the date to test if you were listening.

As an Ojisan I no longer play any, but feel nostalgic for them. Please share what your fav games are/were
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not a newgrounds game but i love hizashi no naka no riaru :nosebleed:
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>>190790
i also love splatterschool
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>>190792
i could never get past that boss

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Imagine if you hadn't fapped in a while and you were out in the street - you couldn't fap, but saw a JK asleep and her panties were showing. You'd get a hueg boner but since you couldn't fap, you'd feel restless. You're chafing at the bit to fap, your ponos hurtz because its pressing against your pants, and your heart is beating faster.

That's ENERGY. That's LIBIDO. That is RAW POWER!!

And so, I thought I should learn how to harvest this power and turn it into something good. The answer is simple, stop fapping every day, and let the energy build up, then, channel it into something else - you'll become ten times more productive!

Also when you finally fap to let it out (don't go more than a week or two otherwise your juices will go stale) - it'll be way better than your usual faps
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it took me a long time to accept the role that sexuality has amidst reality as spirits. the hierarchy of needs pyramid model actually has sexuality/reproduction as one of the foundational components. sexual repression and oftentimes the manifestation of masturbation as a numbing or self-treatment agent can entrap the energy within cycles of trauma/guilt.
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>Imagine if you hadn't fapped in a while and you were out in the street - you couldn't fap, but saw a JK asleep and her panties were showing.
i read this and decided to fapfapfap (´・ω・`)
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the real technique is tantric edging (Huanjing bunao) to raise your qi power. when you completely abstain there is a subconscious tension that spirits and succubi can take advantage of in your sleep. work with the energy and absorb it yourself instead.
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make it a JC instead and im set

Off-Topic@Heyuri
ITS MAID MONDAY BITCHES
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BOB ESPONJA
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>>190784
AAAAAAAAA

Off-Topic@Heyuri
( ̄ー ̄) It's maid monday folks
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SNIFF IT.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
to be fair, the close-quarters troop movements and combat situations inherent to modern quick-strike tactics, increases the need for lightweight, dependable service members.

a mass of less than 55 kilograms (without equipment) guarantees viability for paratroopers, special forces, armor personnel, unit commanders, vehicle crews, and other groups... whose primary function is not first-line infantry operations.
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GO ON A DIET FATTY. :biggrin:

2D Ero@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
do the gay heyurians think my friend is cute?
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very cute :love:
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a bit too on the skinny side for me but ja he is cute :love:
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(OP here) here's the original image
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>>190671
found the fatty
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>>190689
you're not me :angry:

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
(^)_(^)
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I am unsure of its date, if 70s or 80s, but the art is lolicious.
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>>25695
somewhere in the early 80s, 1981 or 1982, uchiyama-sensei has eccentric imagination:xd:
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Yes yes! I fapped to some of his work due to his niche taggz!
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ULTIMATE FORM
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:purin:

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
start licking! ヽ(´∇` )ノ
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*starts the lickage by the hair*
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What a wonderful taste......
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...

Off-Topic@Heyuri
imagine a world where lolis/shotas were the grown ups who have to worry about jobs, taxes, etc... while grown ups spend their days playing at the park
one of course has to be aware of the pervy adultophiles who go around preying on innocent grown ups (;゚Д゚)
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Cum out of fear
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"Loli-san said she's going to bully me and shove her dirty pantsu and bare feet in my mouth - i'm scared" :worry2:
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isnt that just asia
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>>190725
tbh this is probably more fun and educational than school

Off-Topic@Heyuri
meow
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FUCK AMERICAN! :angry:

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) banhammer

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bush liked lebanon no ?

pls ..

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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Post figs! ヽ(´∇` )ノ
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i think this tomoko one is cutee
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i think i saw that one on an auction and it was bidded rather high, guess its due to she has very limited figures! :nyaoo:
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>>6987
pop ups can be really nice!
they might be cheaper, but the non-standard PUPs like L-size and SP brand have much a higher quality to them than the regular ones
they're also a great way to give otherwise-figureless series a chance!
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oh i do like pop-up figure for sure! They are a little smaller in size, but i think the quality is pretty good and often better then prize figure! +++ it is as u say, >give otherwise-figureless series a chance!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Dysgenic rating on this guy?
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>>190681
His name is Wong and he sings a song
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he looks alright to me tbh
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me rove u rong time
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just mongolian

Girl Talk@Heyuri
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t_t
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i did this on my manko and later got a huuuge pimple, and some ingrown hairs
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( ̄ー ̄) Wax.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
This is what happens to you if you break the rules on Heyuri ( ´ω`)
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Site Discussion@Heyuri
Please go fuck yourself heyuri, you are too fuckin anti social
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What on earth are you so butt hurt about
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>>70715
i hope we can be friends
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Crazy-kun, your posts are frequently baleeted because they are incomprehensible spam at best
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You are worthless numbskull lying faggot and everytime you delete my thread it looks like I am actually kindly subjecting to your abuse, how fucking retarded. Enjoy being the trashbag asinine pneumonic
snowflake you are born as, honestly I also do not think you are any smarter, adieu twat.
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>>70724
eatcocks heyuri

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Introducing - Kaotype
now people with an english keyboard can use kaomojis in their day to day chats, without having to press buttons

Simply set up an autotransform word (I have mine configured to be a semicolon, a mispelling of the emotion, and a space) and it will automatically replace it with a kao! Totally configurable.

An original heyuri software ( ´ω`)

If you are interested in using this program, please reply and let me know. If people want it, I will upload the source code and binary.
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171324
I promised two bumps ( ´ω`)

Heyuri's technology is sekaiichiii!!
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Hello! I updated the kaotype-gtk2 port to include 176 vs the previous 35 entries from kaomojiya.org/kaomoji-list by default. You will need to delete ~/.config/kaotype/kaomoji.cfg to pick up expanded defaults.

I'll attach the new config file in case you want to merge it by hand to the next post.

!ENJOY! ☀(^▽^)☀
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キタ━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━!!

# this is the kaotype config
# you can edit it manually with this format: trigger=kaomoji (one per line, UTF-8)
# kthxbye
;relax =ヽ(´ー`)ノ
;panic =(;´Д`)
;yay =ヽ(´▽`)ノ
;pray =(´人`)
;laugh =(^Д^)
;calm =(´ー`)
;hmm =(´_ゝ`)
;mmm =(´~`)
;shock =(;゚Д゚)
;wild =(;゚∀゚)
;shrug =┐(゚~゚)┌
;ohno =ヽ(´Д`)ノ
;omega =(´ω`)
;content =(゚ー゚)
;nice =(・∀・)
;sweat =( ̄▽ ̄;)
;rage =(゚皿゚#)
;blank =(゚ー゚)
;sideeye =(´ー`)
;pi =(´π`)


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>>191400
Forgot about the link ꉂꉂ(ᵔᗜᵔ*)
https://up.heyuri.net/src/6158.zip
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this thread has hit the age limit, u may want to create a new thread for exposure

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Image is not mine I stole it...
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Art has never been easier
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gatekept by the tutorial (´~`)
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deja vù
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gay jaw spoo
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>>190673
I should not have posted this on /b/

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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make moar simamins :yawn:

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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