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Off-Topic@Heyuri
What does Heyuri think of Marquis de Sade?
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誰?
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The principles of lust
Are easy to understand
Do what you feel
Feel until the end.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
:mgappa:
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:mgappa:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
(´¬`) When you see an image like this, you feel instinctively that you want to place your face on her pantsu and inhale, but in reality, I don't think those "pheremone" things really work on humans, so it would probably just smell like body odor and maybe shit... (-_-)
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>smell like body odor and maybe shit...

:drool:
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OP, as someone who lost his virginity as a teenager. Those "pheromone things" do work. I can still remember what it smells like.
They do fade dramatically mid-twenties.
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>as someone who lost his virginity as a teenager
Well, now you have to elaborate. (´π`)
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oooAHHGFHGJFJHHHGHHHGHHHHH............................................................ :drool:
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Naawwh i wanna take off her panties and stick my cock in her ass.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
...IS A DEAD NORMIE!
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Yeah
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>>185312
i actually GET why the brahmins are at the top of the pyramidal 4 hierarchies of ancient indian system.
they're fucken nerds and 'schizo-autists', sure, they're Seers of Other Worlds, point is it's important that they're separated AND rule the societies;
because if you have MERCHANTS and NORMIES at the top (as the usual as the world do now) the world becomes grey and soulless
it's important that weirdoes stay jobless and autistically fixate on the "jobs" that they're supposed to do
weirdoes have MUCH MORE important job than wageslaving empty tasks for empty masters for an empty life

imagine if leonardo da vinci DO NOT have his patrons so he can be given resources and time to do his thing.
you would not have leonardo da vinci, you would have 'just another random unnamed guy in history'

eccentrics and natural aristocrats need to be supported by people whose minds are unable to reach nor grasp (either naturally or by effort) the level of mental and spiritual reach that these eccentrics naturally are in flow with.
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>>185310
MOEFRONT YEAH!! :dance:
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Out of curiosity how do you define a normie?
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It's largely left up to personal discretion because it's an emotional term (when someone calls somebody an asshole you don't ask "but what defines an asshole" like you're Socrates).

If we're to bring it down to a more objective definition it would be anyone who gets along with the majority of people in the contextual social group. Either because of some sort of neurotypicality or because of some sort of chemical attack wrought upon them by their own obliviousness to what's being put in their water and food. People who lack a soul or people who are just golems. Personally I think half of you are feds and the other half are beneath me. So you're all normies to me too.

It's a choose your own adventure!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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is this coming out of the federal tax budget

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Are (you) going to buy the newest Rhythm Heaven this July?
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>>185434
twitterbrained people were a mistake
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>>185434
what happened?
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dunno, it looks lamer than other rhythm heavens
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>185453
I never would've played Rhythm Heaven without this flash. Nintendo should be paying royalties to the artist.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
[incoherent screeching] :emo:
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! :emo:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
everything is so boring now... i wish i can be happy like this konata watching ichigo mashimaro but im too depressed to be motivated... i have an ichigo mashimaro ova cd that i need to finish but im too unmotivated to... ;____;
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>>185485
eeeeeeeeeeee :depression: 💦 i will try to sometime
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i get you, i dont even enjoy doing things i like anymore
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FYI these are tell tale signs of clinical depression. Please try talking to someone you trust and get help. I know it's cliche, but the first step is getting help, and then your life will improve. Depression is an illness just like many others. If you don't or can't speak to a doctor, please exercise, get sunlight, and try to stay away from gloomy things like the news. :smile:
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cheer up emo p
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try touching yourself while watching Ichigo Mashimaro like how Konata is doing that will help

Off-Topic@Heyuri
*Most times are approximate*

08:30~ - Woke up without an alarm
09:00~ - Got out of bed. did morning stretches
09:00-30 - I made breakfast. Strawberry milk, 1 egg, 1 piece of toast, 1 apple
10:00 - Got on my computer, read a book and played about 45m of a visual novel
13:00 - Called my parents
13:45 - reheated yesterdays lunch, carrot curry
14:00 - watched 6 episodes of anime
16:50 - Laid on couch and stared at the wall
17:00 - had a cigarette. took a shit (first time in 5 days), then had another cigarette
18:00 - went for a walk
18:30 - stopped by grocery store to get dinner
19:45 - dinner, instant noodles and coffee (it doesnt seem to affect my sleep)
20:00 - got on my computer again, played games
21:00 - ragequit
21:30 - masturbated
22:00 - got sleepy, crawled into bed
22-23 - red manga on my phone till i was able to sleep
24:00 - slept
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a day in my life
7:46 woke up
7:46 had breakfast, instant coffee with milk, eggs, bread
8:00 fapped
8:05 played mahjong
13:00 had lunch
13:30 napped
17:00 woke up
17:01 had coffee
17:10 fapped
17:15 played mahjong
23:00 had dinner
24:00 slept
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A day in my death
00:00 - Rested in peace
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A day in my life

18:00 - Wake up
18:10 - Eat what was meant for dinner
18:15 - Go on comput0r
10:00 - go to sleep
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these people are fucking losers
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>>185500
we're all on heyuri, aren't we in the same boat? :unsure:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
No neets allowed in this thread.

In this thread we are at WORK.
Post your job, and what an average day is like for you.

This is a pic of me at work, I am a city planner.
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heres a pic of me at work. bet none of u lame nigras got a job as cool as mine, losers. :biggrin:
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>>185433
Bro I cant see you, this pic is taken from way too high up
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My job is standing by the free coffee machine and telling people the next one is on me :nida:
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neet here
hi
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"no Mike. they are bull shiting us. yeah i see the fucking astronaut but that is just Dave, he is part of the NSA not FBI."
orz

Off-Topic@Heyuri
what doth man do when man doth not knoweth what to draweth?
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>>185468
[Otokonoko de Asobou (Yuuki Konefu)] Tonari no Downer-kei Arafour Newhalf | My Next Door Neighbour Is a 40-something Gloomy Newhalf... [English]
[男の子で遊ぼう (遊亀こねふ)] となりのダウナー系アラフォーニューハーフ [英訳]
nhentai g/552872
sadpanda g/3216105/075a8691bf/
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Arigatou!! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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WIN
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not particularly happy how this turned out, just like im not particularly happy that all the eromanga i have seen about the rozen maidens is femdom with suigintou
it could be a perfect harem story (´ー`)

futanari is better than gay stuff btw
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>>185477
futanari is traditional and acceptable

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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thanks doc
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Thanks doc
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thanks doc

Off-Topic@Heyuri
new feature! キタ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
https://heyuri.net/#news78
for getting push notifs, it requires u to allow your browser to get notifications from heyuri.

and if u haet it then disabling is a matter of unchecking some boxes from [Settings]
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No fucking way. the future has arrived

3D Girls@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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16666731
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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So juicy...ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Peach inspired by Pepsimans heroic exploits has decided to abdicate the mushroom kingdom throne to become Pepsigirl. Wish her luck on her heroic endeavours!
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Good luck Princess Pepsi!
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ganbaremasu
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SHOW PEPSIPUSSY. :drool:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>185478
SHOW COKECUNT. :nosebleed:

2D Ero@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
please cute girls created by AI
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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pussies ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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🙇‍♂️🙇‍♂️🙇‍♂️🙇‍♂️🙇‍♂️
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Girl Talk@Heyuri
These are so lame. Least erotic underwear
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:sweat:
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>>2110
i dont like looking at black people :vomit:
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>>2114
so imagine him white?
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>>2115
ok.. :drool:
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>>2106
Get him some Rick Rude tights and he'll look better.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
I'm very lonely.. I wish I had a busty titted big boobed GF or something :emo:
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>>185384
you're very unique no one has ever said this
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You called?
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Hmm i could've sworn this said something different the first time i looked at it :dizzy:
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>>185390
It had different text, but the same meaning
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You've got one problem. Why would you want to have two problems?

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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We need to understand what causes childish clothing elements on young adult women to be perceived by men as "hot", "making it way hotter", "almost inappropriate", "provocative". It's paradoxical, as it's believed that men are attracted by adult features, fertile moms, hints of serious, mature sexuality found in the image, etc. In order to avoid putting obvious labels on that, we propose the following explanations of possible underlying mechanics there. For one, it may be described as incestual suggestion. Second, two separate signals can mix there: it looks as a forbidden fruit and then the realization that it's not actually forbidden.
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>>185441
Yeah! Those tiny Japanese girls wearing actual children's clothing are the best! :kuma6:
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>>185437
For this purpose, it would suffice to spend time with their mothers, as they are the ones who dress them.
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i like girls who are small enough to fit into clothes made for preteens :biggrin:
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>>185424
A sexually mature female dressed like a child looks like a female who has just become able to get pregnant. Nature working as intended telling the man to impregnate as soon as it's biologically possible.

Nature is evil.
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>>185438
Infact, things like smooth skin (a younger person’s trait) is seen as attractive. Then there are some things like lack of body hair, or a more rounded / less defined face which are traits associated with younger women / girls which depend more on taste but are usually seen as attractive for women. I think a large part is to do with ancient male desires to have a partner who is fertile (so younger) and virgin (in the old days helps confirm their child is yours).

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