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That would be a thing to see, would it not anons 🐎
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>>150395
umamusume is vastly more like hetalia than MLP, honestly (´ー`)
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>>150306
I hate seeing this shit spammed everywhere :sage:
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>>150412
nice :sage:, nerd.
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>>150412
yeah idc get rekt n00b 🐎
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You can't prove with 100% certainty that Heyuri isn't a shortened form of H(ors)eyuri (´人`)
Technically, we don't have any other satisfiying theory on the meaning of Heyuri (´人`)

(´ー`)

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Holy-shit guys, the skeleton are at it again :cry:
How can we face their fury this time? :cry::unsure:
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ZOMG SKELETONS
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press return key
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LOOKS LIKE YOU FOOLS ARE IN A REAL...


...GRAVE SITUATION!!
NYEYAHEAHEHAEHAHEAHEAHEHAEHEHEHUHEHEUHEEHAHEHA!!!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN GRAVES ARE ONLY LOOSELY RELATED TO SKELETONS?! MY PUNS ARE OF UTMOST WIT! UTMOST, I SAY!!
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>>150537
That joke was pretty .. bare-bones. 💀
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>>150541
I thought it was pretty
rib splitting :nida:

Your fortune: Bad luck


Girl Talk@Heyuri
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My friend is in her tarot card phase and now she wont shut up about her predictions and tarot youtubers. I'm ok with tarot but I'm sick of hearing about it
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>>257
tell her to shut up.
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>>258
that would be teh rude
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Fortune god, what will happen to Tarot-chan?

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!

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>>259
WE'RE ALL OUT OF OPTIONS!! (;´Д`)

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Attention Heyuri Users

Be careful not to over masturbate, take breaks and stop if you feel pain. Your PENIS or VAGINA isnt useful to anyone if they are too injured.

Also; drink water! Especially in summer.
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my wiwi has maximum endurance actually. 10 hour long at 130FPM (FAPS PER MILLISECOND).
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>>150503
ewwww nigra hand, creepy
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>>150503
"I'm watching you masturbate" - :nigra:

Your fortune: Bad luck

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It's high time... :happy:

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what color did kaguya initially use on Chat@Heyuri?
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I'm finna ask teh audience steve

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) banhammer

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U FAIL IT
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Nigger brown?

Flash@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Flash@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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what the fuck who thought this was a good idea

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LOL HEYURI
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i imagined heyuri getting hamsters making sex chamber for hamster sex and uploading heyuri hamster colony sex for some reason :nyaoo2:
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I LOL HEYURI'd

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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I fucking hate my life.. I've decided to kill myself. If this thread gets 20 replies, I'll change my mind I guess... :emo:
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delete this post
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>Bumping this thread bcuz I love u op
Nevermind, I don’t love you anymore OP :closed-eyes2:
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Did fag OP kill himself yet? :biggrin:
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>>150128
aww, where'd the post go :cry:
i like how fucked up it was :tongue:

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What are you having for breakfast? I prefer the classic chips and sausage breakfast
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>>150391
she probably didnt even go to clown school!! im tired of fake clowns!!!! show me your certificate show me your clown egg! ヽ( `Д´ )ノ
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>>150398
tu ti berrai il gel per le mani per quando non hai i soldi per la vodka :nyaoo2:
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>>149814
era infinitamente più gustoso quando ero bambino
ora sa veramente di piscio
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>>150452
tu ti berreresti diarrea liquida se venisse pubblicizzatà abbastanza.
communque non bevo vodka ;
li slavi sono tutti completmente fuori di testa unicamente per colpa della vodka.

Your fortune: We don't know what happens next

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>>150460
smettila di fare la loli tsundere prima che mi venga duro :dark:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Guess i'll just wipe my butt with the cat ( ´,_ゝ`)

Your fortune: Bad luck

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>>150424
use its tail 🐱
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Nekoooooooo!! :iyahoo:

Your fortune: Your true waifu will reveal herself


Girl Talk@Heyuri
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Find ur favorite cat pic and give them a makeover! (Add accessories and makeup and stuff) ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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LOL :biggrin:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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ta daa

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I need to work but im posting on heyuri instead. :sweat2: LOL
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same! :dance:

Your fortune: Bad luck

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It's the place to slack off :nyaoo:
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I called in sick :x3:
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I don't have a job. I lounge around in my underwear all day, every day! :dance2:

Your fortune: Only time will tell


Off-Topic@Heyuri
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11eleven
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those sum tasty ass crackas nigga :nigra:

Your fortune: You have aids

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>>150399
>Your fortune: You have aids

LOL!! :xd:

Your fortune: Average luck


Girl Talk@Heyuri
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i have a crush on a schizophrenic 30 year old man lole(゚ー`)
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>>240
erm.. okey ( ´,_ゝ`)
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it's liek an early dementia but worse (;´Д`)
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>>249
maybe op means like schizoid, one of those anti social personality disorders, not real schizophrenia. :unsure:
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u don't mix them up (;^Д^)

I was diagnosed for szpd actually. aspd is in a different group, but probably none of these are people would know about themselves yet alone tell others about IRL, unlike schizphrenia
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holy shit this is literally me rn..
help!!

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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Everything reminda me of her.
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chair loev:blush:
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Furniture fucker! :biggrin:

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i dont know if you guys remember this post but if you do and ahve the oink saved please give it to me

i was looking for the loli shit cake recipe if you have it let me know arigato anonys(⌒∇⌒ゞ)
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i indeed posses the oink 🐷
this it?
https://img.heyuri.net/b/koko.php?res=109564
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ARIGATO I WAS LOOKING ALL OBER FOR THAT CAMNT WAIT TO TRY SOME (´π`)
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may i ask for the source of the doujin? :nosebleed:
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>>150253
[Atage] Imouto wa Amma Ama | My Little Sister Is So Gentle! (Tsugou ga Yokute Kawaii Mesu.) [English]
[あたげ] いもうとはあっまあま (都合が良くて可愛いメス。) [英訳]
https://exhentai.org/g/1710680/9d414468ce

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I would like to add a feature to Heyuri (configurable on a per-board basis) that allows the OP of a thread to be identified in the thread with a marker next to his name that says (OP)

It would be a useful feature :happy: Would heyuri integrate it if i made it?
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>>68997
yeah like that is exactly the purpose of a tripcode to begin with.
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i think a feature like that is really only good in places like 4chan where there is a lot of samefagging, manipulation, etc.

A place like heyuri doesnt need that. if an OP wants to be OP they can specify it, if not, then they should have the choice to be anonymous. :closed-eyes2:
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Can we have a report widget attached to posts? Makes it easier to communicate things like the pizza decaying at the very top of /c/ right now.
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>Can we have a report widget attached to posts?
Stuff liek CP spam gets dealt with the moment one of us checks the site. Without some kind of "desktop notifications" feature, we wouldn't see the report until we were already checking the site anyway - at which point the report becomes redundant. It just gives us yet another thing to look at and manage, which we really don't need :sweat2:

If u see that kind of material left up for more than 10-15 minutes, the current best thing to do is head to Chat@Heyuri and mention it there - staff-san are usually lurking, and it makes a "ding" sound when new messages come in
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>>69025
I've seen that kind of stuff up for several hours on at least 3 occasions so far. Will go to chat@ next time though.

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