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Four years till 2030 (・∀・)
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Four years since 2022 (;゚Д゚)
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girls who were 12 in 2022 are 16 now
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At the start of 2018, everyone born in the 1990s was 18+
In just under 2 years time, everyone born in the 2000s will be 18+
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2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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YAHOO~~~!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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:iyahoo:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Long hair!
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>>170262
I had hair that long once.
One of the deciding factors in cutting it all off was to avoid having any more 3 foot long hairs fall into my buttcrack and garroting my sphincter while attempting removal :emo:
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>>170257
long cat is hair :longcat:
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>ass hair
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>>170266 :drool::drool: i love hairy assholes

Girl Talk@Heyuri
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Whats the appeal of male idols? Maybe I am too old to understand, but they don't do it for me, I don't feel moe from them. ( ´_ゝ`)

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The feel silly to me too..they all look the same and act the same (;´Д`)
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the same as any other celebrity, theyre cute or funny or make good art. i dont care for idols much but im partial to a few pop punk guys....

3D Girls@Heyuri
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Hello Kitty toilet lid :iyahoo:
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ha she couldnt even open that door
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Thats NOT how you open a door!!! :angry:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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/r/ing the sites that offer japanese subtitles for learning Japanese. animelon sucks, i forgot all the others
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>>169572
ZOMG ARMPITS!!!
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why would you want to use subtitles if you're trying to learn japanese? you'll end up only being able to read without understanding what people are saying. besides, the biggest upside of learning japanese is to actually watch the show instead of having your eyes glued to the bottom 1/3rd of the screen the whole time
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>>170268
huh? I read the subtitle in a fraction of a second and then my eyes dart back up. It doesn't even register.
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>>170268
subtitles help parse speech and also are super helpful to differentiate words for learners. I've read a lotttt more than I've actively listened or talked and my comprehenshion probably goes up by half with subs on
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>>170269 obviously it doesn't take long to read the subtitles. the average heyuri user manages to do it so it can't be so hard. but when you say it "doesn't register" it's not because you're not looking away from the action, it's because you don't realise you are. try disabling the subtitle track next time you watch anime and you'll see what i mean. less time reading = more time looking at anime girls


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Which Describes a Looking-Glass and the Broken Fragments.

YOU must attend to the commencement of this story, for when we get to the end we shall know more than we do now about a very wicked hobgoblin; he was one of the very worst, for he was a real demon. One day, when he was in a merry mood, he made a looking-glass which had the power of making everything good or beautiful that was reflected in it almost shrink to nothing, while everything that was worthless and bad looked increased in size and worse than ever. The most lovely landscapes appeared like boiled spinach, and the people became hideous, and looked as if they stood on their heads and had no bodies. Their countenances were so distorted that no one could recognize them, and even one freckle on the face appeared to spread over the whole of the nose and mouth. The demon said this was very amusing. When a good or pious thought passed through the mind of any one it was misrepresented in the glass; and then how the demon laughed at his cunning invention. All who went to the demon’s school—for he kept a school—talked everywhere of the wonders they had seen, and declared that people could now, for the first time, see what the world and mankind were really like. They carried the glass about everywhere, till at last there was not a land nor a people who had not been looked at through this distorted mirror. They wanted even to fly with it up to heaven to see the angels, but the higher they flew the more slippery the glass became, and they could scarcely hold it, till at last it slipped from their hands, fell to the earth, and was broken into millions of pieces. But now the looking-glass caused more unhappiness than ever, for some of the fragments were not so large as a grain of sand, and they flew about the world into every country. When one of these tiny atoms flew into a person’s eye, it stuck there unknown to him, and from that moment he saw everything through a distorted medium, or could see only the worst side of what he looked at, for even the smallest fragment retained the same power which had belonged to the whole mirror. Some few persons even got a fragment of the looking-glass in their hearts, and this was very terrible, for their hearts became cold like a lump of ice. A few of the pieces were so large that they could be used as window-panes; it would have been a sad thing to look at our friends through them. Other pieces were made into spectacles; this was dreadful for those who wore them, for the


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And that's it.
I became of this story due to the fact it inspired an alternate route of Persona 1 that got cut on the NA release :sweat2:
Still, i found it to be very charming a story
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>>170282
Became aware*
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:nagato:
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>YOU must attend to the commencement of this story
nope, TL;DR!
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Love this guy. Only decent Dane.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Do you live in a house with old wood and antiques or do you live in one of these shitty cubes?
im tired of seeing this "modernistic" crap :angry:
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I live in the crawlspace of a house that isn’t mine.
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are you teh cockroach in my walls thats not paying rent!? :furious:
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>>170187
Apartment that was built in the 50s. Some of the walls are brick. It's nice.
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>>170187
i forget the name, but i remember learning about some architect that did a lot of disgusting modern buildings but he actually lived in just a nice looking house in the woods
i can respect the hustle
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my house is falling apart
im broke :cry:

Girl Talk@Heyuri
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Do you prefer games or anime? I feel like I generally prefer games, yet somehow I don't think of myself as a big gamer?

I think when I play games, I'm totally immersed in that world, and not really thinking of it like "content", but when I'm watching anime, I get attached to the characters instead. Somehow being able to date a character in a game can't compare to getting attached to them in anime, but I think I spend more time on games than anime.

Then again, maybe me not getting attached to game characters is because I'm more likely to ship a character than want to date them myself lol
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i watch old anime and play old games almost exclusively now. ( ´_ゝ`)
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i'm kind of bad at games so i don't play them a lot, which only makes me worse at them :cry: the exception is rhythm games, but they require leaving my room to play at the arcade, so i don't do that much either

on the other hand, i watch a lot of anime because i can pretend like the characters are my friends and imagine myself as a kawaii schoolgirl going on moe adventures instead of an amerikajin shut-in. when i put it that way, it's kind of pathetic desune...
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>>1338
Bad at games? What kind of games do you play?
There's multiple meanings to being bad at games.
If you play an older kind of game which is very trial and error then losing will happen a lot.
If you play one of those modern pvp games with Matchmaking then you will always be 50/50 good or bad.
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I love both, but games are just a little better. Most anime somehow revolves around a story, and I tend to get confused or have trouble following stories more with anime or movies for some reason. And games can be fun even without cute girls (though they certainly help!), but anime without cute girls is almost inconceivable.

The most superior medium is visual novels.
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>>1348
like i said, i don't play them a lot. the most recent one i played was toohoo 6, i managed to unlock the extra stage but couldn't beat it. i know i could get better at it if i just kept throwing myself at it, but i don't really find that enjoyable. i'd rather watch anime instead

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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i have lots of projects that seemed promising and fun to do but never finished :cry:
how do successful people do things :emo:
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staying focused is a big part for me... heyuri is incredibly entertaining so i spend a lot of time messing around here instead of working on whatever else ^^;
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>>170210
that's right! the solution was in front of us all along!
we have to destroy heyuri to allow for more oc to be created!
come on guys, its for the good of all of us...
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>>170216
*rips mask off* ZOMG, it was YOU all along!!? :astonish:
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>>170217
And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling heyurizen!
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>>170222
cheer up emo iruyeh :emo:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
it's so cold im freezing even inside :closed-eyes2:
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sounds fun... its too hot right now (;´Д`)

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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wtf, why do i think heyuri-tan is so hawt…
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she is
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it's a fact

2D Cute@Heyuri
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>>8665
what character is this?
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>>8721
Miranda from black souls

Girl Talk@Heyuri
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why couldn’t i born with a big chest or butt?
thats all guys care about..:sad:
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>>1238
I've never eaten poop but I'd like to if I meet the right girl someday
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>>1238
You dont know anybody until you get to know them (duh). Poop is disgusting to me, but I don't think anyone here can say they haven't killed at least ONE baby before.
>>1240
Differentfag, not me
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is there anyway i can make my boobs bigger without surgery or weird medications:sad:
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>>1342
http://mastectomysolutions.com/sew-your-own-breast-forms.php

Your fortune: Tomo will strangle you in your sleep

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>>1342
breast pumping
i hear the cyclical pressure machines need far less use time than the others

3D Girls@Heyuri
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Someone's mom has got it going on! Moms are the best: they're squishy, sensitive, and approachable. If you don't find this attractive you must be a homo ( ´ω`)
FC2-PPV-4728944
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true. but this gilf/milf is ugly. I have better picks.
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>>1316
the homeliness makes it hotter ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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:drool:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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I like the stupid little duckroll thing
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i don't really have one (i don't like to choose favs), so im just gonna close my eyes and let my computer mouse choose 4 me :worry2:
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>>170233
Where is this?
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weegee
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winyan~!~!~!~! sticker! :biggrin:

Girl Talk@Heyuri
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Is there anyway i can stop being insecure?
I feel like im constantly sad because i hate myself so much, and i just want to be happy and not hate myself
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>>1346
Its hard to learn to live with it when its such a big part of me that i actively think about
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>>1345
So I will guess these are aspect you dislike about yourself:
Appearance, education, lack of motivation, lack of success, social ineptitude?
(Not that you should be applying these aspects to yourself, I of course don't know you personally)
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>>1349
Its mainly appearance and my mental illness
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>>1350
Oh appearance is tough one, it's a gamble whether or not you have an appearance you are happy with or not.
Mental illness I have no experience with.
Sorry i cannot be of any help. :sad: I wish you the best.
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why be sad when u can wafuu~? :nyaoo-closedeyes:

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I’m sad, cheer me up!
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im sad too :sad:
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>>170224
In soviet Russia PENISES suck YOU :ph34r:
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im sad to nonny
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and for teh HEINOUS crime of a blown-up lowres image, you are sentenced to 9001 years as puchippy's sex slave!!!!:angry::angry::angry:

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