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Girl Talk@Heyuri
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Heehehehe! :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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Everybody say hi.

Hi, hello! :waha:
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(´ー`)
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I love Kuromi :dizzy:
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suki suki su~!
fuwa fuwa fu~!
konna kimochi~
mero merodi :dance:
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i love kuromi

Girl Talk@Heyuri
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Stop! D-don't eat that watermelon, the seeds will make you pregant!
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e-eh? :sad:
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>>78
it true

Girl Talk@Heyuri
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is dis a new board? yayy! :P
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>>58
:biggrin: yaaaay
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yayyyyyyyyyyyyyy ^-^
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Women on teh internet? :astonish: It's too good to be true! :biggrin:

Lounge@Heyuri
How about stupid, blind, useless, or my favorite, Notaku!ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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How about "sane people?"ヽ(´∇`)ノ

or rather, "concerned citizens"(´ー`)
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( ´ω`)i agree with this anon ^( ´ω`)
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Riajuu.
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"teh non awaken normies of teh cult of moe"
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unenlightened de gozaru

Lounge@Heyuri
im glad i dont have big boobies.
i imagine, if i did have big boobie, my chest would be even sweatier than it is now. which would drive me craazy ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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I mostly get really sweaty on my back
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tsurupettan!
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>>14577
thats right. thats me and i stand proud :purin:
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I have huge, hulking, monstrous tits that sweat profusely whenever I do anything, and I have to say, it is quite horrible.

...Huh?! D-don't get so excited, baka hentai! It's not like that! I just have big tits because I'm a 46-year-old morbidly obese Indian bhai with brown teeth and a fully receded hairline!
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>>14630
( ´ω`) indian is not allowed on heyuri

Lounge@Heyuri
So, i've been wanting to make a textboard site for sometime simply to due the fact that 1, i won't have to store any images on my webserver, & 2 it seems pretty simple and easy to moderate and customize. With that being said, does anyone know any textboard softwares that are still being maintained and used by other sites? I kinda just wanna get my foot in the door and try something new. ^_^
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>>14457
I'm honestly pretty surprised when I see the amount of power I've seen handed out on sites with a simple "hey, I wanna help" lol.

there are several places where I assist in dealing with spam where I probably shouldn't have as many rights as I do with nothing but a simple email to the admin being like "need help lol"

assuming the board software I'm writing ever gets done enough that I'm willing to put it on the open web (don't bet on it, I haven't touched it in a week), I know that I'll probably want mod "deleted" posts to just be marked as deleted until I actually see it

...damn, now I also need to add a space for mod-edited posts in the DB too so I can see/revert the original post too
more fucking work ( ´ω`)
while I don't expect shit to be perfect right from the start, I do have a pretty high baseline for what I'd consider to be an actually viable system in the face of dumb bullshit, whether it be attacks from the inside of or outside of your team
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>>14458
rads? rottingangels?
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>>14460
>mod "deleted" posts to just be marked as deleted
While writing my textboard, i actually went as far as disincentivizing deletion of thread data entirely. "Zapped" threads will not be linked to and listed at the bottom of the catalog (with strikethrough css), but their page will technically still be accessible and only deleted by the pruning mechanism. With a visible post counter this makes moderation more transparent and makes the action completely reversible on low-volume boards.
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CP spam is horrible, I had it happen to my site once and this shit was DISGUSTING! There was also baby monkey torture spam near the very start.

I actually hope they die.
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>>14453

This is what 4-ch was supposed to be. Quite a few people have had this idea, actually. You'll end up with one board - likely the "Random" or "Off-Topic" board, whatever you end up calling it - that gets all of the posts, regardless of whether or not there's a board better suited for the topic, and like thirty boards that get four posts a year and eventually become spam link graveyards.

Site Discussion@Heyuri
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I didn't mean to harass the bitch I just wanted to make her famous Ψ(`∀´ # )↝
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happy happy happy feeelings 4 every everey onenenenenenenen!!!!!! :saitama:
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It's been 2+ years and you're still the nail that sticks out getting b&hammered down :dark:
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Lounge@Heyuri
Have no clue if anyone on here has had the wonder of using the NYC subway system but let me tell you it's such a shithole. Trains are always slow especially on weekends, there's always some fucking crackhead who harasses every single person on the train or vomits everywhere, risk of a train breaking down or someone getting STABBED and overall, it feels like such a hassle to get to where we need to go.

Anyway, if you have any weird NYC subway stories, i'd love to hear. (*^ー゚)b
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the last time I used the subway was like 18 years ago when I lived up north still and I don't remember it being that fucking bad
every time I hear about NYC it keeps getting worse ( ´ω`)
glad I'm ages away now lol
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It's been years since I used that shit. Rats on the tracks, disgusting niggers everywhere, the smell of piss all around the uncleaned floors. Can't forget about the niggers breakdancing on the trains. Fuck NYC and fuck their subways.
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Not NYC but similarly bad. Nearly had a fight with a crackhead once because he was walked in my way on purpose so I shoved him.
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I rember hearing about how the governor of new york sent nation guard troops to the subway to stand around and check peoples bags to scare away criminals.

they stopped after a few weeks, and crime went back to usual high levels. What was the point of such a gesture?
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Sounds a lot like the London Underground.

Lounge@Heyuri
I am looking to make some quick money. I know a few people who would buy shrooms off of me if I grew them. The thing is, if they get a bad high and kill some random person I don't want to be connected to that. What are the chances of something like that happening?
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For context: I live in America in a state where they are decriminalized but still illegal
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I calculated it, it's a 12.3428% chance
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Shrooms are safe drugs to use, unless they get all wacky from using teh drugs.
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It's pretty much guaranteed.
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Why do people always think they need to sell drugs to make money?
you could ferment beer... you could grow normal shrooms that people eat instead... You could make burgers for your friends or family... why does it always have to be something druggy ヽ(´ー` )ノ

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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I have drawn over 100 bant-tans and its gotten so bad that I can't draw (well) anything that isn't bant-tan anymore
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>>148957
i was never able to draw animals so this doesnt count
i gave him question marks instead of legs because i cant draw his legs
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>I have drawn over 100 bant-tans and its gotten so bad that I can't draw (well) anything that isn't bant-tan anymore
that's some dedication (;゚∀゚)
and it does look good ヽ(´ー`)ノ

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>:3
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>>148961
but won't this be a hindrance to my "bright" future as a mangaka?
what would happen if azuma drew yotsuba so many times that he forgot how to properly draw daddy or fuuka? people would be furious (somewhat annoyed)
I will be known as the guy who only draws bant-tan
Girls on the streets will point and laugh at me
when ask a girl on a date she will say "whaaat? you really thought i would be interested in someone who only draws bant-tan?"
even my username online would be "i can only draw bant-tan"
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>what would happen if azuma drew yotsuba so many times that he forgot how to properly draw daddy or fuuka? people would be furious (somewhat annoyed)
draw yotsuba cosplaying as them instead :biggrin:
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my favourite parts to draw are these
the face because its cute
the rest because the curves are really attractive, one thing in particular that i like is the calves and belly, i recently drew a bury and the shape of the calves is just... good
i dont mean it in a sexual way btw
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i wanted to draw something like this for funzies but i cant
because its not bant-tan... :cry:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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THIS IS A REALLY REALLY ANGRY THREAD

GRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAGH I HAET EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!
ヽ(`Д´)ノヽ(`Д´)ノヽ(`Д´)ノヽ(`Д´)ノヽ(`Д´)ノヽ(`Д´)ノヽ(`Д´)ノヽ(`Д´)ノ

Your fortune: mah pen0z is bigger than uurz

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YOU!!!!!11!!!! WHY HAVENT YOU POSTED THIS ANNGRY GIFURE BEFORE!!!!! I HAVENT SEEN IT BEFORE!!!! :angry:
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hai i got a crazy idea
may b u guise should stop bein so angery and instead b nice
world wuld b much better i tink
thx for listning
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>>148954
np jeebus
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NOOOO0O0O0O0O0O0O000000=!!!!!! I AM TOOOOOOO ANGRYYYY FOR JEUSSSS!!!! :angry::angry::angry:
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>>148588
fuck you bitch reatard fuck stupid bitch dumbass

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Salutations, Heyuri. I've been wanting to watch a good doco with my friend. Can I have some suggestions?
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"The Emperor's Naked Army Marches On"
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Dead Hands Dig Deep
Titicut Follies
Paradise Lost series

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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was this scene too edgy?
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>>148931
subrashiki hibi
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It wasn't edgy, it was naily. :cool:
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oh yeah~ i played half of teh game.. anotehr vn i need to finish :Sweat2:

SPOILER!!!!!:angry:
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>>148936
i forgot this was a spoiler someone hide this post
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lol it seems as a pretty big one but nw, you will only get punish by monsterz when u go 2 sleep l8te, no worries, you will only be hunted and killed in your dreams, over and over again, you will suffer teh pain of getting your toe nails slowily tipped off, one after one as your bite of your own tought, caughing after air as your suffocate yourself. No worries. All good. ^^

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i hate when theres people in my house T^T how do i get rid of them:cry::cry::cry:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Shut yourself in your room and let teh parents deal with them, it's probably their fault anyways ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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have you ever tried tying a string to a shotgun or is that only me? :unsure:

Flash@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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remember when skullgirls hat visible pantyshots and zone working for them instead of being a censored mess?
yeah, good times
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>remember when skullgirls hat visible pantyshots and zone working for them instead of being a censored mess?
>yeah, good times
they even made color palette for squigly based on zone,,
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>>2761
the fact zone himself condoned the censorship they were doing, really makes the game's downfall 10 times worse
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>>2760
I remember going to training mode or whatevr it was called early in the morning and masturbating to the bouncing boobs in the idle animations before my parents woke up.
Good times.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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azu~nyaa~~ or, kagu~nyaa~~
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にゃ^_^
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Lounge@Heyuri
are there more textboards with ds support? it works here (i am posting from one) but the css and backgrounds don't load. SW works but it's quite inactive and the format isn't that good
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like nintendo ds? (;´Д`)
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>>14585
yeah! (i'm replying from my phone here since for some reason this specific thread gives me a cloudflare 403)
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>>14587
it liek supports next to nothing. its got css1? so the scripts will have to have ancient styling....
go check if https://nikki.top/ works tho

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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i present to j00... george bush :biggrin:
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teh president
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o7
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i imagine there is a bush inside the bush to hide from potential snipers :huh:
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The real Bush can dodge dat shoe. :cool:
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lol shoewars 2.

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I finally bought Stellar Blade, but before I even can start, i've to maek teh hardest decision, Japanese DUB or original Voice, Korean. :dizzy:
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It was a hard decision, but teh weeb i am, i decided with Japanese due to I knew some Japanese seiyu.

>>148922
While I do agree with you. But...

I played for 30min~, i don't think i will last thought this whole game.... so much... to... look at.... :nosebleed:
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honestly, even im a weeb, korea voice and korea language intonation is hotter than japanese- which sound a little bit flat
plus there is alot of japanese voice already, should give it a try
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well, another reason is i've fairly decent understanding of Japanese. Some gaems doesnt sub ingame lines that isnt cutscenes. I wouldnt mind trying Korean either. So far so good with Japanese.
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Change to Korea and will try it for a bit! Its h0t too! :blush:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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