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Flash@Heyuri
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2D Cute@Heyuri
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Hina a best!

Lounge@Heyuri
I don't have a reason to look at porn anymore. I don't use it to fantasize about the future because I don't think anything in it is in my future, and if I'm not thinking about the future I'm thinking about the past, which is also painful because it's a collection of wasted time and opportunities. What is fantasy if it isn't part of a vision of a better future. It's a distraction, and the distraction broke down for me.

Saying "porn is purely fantasy" is a lie; everyone has a sexual part of them and they connect (or bootstrap) that part of their imagination to the real world through arousal. In other words, everyone has a scenario they would never turn down if it presented itself IRL. People say that to excuse themselves from the moral compunctions of being into whatever they are into.
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i'm currently going through pr0n withdrawal and it's annoying
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TEST
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Porn is useless to me because I have a girlfriend who I am very attracted to! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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>>15446
update: still going, it's easier already and I'm not randomly thinking about horny things anymore most of the time
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This is exactly why I like little girls. A little girl is pure of heart enough to love a damaged creature like me. :depression: The Welcome to the NHK light novel explains the lolita complex this way:

>"Well, you know. . . I mean, the characters in the games are a bit too young; like, the heroines all appear to be no more than elementary school children. . . "

>"Ha! What are you saying now, Satou? This isn't like you. To start with, the heroines of erotic games are no more than fictional characters, drawn with two-dimensional computer graphics. In order to express innocence, purity, and femininity, there's no personification more appropriate than a little girl, is there? We're relaxed by the symbol of the little girl. And when they're 2D characters, they have no chance of dealing any blows to our fragile emotional state. On top of that, the motif becomes that of the weakest character possible in social, physical, and emotional senses—the little girl. Because of that double safety lock, we are protected from being hurt, and we can escape the fear of being rejected. That is to say, this is the true meaning of moe: ideal, young, innocent femininity. Do you understand? You do understand, don't you?"

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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SHAVE DEEZ NUTZ. ヽ(´ー`)ノ🍊🍆🍊
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i would use it to shave my balls
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Site Discussion@Heyuri
I got warned for Rule 8 for this image. Uh, what?

Mods pls explain
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I don't know if it's really a part of the SNS culture (as with other stuff listed in teh wiki page) or just a function on some sites to speak much but
I've seen Japanese incorporating it into other stuff

Quoting Mod-san's defense for deletion of a certain other thing being wrong
>If you're referring to the "[REDACTED FOR IRRELEVANCY]" thing that [REDACTED FOR IRRELEVANCY] seems to have a penchant for (regardless of how irrelevant it is to the topic), it's not "tiktok culture" - it was a viral internet phenomenon/meme that hit the mainstream and got remixed to death like all the others in internet history. Since Tiktok is one of the most popular video-hosting sites in the world right now, naturally it was heavily featured there - but it was also all over every other website (well, except this one) and featured on mainstream news. Hell, even Jim "old, out-of-touch man who hates everything new since 1985" Cornette discussed it on his podcast - that's how I first heard about it :xd:
>That doesn't mean we should have it all over Heyuri (if for no other reason than because it's old and stale), but it's incorrect to file it under "tiktok culture".
By this logic, it also feels wrong to delete any and all posts that use hashtags
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>SNS culture (as with other stuff listed in teh wiki page)
in case my wording isn't clear, I meant "like" in "as in" here
examples listed in the page are definitely social media culture and R8
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>By this logic, it also feels wrong to delete any and all posts that use hashtags
Firstly, the post ur quoting was simply me clarifying that [REDACTED] wasn't TikTok culture (as was being claimed), but that it was instead a shortlived-but-massive viral internet/pop culture phenomenon - I wasn't arguing that it should be kept on Heyuri

Secondly, using hashtags ironically began around the time of "#YOLO" in the early 2010s - regular twitter/social media users were doing it as part of a general social media meme ("hashtag x, hashtag y," etc.), and "ironic shitposters" on imageboards would emulate it by putting them at the ends of their posts to piss other users off. Both the twitter/social media usage and the "I'm doing it ironically" usage are the epitome of kuso 2010s web culture, and therefore it falls firmly under Rule 8
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>>70322
what about #TYBG? Is that dated enough for you?
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>what about #TYBG? Is that dated enough for you?
Double Rule 8!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
”NIGGERRRRRRRR!!!”
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>>176272
canon btw
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ykw, more asuka.
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>>176272
"I'd rather pilot an Eva and get eaten by mass produced clones than play this putrid pile of goatshit!"
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>>176311
I LOL’D!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
kyaaaa~

don't look! ///
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*licks delicious bald head* :tongue:
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:blush::blush::blush:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Step 1. BANG YOUR FUCKING HEAD AS HARD AS FUCKING POSSIBLE MOTHERFUCKER!!!!
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I'm using mine as a pincushion! :biggrin:
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easY! i am good at this.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Can we bring yesterday back around?
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Only if you know how you feel about me now
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heyuri has not disappeared
no need to revert
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WELCOME.... TO THE WORLD OF TOMORROW
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>>176286
I was dumb, I was wrong, I let you down

2D Cute@Heyuri
okaeri fuminori
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Gokicha!
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DIE ROACH DIE 🐛🔨:angry:
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Tūrk treda! :iyahoo:
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gokiburu!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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:onigiri: *dies from moe* :onigiri:
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*gets resurrected from moe*
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youtsuba is so adorable I can't ev-
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:happy:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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naito :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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She gonna get raped. :biggrin:
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>>176280
i will protect her ( ´ω`)
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>>176281
i will help you( ´ω`)

2D Cute@Heyuri
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
hi i usually only lurk but i felt i should confess my love for this site and everyone here!! :love: marry me! :blush:
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I ACCEPT ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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:iyahoo::iyahoo::iyahoo:
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>marry me! :blush:
okey :D

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Imagine if things were good
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no need to imagine :biggrin:
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i only need to imagine that when i'm not @ heyuri.net ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Flash@Heyuri
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:banana: I was thinking about this earlier today :banana:
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ring ring ring ring ring ring! :banana:

Flash@Heyuri
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
If there any girls on Heyuri or any heyurizens that fit the following requirements, please respond to this thread. But first, here's what I have to offer:

1. Unpredictible income. Sometimes lots of money, sometimes none at all, depends on what is my business at a given time.

2. Age: I am below 25, but above 18.

3. Attractiveness: probably decent, I can't judge. I had two girls chasing me in highschool but I ignored one and broke heart of the other one when she got too annoying.

There. Those are the important details. My "personality"? You know it already :nyaoo2:

With that out of the way, here's who I am looking for:

1. Anyone, preferably female aged 15-20, the closer to that the better

2. Located in Poland and of polish nationality or a nationality that I don't find too annoying + exceptions

For everyone:
3.1. Able to trip alone
3.2. Doesn't moan for drugs and money (I am not a bank nor a pharmacy)
3.3. Enjoys things but is not addicted to anything (including nicotine and alcohol too :angry:)
3.4. Not significantly mentally ill from drugs, no significant permanent damage from drug use
3.5. Confidential
3.6. Able to read long posts
3.7. Hates government


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I make my extra money myself
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>>176237
I make my extra money prostituting myself*
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>>176253
Is there a discount for ojisans? :love:
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