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Do you have a bidet? Since I went to Japan I have missed them, my butthole is rarely clean.
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then doesnt the poop build up and we vomit it out? I think that's pretty cool :biggrin:
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i have a cold water bidet, they're extremely cheap like $45 and easy to install. lifechanging
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Bidets look like they would splatter little pieces of poop onto your balls. Bidet enthusiasts would probably say "just spray your balls with the bidet too after your ANUS is rinsed" but I'd rather not get poop on my balls in the first place. Wet wipes don't have this problem.
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>>162663
u don't use it on full blast it has a valve that you can just make it spray like a trickle, its not a big deal
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best 40 bones i ever spent was on some chinese amazon bidet. i only have to use one or two sheets just to dry off so it saves money in the long run

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Wanna see my wife's pussy? If i cant have her at least i can revenge porn her キタ━━━(・∀・)━━━!! also im high on 5 different amphetamines & amphetamine derivative ヽ(´ー`)ノヽ(´ー`)ノ
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>>162577
suomi!
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post it!!!!!
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tsk... OP didn't deliver! (;´Д`)
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I don't understand... Is she upset she got vodka? :unsure:
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>>162641
she needs something stronger with a higher alcohol percentage

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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I wrote a php forum from scratch!
https://forums.x220.net/showtopics.php?board=1

What do Heyurizens think? I apologize for shilling I'm not sure where else to show this off idunno you might find this interesting :cry:
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become a koko developer!
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Cool website, looks very nice. What is it going to be about?
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>>162206
Thanks.
>What is it going to be about?
Not sure yet, probably just going to be random + testing stuff while I keep working on this.
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looks cool! ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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NEEDS MOAR USERS

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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I am disappointed in you Heyuri!
All this time Iruyeh-tan was holed up in her room while everyone was at the beach... how come none of you invited her?
yeah it's always "the place to be!" and "fun things are fun!" but nooooo, not for Iruyeh-tan!
Ever since I told you to be nicer to her in the last thread nobody ever visited her or invited her to have fun!! ヽ(`Д´)ノヽ(`Д´)ノヽ(`Д´)ノ
I'm basically the only person she ever interacts with anymore, can you even imagine how she must feel?! ヽ(`Д´)ノ

I had to drag her out of the room because she was scared everyone would kick her out of the beach!! I only convinced her to come out when she asked me if she was beautiful in her bikini, can you see how insecure she feels because of you?! ヽ(`Д´)ノ
You guys better turn this frown into a smile when I wake up tomorrow or there will be hell to pay!!!

and NO! Iruyeh is at the beach now but I won't show her bikini to anyone of you until you make her smile because I just know you will be all pervy if I did that!
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FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
PLACE UR BETS, MINA-SAN! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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Let Iruyeh-tan know I think she’s adorable….and I luv her….
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>>162510
i think is the perfect occassion to rape the anon while iruyeh watches :blush:
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>>162512
400 dollars on iruyeh-tan winning! ヽ(`Д´)ノ that cutie better fuck that bastard up!
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wh-wh-whaaaat?! (;゚Д゚)
this is definitely not what i had in mind when i brought Iruyeh-tan here (´~`)
but if it helps making her friends... heyuri fight club?

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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so i heard u liek feet :biggrin:
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'eah thats a good one
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foots
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:emo:please remain attached

Flash@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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HD version :cool:

2D Cute@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Girl Talk@Heyuri
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The plush I ordered has finally arrived!
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naisu! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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hi im new here i want friends. my name is ren and im currently obsessed with girls und panzer. talk to me
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hai ren!!

i ordered yukari cosplay to go to a convention uuuuu..,..,. i lovb yukari so much.. i am she and she is i! i will not need to use wig which is sugoi becausz i get realli bad sensory issues when it comes to wearing wigs.. (itchy itchy itchy) luckily ! me and yukari habv teh same hair ! so it wil be daijoubu !!1 :biggrin:

what brings you to heyuri, ren-chan? :happy:
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>>162433
penetrate her armor :dark:
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>>162447

just havin fun! we should cos together .. reizei is def in my plans fr future cons ^_^
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recently watched girls und panzer and that shit was mediocre and i don't get the hype. tanks don't just flip over like that! maybe the manga is better...
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>>162631
Teh movies are the best parts, but if u can't suspend ur disbelief with all-girl high school tank battles then none of it will be enjoyable ^^;

Lounge@Heyuri
It seems like they old internet stuff because it simply isnt new internet stuff, and they seem to always define the toxicity of new internet - not in terms of problems like censorship - but instead a lack of censorship.

Many in that subset seem to believe the internet is too wild, or too malicious, or too manipulated by "bots" or "AI" and they opine for a sort of insular realm that adheres to their world view.

Coupled with a very rose tinted perspective about how everyone online was civil - creates a very distorted perception of what alternative online communities should be.
Then when theyre confronted by something less savory, they cry and complain.
They whine about AI because of their AI hysteria, they bring their modern internet sensibilities and complain about lolis, they whine about even harmless usage of slurs - since when did "old internet" get re-framed to mean "sanitized internet" ? What gives them the impression that people were more confined in their speech in the past than now? :monapc:

Theres a great deal of toxic babble many places, some of it even intentionally disruptive, but these people rarely see the difference between that and someone who is expressing alternative views or goofing around.
Its true people spoke civilly in the past, the internet was also mostly split between europeans and east asians - but people still expressed controversial opinions and even things many modern internet users might find pretty disturbing today...

I've come to the conclusion that a great deal of this is "entryism" and people bringing modern sensibilities into spaces which dont mesh with it. To them their way of thinking is just "being a good person", and how do you deal with that? Is there any hope that moralists could get off their high-horse, join the party, and have a little bit or fun? Or at least leave us alone so we can enjoy the good life in peace :pata:.
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i take this post very seriously.
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Uhm... (´・ω・ `) ok
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I'm having trouble identifying this group you're referring to. Could you provide an example of the talking points they use or at least tell us where one could find them? Moralfaggotry is a persistent occurrence on the more popular places on the internets but I personally haven't encountered anyone embedding it into their personal idea of "old internet culture".
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>>15137
check the comments under this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRcdgXlpp1I
it is titled "I miss forums (and the decentralized internet)"

filter by recently posted and you'll notice most of the people who claim they miss the old internet were born in the mid-2000s. they miss something they hardly ever knew so they imagine it to be more glorified than it actually was.

from what I can remember the old internet was more civil than now and there was more effort put into discussions (mainly thinking about forums). online games were full of pedophiles (this was a massive problem on the game I played, habbo hotel) and it's not any different than what's going on in games like roblox today
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>Or at least leave us alone so we can enjoy the good life in peace
I feel like that would just naturally happen in a decentralised internet, since someone who hates fun could just go to the no fun allowed forum.

People sharing a site with people with different interests and tastes is what leads them to complaining about said interests. They wouldn't complain about loli so much if they barely ever saw it, it wouldn't be prominent enough for them to think about it for extended periods of time. And even when they did decide to complain, most of them would do it on the no fun allowed forum, so you likely wouldn't see their complaining.

Even this thread is a result of everyone sharing the same video hosting site. Since you and those people both use youtube, you were exposed to their complaining, causing you to complain.

日本語@へゆり
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こんにちは、誰か夜に知っている心霊スポットに行くために会いませんか?私はスペインから来た19歳の外国人です。ミステリアスな場所や心霊現象がある場所に行きたいと思っています。ちなみに、今日本語はあまりできません、というか今は翻訳機を使っています。誰か一緒に行ってくれる人がいたら嬉しいです。

2D Ero@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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if humans were made by intelligent design then our tongues would be longer for this purpose

Lounge@Heyuri
Radiohead
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I think op means own as in owning physically
in that case, joy division (it's not that difficult)
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Heyuri
I bought the sole physical album produced after waiting a year to buy it ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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bill fay, i listen to every song, expect for one pearl tree. i've search online and the only way i can listen to this song is by buying a vinyl record. i already own the CD, but the fucking pearl tree song is trapped on a 2006 record
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I have a lot of vinyl LPs of the obscure 1980's bands that recorded just one album. So technically I own every album by those bands!
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Jamiroquai ദ്ദി •⩊• )
High Times on TWM is awesome...

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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Why did they have to nerf her boobs like that, I hate this puritanical censorship! :dark:

Do you think that, in the future, AI will be able to give Bocchi her boobs back in the anime?
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oh okay
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>>5529
It would be very time consuming and would take a lot of hard work for me to redraw the main character of a whole anime series by hand, and people wouldn't even appreciate that. On the contrary, some fags from twitter would probably try to dox me. No thanks. I will wait for better AI tools
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>>5503
Source, now.
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i dunno but i like flat bocchi

You rarely see flat pink haired characters for some reason. Even Minky Momo has some little breasts

Lounge@Heyuri
If possible, I’d like it to be in PHP and easy to configure. I’m tired of textboard scripts that are in CGI BECAUSE I DON’T UNDERSTAND THEM
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why would you make one anyway?
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>>15194
I don’t know how to program in PHP actually, I don’t know how to program at all. I can set up a server, but that`s it

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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little script i made to add our kaomojis from Strange World to a cytube

works with the NND chat script! which i also changed the font of so it would render correctly
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here is it with the NND script
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this script should be used during the next monthly anime (´人`)
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Lastly, thank you for reading my thread. (´ー`)人

I realize after posting this, that the font strange world uses is not MS PGothic

But that can be changed...
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Added to our cytube ヽ(´ー`)ノ
>that the font strange world uses is not MS PGothic
I believe it doesn't matter much when there is no ascii art
It probably looks bad on linux right now but I'll adjust that the next time I'm able to test

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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What poison kills lolicon urges? So far the only cure I've found is temporary, and that's having a fap session. For like, ten minutes after I blow my load, I'm not horny for lolis.
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>>162568
True otaku have discussions about hentai
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teach young girls safe sex. have safe sex with young girls.
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safe sex: make sure you have a full bladder before sex then fill her with pee after cumming to wash all the sperms out
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support healthy sexual relationships between adults and children.
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>>162574
Enough to delete it? :huh:
I did agree with what you've said but it also WAS a bit over the top. :xd:

Flash@Heyuri
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BANG BOOM SPLAT!

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They want COCAINE. :biggrin:
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here u go
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>>162575
Wha' a splend'd loine we got' hier
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right is very much me, but left isn't far off either

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What colors your toothbrush?
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>>162540
where do i buy action figures like this
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green, white, and red…with kerropi on the end!
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plain black :emo:
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it's an wood brush :foruda:

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