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2D Lolikon@Heyuri
Do you remember the anime with the beautiful loli girls from Shoujo Ramune? I wanted to fuck all those girls.It only has 6 episodes, but damn, every single one was incredible, damn good
To our great regret, it's censored because of the Japanese, and to this day there is no uncensored version.
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>>24153
VAGINAs need to stretch to the size of a baby's head and loli VAGINAs are stretchy too so you absolutely can fit the girth of any PENIS in there as long as it's lubricated. Going balls deep may be difficult but that's why God made the ANUS and throat deep enough to accommodate the length of any PENIS, while also being able to take a surprising amount of girth.
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>>24152
That may be how it happens most of the time IRL but not always. Some people get to know each other after the fuck.
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>>24154
Noo, I don't want to throatfuk the small and cute. Lolis are for gentle petting, fingering and licking. It's also important to ask what she want to try herself after revieweing your ero folders with her. We're different (´ー`)
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>>24156
I want a loli so horny she's already gagging on my morning wood before I even wake up without ever being asked to so maybe we're not that different.
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
Me on the left. You on the right.
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I'M IN THE FUCKING BOX, LET ME OUT
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zomg cute
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AAAAAAA IM OUT OF FRAME!!!!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
here's a figure that match heyuri's taste.
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also this might be teh best Clannad fig! :astonish:
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but is it teh cutest?
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>>177079
Where's the cup? She's wasting it .. :cry:
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2D Cute@Heyuri
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
there are a few people who talk about drugs here... sorry to be yet another one. but I need advice from the sages and wisemen of Heyuri. I've got my monero, i've browsed dark web markets and found a reputable vendor (did my research on dread. not sure if i can mention the market here - its name is related to quantum physics for the knowers out there). I've set up the required PGP stuff and loaded my XMR into the site wallet. But I have a few questions...

First, I live in Europe and dont have a mailbox. I live in a giant apartment building in eastern europe. Anyone know how I should receive it with the least risk?

Secondly, I live alone. I am afraid that I'll go insane and gouge my own eyes out or something. I'm a pretty chill person but I've heard (scaremongers?) say you can fry your own brain and go crazy after just one trip... i don't have any friends that i would trust to babysit me either. Is it safe for me to be alone in my own room while tripping?
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>>177054
Did you have a breakthrough on acid? At what dose?
Good tips in general
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>>177060
dominating the art of meditation and sporadically doing 400ug (once every 2~ weeks) you can learn time dilation at will (slowing down time), if your brain is good at math and physics it will help you find solutions to many problems of the world :mona2: kinda the opposite of weed
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>>177072
What world problem have you come up with a solution for?
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These schizos are scaring OP straight, lul. Someone once told me he thought it was never worth it to go above 300 ug. He had used a lot of acid so I trusted him, and I haven't gone far above that.

One of the things I like about LSD is that for me at least, that doses 100-300 ug do NOT produce delusional thought patterns. Granted genetics play a role, some people are more sensitive so it's good to start with a low dose.

Also OP, look up 2C-B. It's more of an entactogen than a psychedelic really, and will be easier to handle if you've never used drugs before.
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>>177072
I think I figured out the role of frequency in reactance intiutively and saw the s field in laplace tranfroms being graphed but i forgot 2 days after it :nyaoo2:
It indeed shows answer to anything if you go deep enough and appropriate memories and knowledge show up :biggrin:

I mean breakthrough like there is no real world anymore totally, unable to contact reality at all
I remember mine, background filled with blackness that is the same as if you were blind - you can check what it looks like by putting pressure on nerves in eyes
And I was deaf meaning sounds from outside would affect my thoughts but I could never tell why those thoughts came since I effectively heard nothing in ears, it was inside my head and not ears
All my senses got kicked like a bucket of brushes with pain on them and they morphed into one sense and no sense in particular

It was always so intense at breakthrough, time slowed really hard in seconds just before the last of your contact with reality broke down with the last image, your sight collapsed as if you fell down your eyeballs with reality turning into rainbow burning shards and liquid before going blind and them disappearing, and hearing bugged and morphed into perfect sensation of sound like the most precise recording system on earth with long heavy electrical discharge sounds and cogwheel sounds as hearing was collapsing, same with taste and smell, same with touch and feeling of pressure and temperature and movement and so on

Then there was nothing outside of it, locked inside my head and the core of me could not even see what is happening in the other edge of the brain not even speaking of sensing like sight or hearing from outside, before it arrived it was filted by other parts of brain and I had no direct contact :x3:
Am i neurologically different or have you never collapsed into your mind and into the very core losing all communication not only with reality but even with neighboring parts of brain? I mean first there is a breakthrough when reality breaks down and you get moved entirely into the mind, after that you have a phase with memories and symbols playing from infinitely complex shapes and colors, and then you turn into a dead computer with perfect dissolution of mind where things appear as interonnected relationships if one concept is invoked as if you were a search engine and an AI with no will, and then finally it all extinguishes and you fall to the gods waiting room for reincarnation where there is nothing besides nirvana, no form, n

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2D Lolikon@Heyuri
LOLi in heat, wants to yiff... :nosebleed:

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166321
I currently have a crush on a character, and i really like them i think to an almost obsessive degree..whenever i see art of the character they canonically like with them, i get so upset i start to feel sick, like i will throw up! I’m also slightly obsessed with that character, in the way that i want to be exactly like them :sweat2:

can anyone else relate?
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lol that’s normal, i liked flandre for a bit when I was like 14
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my five wives have never canonically had a lustful or romantic thought about anyone other than me (and maybe each other), and I can't remember ever wanting to be like any character
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>>177028
This genre of "those who are past the gender ratio" is quite soft to the ANUS.
Maybe japan is just not very, Asia oriented? Meanwhile everyone has east, asia, like Polynesia, middle east .. all over. Are you sure you are even, an artist?
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yeah it kind of sux when they get a canonical boyfriend, though MCs can be exception if they are hetare characters I can self insert as :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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when i grow up i wanna be just like Mister Gentleman

Off-Topic@Heyuri
What does a bewb feel like? :glare:
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soft
can't give a better description

it isn't like onaho rubber
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squishy
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Like bags of .. sand .. :sweat:
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Just shave your man boobs and they will feel the same. (⌒∇⌒ゞ)
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like a fleshy sack of fat

Off-Topic@Heyuri
While you were wasting your life on the internet, I beat ROMEO IS A DEAD MAN.

sudaaa please publish juilet's naked model somewhere ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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:mona2::mona2::mona2::mona2:

Girl Talk@Heyuri
So usually when I masturbate it's to those jp anime girl asmrs on internet archive (;´Д`)

It makes me feel like a degen guy sorta so I pretend in my head like I'm a guy masturbating because it makes me feel less guilty,,

I mean I'm not transmasc or butch or a top or anything but I'm wondering if anyone else does this ┑( ̄Д  ̄)┍
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The words "autistic", "gay" and "loser" come to mind. It's super easy for girls to get laid even if you're a bit ugly so why waste orgasms by masturbating?
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>jp anime girl asmrs on internet archive
link some you like!

to answer your question I'd think it's just ordinary sexual guilt, maybe understanding that can make you feel better https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_guilt?useskin=vector

Also if you ever wanted male voices, below are some links I found
http://koekamisama.blogspot.com/
https://sleepholic6537.blogspot.com/
https://airavalky.blogspot.com/
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Autoandrophilia is kinda like this (´ー`)
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there's nothing to feel guilty about, you're a human being that has needs too. those asmrs aren't just for males! they exist for everyone to enjoy.
i think you just have some unresolved guilt you need to work through. ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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>'m not transmasc or butch or a top or anything

Please stop confusing yourself with all this dumb stuff.
People get off to what they like, simple as. Who needs labels.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
How to plan art for 6/b/igit? No wait that's digit.
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>>177031
Am I asking one here? You d need more braincell to understand this reference. As in, memory
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>>177031
Also I do not enjoy my voice as much as your frequency of lolibating, so, well, look, the texts are, nvm.
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>>177033
you've grown timid (´~`) where's the anger? i miss your irrational self crazy kun.
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>>177035
>Timid
>Irrate-
Only when you start one on me, dumbass. Go on, clearly the basic stuffs are done for you. You just wanna, have shelters for free anyway. I mean, so does everyone.
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Zzzz

Off-Topic@Heyuri
is this a thing? :unsure:
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masaka... :worry:
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WE'RE GONNA GIVE THAT THEORY A THEORY
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wicked drink combo dood
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>>176991
>>176992
god bless that man o7

Girl Talk@Heyuri
consider the tyranny of the heater and the plug socket.
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a space heater?

Off-Topic@Heyuri
i could! :nosebleed:
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sadily no, i only want to date a girl if shes cute, but true to be told, 3D isnt cute!
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ewww :xd:
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>>176946
i dont mind the appearance or if they talk fucked up or anything but a bad personality is a deal breaker, i cant date a mentally retarded woman
(picture is unrelated)
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
Chuck Norris finally got bored of living on this planet and allowed the Grim Reaper to escort his soul to the heavens.

...RIP :emo:
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At the gates of heaven, Chuck Norris lets Saint Peter in
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that hat is so fucking cool

RIP ;_;7
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>>176904
in his butt
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he just wanted to own the next life. he's alright! :cool:
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Rest in peace Upchuck

Site Discussion@Heyuri
What caused the dramatic collapse in activity that heyuri experienced over the last few weeks? I've checked the board in the afternoon, then came back in the evening and not a single post was made
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>porn threads or whatever and the people who make them. Or like random image macros with no comment
the worst kind of threads! (;´Д`)
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qA3lkdVI-san, you are dangerously noob if not malicious
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qA3lkdVI-san is right. Those threads are boring! You can only fap so much in one day
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I found heyuri when it contained a type of softcore content that is no longer allowed, so I don't feel like visiting that often anymore.
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proof that jailbaitfags only came here for jb and nothing else

Off-Topic@Heyuri
I sport a 6 incher and some people call that small, I don't know if they are memeing or not. Is 6 inches enough? :sad:
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>>176866
this girl's appearance made me the opposite of horny (´・ω・`)
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>>176955
this can't be right! all girls posting on Heyuri are virgin maidens who will also die virgins like the rest of us!
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>>176972
OP never said he was a girl
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>>176966
Oh please. You havent even held hands with a girl
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>>176966
Fucking a rotting possum does not disqualify you

Off-Topic@Heyuri
on my afternoon walk today, a mixed race-looking schoolgirl on the pavement stared into my eyes for a second and smiled. :blush: she was a little taller than her two white friends... so cute! ig my wardrobe rng must have been better than usual today, also got a compliment from a receptionist :happy:

maybe i shouldnt be sharing these moments with a place like heyuri, but it makes me so happy!
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That was me :) you looked cute anon
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>>176978
of course my gaze trailed down a little before we crossed eachother... i'd say they were almost medium-sized things
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wait whawt the fuck was that i posted and saw a little fairy flying around the page
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>>176982
you have been visited by the heyuri fairy. there is now a 50% chance tomo will you strangle you in your sleep
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>>176982
may yomi protect you.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Eat it... (・∀・)
not like its poisoned or anything... heh. (´ー`)
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>>176948
you need to drink more water maka chan... your pee is so dark :sweat:
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>>176957
Blood in her urine! :biggrin:

Flash@Heyuri
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