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nice
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Victory! :cool:

easiest way 2 win is turrets, strongest ones can damage the enemy base
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>>3384
You are playing normal mode
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>>3386
That's for elementary schoolers! I played harder mode, but impossible mode seemed too rigged
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I have managed to win using nothing but turrets

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Oh ma gawd! :sweat::drool:
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*grabs one from the middle*
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Never 5 get
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TEH DISCOUNT IS AN INSIDE JOB!!1!!1!11!!
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$3.33
2 towers
$3.33 x 2 = $6.66
666 number of the beast synagogue of satan
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:longcat: :tacgnol: 🔫✈
:emo:nevah forgetti:emo:

2D Cute@Heyuri
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is she a squid or is she a kid?
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>Squid lifespan is too short
so is a kids... they grow huge oppai way too fast (;´Д`)
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>>5251
some squid can live up to 20 year
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both! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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The most important thing is that she's a kid! :biggrin:
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either way, she will be raped~ (⌒∇⌒)

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Monero in 2025 by a NEWB for NEWBZ!

Using Retoswap (Also known as Haveno) - you do not need anything else.
It might look like a lot, but it feels natural once you install it and check it out.
If you do not care enough to use it - just read the bold text for a general idea and what to watch out for.

Retoswap/Haveno is a fork of Bisq. If you are familiar with Bisq - you also know how Retoswap will work.

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>>158058
>Is there a way other than giving the 25 world seed to give someone full access to the wallet?
As far as I know that's the only way. If you do plan on sharing those seeds out to newbies, I would also suggest you advise them to create a brand new wallet and have them transfer the funds there. That is unless you want to rug them later if they start adding funds to the wallet :smile:
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>>158131
I picked I would print it as business cards 90x50mm because it is easier
I decided I would put a QR code for checking balance in a visible place, and hide QR encoded 25 word seed inside, I would generate it with python offline

The QR seed would need to be protected by a sticker that is glued so hard you would need to damage the note in order to get it so that no used notes get passed, and I would put some dark paper so that people dont trick it with a laser
I will pick some cool holo stickers to hide it beneath, the point is that any used notes must look like they were tampered with

Next is designing but that would not take much time and I can start getting them into circulation :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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>>158144
And obviously I would put many QR codes on the reverse with links, like what is Monero, how to use Monero, how to store it, and obviously to put it on a wallet only they control and whatever else could be useful including how to use the TOR browser and select links for search engines or TOR socials like dread
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Now that I had some Monero I could deposit I got a little more! :biggrin:
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>>158192
Should I go shopping with that Monero? :nyaoo2:

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(⌒∇⌒ゞ)
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(´人`)

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HARD presents, Heyuri-style backlinks on 2chan!

Add to your userscripts and try out: https://up.heyuri.net/src/4887.js
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reminds me to browse futaba more ヽ(´ー`)ノ

and nice script! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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What do I do with this newfangled space age technology?! :dizzy:
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small oversight fix, ver1.1 kita!
https://up.heyuri.net/src/4889.js
(has the 返信(n): part fixed for multiple replies)

>>158177
thx!

>>158182
conquer the internet in Heyuri's name

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Haha what a bunch of fags. :biggrin:

Lounge@Heyuri
Today I dreamt that I met a beautiful girl at my old church. She immediately confessed her feelings to me and everyone around us was very happy for us. But someone in the crowd said "loss hurts the most with those you love" and it confused me. Then we dated for a while and then she got kidnapped or something(?). She ended up being OK and we were happy to be together again but then my brother's 6 AM alarm woke me up. I miss my dream-gf and I've already started to forget what she looked like. All I know is that she was pretty and kind and nice to me.
:depression:
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it happens to me all the time too, and I'm usually younger in my dreams too, and waking up to the 3D world in my aging body sux too (;´Д`)
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Today a spam call woke me up from a dream. ( ´_ゝ`)
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Last night I dreamt that I was out in an old street I lived in, and there was a kid riding this cool bike. Instead of handlebars, it had a winding thing like they had for car windows that you use to turn it. I stole it from him and took it for a joyride, until I accidentally ended up at his school, where his friend came to me and asked to give it back. so I did but then a bunch of kids were filming me on their phones ( ´,_ゝ`)
Then, I walked into a classroom doing a video presentation on how good their school is. In the video, the class is doing some activity and there is one lonely girl, the voiceover said she was a foster girl, then the teacher came over to invite her to participate (how kind!) except when she came over, she bumped into this really fat girl who was squatting, who toppled over and screamed. Everyone in the video and watching the video was totally oblivious to this.
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Last night I dreamt that my cat was alive again, but his health was exactly how it was right before he died. He struggled to walk and had to sometimes lay down and rest for a while before getting back up to walk somewhere else. I just remember hopelessly petting him and feeling how skinny he had gotten since he wasn't eating. At the end of the dream he laid down and just let himself die. I've had other dreams too where he would be perfectly healthy and young and he'd run around excited. I always wake up from these feeling really sad.
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Sometimes we wake up sad from dreams because of morning coritsol spikes. (´・ω・`)

Flash@Heyuri
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Flash@Heyuri
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Introducing chiyo stapler!!!1!11!!

now you can staple shit while looking at chiyo's crying face! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

buy now for $0.00 at your nearest heyuri
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she's sad because she knows the secret of how neko koneko stay attached
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>>158167
By TEH BUTTHOLE. :biggrin:

3D Girls@Heyuri
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

You say when I go back you will suck me off and you want me to lick your cunt, you little depraved blackguard. I hope you will surprise me some time when I am asleep dressed, steal over to me with a whore’s glow in your slumberous eyes, gently undo button after button in the fly of my trousers and gently take out your lover’s fat mickey, lap it up in your moist mouth and suck away at it till it gets fatter and stiffer and comes off in your mouth. Sometimes too I shall surprise you asleep, lift up your skirts and open your drawers gently, then lie down gently by you and begin to lick lazily round your bush. You will begin to stir uneasily then I will lick the lips of my darling’s cunt. You will begin to groan and grunt and sigh and fart with lust in your sleep. Then I will lick up faster and faster like a ravenous dog until your cunt is a mass of slime and your body wriggling wildly.

Goodnight, my little farting Nora, my dirty little fuckbird! There is one lovely word, darling, you have underlined to make me pull myself off better. Write me more about that and yourself, sweetly, dirtier, dirtier.
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OOG! THIS POST IS MAKING MY BOWELS MOVE ON THEIR OWN :blush:
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Everyone knows when a girl farts, it's a mating call for anal sex :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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>>158139
I wish it was this exciting when I took a shit. :cry:
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he would probably kill himself if he knew other people would read this.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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wait, is 40% of my dick length hidden inside my body?UNFAIR!N
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if you're fat it's a lot more than 40%
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you have 40% of PENIS inside you? what a faggot. (´∇`)σ
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All you gotta do is pull it out! ヽ(´∇`)ノ 8===============D
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I don't feel comfortable now knowing there is a PENIS inside my body (;´Д`)
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Flash@Heyuri
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ヽ(`Д´)ノ
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>3399
ヽ(`Д´)ノ
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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WTF :angry:
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>>3404
>>3405
lol, fucking retard fell for it twice (´∇`)σ
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OOGA BOOOOGA

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36,500 americans in the Korean war so that k-pop could exist. Rember that everytime you are enjoying your precious BTS
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I liek having born in an era of peace... Back then, on top of having ur clothes soiled by the blood gushing out from Chinese abdomens after you charge at them with bayonets, you were getting kissed by your commanders for the "reward" :dark:
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>>157843
Aww, they shouldn't have. No, really. They shouldn't have. :sweat3:
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good. death to ameriKKKKa
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Maybe if we nuked Best Korea they would have made loli manga too. Truman fucked us over.
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can we nuke another country for more anime?

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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i really like all the works from KEY but specifically little busters is my favorite ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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currently oyatsu no jikan :biggrin::dance:
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i liked moon
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wafuu~
i also luv KEY, but i would say I liked Clannad a lot more in overall! I found the True end was better in Clannad vs Little Buster & teh music didn't nearily stand out as much as in clannad. I listend to teh Clannad OST a lot. :x3:

I would say my favorite would be Clannad.
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also rate ur key girls!

2D Ero@Heyuri
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:drool:

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>>158135
Average Heyuri user
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living teh life :cool:
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