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Off-Topic@Heyuri
i found the ballz :waha:
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u found em, ma ballz, give me back!
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>give me back!
Hmm, but what will you give me?
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huge sexy ballz
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but i already have heug sexy balls!

Lounge@Heyuri
There's one particular user of this site, an english fellow,
an oldfag. He's been blue recently because he doesn't have a girlfriend, thinks
getting one is hopeless.

A few years ago, I was the same. Then I had my first girlfriend, and it was so
beautiful, so sweet. Everything was like a wonderful fairytale. I was overwhelmed
with happiness all the time. She was everything I could want. She was adorable,
so cute. It wasn't just me saying that because she was my girlfriend either, it
was love at first sight when I saw her. So I was shocked when this cute girl
enthusiastically agreed to be my girlfriend.

And... I was happy, for a few months. But I became anxious and paranoid as time
went on. I worried that one day it would all fall apart. I had nightmares about
her breaking up with me. I don't know why... she never changed her sweet demeanor,
she never did anything that suggested betrayal.

But this paranoia influenced my behavior, and I ruined my relationship with this
one in a billion girl.

Eventually, despite being so similar, and never arguing, we found eachothers presence
exhausting. It felt like we were walking on eggshells around eachother. I didn't understand...
it was so perfect... but...

And then, one day, she broke up with me, and I was very sad. But it cured me of my desire
to have a girlfriend. It's been a long time since then, and I no longer seek companionship.

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Not having taste love is hurting and an old oji-san myself, it suxz.
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Whether it's to "live happily ever after" or "break free from the want", the solution is the same... and it's a long way off (if ever) (;´Д`)
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a year or two ago i saw my middle school crush at the bus stop, she was talking to some guy, i dont know if it was her boyfriend (i doubt it due to the way they were talking but you never know) or just a classmate

I was REALLY conflicted because I really wanted to reconnect, but I was afraid she didn't want to have anything to do with me anymore, ever since that it has gotten a bit easier to cope with not having a gf but I still wonder if I should've taken that chance (;´Д`)

She was the only one for whom I'd developed purely romantic feelings (she wasn't hot per se but her personality and us having so much in common really filled the gap for me), all other crushes I've had were driven entirely by beauty

Off-Topic@Heyuri
RINGO MEOW BEAM
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MAI APPLE!
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GIVE UP YER APPLEZ THEYRE MEIN
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YOURz, u say? i've more Holo<3ringo in my whole arsenal that can blow u into pieces!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Well, the jigs up. I've got to come clean about something to you all, especially those of you who use CGI Chat.

One of the people you've been talking to daily for the past few months/years has been an AI. At this moment in time, I'm not ready to reveal which of the frequent flyers over at CGI was merely my puppet, but you'll notice that user is gonna drop off soon. Unless someone else takes up his name...

This "person" is in the leaderboard as one of the top chatters. He's been present in all the cytube streams, he... no.. IT has even personally bonded with one or two other CGI chatters.

But it was all fake. All of it.

Have fun figuring out which one of your friends was merely my plaything :dark:
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I was an AI the entire time
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>komeo > i am here to get to know my friends from the heyuri friend group

I think I found the ai
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LIES! I AM REAL!?! :sweat:
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>>190445
neat

no more need for human beings soon
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1000 niggers dead!!! I KNEW IT WAS YOU

Off-Topic@Heyuri
GOTCHA, MEOWAFACKAR!!!1
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK PLZ SAVE ME

Off-Topic@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Dogs bark,
cats meow,
fish ???
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blrbrbrlblburb
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>>190539
>fish
hurt people without words

Off-Topic@Heyuri
File: 09.webm
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How do I get good at video editing?
I want to make video oh see for hey your "e"
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edit a ton of videos
everytime you feel like you've gotten comfortable with a certain level of quality increase it
the most important thing is to have fun while doing it!
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yeah, practice by making tons of small OCs 4 heyuri - you'll get bettar and bettar the more you make, it's the only real way to improve (*^ー゚)b
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start with A HUGE PROJECT THAT YOU WILL NEVER MANAGE TO FINISH! THATS TEH ONLY WAY!
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practice makes purfect meow

Off-Topic@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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One of these is not like the other
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>>190440
>>190443
I asked for chocolate milk :love:
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wait a meownit...

Off-Topic@Heyuri
NYA NYA FIGHT TEH POWAH
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*shhhcreeeeesshhhh*
Major Nyaa~ do you reach me!? YOur FirRSt missi0n iz to kill all teh d00gzz, they are p00ping in ur b0wl, leave NOOO surVIVOURS!
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*p00ps in j00r thread*

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) banhammer


Off-Topic@Heyuri
My little sisters classmates birthday is coming up and it's time for me to decide on a gift for her. Since bear print pantsu are in vogue on heyuri right now, help me pick one! ( ̄ー ̄)

I'm stuck between these two options
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i liek op pic
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option 1
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I liek the second one
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OPTION 2 :iyahoo: you can also look on mercari japan for some cute prints!
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2

Off-Topic@Heyuri
NYA ON THIS NINGEN
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Me0w
~
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𓅓𓅂𓅱𓅃

Off-Topic@Heyuri
!!!!
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get pissed on nekoz :xp:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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hmmm.... ribbit
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
The thinking mans fetish :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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It’s S&M for Ph.D.s: Cuckolding, in which men watch their wives have sex with other guys, is catching on among people with high IQs who revel in the psychological agony.

- The Guardian
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indubitably
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cucks of heyuri lets start a club :biggrin:
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>>190506
perfect
I'll be the one fucking your waifus, who wants to go first? :cool:
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>>190321
Proving once again dat low iq maiks ur smarter:cool:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
:drool::drool::drool::drool::drool:
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BARK-I HAS BALL-BARK *runs away*
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fkker stole my ballz!!!
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we got to team up to get our ball back
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i will steal hiz ballz :dark:
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YER BALLS WILL BE MINE

Off-Topic@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
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https://cgi.heyuri.net/vote2/html/1786690903.html
VOTE:
For the best type.

Starting with blue shimapan
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honorable mention for bunny pantsu (´人`)
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( ̄ー ̄) is neko print a thing
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( ̄ー ̄) It's not the pantsu colors that matter, but the juices and stains it holds
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>>190414
Marinated pantsu .. :drool:
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vote people, vote!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
BARK
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STFU U LITTLE PUNY DOGGY!!!!! *Jumps in the air*
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bark..

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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wan
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waaan wann??
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