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Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Why does sexting weirdos on teh interwebs never work out the way I want it to?
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>>155397
>When I enjoyed it most it was so simple just liek >>155393 said it used to just be "hey cutie *rubs hand over your pants*" etc. and usually pretty vanilla.
This definitely isn't the right site to discuss this, but in your experience does it seem like the average ERP participant is more "degenerate/depraved" now than in the past? As in the difference of "i baked cookies with my semen in them and you ate one x3" vs "i turn myself into a giant octopus, invading every orifice you have and physically remodelling your body to a more... arousing form >:D"
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>>155402
heyuri is the place to discuss everything, including cybersex
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>>155396
With image generation AI, unpredictability can be added with wildcards. You can have every danbooru tag, every word in the english language, every word on urban dictionary, etc. in a big text file, then have one or more of those words randomly inserted into the prompt. You could also set a percentage chance of the wildcard activating and how strongly the AI focuses on words added from the wildcard (which can also be a random number), so it can be precisely as unpredictable as you desire. This can surely be done with LLMs too.
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>>155405
unfortunately im too retardede to use ai so i blame AI for all my problems as a coping mechanism for being ignorant luddite
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>>155393
it's funny cos its soooo try :happy:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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How can I become more Japanese?
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rape every asian child you see:biggrin:
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help gaijin-san find his way to the johoku raiburari
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Drink so much your liver fails and so your skin gets yellow :nyaoo2:
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>How can I become more Japanese?

first get an indian passport, then they will let you in with open arms
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>>155455
How about actually visiting the country :D

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hey I found the video behind an image I posted earlier
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average nigga behavior :glare1:
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where do you find these kind of videos? i wanna see the ones from mcdonald for comparison :xd:
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>>155116
www (dot) welfarekweenz (dot) com :biggrin:
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>>155119
WTF?!? is that
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>>155119
I don't trust it

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>155372
find jesus
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>155376
in ancient cultures fertility rituals/festivals typically involved impregnation around the ritual itself, mass insemination events you could say, but somewhere along the line people lost track of this and just assume being around a giant penus is enough to make you more fertile.
Nowadays its all novelty and a joke. :angry:
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>>155373
Oh yeah - that will solve everything won't it
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>>155604
Of course, fapping is the ultimate medicine. Doctors recommend fapping at least two times a day. Gets rid of illnesses it does! Try it! :wink:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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its really hard maze. no one has beaten it before
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I completed it. I found it to be too easy, but the win screen was rewarding ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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Wow, Kaguya n00dz! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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:sweat: did i win??
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>>155347
NOPE :D
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How do we play? What am I missing here

Site Discussion@Heyuri
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Why was my thread deleted? :unsure:
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>>69347
All I've learned from that thread is that Waha sucks cocks
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>>69348
>OP is a frequent spammer/ban evader
I personally prefer the term "backseat moderator", especially since I've been here before you :smile:
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>All I've learned from that thread is that Waha sucks cocks
That post wasn't mine - in fact none of the posts in that thread were :unsure:
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>>69351
Well, you have an opportunity to answer that question now. Do you like sucking cocks, Waha?
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I've never tried it ヽ(´ー`)ノ

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Meet Francisco
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yo
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Hi! :nida:
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Hello :happy: :happy: :happy:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Settle a dispute I had with someone: Do you consider her breasts to be small, medium or large sized? :nyaoo:
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>>155353
but what about the guys with big hands? or the guys with baby hands? do we account for those irregularities? :dizzy: im confused now
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>>155381
SEE THEY'RE JUST SMALL. GET US A SIDEBOOB PIC AND WE'LL TELL YOU FOR SURE
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anyone who says small doesn’t know what actual small boobs look like…:dark:
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Here's a logical way to arrive at the answer.
1) They are definitely not small.
2) They are definitely not large.
3) By elimination we come to the conclusion that they are medium sized.
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definitely medium sized :happy:

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Do you like pretzels? I think they're cooler than pancakes or waffles :nyaoo:
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>>155556
i love teh hueg pretzels so buttery softy and yummy!! i hate bagels those things fucking suck. ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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i love pretzels…but i also love waffles/pankeekis….i dont know which one is better:sad:
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:drool:
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>>155561
worth it ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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can't stand them personally..give me a croissant any day

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Since yesterday the JASDF is in the process of deploying some fighters to the UK (and later Germany) and I've been watching them on ADS-B! :biggrin:
There are two Kawasaki C-2s, two KC-767J tankers and a private KC-10 tanker, plus the F-15s. Pic related are the C-2s approaching Alaska at about 1a.m. UTC. A few more to follow! :mona2:
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lol i probably shouldnt be writing this but i am stationed at RAF Mildenhall (US Airforce) and get to watch these plans come in and out alllll day :cool:

I uh, I don't get to fly them though.

I just sit in an office and do paperwork
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>>155555
With a Get like that I believe you
I'm also super jealous... :drool:
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The C-2s are now well on their way to Canada, this screenshot is where they were last seen 30 minutes ago. There should be two but one of them cannot be found on ADSB for some reason. 🍁
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very nice
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The C-2s haven't been picked up for 2.5 hours now and their last known position is the same as last screenshot, so they might have landed now or very soon :nyaoo-closedeyes:

Might see the tankers take off early tomorrow morning or afternoon but after that we won't be able to see them until they reach the UK (Tomorrow) due to bad ADSB coverage :cry:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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I’ve always wondered. When waifufags have dinners with their waifu and serve her some spaghetti too, what do they actually do with their waifu’s meal?
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>>155122
Eat it, and cry after they know the illusion's over.
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>>155122
if you saw how fat they are that question would've never crossed your mind for even a nanosecond
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Let her eat cake
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>>155122
makes you wonder

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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OSAKA STFU IM TRYING TO SLEEP :angry:
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>>155259
stares at you
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>>155290
they’re having a stare off, who will win? place your votes in now!!:dance:
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>>155293
ain't no way a hood nigga could lose against some cracka, I be plassin' mah vote on niggasaka :nigra:
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>>155314
ARYANSAKA SHALL WIN. WHITE POWA!!! (`Д´)∕
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Bump

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Today my glorious FC Barcelona won 6-0
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bump
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congratulations :biggrin:
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Thx :biggrin:
I feel we (I'm colombian lol) can win the UCL as long as we keep this level of play
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They got lucky lets be honest.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Let's play a game.

Rules are: only 1 letter per post
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well, it was funny, thank you for appreciating my comedic genius, now what?
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>>155495
lets play tick tack toe
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Can't I have to shit
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>>155497
How's that going to work??

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=MyAllSearch

This search engine is shady as fuck. When you look it up on Google, you see a lot of pages like trustpilot that claims this piece of shit is the best thing since sliced bread. I would like to change that.

Lets write our own honest reviews and bomb the fuck out of that site :)
https://www.trustpilot.com/review/myallsearch.com
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i forgot automated flagging systems existed :sweat2:
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If the MyAllSearch.com domain ever goes unreserved, know that I will happily make it forward to the wiki page ( ´ω`)

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Kagy Kibble
It's just what a neet needs!

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So try today!
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Jerry says it changed his life!

* Kagy Kibble has not yet underwent human testing trials. We are compelled by a legal case to state that Kagy Kibble may contain 300-400% higher levels of lead and arsenic than is safely rated for human beings.
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i HAET corm... ( ´,_ゝ`)Are tehre other flavors?
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I'LL BUY THE WHOLE STOCK
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Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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Looking back it was sort of egregious how all Hollywood had to do for Inception was rewrite an Japanese movie (based on a Japanese book) to be worse and get big names on the project to make triple the box office numbers and become much more well known in pop culture (;´Д`)

Are there any other examples of this that stick out to anyone? I'm not talking about the Netflix adaptations and related stuff, I mean Westerners jacking Japan's shit and not acknowledging that they did to sell to a different audience (;´Д`)

bonus satoshi kon thread. watch everything he has made if you havent already ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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>>5319
i tought that was just a direct adaption kinda like dragon ball evolution
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Wait til OP finds out what Lion King is based on. :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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>>5323
... Hamlet? Shakespear isn't Japanese, though :unsure:
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kimba was something about nature vs industrialitation and the relation between humans and animals.
and none of the carachters match in any way nor plot beat tone or messagge.
obviously two story abput anthromorphic animals set mainly in africa wit african animals will look similare especialy if you never saw one of them :glare1:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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teh coolest plant

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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I will be reborn as the most beautiful girl. And I will be queen of Heyuri when the time comes. :nyaoo:
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source? imgops isnt working 4 me (;´Д`)
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>>155523
thats OP
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i hope so... :nosebleed:

2D Cute@Heyuri
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doodles
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>>8397
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is this yakuruto?
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>>8399
this was my only reference to go off on so it can be whoever?? ┐(゚~゚)┌
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i printed her
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>>8401
whoa i feel so honored to have a fan! :blush:
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