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( ´ω`)つ Greetings, students...

You see, your old man here used to be an avid music listener. With the rise of earbuds and all that these days, more people can claim to be one, but back in my day, that really meant something. Listening to music wasn't just pressing a button on a phone, it required a little bit of effort.

Even in spite of that, I loved listening to music. Especially the HARD ROCK. ( ̄ー ̄)

Many people had hobbies after work, and sometimes they involved music, usually as a background noise. But for me, music was the main attraction

After work, I sat down, turned on one of my favorite tracks, and listened to it again and again, energy would course through my veins. I'd stand up, close my eyes, and pretend to hold the instrument. I would sneak up the volume bit by bit, trying to feel the vibrations.

I actually even paid way more than I needed to as a student, in order to have a detached home, that way I could listen to music loudly at all hours. (^Д^)

Listening to the screech and scrang of an electric guitar just gave me a body high like nothing else. I experimented with smoking, but even the nicotine buzz didn't compare.

But over the years, the feelings faded. When I was a student and could only listen a few times a day, every track felt better than an ejaculation. But as I got older and had more time, it lost its specialty.

I realized at one point, I was listening to too much music. So I did something that was harder for me that quitting alcohol - I became determined to stop listening to music.

For months I sat in silence at home, waiting until I felt I had earned my right to listen to music again.

After about 9 months, I broke, and though I had been aiming for a year, I listened to one of my tracks. Prior to that moment, for those 9 months the only music I had heard was quiet pop-radio songs at the supermarket.

When I heart the crackle coming out... ( ´ω`) I almost fainted

The most electrifying feeling went through my full body. I got chills, I felt lighter than air... I even got an erection

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>I realized at one point, I was listening to too much music.
Today I have listened to 3.5 albums using my laptop.( ´ ∀ ` )
I keep my laptop on my knees in school, trains and busses.( ´ ∀ ` )

What do YOU do to listen to music?(`∩´)σ
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Yeah
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music is one of those things that has turned into an over-saturated tool of consumption. there's quite a lot of people who have to have music going in the background constantly, it's like fast food. this is where the 'lo-fi hiphop beats to study/relax to' thing came from. to have even a single second of silence sitting with your own thoughts is considered something dreadful.

just like with drugs, or anything else, a mindful balance is required. if you stop masturbating or looking at pr0nz for 6 months, i guarantee the vanilla pics you used to like as a teen will cause a similar arousal.
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>>185300
i still masturbate to generic vanilla pov stuff all the time and i jerk off a lot
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>>185284
want the same feeling again? start smoking cannabis and listen to music

Off-Topic@Heyuri
To my knowledge, there's never been a Heyuri desktop thread.

Please, post your desktop here! :smile:
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>>185319
i meant some of the programs in it; your taskbar has a few cancerous tumors
>any suggestion?
i made my FAIL10 look like WIN98, so i'm not the one to ask LOL
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>185327
a lovely background aside form the fact that its mentally dangerous
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I just had teh default background before, but I finally found one I liek. ^^
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unix doesnt ware stickers

Off-Topic@Heyuri
technology IS -human- and being human IS technological.
there's no way around it, technology is intrinsically part of the essence of what makes us, humans.
yes, even more than sex, even more than our extreme phantastical 'heaven & hells' conjuring mind.

to understand, every animal and plants have their specific parts in their bodies to perform very specific functions, and they are suited to the environments, and their specific bodies define what they are. eg put a desert animal in arctic and you will immediately see it can't fit.

but humans, being at the very start extremely weak and 'NAKED' much more than any other animals, have always used TOOLS.
animals never needed tools of any kind (they are basically 'fixed' forms with tools embedded, forever, with very slowly mutations if need be), we started out with nothing whatsoever,
and it's because we are intrinsically ZERO that we constantly formed TOOLS, and our tools are immediately interchangeable, and we constantly adapt to whatever place and time, over and over, because we as inherently ZERO alters the ONES around us to be whatever that fit our visions.

face it, we ARE in this sense, unique, and to say it even better. yes, admit it, we are fucken FREAKS. we have always been FREAKS.
we are a part of Nature that is so outrageously different from the rest that the theory that we might be seeded by aliens is actually NOT that crazy.
we seem like beings that 'shouldn't' exist, and we sure as hell didn't need to 'be' here either with the rest of animals; we are NOT intrinsically NEEDED.
we ARE the freaks. we ARE in a sense, THE "aliens" to the eyes of every organisms here.

all the animalistic parts of us like survival and sex and eating are just that, animalistic parts, it's us, alright sure, but it's the possibility of extreme self-mutation and self-overcoming (the mind's logic too is great part of this) that defines the strange being that differentiates the rest of animals with "human".
animals don't really have that.
"human" is something else that's inherently transcendent from what it considers itself to be itself.
if that starts to sound spiritual, well i guess it is then.

we made stone and iron spears, swords, fires, chariots, ships, the list just goes on and on and it gets bigger.
we made the mistake that these TOOLS are separate from us. they're not. they ARE us; we wouldn't even manage to exist till this day without them. we are DEFINED by them, as ages progress.

and as we use them, it's also natural that we're also, in a sense
-used- by them.

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>>185295
So the whole time we have lived in europe and during the ice age we didnt evolve to have hair again? Also monkeys with lots of hair live in very hot climates such as south-east asia, it still gets cold at night which is why most animals have hair or thick fur.
If you think it isnt abnormal to be naked in public, can you tell me the last time you saw someone naked on the train please.
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>>185296
you are clearly impersonating the op
pls stop
:worry:
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>>185298
Why would you think that?
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its okay you can admit you're a mechanicum acolyte
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>>185298
he's not the opee, rest assured, i am
>>185292
it feels too pedantic for me to reply points one by one but for polity i guess im gonna
>bee makes behives spider webspin
yes, my point was this is something fixed to them and they cant let go of them, but we can, our technology (tools) are always separated from us and thus we are inherently nothing without them, and only with them are we even 'something'
>we are so similar to other animal
only the animalistic parts. but as history and creeds show, we can overcome them (ascetics, mystics, eccentrics)
>animals do self-mutilate or behave against their survival if put in some enviroments
and they usually dont last long, because their 'technology' is fixedly embedded in their own selves to the point it cant be shed, so mos tof them die inside wrong circumstances. only bottleneck mutations save their species
>wdym by "used by them"???
this is a reference to the current worries of a.i.'s probability of changing and using us for better or worse. the a.i.'s are our own creations, just like all our other creations throughout history, and our own creations (ideologies, inventions) have altered us a lot so far, and i was just referencing our current era's a.i. with this in mind

btw its oke to disagree im fine with

>>185315
some reference to some franchise? haha

Site Discussion@Heyuri
this site has become so much more boring since last time I'be been here. lol
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We keep the really good threads in a new secret board
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>>70547
The stagnation I'm talking about is the subject matter of what's being posted.

Don't get it twisted, I'm very happy there's a space where people can anonymously post and enjoy a bevy of lolis - in this age of internet puritanism, it's a big breath of fresh air (and delicious loli ass sweat) - but I'd be lying if I said that it'd be nice if sometimes it was more than just that. I've seen people do neat miniature landscape paintings, some occasional mecha stuff, one guy was doing a bunch of the Jumping Flash enemies, and even some wildly specific things like a recreation of VID's "Vladislav Listyev has been killed" screen. Stuff like this seemed more commonplace a year or two ago, and it made the board feel a lot richer for it.
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>>70550
The point is you aren't contributing any of that oc mate. Why dont you fuck off
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( ̄ー ̄) I think things fluctuate. Around November-December-January, things were great. March was nice too, and before then people were complaining. Presumably there will be times of greatness and of slowness
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>>70551
NO U!!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
to my knowledge there's never been a heyuri funeral thread.

please post your funerals here
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Posting in a funeral thread
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talking about morgueposting amirite
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rest in spirals

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Site Discussion@Heyuri
If i say forgive me at heyuri and any other sites, imageboards, will i get unbans,undeletes, and the stuff i need, or are you really really just conveniently bullshitting me.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
I know, I know. :nyaoo-closedeyes: You all have been waiting for it for a long time. It's finally a porn thread! :biggrin:

This time, it's web cam hoe, Princess Luna with a fetish video.
https://spankbang.party/7yy2n/video

FUCK SHE IS PRETTY

On a side note, Welwitschia's also sexy.
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uhh
i dont think this is very appropriate (;´~`)
have some shame and delete this thread ( ´,_ゝ`)
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(ノーヽ) p*rn?? i cant look, im covering my eyes
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my mom says I'm not allowed to watch this :/
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>>185305
>>185306
>>185313
It's just a mom breastfeeding the viewer and is totally appropriate for 5+. 👍

Flash@Heyuri
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
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AI is awesome. :astonish:
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>>185302
i didnt make the webms. i dont have a good enough PC for that. ( ´_ゝ`)
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>>185307
WE DIDNT MAKE THE WEBMS! IT WAS IN THE MAKING SINCE THE OP WAS MASTURBATING!
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it's mp4s :nyaoo2:
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>>185311
ur an mp4

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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I heard you like resident evil, so i got you this!
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selling dangerous weapons like this to kids for 49 bucks?!
america is going too far!! ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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49 mexican pesos?! WHAT A RIP-OFF! ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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i'll buy em all!

Girl Talk@Heyuri
FAT
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isnt that the chinese boy who smokes cigarrettes ?
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132 lbs at 3 years old!
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>>2102
is that kim jong un?
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>>2103
it's jackie chan you racist fuck

Off-Topic@Heyuri
I'm tired of wallowing in my own self-pity on late nights like these! :cry: Could somebody please wallow for me? I've got things to do, like playing video games, watching porn, and browsing IBs! You know, important stuff!!
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>>185267
past n future r equally fake and gay. close thy eyes and put yourself in first person view in a scene of happiness of your own. desert the world for a while.
most things are fake n gey anyway.
be happy without things nor reasons.
be happy.. or ELSE!
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>>185269
SIR YES SIR! o7
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sure

BAAAW :cry:
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look at what you did you made george w. bush cry you asshole

2D Ero@Heyuri
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gross

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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just like during my childhood:astonish:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
I don’t feel too good, cheer me up!
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The food you eat is not contaminated with semen, and there is no need to worry.
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you'll have sex tonight
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You're so good looking
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>>185221
I'm going to put my balls on your forehead! :biggrin:
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>>185229
that's never a guarantee

Off-Topic@Heyuri
I'm tired of the internetz :sweat3:
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>>185216
a hard p you say??? :drool:
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>>185220
LOLOL NO
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>>185217
early-2010s?

>>185216
id never wanna use piscord. its joever these days.

>>185176
things will really start to ramp up when certain fucks truly gate the internet with the id bullshit and all that; even now the normies are already beginning to not like where things are going, they are still dawdling about, but when shit hits the fan even they will feel too hot; you will hear the noise, and you will see cracks from the shadows on the internet popping up, whistling tunes of freedom away from the decrepit le think-of-the-kids-guys liars.
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i think there have been several main issues in the last years that led us to this... the popularization of pads, for example, which exponentially increased the child userbase on the internet, which wasn't something entirely new even before but even when we browsed the internet as children it was usually through our family PC and we would be at least around 7 or so, while you will see literal babies using internet on their pads on the street :glare: ... Which would explain the massive content who could only be apprecaited by an extremely young audience. Another issue I feel like has been the explosion of cheap smartphones and mobile data in developing countries, filled with people who treat the internet similar to how people treated TV in the 50s; they would find anything entertaining, as long as its on their little screen. This caused an enormous trend of absolutely mind-rotting content on mainstream social media apps. Social media as a whole is another issue, I think social media can be entertaining if you find the right niche, which is what I do, but the decentralization of the internet truly is sad to see. 90% of the internet doesn't even use forums anymore, it's like everyone has no hobby anymore and will consume whatever the mainstream algorithm will feed them ┐(゚~゚)┌
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>>185268
yes that was the time period. id say up to about 2019 you could still meet people you met on imageboards irl, but the peak of imageboard to real life friend/lover experiences was between 2011 and 2016 i think.

2D Cute@Heyuri
キタ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
mion is kyute....
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
While you were wasting your life on the internet, i beat Mega Man 7
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I AM more than a robutt! Die, Wily!

Girl Talk@Heyuri
When i was a kid me and my sister (oneechan) were showering together after a swim and we ended up hugging / cuddling which wasnt too uncommon, until my mom comes in the bathroom, super mad at us, she thought we were having lesbian sex... for some reason she was more mad at ME than my oneechan who was 2 years older!... Since then i had baths and showers alone :cry:

Do you have fun, strange, interesting bath/shower stories? :kuz:
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One time i was at a public pool at a rec center when i was about 7 or so, they had two entrances to the shower rooms, i accidentally went into the mens and there was an old guy with his dick and balls just out there totally naked. i turned 360 degrees and walked away.
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>>1955
>for some reason she was more mad at ME than my oneechan who was 2 years older!...
Did you become a lesbian afterwards? Maybe your mom thought that you were gayer than your sister and that's why she was more mad @ you
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>>1962
I don't really believe in lesbianism, i think we all appreciate attractive girls to some degree.
>Maybe your mom thought that you were gayer than your sister
As a kid i often got scolded for inappropriate touching so maybe. This was the 90s, women were anti gay for the most part.
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One time i was masturbating during a shower and i accidentally fell asleep after.
I woke up when my mom was banging on the door :dark:
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:xd:

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