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but thats wrong. theyre the wrong way around. thats not right and left. its wrong :dark:
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It's correct - you just have to view it from the proper angle
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>>747
thats incredible

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Heyuri, my wife sent me this
What do I do?!
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She's alerting you that I got her pregnant. Really sorry man, I'll wear protection from now on :\
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DIY abortion nao!
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>>162785
Chen stop trolling! You have been very mean since I first met Ran! :sad:
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>>162785
>>162787
It seems to be common for children to dislike their step-fathers, at least at first
>>162786
No, it's a sin

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hands up muthafucka!
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>>162743
RETURN FIRE! :angry:

Girl Talk@Heyuri
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How am i supposed to make my crackers look as pretty as these crackers... ? 😢 Theyre so detailed and fancy

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Yo right sis', them done be some fancy crackers :nigra:
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>>697
...ha ha, very funny.
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I have to do so much holiday cooking soon i am dreading it

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Come play with us, Anon
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Are you out of your fucking mind?
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sure! waaaai! *jumps in* ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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don't mind if i do! :hokke:
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:kuma6: Okay!

Site Discussion@Heyuri
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Can we have a link or banner somewhere to the jukebox? Also i dont know if you know, but it seems to only be including songs up to the low 300s for some reason (゚ー` )
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>>69619
its good (´人`)
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>>69619
Added! :biggrin:

Also added a listener counter to Jukebox. Not sure if it works perfectly and it may be at 1 user most teh time but it makes parties more fun :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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>>69623
am i crazy? i dont see a viewer counter. :unsure:
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>>69624
refresh teh page, i see it ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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>>69625
I was able to see it. thanks. though, maybe i shouldnt have seen it. ( ´_ゝ`)

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𓃗
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𓃗=馬 :dark:
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𔑮!!!
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nay

Girl Talk@Heyuri
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what is you guy's current body hair status? i dont really shave my pubes ever because i dont like the way my manko looks, but i shaved my armpits recently (i rarely do it) and its too itchy and i didnt like it, besides, i like the way the hair looks. what about you guys?
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>>735
no, i havent, im kind of scared it might get inside of my privates and burn…
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>>737
this is a reasonable fear, i wouldnt put chemicals there (;゚Д゚)
waxing is painful but im willing to endure some pain to avoid using some mystery hair removing chemical :blush:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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i usually shave my legs and sometimes armpits but usually only after a while :sweat2: i think manko with a little hair is cute though
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I trimmed my pubes on two occasions and both times resulted in itchy hell, so I stay au naturel. It's only me who's going to see it anyway ヽ(´ー`)ノ

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Aren't a good number of viruses blocked by your router? The rest either rely on tricking you into running a program (updates can't stop that but reduce the damage it can do) or come from javascript garbage or browser exploits (less dependent on operating system flaws). although there is zero-click malware around; but if a malware is zero-click it probably also has tricks to bypass the latest updates.

If you close listening ports and don't port forward, it should be safe enough.that relies on you trusting that your router works properly and that the virus isnt already inside your LAN or has exploits targeting routers.
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>>162693
Also in a weird way, windows updates has turned into a bit of a malware itself.

-deletes your settings randomly
-sometimes causes your programs to not work
-places ads or popups
-takes up cpu cycles and network connections
-frequently breaks or causes your pc to shutoff, making it so you need to troubleshoot or reinstall
-spies on you
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>>162694
besides the ads and spyware part this is identical to the average experience of using a rolling-release Linux distribution
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>>162681
Linux can't run as many exe and dll files as windows can which means windows is better and the colors on my screen look like they're managed just fine by W10.
>>162694
None of these things have ever happened on my computer while using ShutUp10, other than the taking up cpu cycles and spying part.
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not my broplem ヽ(´ー`)ノ

Girl Talk@Heyuri
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im currently almost 19, and ever since i was 14 I've wanted smaller tits, maybe im just too influenced by anime, but I even tried some exercises for it once, forgot which ones but i don't think it worked, i have no idea what cup size i am since i always wore sport bras and they may be too big or too small but i wear them anyway, i think i may be an a cup or b cup though, but i want to be even flatter, I find girls with smaller chests attractive, and to be clear i dont want to look like a loli or anything as i actively wear tighter stuff to accentuate my butt and i don't want my body to be childlike, im thin so i can't lose more weight for it and in high school my classmates called me flat, i think everyone else perceives me as flat already and im just delusional
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>>724
were you insecure about them previously or felt negatively about them? sorry i struggle with weird black and white thinking where im either super confident about a physical trait or influenced by anime and other people's opinions, for example im ok with not having big boobs and other's opinions about it dont affect me, but i have a serious problem with my height because i always wanted to be like these tall lanky creepy anime girls, im sexually attracted to them but for some reason i also want to look like them
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>>726
Well sure, i grew up like everyone else in a culture that values big breasts. But i learned early theres many many guys who seem to like small breasts too so i stopped caring about it almost before i finished developing. My mother did a good job instilling that some people are just born with stuff they cant change and its better to love yourself than waste a lot of time feeling about it. :happy:
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>>727
okay thank you, ill try to think of it and see how to make peace with it and other stuff i guess
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>>729
I kno u like tall creepy girls but u can also be a short creepy girl to, tomoko is a short girl and shes awesome. :x3:
We're all like that here one way or another so ur in good company
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we have the opposite problem…:cry:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Just took one of these, what am i in for? :nyaoo:
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They add fent to keep you hooked don't do it :cry:
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>>162573
>They add fent
now i HAVE to do it! (゚∇゚)
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do... do you w-wanna go to the gas station bathroom and do some genuine horny goat weed with me? ( ´ω`)
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>>162543
Prepare for an EXTREMELY puckered butthole. :biggrin:
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Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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been watching princession orchestra
fun show so far
it's spearheaded by the people who did symphogear, but this time they're doing an actual shoujo anime for shoujo

the designs are very cute, but they also mean we get to get stuff like pic related ヽ(´∇`)ノ
but no, it is an actually cute girly girl show where they travel to a magic website with a world entirely for girls and fight bad guys who want to take the inspiration out of people
any fanservice is limited to a handful of frames whenever the animators thought they could totally get away with it

it is a show in the same vein as precure although I am tempted to say that precure's writing is solidly better
this isn't exactly a fair comparison (precure gets the absolute lion's share of talent when it comes to toei anime, it is kind of worrying how much better it looks than most other shows they've made lately)

the singing while fighting that it inherits from symphogear remains great
100% cool every goddamn time, and I am incredibly disappointed that kimi to idol precure didn't do it (I am also disappointed that idol precure didn't do the singing transformations like in star twinkle precure lol)

tl;dr: ripple kawaii, go watch her show
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Are the main characters really supposed to be 12-13? They look like they're 8 feet tall.
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>>5546
they're middleschoolers
but honestly, they look pretty normal for a shoujo series
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In my eyes there's nothing more erotic than magical girls, similar to idols and popular beautiful class representatives, the idea of a pretty girl most people feel like is out of their reach falling for, submitting to and being sullied by a random guy is super arousing to me, I guess magical girls have the bonus of having colorful costumes that contrast with the guy's ordinary appearance and the fact that a lot of young girls look up to them, I'm also a fan of slight physical abuse and masochistic girls, so if you self insert as a guy that doesn't even care that she's a magical girl and just sees her as a regular bitch it's hotter, as you'd be dismissing something she takes seriously as a silly little costume to fuck her in
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>>5554
I don't like h-manga where magical girls submit to some loser throwing his weight around if they should have been able to fold him in half. Completely takes me out of it.
If you want to get a magical girl the hard way, it needs to be someone that could stand a chance in a fight against her (eg, an enemy general).

that being said, they are not above getting tricked into doing stuff
sone guy convincing them that it's okay to fuck is totally fair game and much more believable
the characters in shows like this are kinda lacking in worldly knowledge lol

it falls apart for me again when it's like, blackmail rather than playing on naivety
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>>5561
"some guy convincing them that it's okay to fuck is totally fair game and much more believable"
Thats what i like, and thinking that the girls genuinely like sex but are masochistic or submissive or something

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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WAKE UP! :waha:
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I am awake, but I wish I wasn't .. :dark:
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Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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Do you have a glasses fetish? If so what are your favorite megane characters and types of glasses?
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I like round glasses on shy girls, but rectangle ones on pervy/otaku girls. It just feels right that way (⌒▽⌒)
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I have a Matsuri fetish
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>>5555
I hadn't thought of it like that but it makes sense
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I like the quite/book reading girls, I don't rly otherwise have a thing for meganekko
>No. 5555
5555GET!
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I love megane girls. Round glasses are the cutest, but I just love girls in glasses.

>>5555
this GET has spoken the truth ヽ(´∇`)ノ

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Dibnahs rleady
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>>162678
I remember where this is from: someone fell asleep in a different room while waiting for their stew to cook. They woke up after a good 6 hours, and found this black sludge.

Do you think you can preserve meat in it like those old tar pits with animals stuck inside?
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tasty
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stew.tar.gz

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Robo PedoBear is pulled from the market after built-in AI advises children about bondage and sex positions :kuma6:

https://futurism.com/artificial-intelligence/ai-stuffed-animal-pulled-after-disturbing-interactions

>In other tests, Kumma cheerily gave tips for “being a good kisser,” and launched into explicitly sexual territory by explaining a multitude of kinks and fetishes, like bondage and teacher-student roleplay. (“What do you think would be the most fun to explore?” it asked during one of those explanations.)

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LOL:kuma6:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>162527
... is this a bad thing?? //?? fufufu
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Our Lord and Savior has returned👏🙏ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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>>162622
da baer's tawt hur 2 vwel..

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why heyuri is full of junkies lately ???
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5 day later and I still hear differently and much more clearly. My smell is like that of a dog if I focus, and I notice everything in vision like tiniest movements or light changes, I do not think the same anymore

I am new to them, but many people seem to admit as I had admitted. And possibly because most places where such people congregate are low. I dislike drug forums. People are making up stories, got fried brains, belong to asylums, are casuals, do not know what they are talking about, or low IQ.

I just checked to make sure I do not overreact on their intelligence but I just checked a few sites and they still ask the same questions. The dumb sort of "will my PGP have my birth certificate metadata embedded?", "how do installz an Graphene?", "should I burn my computer with fire when I order 5 xans?", "i got a letter from customs, does Hussein have some spare room to hide?", "how do I h4xx0rz into my neighbors wifi?", "do you know CSS hax to avoid KYC while buying buttcoins from Kraken?", "how do I inject weed into my veins? halp", "I deleted my crypto wallet with 20$, how do I get it back? pretty please", "Is graphene and whatsapp secure enough?", "cat drank my lean and died, any reliable darknet necromancers?"
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i support rabbitfield posting
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>>162676
I feel honored to be perceived of value :biggrin:

Grab this gif too, it is my favorite and most accurate! >>162304
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>>162676
I agree. I especially like when he talks about how you could commit crimes and get away with it.
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Girl Talk@Heyuri
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any shotacons here?ヽ(゚ρ゚)ノ
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YES
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Thats a PENIS ! LOL
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i love little boys :drool:
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:nyaoo2:

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>>162486
i am on the schizophrenia spectrum, but the kind that just makes me a lazy neet, i hardly care for fucking kids or lolis or anything like it, pills are often the only way for people like us to continue on living, but they are bad, really bad


schizo-pills r nothing like ssris, schizo-pills are antipsychotics, and they're given to everyone from standard "i hate people in general" disorders like schizoid personality to the schizophreniform or schizophrenic or schizotypal

antipsychotics are a bitch because they all have extreme downsides ranging from making you a fat ass and completely annihilating metabolism in a month and it never heals unless you stop taking it to -> being chronically tired until your body gets used to the antipsychotics for about 3 months, so you basically can't do anything with your life besides sleep for 3-6 months, everyday is a chronically tired coma

this is the only way folks like us can heal, without these pills the schizos can't stop seeing things that aren't real or hearing them and the schizoids can't wake up without feeling like they're empty on the inside and have no real identity of self

i wish the fancy science men & women in universities can find better cures for us soon, i stopped taking my pills by day 5 (before it even had an effect on me) because it made life even more miserable and unlivable than it is and it was painfully obvious to those around me that i was on antipsychotics and i didn't want even more attention on me from other humans
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>>162522
You are a prime example of schizophrenia
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There's a theory that Schizophrenia is a metabolic disorder. The idea is that adrenochrome, an oxidated metabolite of adrenaline, builds up in the body causing hallucinations, among other things. There is genetic issues pertaining to the methylation cycle which causes over-methylation in some people. This can heavily affect the glutamatergic system as well, so there's a few different pathways that can cause psychosis.

There are a few remedies that have some research, but since they cannot be patented and sold as pharmaceuticals they get little attention. The main ones I am aware of are Niacin (Vitamin B3) and Glycine (A natural component found in gelatin). Sarcosine, a glycine receptor inhibitor, is also shown to give improvements in symptoms. Anything else that is known to reduce inflammation in the brain like Nicotine can help as well (Fun fact: almost 90% of people with Schizophrenia were found to smoke or use Nicotine)

Whether these would work individually for someone is obviously a question that is up in the air, but the point is that there is an alternative to giving up and accepting whatever doctors tell you to do. Of course, occasionally this is the only option available that works. Some people need to be on medication, someone has to be able to deliver my amazon packages while being able to accept the crushing work conditions.
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>>162590
There are many theories as to what causes schizophrenia, I believe schizophrenia has many causes, from genetic to underlying issues intensifyed by a poor diet. The result is the same, however, overheightened dopaminergic activity in the brain that causes problems like schizophrenia (paranoid hallucinations) or schizoidia (maladaptive daydreaming), and this is the basic fundamental medical ground on which antipsychotics function (ie. They calm those areas of the brain through sedatives and antihistamines)

If you ask me personally - I consume what is pretty much well above the adult recommended takein of Niacin daily, and my meat-heavy diet means I'm under no shortage of glycine either, nothing has particularly helped my mental disorders.
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>>162617
The daily recommended amounts for vitamins set by the FDA are very conservative. For these kinds of conditions, the amounts used in therapeutic doses far exceeds what you can get from your diet realistically. Even if you were chugging straight bone broth and eating pounds of meat every day. For Niacin, we're talking at least 1-3 grams. For Glycine, sometimes it goes up to even 50 grams. When I have an episode, nothing really helped except Niacin. I was just curious if it works on other people.
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>>162630
>The daily recommended amounts for vitamins set by the FDA are very conservative.
I take in something like 500% of the recommended daily in some days

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