Heyuri!

Murder Anonymous 2026/03/22(Sun)12:33:27 No.177246 +

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Let's say theoretically, you were offered the ability to murder one person without any legal consequence, and in any way you wish. That person is the same age and sex as you, and can't fight back, so theres no risk of you getting hurt, and like I said no getting arrested.

You can freely take the offer and kill them for the fun of it. No one will ever know. Do you?

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19 Anonymous 2026/03/27(Fri)17:30:19 No.177973 +

I just want sex

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20 Anonymous 2026/03/27(Fri)18:12:36 No.177981 +

Does anyone still remember the idea of selfcest with little self? (・∀・)

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21 Anonymous 2026/03/27(Fri)18:49:06 No.177982 +

>>177970
no

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22 Anonymous 2026/03/27(Fri)20:00:14 No.177984 +

Let's say theoretically, you were offered the ability to eat one hamburger without any legal consequence.

Do you?

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23 Anonymous 2026/03/27(Fri)23:07:37 No.178002 +

>>177981
no, but you just reminded me. fuck yeah!! :love:

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richfag◆AMERICAu.c 2026/03/27(Fri)21:07:34 No.177993 Yeah x1

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After having to sell most of my assets to cover debt three years ago, I’ve finally accumulated 1 Bitcoin again. I lost almost everything and had to liquidate it (thankfully, the markets were doing well then). Now that I’m back on my feet and Bitcoin is dipping, I’ve managed to get back above 1 again. :waha:

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1 Rabbitfield◆K3cusw/xPQ 2026/03/27(Fri)21:42:00 No.177999 +

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kooz how about you swap it to monero?

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2 Anonymous 2026/03/27(Fri)21:47:40 No.178000 +

my father bought a bunch of bitcoin right at the beginning, unfortunately he died and all the details needed to get that bitcoin is fucking gone. i could have been a multi millionaire if he survived. ( ;´Д` )

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3 Anonymous 2026/03/27(Fri)22:00:00 No.178001 +

>>177999
I was trying to buy a rocket launcher the other day but all the monero swaps charge like 12%

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Japanese vice minister of Environment was a cosplayer Anonymous 2026/03/26(Thu)13:58:31 No.177885 +

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model for the metroid zero mission promos

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2 Anonymous 2026/03/26(Thu)15:22:15 No.177888 +

Metroid - Zero Mission? More like Tokyo Metropolitan Area - Zero Emissions :lolico:

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3 Anonymous 2026/03/27(Fri)15:35:16 No.177967 +

HAWT

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4 Anonymous 2026/03/27(Fri)17:47:11 No.177978 +

With enough makeup, she'd still be pretty hot in an OL outfit. She should keep cosplaying and open up an OnlyFans to help with budget deficits. ( ´ω`)

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5 Anonymous 2026/03/27(Fri)17:48:50 No.177979 +

>>177978
she should also suck your lil chinpo too, right?

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6 Anonymous 2026/03/27(Fri)18:12:17 No.177980 +

good

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Anonymous 2026/03/25(Wed)14:12:35 No.177776 +

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Monks, even if bandits were to savagely sever you, limb by limb, with a double-handled saw, even then, whoever of you harbors ill will at heart would not be upholding my Teaching. Monks, even in such a situation you should train yourselves thus: 'Neither shall our minds be affected by this, nor for this matter shall we give vent to evil words, but we shall remain full of concern and pity, with a mind of love, and we shall not give in to hatred. On the contrary, we shall live projecting thoughts of universal love to those very persons, making them as well as the whole world the object of our thoughts of universal love — thoughts that have grown great, exalted and measureless. We shall dwell radiating these thoughts which are void of hostility and ill will.' It is in this way, monks, that you should train yourselves

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14 Anonymous 2026/03/26(Thu)04:45:02 No.177854 +

>>177790
i shall follow the way of the monk

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15 Anonymous 2026/03/26(Thu)20:14:58 No.177907 +

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>>177776
but what of the ecstatic joys of being torn limb from limb? is not the sensation, only ever once to be experienced, of sensory intensities beyond intensity a delight in itself? this world is wonderful, even its heights of misery are a delight to the otherwise still heart of life? what body doesnt ache to be ruined.

>>177794
ohhh eros you lure me

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16 Anonymous 2026/03/27(Fri)07:45:32 No.177938 +

I should read about Buddhism. It seems interesting.

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17 Anonymous 2026/03/27(Fri)07:55:56 No.177941 +

>>177938
there was a pure land buddhist from japan on strange world back in the day, imparting sacred knowledge on us all

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18 Anonymous 2026/03/27(Fri)12:40:11 No.177951 +

>>177941
That was probably some guy reading Wikipedia, too. :biggrin:

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Oi, new guy! You think you can rival with the Roller King!? I'm gonna make you regret that insolence!!

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1 Anonymous 2026/03/26(Thu)21:47:06 No.177919 +

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A challenger appears!

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2 Anonymous 2026/03/26(Thu)22:42:03 No.177926 +

>>177915
More leik Roller QUEEN

LOL

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3 hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs ## lost snail 2026/03/27(Fri)11:00:37 No.177944 +

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BRING IT ON

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Thread of cute moe whatever the fuck these things are with colorful onesies and white skin? Anonymous 2026/03/25(Wed)01:59:19 No.177735 +

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extra points if theyre solar plexus clown gliders!!! idc if theyre popular or super niche... im adding these to a bigggg folder so itd be nice to add the media they're from as well as a name! ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

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11 Anonymous 2026/03/25(Wed)11:40:55 No.177772 +

>>177761
LOL :nigra:

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12 Anonymous 2026/03/25(Wed)11:55:53 No.177773 +

telenigras
:nigra:

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13 Anonymous 2026/03/25(Wed)22:50:12 No.177826 +

>>177762
WHERE DA HOOD AT

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14 Anonymous 2026/03/26(Thu)23:13:22 No.177929 +

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>>177826
right dere ( ´ω`)

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15 Anonymous 2026/03/27(Fri)07:23:14 No.177936 +

>>177760
>Dipsy is the most stubborn of the Teletubbies, and will occasionally refuse to go along with the others' group opinion.
They wrote him to be uppity...

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Anonymous 2026/03/26(Thu)08:02:13 No.177862 +

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Everytime I scold some normalfag about how they should stop using win11/google/spyware inc/etc, they always respond with the same line "im fine with them knowing my data" or "i like my them to know my data". They always say it as a joke of course but it's only because they don't know how to respond to the uncomfortable truth that they give all of their personal details.

To this I don't know what to say back because it kind of just ends the conversation with me thinking they're dumb. Can someone give me something to say in response to this that will instill the fear of the zuck in them and make them switch to better options?

(I didn't come here for responses like "they are normies, who cares what they say or think! :biggrin:

", they are people that I might be able to convert into educated users.)

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8 Anonymous 2026/03/26(Thu)18:37:57 No.177902 +

>>177899
I've never heard of a better alternative (other than tor browser)

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9 Anonymous 2026/03/26(Thu)20:00:15 No.177905 +

>>177902
There's not anything wrong with ungoogled chromium is there?

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10 Anonymous 2026/03/26(Thu)22:04:09 No.177921 +

I use Icecat because I liek cats

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11 Anonymous 2026/03/26(Thu)22:35:06 No.177924 +

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Yeah, and imagine how badly a group of teenage girls would bully you for using Linux :blush:

what even is that operating system? it doesn't look like Windows or Mac.

what do you mean it's 'free' and 'respects your privacy'? like who the fuck cares. are you like, totally poor AND a pedophile on top of that?

well just look at what he's wearing, what do you think?

*giggles*

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12 Anonymous 2026/03/26(Thu)22:51:56 No.177927 +

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Proprieta-... ? End to end encry-... what? Oh my gawd Tiffany, what the fuck is this nerd even talking about?

I don't know, he's just some weirdo that rented my brother's room after he went to college. I have to listen to this bullshit all of the time. *rolls eyes* Just ignore him.

*snickering* I bet he steals your panties and sniffs them!

Ewww Stacy, omaigaaahh don't say that!

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Windows® ∞ 2026/03/26(Thu)10:57:06 No.177871 +

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dumb bitch :biggrin:

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3 Anonymous 2026/03/26(Thu)13:05:11 No.177880 +

>>177871
slippery when wet

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4 Anonymous 2026/03/26(Thu)13:42:02 No.177883 +

>>177871
teh dildo was still stuck on the wall after that!?!?

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5 Anonymous 2026/03/26(Thu)16:19:55 No.177894 +

That's gotta hurt :sweat:

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6 Anonymous 2026/03/26(Thu)22:29:31 No.177923 +

>>177871
>>177894
considering the fact that she was in her bathroom it's very likely that she fell head first into her toilet
Also op what's her name

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7 Anonymous SAGE! 2026/03/27(Fri)13:43:23 No.177961 +

>>177923
her name is fat pig and she posts on /j/

Girl Talk@Heyuri

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i kno im pretty
but do NOT touch me

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1 Anonymous 2026/03/26(Thu)20:19:09 No.1718 +

Dear Heyurizen,
please show me your balls

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my pc has no gaems thanks to corpo slimes Anonymous 2026/03/26(Thu)00:25:52 No.177840 +

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My potato from 2011 used to run CS Source just fine, but not anymore! But only because both Steam and NVidia dropped support for older GPUs, now I can't play anything except for goldsrc engine gaems. ヽ(`Д´)ノ

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1 hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs ## lost snail 2026/03/26(Thu)00:35:04 No.177841 +

damn that su-... :huh:

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2 Anonymous 2026/03/26(Thu)02:36:56 No.177847 +

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>>177841
Is something the matter, dear?

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4 Anonymous 2026/03/26(Thu)20:10:47 No.177906 +

Finally some real hottie! We on Heyuri are so tired of JBs, schoolgirls, fukken lolis, 18yos and so on.

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UK increases the amount of books banned for schools Anonymous 2026/03/25(Wed)00:00:27 No.177719 +

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You would think it was extremist books or something of that sort, but attached image is a sampling of the books they are banning in the UK school libraries.

A lot of manga.

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14 Anonymous 2026/03/25(Wed)16:50:03 No.177798 +

>>177789
south korea is like this, theres a lot of people watching pizza in south korea because all porn is banned (yes they are retarded like that). When all porn is banned there is really nothing separating pizza from other porns when it is all similarly treated as illegal materials that bring fines and jail time, people just throw their hands up and are like "fuck it, im already a criminal for this why not be more of a criminal"

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15 Anonymous 2026/03/25(Wed)19:00:47 No.177814 +

>>177798
So that's why I can't connect to porn sites when using a south korean VPN server. Are they trying to be the worst country on earth?

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16 Anonymous 2026/03/25(Wed)19:54:03 No.177817 +

>>177814
Their country was secretly run by a feminist cult for 20+ years, so yeah.

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17 Anonymous 2026/03/26(Thu)18:36:59 No.177901 +

>>177817
I've never heard that
More info?

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18 Anonymous 2026/03/28(Sat)11:33:59 No.178070 +

>>177746
the victorian age morality fagging
came mainly from middle class people.
a way to affirm their superiority to the lower classes and the noble
which didn't have any coyness toward these things(they were secure in their status and had nothing to prove really)
>is deeply rooted in their culture
>its predecessors.
not really people in the past were far more cruder than now
(it was common for the parents to assist their children after they get married in the act during the middle age)
the origin of moral fagging is clearly the terribly insecure and selfconcious middle class that obtained ton of power in that age

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Anonymous 2026/03/25(Wed)18:30:30 No.177811 +

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wat do u think of girls that claim to b 18?

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8 Windows® ∞ 2026/03/26(Thu)03:10:43 No.177850 +

>>177846
>uh
>duh
never heard of a dating site that doesn't ask for your phone are you shitting me?
>never put ur real name/address on the internet
no shit sherlock :closed-eyes:

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9 Anonymous 2026/03/26(Thu)05:58:04 No.177857 +

i love them more than girls who claim to be under 18 and girls who are actually 18

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10 Anonymous 2026/03/26(Thu)12:27:30 No.177876 +

If it's to get through an age prohibition thing it's alright, but otherwise I feel like underage girls who admit they're underage tend to be more appealing.
I mean, the girls in this thread's pictures just look like common whores.

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11 Anonymous 2026/03/26(Thu)13:04:35 No.177878 +

>>177850
you werent suppose to do that? :unsure:

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12 Anonymous 2026/03/26(Thu)18:35:54 No.177900 +

>>177846
>>177850
Aren't there services that allow you to use a phone number that can't be tied back to you?

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Sweet Emo 2026/03/25(Wed)16:31:33 No.4659 +

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*runs away*

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1 Anonymous 2026/03/25(Wed)23:15:38 No.4660 +

>>4659
finally a flash worthy of saving!

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2 Sweet Emo 2026/03/26(Thu)17:44:34 No.4662 +

gracias meine freunde <3

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Rabbitfield◆K3cusw/xPQ 2026/03/25(Wed)22:23:10 No.177821 +

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Hey you lolicon!
This site is not for children! Me must make sure you are over 18! Provide your ID right now!!!

ID template in png later in the thread
ID template in gimp format https://up.heyuri.net/src/5451.xcf

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6 hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs ## lost snail 2026/03/25(Wed)23:46:21 No.177837 +

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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7 Anonymous 2026/03/26(Thu)00:39:53 No.177842 +

I do not consent to answering questions or being detained, and if you get a warrant or probable cause I do not consent to those either

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8 Anonymous 2026/03/26(Thu)01:20:18 No.177843 +

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Here's my ID (Incredible Dick), enjoy. :onigiri:

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9 Anonymous 2026/03/26(Thu)03:25:57 No.177852 +

>>177843
Ittadakimasu~ (´￢`)人♡

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10 Anonymous 2026/03/26(Thu)08:07:36 No.177863 +

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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Mystery_Mleczik_Z◆3HgciFmEWk 2026/03/22(Sun)16:06:44 No.177284 +

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Would you fall for this? :tongue:

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3 Anonymous 2026/03/23(Mon)10:08:34 No.177395 +

*opens door*
Ah what a beutiful... big. girthy. veiny. ENORMOUS COCK AAAA WTF

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4 Anonymous 2026/03/25(Wed)22:53:34 No.177827 +

free beer pls

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5 Anonymous 2026/03/25(Wed)22:59:04 No.177828 +

>>177395
The lolis are futanaris?!
:angry:

WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT VAN I HAVE A DIRE NEED FOR LOLICOCK!!!!!!! :angry:

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6 Anonymous 2026/03/25(Wed)23:35:52 No.177836 +

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>>177309

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7 Anonymous 2026/03/26(Thu)05:59:30 No.177858 +

i'm horny not stoopid :angry:

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Congratulations crazy-kun on getting 177777 GET :biggrin:

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reading Anonymous 2026/03/20(Fri)14:43:06 No.1679 +

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I don't need to buy books, because the bookshop is already the best reading enviroment for me! I don't mind standing up, and a lot of them even have sofas and cafes attached. If I actually bought the book, it would just collect dust at home.

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15 Anonymous 2026/03/23(Mon)17:53:28 No.1706 +

>>1703
try reading standing up

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16 Anonymous 2026/03/23(Mon)17:54:50 No.1707 +

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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17 Anonymous 2026/03/25(Wed)18:21:54 No.1712 +