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Off-Topic@Heyuri
i made this image, where to find this type of girl???
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>>191061
And yet, you likely have similarly specific standards :rolleyes:
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sounds like you want a man
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>>191065
you will find her when you ask for God to make you ready, worthy, and be fated to cross paths
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>>191016
wow.. shes perfect..
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>>191088
its literally my ex ok!!!

2D Cute@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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why is that neko-chan so fucking big?
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>>9256
mmmm lasagna (´¬`)

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Would you get plastic surgery to turn yourself into your waifu? :nyaoo:

Your fortune: LOLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL

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I'd get plastic surgery to scare off mai waifu. :biggrin:
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there is no plastic surgeon who is capable enough to turn me into bant-tan
Consider the following axiom "Bant-tan is the most perfect being imaginable and unimaginable, none can compare to her", the obvious logical conclusion is that it would be impossible to "become" her

shame on you for making me even think about the possibility of becoming her
I will now whip myself 33 times as penance
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>>191086
your zealotry for your waifu never fails to impress me (;゚∀゚)

3D Girls@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
Who has this style of artwork besides asakuraf that is detailed realistic and uncensored
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>25766
ZOMG KAGUYA MANKO
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>>25766
thats kaguya
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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meow?
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KILL IT WITH FIRE.
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*pets neko* :biggrin:
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cute:blush:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
would you suck elphelt's 5-cm long PENIS for $50?
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Everyone should be allowed to express their insane fetishes. :biggrin:
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OMG!! is that a futana- oh it isn't :yawn:
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id do it for free!
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i'll pay!
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>>190670
p- p- PENSI!:dizzy:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
What are the most fucked up games do you know of? Not something edgy like Hatred or satirical like Harvester. Things that are borderline illegal to even possess.
I'm bored and want to play something. Thanks. :biggrin:
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twelveOfour.exe
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Fear and hunger is pretty good for a western rpg
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Nintendogs
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schnell online
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Hello Kitty Island Adventure! :biggrin:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Hypothetically speaking, if I were to make my own imageboard, what would you want to see?

I’ve had the idea of making one since November 2024. It would take some inspiration from oldfag 4chan and other imageboards, but I realized there are already sites… like this one. I could still go in that direction, but I’d want to make sure it actually has something of its own rather than feeling like a worse version of something that already exists… and it’s kinda overdone.

Still, I’ve been thinking about making my own little pet-project site, just as a personal project and something I can experiment with. I have a few ideas already, but I’d genuinely like to hear what other people would want to see

… So yeah, I’m unoriginal and funny… lol.
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Why does everyone in their grandma want to make an imageboard as a pet project. Maybe because they get a hard on from being an internet moderator, I don't know. They certainly aren't enjoying some "community" or whatever the fuck excuse they come up with, the sites are all dead as a doornail and look like carbon copies. It's never ever something original. You couldn't find a niche that is more oversaturated with people like you
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OP is in his grandma...? Σ(;゚Д゚)
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honestly i like the idea of an invite only imageboard with serious themes, basically the opposite of this one
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I created an imageboard for a very niche thing I fell in love with. Unfortunately, despite my best efforts, it didn't really get any posts except for CP and other spam.
I've decided I'm going to start a forum instead, mainly to post essays about this subject to a couple other people.
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>>191033
my opinion is that creating an imageboard about a "niche" topic isn't a good idead because imageboards are already niche so a broader theme would make more sense, also making a dozen boards doesn't work

Off-Topic@Heyuri
https://listserv.cuit.columbia.edu/scripts/wa.exe?A2=MUSIC-DSP;8bd93c70.2608C&S=

Also you still can't post PDFs here; please change this.
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
(´¬`)
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They've probably eaten an old man's diaper too
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>>190936
uhmm she doesnt get to choose when my dick is involved
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I'm so grateful that GOD made me alright-looking and not mentally challenged so I don't need to resort to prostitution or paying high-school girls to get my kicks :smile:
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>>190977
imagine thinking ur superior because you are too pussy to lick a high school girls feet :xd:

your just missing out is all... my condolences
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>>190995
I already have, I just didn't pay money for it lolz

Off-Topic@Heyuri
There is something for everybody in vietnam :purin:
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what's the song
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"Gonna take my horse"
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meow
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>>191001
>>>/a/7083
HEIL DORAEMON, meow o/
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WHY DOESNT DORAEMON GET THE SPOTLIGHT :angry: hes hawter than that woman!!! ヽ(`Д´)ノ

Girl Talk@Heyuri
Is tjis school shooter cute? he looks like a little cat :nyaoo-closedeyes:

I seriously have a problem with being attracted to guys that do not so nice things...
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>>2362
You're telling me this cat shot up a school?
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>>2363
teh man holding him is merely his accomplice..
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he should never have been let outside.
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Anon, that IS a little cat.

Girl Talk@Heyuri
forzen...ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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>>1304
Eh? Idk about the others, but I'm not nostalgic for Elsa or Frozen specifically, just its nice remembering a breif niche shipping fandom from a few years back.
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>>1295
personally i don't think this is a very interesting dynamic. it makes sense as a fantasy wish-fulfilment thing, but from a storytelling perspective, elsa's trauma is about not wanting to hurt people, and the solution to that is just... to be with someone she's incapable of hurting? i think a more interesting character arc would be if she came to accept the possibility of hurting people, and decided to love anyway. kind of like evangelion
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>>1307
If you have someone you can't hurt, you have a safe area to make mistakes. When you're walking on eggshells just existing, it's hard to grow as a person, its more like you mold yourself around a cage you can't quite see.

Having someone you can make mistakes around can make you more able to cope with making mistakes around more fragile people.
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incredibly bit-crushed Let It Go audible
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
please cute girls created by AI
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AI
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Good night
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Take your pick
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Easy 1-click installer (Japanese)
https://github.com/hirorohi03/EasyReforge
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yo

when posting lolikon - please create new threads for your series, set of images, or even just a single image.

on heyuri we discourage threads with such a broad topic as they tend to result in lower activity as they lead to less thread creation since they're too broad.

thx ヽ(´ー`)ノ

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
awesome ecchi キタ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Mommy, I want this toy for Augustmas... :emo:
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I thought this was AI. What's wrong with me? :worry:
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JIZZLE JAMMMMERRR
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>>190647
My sister actually came up with this, and produced it with additional help from Turner's media moguls. I had her new number written down somewhere, but I lost it. If I find it I can give her a call and see if she can score you one, she keeps all the prototypes to her ideas.. she's like a packrat 🐺👠
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>>190654
I thought fred flinston made adult swim :dizzy:
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I WANNA JIZZ BUT THE PILLS WONT LET ME :angry:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
While you were wasting your life on the internet, I booted up Webbed on steam, saw this shit, closed the game, than refunded it.
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Does this add anything important to the game?
If i make my own game i'm adding this:
The developer would like to acknowledge Chris Bangle, Wolfgang Reitzle and Erik Goplen as the original designers of the car that the developer drives to get groceries every morning
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spooky scary skeleniggers
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...okay? why was that worthy of our attention? Stealth marketing?
I've never even heard of this game, nor whoever the fuck tribes those are, and I wouldn't have if not for this thread.
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While you were wasting your life playing vidya, I loaded up Heyuri.net on Firefox, saw this shit, SAGE'd the thread, then reported it.
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>>190923
What do you mean any better? :unsure: From the perspective of time gamergaters were right about everything

Off-Topic@Heyuri
hello friends, i do apologize for the rather asinine subject at hand, but many places online seem quite hostile to it... for reasons i am unsure of.

pardon me. but this fine morning, i have proceeded with getting an OpenVMS vm up and running, after my hobbyist license was granted. and, i do enjoy it! especially since it was, the ancestor of Cutler's later work... windows NT. it feels like an acid trip.

please show me the door if i have intruded on your peace. i do not wish to cause issues. i simply, ah, was wondering about non-UNIX usage.
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Pardon the pretension, my inner chuu2 year old is very excited by this subject.
>"In India," said Nopants :ranta:, "they tie elephants to trees using thin cords. An elephant could easily snap the cord, yet they remain tethered in place. Why do you think this is?"
>Golden Rod itched himself and shrugged. :purin:
>"When the elephant is young," intoned Nopants :ranta:, "she is too weak to break the cord. She tries, but eventually she gives up. When the elephant grows up, she does not try to escape her puny bonds because she believes she will fail."
Every edgy teenager who's read the Principia Discordia has surely a phase where they considered it the coolest thing ever. Our polycule-tech-caste and their loyal GNU/Eunuchs were evidently never gifted with so fortunate a youth, and so when left to continue building out the digital Black Iron Prison we inherited from the 20th century, they were too blind to do anything but keep making it smaller.
>There are necessary limitations your body and mind impose on your perceptions. That’s the Prison What it comes down to, is that you are the one in charge of your Prison. It’s you that has shaped the Black Iron bars that let you see the small parts of the Universe that you base your decisions upon.
Unlike the real world, the world of operating systems, programming languages, user software, etc. is purely the result of human choices and design. A true and malleable Black Iron Prison. So why is all our software half-broken and getting worse year after year?

Why do techfags become violently suppressive persons when asked about non-UNIX paradigms? Basically because you're showing them a way to at least make their cell a little bigger. De-calcifying the pineal gland is physically painful, see. Same reason why asking about OpenGL2 or Windows7 support gets you bovine fluoride stares. The lynching of Flash, the rollout of Wayland, SystemD, etc. Anything to keep making the cell smaller. And because software is just too big for any one man to re-do from scratch, we have no choice but to share the cell with the techfags and hope they don't rat on us trying to Shawshank our way out.

>>190770
>nobody is escaping UNIX concepts (everything being a file, C, root/SU stuff) and basic commands.
"What is it you object to? You want to abolish UNIX?”
“To abolish God!” said Anon, opening the eyes of a fanatic. “We do not only want to upset a few pathing and filesystem conventions; that sort of anarchism does exist, but it is a mere branch of the Nonconformists. We dig deeper

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Btw OP I've never heard of VMS before, the clustering ability sounds really cool. Tell us moar!
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>>190770
Read Showstoppers
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what even is openvms? what does it do differently from unix?
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The thread's on autosage now, but OP have you ever played with Urbit?
https://media.urbit.org/whitepaper.pdf

Off-Topic@Heyuri
sour ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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lick :banana: instead.

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