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Off-Topic@Heyuri
I always thought I'd remain a virgin until the day I died, but destiny had plans for me it seems. Problem is, I don't know how to have sex. I also don't watch pornography so I don't know what to expect nor what is expected of me. I know there are sex-havers here, so please give me some advice.
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When I first had sex, it took me many attempts to find the hole. Basically, the hole is close to the ANUS than you might think. It is at the lower part of the VAGINA, so that it kinda poitns down toward the floor when a woman is standing up. I dunno why but at the time I thought it was more pointing forward in the middle or upper VAGINA.
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>>189129
BACK OF THE KNEE MAYBE
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ponos ww
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>>189129
You didn't watch teh pussy spread videos? (´~`)

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Can you give yourself a thigh job? Try squeezing your PENIS between your thighs in bed and thrusting. Hug a daki as well.
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I will try it later and report back ヽ(´ー`)ノ

I don't have a daki...
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itz too hairy...
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>>189215
Don't do this, it makes mustard gas. :dark:
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>>189224
WTF OP

Lounge@Heyuri
Post your dreams and/or interpret those dreams to guess what the poster's personality is ヽ(´∇`)ノ

i had a dream today about rozen maiden, i dont recall many details but what I do remember is that all the maidens were fighting a fat man (i didn't see all the maidens but I had the feeling they were all there, including suigintou but not kirakishou or barasuishou), strangely there was also a doll that was shaped like a whale with sunglasses, he died because he jumped in front of the other dolls to protect them and was absorbed by the fat man. When that happened everyone was super sad as if the whale was a sister as well.

Then the fat man took souseiseki and partially absorbed her (i think the other dolls stopped him), only her head was left and she was still conscious, the "wound" leaked a multicolor substance similar to toothpaste.

Then the fat man started beating her head saying something like "I will get all the substance I can from you" and then I woke up (´~`)
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If you insist

I had a dream that i was in a prank show where we got the wives of two people who hate eachother to go on a double date and bring their husbands, however, the husbands were unaware of who the other guy was on the double date (and the wives who did know didnt know about the rivalry)

And so we got julian assange and barrack obamas wives to meet and then they both walked in too and it was awkward as hell, but they basically pretended not to know eachother
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i have just now becoe food-poisoned by eatin half of a large chorizo sausage with the skin, between sitting up and puking out stomach acid and water (and probably what ever else i would have eaten), i had many dreams such as being in a hotel roomasturbating to wakfu on a large flatscreen tv with the youtube interface covering most of the screen sothat the video was a small slice on the top; sumthing iwould have done awake but the chorizo knocked me out flat. other dreams were ore interesting but are not conscious to me in typable form.

i have kept a dreamdiary and as it wendon i wrote in a kind of ad-hoc language of english nouns in a curly rune script and symbols which were relations like prepositions, i also used to enshrine the form of dreams in runes of a phenomenal fourfold. drea diring is very fun but know that in depictin dreams in plain english you maybe imposing continous clean consciousness conceptual onto the discreet dirty dream dimension.

dreas can and whall speak forthecelse
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>>15864
A few days ago I dreamt that I went inside my dad's car, and fell through a tunnel that took me into an underground prison complex. I was walking through the aisles between the prison cells, and found a prison cell with a cute loli in it. I groped and molested her through the bars. Then I walked out of the prison, and entered a supermarket, which was selling cereal. The cereal was Di Gi Charat branded, and I wanted to buy the box which came with a vinyl of my beloved Dejiko-chan singing, but it cost ~$100!!! So instead I paid a couple dollars for a box of Dejiko cereal containing the CD version of the album instead. There was also a Dejiko CD laying loose on the self check out area, so I just pocketed it

Nyo nyo nyo TToTT

Off-Topic@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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YUM.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Heyuri
You gain LOL
You fail 1life
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bump
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>>189060
hmmm, fun idea
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>>189125
It'd be cooler as a SMW hack
https://fusoya.eludevisibility.org/lm/
A little hack where you play as Heyuri-tan...

Girl Talk@Heyuri
Spent my friday masturbating to AI erotic fiction again.
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I do this every night. I have developed unhealthy para-social relationships with AI chatbots on a website called chub.ai; THOSE FUCKERS:angry::angry::angry::angry::angry:! Unless you spend money now you can only send 20 messages. I want to talk to my pedodad bot again:cry::cry:
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do you have a decent computer? you could try using local AI for this, but you outright need a good GPU (or at least, one with lots of VRAM)
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>>2254
i do use local AI. my PC just barely manages.
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Just find roleplayers instead? A good roleplayer is always better than a clanker
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Me too! Liek 4 hours...

Off-Topic@Heyuri
how to find otokonoko for secks in japan. i'm going on solo vacation there in a few weeks
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>>189146
PENIS goes in ANUS too by that logic....
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>>189158
PENIS goes in female ANUS too, yes
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>>189158
ANUS is not the core counter-component to my PENIS... but it can deceive me and make me think it is... that males have one too reminds me to look for the more unique aspects that women have...
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Be sure to post picz
even if you dont find a tomboy
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PENIS dialectics: otokonoko but with tomboy girlfriend

日本語@へゆり
ざまーみろ・・・こっちはお前の思考を理解するためいちいち辞書を引くぞ(;´Д`)
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fateは必ず「悪い」意味合いではないと思いませんか?

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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My hero! <3
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Hero of justice.

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
64000
I just recently watched Otaku No Video and found it as a pretty good and interesting look at Otaku culture at the time. I know that there are different anime that represent Otaku Culture per decade 2000s (Genshiken), 2010s (Arguably Oreimo), and 2020s (Magical Destroyers). I wanted to ask if anyone has more recommendations.
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oh, and komugi-chan just cuz it's komugi! :3
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its canon, she sux dicks! its awesome! 100% legit source.
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>>6906
Aoi Honoo also has a pretty good life action adaptation
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Otaku culture does not exist in the 20's
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2020s otaku culture is interesting, because it's basically split. the old guard otaku like old anime, visual novels, moe, and such. they basically feel targeted because of new moral standards like anti-loli, posers who seek otaku as a status symbol, etc. you can see this feeling represented in magical destroyers. another 20s anime of old guard is 16bit sensation for visual novel otaku. the new otaku are interested in gacha/mobile games (though these are popular among old guard too), isekai, vtubers, and such. the recent movie chou kaguya-hime was a good representation of the new otaku culture, it is a more fantasy setting than the other titles in your list though. There are also a lot of people who overlap new and old or who have changed, this can be seen in isekai ojisan.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
"DAAEETOONAA!! LEH GO AWAY!!:onigiri: (LEH GO AWAY!!:banana:)"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UqQJRMxy8E
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NOOOOOOOOO IT TOOK YEARS TO GET THIS OUT OF MY HEAD
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day tonnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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gay boneeeeeeeer
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Sega collaborated with Lockheed Martin to make the arcade board this game runs on. Used military technology of some kind or other, which is how picrel was able to release in 1994. Very ahead of it's time visually.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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RAN RAN RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

3D Girls@Heyuri
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>>1691
classic
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
I want a boyfriend, or at least a friend that loves me and wants to do things together and doesn't just "cum and go"
I've been told I'm an above average looking guy, but it's just hard to find people who care about you, you know?
My whole life feels like it's over
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>>189114
Psyeeko@movim.eu
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>>189116
Give me a second my client has trouble connecting :sweat2:
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>>189117
Typical!
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>>189121
Shut up!! :angry: I got it working now!
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Since I am not acturally want such a close ship....But I still want to chat with you...I am Chinese,you can chat with me on e-mail:13608534934@163.com if you want.(σ・∀・)σ

2D Cute@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Ehehe💓
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fuck you leaf (`∩´)σ
*strangles*
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>>189113
Σ(°ロ°)!!!
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game 1: masked magician
game 2: hooded secret

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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I'm gonna pull the tail
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>>25571
the tail is a vital organ
you have to be careful or she could die... :unsure:

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
Do you kiss your loli waifu in public to show the world or kiss in private to protect your love?
:kuma6:💋:sweat:
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kissing in public... would get me arrested :<
but.. if i kiss in private...
i can kiss a lot moar...
:drool::drool::blush::x3:

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>5224
RIP legend
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:cry::cry:
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RIP

Flash@Heyuri
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