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i like it when boy rub PENISnes together
i bet they feel really warm
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>>170584
I want a daughter like this.
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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are we just trap posting now?

Site Discussion@Heyuri
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I've noticed lately that if someone line breaks after the final line, that this is included in the post.

This used not to be the case, and my personal opinion is that it looks a bit ugly
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>>70108
I put 10 linebreaks after this but it wasn't noticeable at all compared to tacgnol's enormous height...


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Adding a final linebreak at the end of your post shows your e-nobility.
It is recognized among peers, and unsuspecting e-peons will still feel that your post takes more space because it is more important.

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Fixed. waiting for it to be applied live
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hai applied
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>>70117
Your bright blue name is so vibrant and bright, it's giving me a headache. Can you use a different color?

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
artist m-eine
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Puchipy in...... FUCKING SPACE
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Fucking space.
:lolico: :lolico: :lolico: :lolico: :lolico:
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The SPACE isn't empty it's already cloggered with a shitton of some fucking weird things, someone need to make a really free space already.
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
FUCK SHIT BITCH CUNT ASS FAGGOT NIGGER WHORE SPIC KIKE!!!!!
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waht dis mean?
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>>170981
Swearing children are cute.
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UR GROUNDED

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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What would you do if a girl you knew cosplayed as your waifu.... a situation like this just happened to me and i dont know what my next move should be.. (;´Д`)
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be hard as a rock.
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>>170793
I think i would make a fool of myself if i try to talk to her in person.. especially since I found out she cosplayed Yukari-chan through stalking her instagram.. maybe she would be suspicious to how i know since i don't follow her on there..
Isn't it embarrassing how i can fap to her instagram story so many times yet when it comes to seeing her in person I'm too scared to even look at her.. (´~`)

>>170794
I was all through math class today (;゚∀゚)
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>>170788
short_hair flipped_hair / hair_flaps looks similar, but most akiyama_yukari images are tagged with short_hair messy_hair / fluffy_hair.

https://danbooru.donmai.us/wiki_pages/tag_group%3Ahair_styles
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>a girl you knew
⚠ Error: reference to a nonexistent entity.
:dark:
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personally? i'd rape her and that's no joke because if i'm guilty of anything it's raping too much.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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:nida:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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i have come to the conclusion that i am bad at writing stories, i announced a new drawing for heyuri but the srs story i came up with was very bad and full of plotholes (;´Д`)
then i came up with a more humorous story but it was too sexual (;´Д`)
id like to become heyuri's greatest storyteller, but how can i do it?
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>but it was too sexual (;´Д`)
IMPOSSIBLE!!!1
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You should collaborate with P.E.G.-san, he writes good stories, and you draw good art
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>>170967
i only thought of the premise and it was kinda dumb, then as i piled on thoughts with no clear objective it got weirder and weirder (;´Д`)
>>170969
i hope P.E.G. doesn't mind my slowness and lack of skill with most angles (ρ_;)
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ganbare

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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Netrun-mon dub where?
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AniDB sez the only language it's dubbed in is russian. Clearly russians have the best taste in anime.
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>>5943
They sure do
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>>5942
Another question, we watched movie #1, does that mean there’s more?

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>24224
This is... stupid.

Top 20 Billonaries:
Elon Musk (Tesla, SpaceX)
Larry Page (Google/Alphabet)
Sergey Brin (Google/Alphabet)
Jeff Bezos (Amazon)
Larry Ellison (Oracle)
Mark Zuckerberg (Meta)
Bernard Arnault & family (LVMH)
Jensen Huang (Nvidia)
Warren Buffett (Berkshire Hathaway)
Amancio Ortega (Inditex)
Steve Ballmer (Microsoft)
Rob Walton & family (Walmart)
Michael Dell (Dell Technologies)
Jim Walton & family (Walmart)
Michael Bloomberg (Bloomberg LP)
Mukesh Ambani (Reliance Industries)
Bill Gates (Microsoft)
Carlos Slim Helu & family (Telecom)
Thomas Peterffy (Interactive Brokers)


These people has all the means and resources to live an interesting and full life. They can travel anywhere and enjoy anything and everything other than that.
Meanwhile lolis are the desire for having some form of happiness for the poor (mentally disabled), those who can't afford the "normal" happiness.
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>>24410
And before anyone would angry quote this
>mentally disabled
... Have you ever been to the Gelbooru forum? "Mommy milkers" lovers dictate the place there. Everyone would say that if you find a 7yrs old girl desirable for hugging and kissing over a proud woman wearing her high heels, then your place is in mental institution.
Why?
Men shall not have access to love and relaxation that is this simple to obtain. They must act as the little hardworking ants in the colony of the society.
Men shall not just ignore the society and do whatever they want. This is why being a NEET is a shame.
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>>24410
you dont seem to understand that elites can gain gratification from exclusivity. Its why they have works of art stolen, simply to have something no one else has or can obtain.

its also why kings would forbid peasants from hunting for food on huge swathes of forests, not because they cared about animals, but because hunting is no fun if you share your space with common people.

Not to mention there are other wealthy people who get off on simply transgressing societal norms and do illegal things just because theyre illegal.

You think the money to go anywhere and do anything would keep you away from crime but its the opposite, people are emboldened to avoid the constraints society puts upon them as their power increases.
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>>24410
Most men have very strong sexual desires, stronger than their desires for anything else other than basic things like food and comfort which are very easy to obtain. Some men however don't have very strong sexual desires, like some anons on heyuri who say they only fap like once a week or have weak disappointing orgasms, which is why it might be hard for you to understand just how extremely important sex is to some. Different men have different fetishes; some prefer big boobs, some prefer other men's hairy asses and dicks, some prefer pre-pubescent lolis and even toddlers, some prefer pubescent lolis/teens, some prefer dogs or getting jerked off by other men in fursuits. If I was a billionaire there is absolutely nothing I would rather be doing than fucking, licking and sniffing lolis for as many hours a day as I can. I don't care about having a solid gold mansion with 10,000 acres of land or a private cruise ship, or a private jet, or traveling to other countries (other than to fuck the lolis there) or whatever else the rich typically do for recreation. Having some of those luxuries might be fun, but first and foremost, far more important than everything else, would be the loli fucking. I'd fuck lolis on my private cruise ship and private jet, but if for some reason I had to choose, I'd rather fuck a loli while living in a cardboard box than have all the other billionaire luxuries combined and no loli.
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>>24410

I exclusively like lolis, and alas, I'm not a billionaire, just a poor guy. When I see lolis, I want to fuck them. It feels good to think about lolis, little ENORMOUS COCK, and flat-chest.


Mmm, loli...

2D Cute@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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We're back. To play a nasty trick on you.
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TEEEEAAM ROCKET BLASTING OF AGAAAIN.....!!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
whats the gayest piece of clothing youve ever worn outside the house?
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>>170771
Every single post in this thread is a confirmed sissy. Even yourself. I checked.
Lube up for my arrival, pretty boys. (・∀・)
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>>170822
mod san, s-slow down
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I was wearing duck santa claus boxers, I had to throw out the trash and it was snowing outside.
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>>170837
you threw the trash out in just your underwear?
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>>170822
Please fuck the shit out of me, Mod-sama! No really, I'm very constipated. :blush:

Your fortune: Bad luck


Off-Topic@Heyuri
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What's the absolute worst case scenario for the Internet in the next 10 years? :glare:
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You have to age verify everything and you lose even more of your privacy (´;ω;`)
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maor ai slop and bots on EVERYTHING!!!!! :dizzy:
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CP is still illegal :cry:
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>>170124
A winrar is you.
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that it will be even more censored

and that AI will take over, AI will destroy the internet


2D Lolikon@Heyuri
CHEN,WHY NOT?
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
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https://www.dhs.gov/wow?combine=&field_country_of_origin_target_id=12979&field_state_value=All

DHS-ICE launched a website showing the arrests of all foreign criminals in the US.

Although there are over 100 million japanese, only 2 japanese criminals were arrested in the US. And one was probably just arrested for downloading some loli ero :sweat3:

Meanwhile, although my country has less than 1/6th of Japans population, it has dozens of pages of criminals...
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>The U.S. Department of Homeland Security is highlighting the worst of worst criminal aliens arrested by the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE).
This is not an exhaustive account of every ICE arrests, OP :hokke:
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but there are far more people from your country living in the US than japs living there right? also DAMN IT I knew I should've used tor while doing that, ICE deported me back to japan already!
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With half teh population, seems K has 2 records too :nida:
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SMH. WHY CANT WE WATCH CP IN PEAACE

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Jissou liek sushi
(・A・)
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Haven't seen this character in a good while.
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`A´

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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cute loli girls doing feetjobs

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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👏:biggrin:
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number one in the hood G
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Yes

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Recomend me some books (not manga, I hate drawings)
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>>170906
Visca el Barça
>>170911
Yeah it's just that I preffer reading it in my native language, stories feel more personal to me this way
Also, found a re-edition from 2016... 180Eur, Jesus

>>170902
What's with this book? is it some sort of meme? Reading the wiki page makes it sound like schizo simulator the book
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>180Eur, Jesus
WTF! LOL! BUY!!!

>What's with this book?
It's an horror book writen in "meta", as YOU - teh reader, will get the same fate as the main character in the book.
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>>170918
>What's with this book?
All I can say is that it's a book that messes with the reader, prompting them to engage as much as they can.
Even a Doom wad is based off of this book.
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I've to admit i did drop it, but it was cool to read as the writing was all over the book!

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