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this thread was made by waja. naut me. ヽ(`Д´)ノ

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Heyuri banning general threads hurts activity. You cant expect someone to make a new thread every time they want to talk about something small. Small stuff turns into big stuff, and thats how stuff gets rolling
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Lurk (and post) the fuck moar!
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>You cant expect someone to make a new thread every time they want to talk about something small
But they should! Creating a new thread doesn't take much more effort than making a new post
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Japanese-style Bulletin Boards: An History
Written by: an Heyuri user

Stage 1 - Humble Beginnings:
Make a simple online bulletin board that lets users post messages on teh interwebs, display them in chronological order (minibbs/ayashii world is here)

Stage 2 - Maturity:
Create response feature so that replies to a post are attached to that post as a reply thread rather than being seperate posts, threads get bumped to the top of the index when a new reply is made (amezou/2ch/imgboard is here)

Stage 3 - Didn't Stop To Think If They Should:
Implement thread auto-update feature so users can see new posts in fast-moving threads in real time on the most popular bulletin boards without having to manually refresh or risk threads expiring before the latest replies are seen (4chan/futaba + extensions is here)

Stage 4 - LOL MY BRAIN A STOOPIDZ:
Be a n00b and/or retarded, start treating reply threads on every bulletin board as if they're entire boards/chatrooms in and of themselves, prop threads up for days/weeks/months(/years!!!) until they have hundreds of replies each (most of which have nothing to do with the original post), expect them to be recreated once they're expired, ask others to do the same (OP is here)
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>>60951
Stage 5 - ???
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You've found me!

Lounge@Heyuri
The best Chuunibyou visual novel ever made.
Imagine a mix of Persona 3 with Tsukihime.
The opening is SUGOI as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZE7gCO1hwI
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every thread deserves a reply
(*^ー゚)b

Lounge@Heyuri
I tried masturbating a couple of times but never managed to have an orgasm, so I always assumed I was sexually impotent. Today, however, I hid myself in one of the bathroom stalls of the shopping mall and waited there to hear and sniff other men shitting. One moment the guy next to me let out a big wet fart and I started masturbating and eventually ejaculated. A lot of liquid game gushing out and I nearly dirtied myself whole.
I am a bit disturbed. Does that mean I am gay? Of course not, because the only reason I chose the men's bathroom is because I don't have the balls to do this in the ladies' one, and since I can't see their faces it's easier for me to just ignore this aspect altogether. But even then, why couldn't I masturbate with hetero pornography?
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Okay whole thread is pretty gay but I was 14 till I could cum so don't worry OP :3
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>>11476
I'm sure you could cum earlier than that, you just didn't figure out how to beat your meat properly until 14.
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OP is quite literally a faggot
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OP is quite metaphorically a straight
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>>11480
Actually i learned how beat my dick the correct way when on 4chan at 12 because it was a video of a Argentinan jacking off.

Lounge@Heyuri
what is your favorite foods, heyuri? feel free to post recipes as well. ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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brie cheese and pear risotto
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Dippy eggs and toast.
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magical cake dessert treat recipe ★★★★☆ 20 mins preparation time, serves two

hope ingredients:
100 grams love
250 grams happy
100 grams nice
combine in a small bowl, set aside

peace ingredients:
300 grams hugs
230 grams kind
1 wish (upon a star)
stir until soft smiles form

combine peace and hope ingredients, incorporate fully, imbue with aspiration for 13 mins

set aside to cool for 5 minutes

serve while warm and gentle
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hexed cake dessert treat recipe ★★★★☆ 20 mins preparation time, serves two

despair ingredients:
100 grams hatred
250 grams sad
100 grams mean
combine in a small bowl, set aside

war ingredients:
300 grams punches
230 grams anger
1 wish (that will never come true)
stir until horrid screams form

combine war and despair ingredients, incorporate fully, imbue with desolation for 13 mins

set aside to cool for 5 minutes

serve while cold and hard
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...(・A・)

2D Ero@Heyuri
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my fav are loli boobs -> big b00bs, in that order
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ritemost!
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second one from teh right cool
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I'll take the far left since they aren't getting enough love! They're a little small, but they'll have to do...
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This is hypnothic, I can't stop watching their boobs jiggling dizzy

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Kagy why do you keep adding random shit to Heyuri, litaralley no one asked for the ip feature
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>>67232
Because it decentralizes Heyuri culture, /a/ and all the ero boards. I remember how Kaguya (Along with all of us) prided himself in how every subsection of the site had a completely diferent purpose.
Plus, i remember an Anon distressed because of how the faster post count after 2022 didn't allow him to read every single thing on /b/. I weep for him cry
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i like /a/ as it gives more freedom for post to stick around. It gives more space for discussion.
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>Because it decentralizes Heyuri culture, /a/ and all the ero boards
That's one of the reasons why we waited until the overboard was rebuilt - now u can browse all boards at once! biggrin
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>>67234
why is everyone ignoring my super cool solution that fixes everything????? angry
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>anti-samefag/troll tool that Futaba and other Japanese boards have
japs don't care about leaking their IP bc they are not scrutinized by their shitty government

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I am curious about Heyuri's mental health (・∀・)
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often
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I don't really consider it seriously. I have this belief that my body isn't really mine and its a gift from god belonging to this world and to destroy it in such a way would be a horrible betrayal to the body.
Also I hope things work out for the sad anons in the thread.
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Used to be on the reg,standing at train tracks was so hard.not to jump! But there's a voice almost as loud that tells me it's selfish and cowardly, and of course, dontcha just wanna see where this timeline goes, even if it's only downhill from here?

However, I do not want to return to wearing diapers. The older I get the more open I am to dangerous risk taking behaviour (´・ω・`) because, life is a pretty big adventure if you chase after the right thrills and pains that come with
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considered yesterday for the first time in my life ( ´,_ゝ`)
i'm ok now I think
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>>7056
i hope you stay okay.
i worry that i might go crazy and jump from a height so i've been avoiding heights.

Lounge@Heyuri
genuine question
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The breasts of the next generation will be even bigger stillヽ(´∇`)ノ
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yes, because today's kids get a lot of unnecessary estrogen hormones from plants (soy, yam, etc.) and soy-fed animal's meat (such as chicken and cows). remember that estrogen is the female version of testosteron and is basically a steroid hormone, acting like a growth hormone inside human. too much of it causes too much growth.

that, and like >>2363 and >>2365 said, human estrogen is synthesized inside human fat cells during pre-puberty and early puberty (7-13 years) so basically being fatter makes you enter puberty earlier, kickstarting the growth of boobs earlier. and yes, it is estrogen that makes your boobs bigger. they also start menstruating earlier.

normal age for boob development starts between age 9-14 and usually starts around 9-10.
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i hope future generations perfect this and feed their lolis estrogen to give them big boobs and their shotas testosterone so they can raep the lolis
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i once saw a 12 year old loli who had bigger boobs than my 25 year old girl relative
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>>2996
Sexy.

Lounge@Heyuri
The
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STYLE.
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encrypt
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PENIS.
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.JESUS

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Ridin a tricycle mona2
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I love teh dumbass birb being dumb

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DIE FISHY!
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i agree kill teh fish

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Is the old /q/ thread about quotelinking the OP archived? I would rewrite what stayed on my mind in the worst case, but it would be useful for some of the newer users who don't seem to get it
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>>67281(YOU)
i fixed it x3
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I made this thread... Since then I might have caused creation of a phagget policing users over every single OP quotelink, but my opinion hasn't changed xd

>quotelinking OP is fine and makes it unambiguous what you're replying to, especially if you're replying to multiple posts
It's very rarely ambiguous, and if you have to quote multiple people your opinion is more important than who you're replying to anyways
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honestly, I guess I'll just finish with this: caring about the structure of a post more than the contents is pure faggotry
kinda like that bitching you'd see on 4chan about "reddit spacing"
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u don't get to maek the last post!!1

But ur right, it's one of the smaller worries for sure. And never has been that much of a problem on Heyuri anyways, neither now.

Now I hope we won't have much more years-old discussions necromanced to page 0 sweat2
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>>67286
>Now I hope we won't have much more years-old discussions necromanced to page 0
I'm used to stuff getting bumped from the grave. sweat2

the sole PHPBB-style forum I still go to will quite frequently have threads from 16 years ago get posts, even if the last post was like 4 years ago
almost everyone in the thread that was there back then is still around biggrin cool

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my pet butterfly drowned today
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That's sad if true

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eroi!
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Fuck yeah! iyahoo
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forte gets wat she deserves
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post... MOAR!!

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Who here on Heyuri is also hikikomori?

It has been 8-years for me.
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the pear is unbearable? I don't get it...
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I've been for more than 3 years and i hate it the pain of being inside and my only personal connection with anyone is my grandma that i live with is horrible I've been comp templating suicide for such a long time cause of this and it never goes away maybe I'm just overthinking it and i should enjoy my time being like this probably or go get a job and find some irl friends.
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>>114021
Read it again
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>>114033
Why do you need a job to talk to people and make friends? Do you live out in the middle of nowhere and it costs a lot for fuel to drive to the nearest town? If you live in a town just walk or ride a bike.
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>>114035
This heavily depends on the country/city you're in.

like, my family is from Trinidad and you could totally do that there, just head out into town and talk to people and make friends that way

in the meantime, where I live in the US, it's not happening ┐(゚~゚)┌
you might have a shot heading to videogame or card game tournaments and making friends with the other entrants -- managed to make a few friends that way here ヽ(´ー`)ノ

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every show listed there is great ヽ(´∇`)ノ
kinda wish that article didn't spoil Gunbuster's ending, but everyone here should have seen Gunbuster already
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>>114136
i have not seen gunbuster
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>>114133
Gunbuster is a ton of fun, even if the pacing is kinda rough. Definitely recommended.
It isn't a long watch, 6 episode OVA.

The sequel Diebuster is kinda shit at best (Lal'c is cute at least) and a lot of people outright state that it doesn't exist as a result -- I don't think it's that bad, but it sure isn't a good followup.

Both have tits. ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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>>114215
oops, meant to link >>114145
but whatever

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in 3D she is papar thin!
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if you are lucky, you'll see one of these between 2 vending machines
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if we WAS lucky, we would also see panchira. wink
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>>114187
>if we WAS lucky, we would also see panchira.
heh, no one is that lucky

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this is how i watch anime x3
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>i use headphones with noise cancellation
lol thats how eromanga is meant to be enjoyed though i hope you dont live with your parents
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>>114142
a projectors lamp has a burning life - meaning it can break after X amount of hours. Depending on projector. Mine has around 3000 hours. I've noiice it's a little bit weaker, so sooner or later i will need to replace it. But yeah, sure, i haev used it for 12 hours+

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i come and ask them to join me.
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I used to have a projector and they generate about as much heat as a gaming PC running a modern game on high settings. If you live in a small room it's going to be awful in the summer, but a nice space heater in the winter.
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this is how I watch anime
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she's not real! even if we all wish she was! cry

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