in Japan, it is! https://x.com/McDonaldsJapan/status/1826137155627896998

This thread was up for a week and is about to get marked for deletion in a few hours and only now i find out that it's an official ad
I don't like mcdonalds but this is still better than their american ads

>>115704
I missed hearing miko's voice and Im glad she got a fat() pile of 円 for this
Still not gonna eat it, making ur own burgers is really easy and delicious like that guy said

>>115706
Its a really dumb add though. The whole part where she spills the milkshake on her like am I supposed to find this hot? Chicken nuggets rolling of her back? It just seems awkward with that dumb music too. Like burgers and fries on her ass. Ya Allah, its so stupid. I can just imagine how strange it was when they were shooting it. Dumbass intern sprinkling the fries on her whilst the photographer takes shots in the god damn film development room.

You know my psychology is getting confused now. This ad has conditioned me to feel hunger when I ever I see hot girls. Now I just want to EAT THEM. Physically consume their girlflesh to satiate my stomach's lust for food. Human female burger. I demand it. I FUCKING NEED A COOKED HUMAN FEMALE NOW. THIGHS OF A HOT JAPANESE IDOL GIRL SERVED IN A PATTY WITH HER FINGERS AS SIDES. FUUCCCCCK. I NEED TO KILL AND EAT A GIRL NOW.

>>115692
>$9 burger
WTF they actually charge that muchn THEY DESERVE ALL THE TERRORISM THEY GET

>>115700
You know I knew a guy who worked there. He swore he found a pigeon in the freezer

>>115720
>Now I just want to EAT THEM. Physically consume their girlflesh to satiate my stomach's lust for food. Human female burger. I demand it.

I think I remember reading an eromanga with a plot like this a long time ago... (;ﾟ∀ﾟ)

I erupted inside your mother.

>>115740
Where is Your Mother located? Is it a tourist spot?

There's a volcano inside my pants

>>115742
its a tourist trap

every thread deserves a reply
(*^ーﾟ)b

>every thread deserves a reply
>(*^ーﾟ)b
of substance (ﾟ血ﾟ#)

I was wondering that, too. I guess trev got too busy being a dentist or whatever.

I remember that board vaguely, but never was active there, since I never understood it's humor. I can't say I'm sad about it, as I only knew the board sporadically, but I think it sucks nonetheless, that it's gone.

Looks like a faggot board for faggots.

I don't like the prequels

Here is how OG Anakin and Obi-Wan look like

>Who do you think is hotter?

Anakin.

>>115737

Better than Disney Star Wars.

Pic related is the only shit that matters.

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SEX

cry because i don't have a little sister

Probably marathon OreImo and cry myself to sleep.

>september 6
who wants a oreimo stream (・∀・)

>>115727
>who wants a oreimo stream (・∀・)
i liek

Third century Roman armor.

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lame

how does it deal with quoted quotes? (not that anyone really does it)

>>Does it werk with names?

It just gets teh latest post with matching string of whatever is in the quote like this:
>a

in case of post numbers, these work:
>No.67349
>No. 67349
but not this:
>67349
also filename has to be full with extension, so ">filename" wouldn't werk for filename.png - it has to be ">filename.png"

He uses ChatGPT to write code

>>115638
They're real, when I was a shota my mom would take me to the university's open house every year and we'd see these cows in the agricultural department.

>>115614
...kinda fucked up that there's a cow hole. I remember seeing some shit on why it's there, not that I can remember any of that.

and now all I'm thinking of is putting cum in the cow hole... (;´Д`)
not even like fucking it, just pouring a cup of semen in there

it is a goddamn good thing I'm nowhere near a cow with a hole in it (^Д^;)

>>115693
Oh, so that's where milk comes from! Neat!

>>115693
Died reading that last line
"it is a goddamn good thing I'm nowhere near a cow with a hole in it" - Anonymous, 2024

http://xiongnu.org/overtext/ This one has heyuri since 2020

>>12134

You should love yourself moar than to post on Boards...

https://denpa-chan.org exists
there is also https://textboard.org
and https://bbs.jp.net/mona

all that websites are so fuckin ugly, this is in spanish but is a textboard i think https://bbs1.sekkaku.net/bbs/nigga/

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Late Roman Tomoko.

>>1834
sugeeee!

Boy, those lolis sure are... *gulp*. fashionable

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>>115555
>keylogging everything you've ever typed
ORZ this might be teh thing that gets me v&

>>115556
if people really got v& like that they'd run out of vans.

>>115540
that's a thing?
and i thought mice that come with "drivers" (read: unnecessary features) were bad enough

>unnecessary features
I liek switching between a custom set of DPI values on the fly!

>>115556
if you get vanned, it will probably be evidence used against you during any searches rather than the actual reason that the cops came in the dead of night for you (;´ω`)

it is fucked how we reached a point where it is no longer unreasonably expensive to do shit like that -- in fact, the price per unit for that much power in a microcontroller is like $1 on the high end now

I used to play "Age of Empires II: Age of Kings", on my PS2, but I'm not sure whether the port qualifies as obscure. Probably not. It did overheat my poor PS2 a lot and I didn't play it for long, because I've felt like I'm damaging the console just by merely running the game. On top of that it ran really poorly and lagged a lot. In retrospect, I was really disappointed by it's performance and preferred to play it on my PC. It might be worth checking out, how good it is, when it's emulated.

>CaptainScarletGame.webm
I dunno about teh PS2 game, but Captain Scarlet the 1960s supermarionation show was awesome (as were all supermarionation shows!) - I had even had a toy of him

>>115660
i played a similar game once and i'm pretty sure it's a miracle that game was even able to run on a ps2
maybe this was a very clever marketing campaign for microsoft: you buy the ps2 game, it runs like shit so you buy it on pc and if you dont have a pc you buy one giving money to microsoft
i'm probably looking too much into it
>>115661
i only remember like 2 seconds of an episode, the one where cpt scarlet throws someone pretending to be him in some electrical looking stuff and oh boy, i do seem to be remembering it being far nicer looking than this

i bet a filthy korean drew this

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check underneath your bed when you wake up

There is a spider below your pillow. You just haven't checked.

More fibre in your diet, stat.

>>115498
I don't understand how to get more fibre. Am I meant to eat wicker chairs or what?

pain of using teh western style toilet...

>>115499
>wicker chairs
Practically every fruit or vegetable has some fibre, but if that's what you prefer, sure. Personally I favour the outer shell of a coconut.

>>115498
Lots of apples and other fruits

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The captcha is cool, but 4get instances without it are marginally cooler.

the closest gaem that comes to mind
this is the game's song, the lyrics are a little different than what I remember but I guess such differences are expected https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDWi2_ztq08

We had "duck duck goose" (probably has the same origin as 115627-san's game) and "heads down, thumbs up"

we have one that's called "blind goat".
we spin someone who's blindfolded around while singing a song then push them to the floor, then they're supposed to walk around until they find someone and then feel the person's facial features with their hands and try to correctly identify who they are.

Paul Kagami

>>115632
>heads down, thumbs up
ah that gaem, it's fun touching someone's puni puni thumb