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(This is a long but very important post, please read it all)

Do you know the song "Californication" by Red Hot Chilly Pepper?
Well, I believe this song has a lot of hidden themes that have yet to be discussed even though I didn't bother to look up if someone has discussed these before. I am a self-certified music analyzerer or however you spell it so my post is 100% certified for truth, let's begin:


"Psychic spies from China try to steal your mind's elation"
This line is a very well hidden reference to China interfering with elections, can you see how "elation" and "election" are super very similar words? I think RHCP is currently being blackmailed by China and this is the only way they can bring light to the matter. The word "Psychic" itself has a lot more meaning, this is RHCP trying to tell us that China has managed to create Psychic soldiers like the ones in F.E.A.R.

"And little girls from Sweden dream of silver-screen quotation"
I have not found much of interest in this line here, perhaps some swedish heyurizen can help me on this when they stop raping little girls... wait a second... little girls? is RHCP trying to tell us something about sweden's current rape issues? hmm...
silver-screen quotation? silver was used as currency in past times and what about quotation? quotation is very similar to the latin word "quŏtus" which means quantity so RHCP is clearly trying to tell us that little girls in sweden have been raped after being sold to immigrants so much that they only see money (that is being exchanged for them), a very powerful line from RHCP

"And if you want these kind of dreams, it's Californication"
After analyzing the previous lines this one goes from a strange thing to say to a warning: do you want to be blackmailed by China? do you want Chinese Psychic soldiers to hunt you down? do you want to be raped in sweden? clearly nobody wants that, but if you do what you want is californication, but what is californication? One can think it's the act of turning into California but that is a naive interpretation, follow me now: californication -> cali (as in california) + fornication (the act of sex!), RHCP is warning us that little swedish girls are being raped by immigrants in California (their HQ)!

"It's the edge of the world and all of Western civilization
The sun may rise in the East, at least it settled in a final location"
These two lines seem to have predicted the fall of Western civilization, but the sun rising from the east seems to imply that the end of western civilization came from the east. Has japan cleverly avoided these suspicions until now with some underhanded trick? the sun settles in the west so does it mean the west will be the first to fall? I can't help but feel uneasy...

"It's understood that Hollywood sells Californication"
Taking what we said previously this line tells us that Hollywood is selling Chinese Psychic soldiers to China and raping little swedish girls with the help of immigrants, how can RHCP know all of this?

"Pay your surgeon very well to break the spell of aging
Celebrity skin: is this your chin or is that war you're waging?"


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I... don't think that's quite what they meant, but you're on the right track in some places. :sweat2:

I understood the term 'Californication' and all other verses coming before and after to mean the erosion of culture and rampant unchecked exploitation in the United States all for the sake of chasing the almighty dollar.

The bit about psychic spies from China is probably just another fantastical element to allude to California's status of being the center of fictional entertainment, that is, Hollywood, LA. Or, like the line about Swedish girls dreaming of silver-screen quotation (they're hoping to one day star in a movie that gets popular enough that it's quoted by everyday people in the same vein as Star Wars), it also alludes to foreigners; this time referring to ones who are portrayed in American media as evil mysterious outsiders with an agenda to subvert the US government. At the time the song was written, 1999, the Soviet Union had long been dissolved and its successor state Russia 🇷🇺 was busy fighting yet another war with a breakaway state - not to mention suffering from an horrible economic crisis. It had long since passed from the minds of Americans as the foreign bad guy, so that role had shifted to the remaining big (nominally) Communist nation: China. 🇨🇳

>This is reinforced by "is this your chin or is that war you're waging?", to celebrities the lives of innocents are worth less than their chins so they wage war by killing them, disgusting...
I don't think it's meant so literally...
Rather it means that celebrities are held to such a standard and marveled in American society that the news is filled with vapid nonsense about every time one of them so much as farts in public meanwhile actual tragedies get glossed over. Remember it wasn't that long ago some scandal about Johnny Depp's wife shitting her bed was all anyone ever talked about for a few months. Perhaps celebrities themselves aren't as much at fault for the spotlight constantly shone on them, as much as it is the media. But then again, if they're aware of this then why don't they do something about it? Could they do anything about it? :unsure:

>"Space may be the final frontier but it's made in a Hollywood basement"
This just means that space is something most of us will never get to experience in our lifetimes unless we work in a field that studies it like NASA, and even then, you'd have to be an astronaut if you wanted to go into space itself. That's a commitment that goes beyond simply wanting to visit space


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>>164743
that's way less impressive than my theory though :sad:
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>>164743
>we can't see it for ourselves
you can buy a telescope and look at stuff in space with it 🌃
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>>164838
you actually can't
every telescope has a photoshopped image of space glued to the other end so you will not see the truth

2D Cute@Heyuri
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
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im scared of aging..if i cant look younger, is there any way to stay looking young?:emo:
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>>164883
Me too, lets show some Heyuri solidarity :wink:
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No point worrying about such things. All the good clothes look best on matured gentlemen :mona2:
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makeup can help, especially looks that are done by younger people. concealer and foundation can help your skin, blush to look lively, you could learn aegyo sal
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>>164839
I look like that
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>>164883
I can provide moar.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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purupuru pururin~ ( ´ω`)
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>>164851
NOT AGAIN!!!! :angry:
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nigger nigger nigerin nigger nigger

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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課長王子 (Kachou Ouji) a.k.a. Section Manager Ouji a.k.a. the legend of black heaven. ( ´ω`) (NO spoilers in my post)

This show combined two of my favorite things, ROCK and SPACE. It's a little old but quite charming. Funny, and a really epic OP. It's been stuck in my head for a while

Ouji, a aged and tired salaryman, lives his dull and boring life day to day, reminiscing about his past life as a rocker and band member. His life will take a sudden turn when he meets his new, strange coworker...

The show is epic and action filled, and has alot of cool sequences, yet not too serious, and also has a handful of cute characters for your pleasure ( ´ω`) Despite being rated R, it contains very little R18 scenes.
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Finished the last episode today with a friend ( ´ω`)
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I liekd the briefly appearing cute girl from its OP ( ´ω`)
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I've never seen it, but I nominated it for Heyuri Cytube ages ago. It's not very highly-voted however... :cry:

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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What is your favorite type of loli?

I like tsundere, but also kusogaki
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Mesugaki mostly, I cannot reveal more because I am so depraved :xd:
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I love arrogant and prideful shitheads like Cirno and Dejiko, Cotton (mai wife) may not seem that self-absorbed at first but she definitely hates it when things don't go her way. I want to treat her like a goddess!
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>>23893
ok hear me out, milking stations.. but to milk ojisans instead of cows
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meganekko ❤

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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HE LIVES IN A LAND DOWN UNDAA :saitama:
WHERE LOLIS BANNED AND MEN SUFFER :dark:
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save me :ranta:
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ʎuɐɯɹǝb uı buıʌıן ǝʌoן ı

Flash@Heyuri
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
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AYY YOO! GIBS ME THAT PHAT BOOTY LOLIS MANG!
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NO GO AWAY!! 👊:angry:
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no, I'm putting all the fat lolis on a rigorous exercise and diet program to transform them into wife material for men with good taste.
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>>164859
you clearly have not tasted the subtle flavors of perfectly marbled fatty loliz :rolleyes:
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>>164862
i love this chubby bitch so much.

Flash@Heyuri
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queen :dance:
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miku!!!!!! :dance:
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Hatsune!:dance:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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i heard vomit snake needed a refill :biggrin:
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>>164694
i didn't even know mold was 3d
like i thought all it could do is stay on the surface of whatever its molding
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>>164762
Mold can even be 4D
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>>164694
there has to be an video of someone eating hairy mold like that
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disgusting!!!!

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my boyfriend was busy and i became sad and lonely and cheated on him and i dont feel bad about it, is something wrong with me?
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this is exactly what I would read on a blogpost on /bant/
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>>164641
We didn't choose the NTR path, the NTR path chose us...
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>>164604
I guess this is an unpopular opinion, but no, there's nothing wrong with you. Women tend to do this.
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one of the biggest reasons living out in the middle of nowhere with no neighbors is better than in civilization is so your wife doesn't have the option of doing this
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>>164604
sorry i dont talk to hoes

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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have you ever cosplayed before? Tommorow, I'm going to!
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one time i cosplayed nepeta leijon from homestuck! twas really fun :3
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>>164778
hairy ass
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>>164778
aw hell naw
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>>164778
Sadly I recognize this guy from way back in the day .. :dark:
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>>164778
I know him, his name is Jay :xd:

He went to SDCC wearing that and he went to other cons as well.

Flash@Heyuri
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Flash@Heyuri
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
I'm so tired of that bullshit, hours and hours go to waste in scrolling endlessly, don't even ask about TikTok that shit is a Deseptic tank full of unfunny jokes and kirkified images (I find them unfunny) the only reason I'm even using that shit is because I have three friends in there :angry: delete all social media and let's go back to websites again! #Makeinternetgreatagain :mona2:
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>>164800
hmm, are you on any meds? maybe you took too much. could it be that they've laced yours with futa semen? :sweat:
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>>164797
as long as you frequently ask "what do they have to gain by showing/telling me this" you can watch news from anywhere with a critical mind and gain the bits of truth through the propaganda.
If something seems too strange to be real look it up, dont look at other people providing "context" try to find primary sources.
For example, if a news article says "so and so said some terrible thing" instead of taking it at face value, find the footage of that person saying the thing in full and make a conclusion from there.
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>>164800
500mg (´ー` )
do you think it was laced with futanol?
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>>164797
There isn't and that's a perennial issue. There was always and always will be interests behind news reporting. It's mainly fear mongering and we crave it for the illusion of being on top of the situation, an instinct which is then preyed upon by making even more bombastic and deranged news. Fuck them news.
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how old are you...?
>the only reason I'm even using that shit is because I have three friends in there
if you get addicted to it so easily, just explain it to them and get another method of communication ┐(゚~゚)┌
(no. not dicksword, baka)

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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¡GOOD LUCKY!!!( ´ω`):xd:
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mating press
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There will be a christmas Lucky Channel episode...

The episode is not ready yet... cute and forever youthful Akira has not finished it yet... dear viewers, wait warmly!
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>>164786
We love you akira

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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I hate women for no reason
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they're pretty cool IMO
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Women are a black hole of failure. If you put enough of them in one place, it would cause a singularity that would break the laws of physics. :biggrin:
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Every problem caused by a female is actually the fault of a man who wrongly expected his baby-making machine to do something other than make babies. If you put it in her mouth her teeth could scrape it and she'll puke all over the place, if you put it in her butt poop will get stuck under your foreskin and you'll get AIDS or something, and if you let her use her hands for anything other than hugging you during sex and rubbing your back after she'll probably fuck it up.
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>>164777
There are some benefits to anal sex. like uh...

hmm
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women suck everything expect me

i haet woman :angry:

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Off-Topic@Heyuri
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ELF GIRL PUSSY! I WANT TO FUCK AN ELF! GIVE ME ELF PUSSY NOW! NEED ELVEN CUNT ASAP!!!!!
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FUCK YEAH ELF

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