>>926
probably just because its full of water

>>997
>>926
although you could just get a sea pickle and let it shoot off inside you

My vibe broke and now I have to use my fingers like a peasant >:[

>>1027
How the hell did you break it ( Ｔ ▽ Ｔ )ノ wwwwww

>>1029
It was a cheap wand vibe and the wires broke (I checked)

Rappels down your chimney with a grappling hook ..

tactical mating press

tactical... yet is wearing red camo in a snowy enviroment.

>>166218
The snow will turn red from the blood of those on the naughty list soon enough

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that feeling when I never get the weekends off
I get a random day of the week like tues or weds off sometimes maybe, but usually my job will have me work overtime anyway

>>1016
i dont know., i just dont find it attractive. maybe because i dont want children ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌

>>1018
its like anal sex, plenty of people masturbate to it but wouldnt want to do it irl for various reasons.

>>1019
yes! exactly that

I'd love to but can't cuz medical stuffs :c Prolly for the best, as much as I like kids infants are annoying and I'd prolly be a shit parent

children are a blessing.

i need to know more about the intended outcome

Now that's the future

I'd tell you what game I play, but the video you attached makes me think you'd ruin it for everybody else, so...

>>166134
aw cmon cuh you aint wan a lil divers ity in yo Game cuh cmon cuh let a nigra like me in

>>166134
you made the right decision

Y'ALL SEE THE GAME NIGGA???

ffxiv is probably the best game to lose yourself into - i picked it up last year and met dozens of people wanting to chat and quest together. i quit because it was way too addicting

search /f/lagship on 4plebs ( ´ω`)

Your friend will have to use your throat instead from now on

>>166103
I would prefer he use my ANUS

>>166102
>it keeps getting smaller and smaller
>his is now noticeably bigger
I think your friend is stealing your PENIS size

>>166154
But he hasn't gotten any bigger

Ichigo Marshmallow is really boring in comparison to Mitsudomoe. I really want a loli show that has lots of funny jokes and fanservice.

>>166132
ok

>>166132
fanservice? more like fatservice

just like my irl nobody cares

4400.
Beat that, bitches

44K until I got bored

Excellent work everyone, as the supreme executive overseer I am delighted to make all your acquaintances and I look forward to making many historic and revolutionary inventions, discoveries and scientific breakthroughs here with you all.

In response to your SHC theory, I don't believe any area inside the body reaches anywhere near a high enough temperature to ignite gas no matter how angry a person gets. My superior hypothesis is that specific types of internal organ damage, possibly related to some combination of intense rectal sodomy, urethral sounding or infections of those areas could result in the poop and the pee mixing together along with other chemicals inside the body, very rarely causing an explosive or volatile chemical reaction that generates enough heat to ignite an obese faggot's enormous amount of excess body fat. I base this theory on the fact that I've heard SHC victims are usually obese, and I've heard that some of the first explosives invented were primarily made with poop and pee.

There is also another issue that's been bugging me for quite a long time that I would like to bring to the table: If science is so great then why is there still no vaccine for poop diseases so that we can eat each other's poop without getting sick?

>>166146
Revolutionary. With such a capable scientific mind the Heyuri Scientific society will surely become the main science branch of the world. My neighbour is currently playing the Bon Jovi song "always". So I am in a suitable mood right now.

Your knowledge on how the first explosives were made of Poop and pee is highly accurate and I even have a source to confirm this.
https://urologichistory.museum/exhibit/digital-stories/battlefield-urology/urology-on-war.html
With your scientific insight we might be able to change the world with our expertise.

panchina

what's that?

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

>>166111
woah

lie on your resume

I hear that your chances are better if you color your skin black or brown.

Work at Goodwill

Lie on your CV, everybody does it. And just be real confident in the interview and wear a suit

>>166070
get on your knees and BEG! (;´Д`)

YES! Thank you

Too care-free in the important things, too strict in the unimportant things

is the meaning of the image that theyre both furries who need to stop fighting and accept their fursonas?

I was beaten :p

I effectively was an orphan

self-centered narcissists who yelled at me if i dared show any personality or independence and regularly threatened me with violence

15 minutes!!

>>5686
Can't attend
I'll make sure to make it next time!

it was my first time watching, was a lot of fun, thanks :3

majikaru search!

>>5747
it was mine too, I'm glad I was able to make it in time!