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srry 4 bad einglish…

i wuz eateing smegma sandwiches n chugging cramsnerrhy juice at home, when suddenly… then*… lolico rang me on muh fone

“y-yes?” i squeaked…

and then, to my horror, i wuz greeted… by his ugly noods… but wait.
they were wearing tiny sunglasses and doing the macarena.

I screamed. the juice came out my nose.….hory shet…
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woah
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dont fear nigra-san! i will hug you and comfort you!!:biggrin:
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POST DA NOODS
Flash@Heyuri
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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2D Ero@Heyuri
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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konata doesnt have a PENIS or balls and not a breasts either!!! :angry:
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>>4561
THE 3 COMMANDMENTS OF KONATA?!
日本語＠へゆり
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how did you learn 日本語？
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アンキと漫画。勉強してことを続きますでも。一年頃前に始めました
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Ankiで勉強に始まって漫画とかVtuberの動画で勉強になった。恥ずかしいけどゲームはまだ私にとってちょっと難しい。３年前に始まったけど頑張らないね… (;´Д`)
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一日中日本語ばかり読んでいるのに、いざ日本語で書こうとすると自分のセリフに違和感があって悔しくなる(;´Д`)
Off-Topic@Heyuri
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I was exploring the internet and found out there were a few websites where you could sell used panties, bras, socks etc unwashed. That got me thinking about whether you could wear a set of underwear until they stank, and then sell them online :sweat:.

Has anyone here done this? If not, do you want to do it? Seems like something that has the potential for mega lolz. Especially if you're a guy :sweat:
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>Section 15, “Prohibitions on the Purchase of Used Underwear” (which also extends to the sale of saliva and other bodily fluids), bans the purchase of soiled undergarments from individuals under the age of 18 as well as solicitation for such items. Section 24 imposes a 500,000 yen (US$4,600) maximum fine on buyers found in violation of Section 15. Under Section 26, shops attempting to illegally sell such items can be fined up to an additional 200,000 yen (US$1,800) if police discover them during a search. Neither violation carries jail time.
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出品者: あいの
年齢: 20 歳
( 4 月 22 日 生まれ )
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血液型: O 型
趣味: 妄想♡
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>>166156
so as long as the loli pantsu and bodily fluids are sold separately it's fine
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>>166159
Bottom right is NOT 22 years old... that bitch is lyinggg
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ok soooo someone gifted me a rosetoy but it has a dildo with it.... my life is forever changed. who needs chad anyways buv:sweat:

(Don't use /r9k/ lingo like "chad", "stacy", etc. on Heyuri plzkthx) banhammer

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probably just because its full of water
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>>926
although you could just get a sea pickle and let it shoot off inside you
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My vibe broke and now I have to use my fingers like a peasant >:[
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How the hell did you break it ( Ｔ ▽ Ｔ )ノ wwwwww
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It was a cheap wand vibe and the wires broke (I checked)
2D Ero@Heyuri
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hes so excited about his first boner :blush:
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🔍:astonish:
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tactical santa :cool:
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Rappels down your chimney with a grappling hook .. :astonish:
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tactical mating press
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tactical... yet is wearing red camo in a snowy enviroment.
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>>166218
The snow will turn red from the blood of those on the naughty list soon enough :cool:
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Does anyone have the game where a Japanese runner breaks through ice or something and says "YES!" every time he scores a hit?
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undefined! :glare:
Flash@Heyuri
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why is life like this :cry:
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that feeling when I never get the weekends off
I get a random day of the week like tues or weds off sometimes maybe, but usually my job will have me work overtime anyway
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(i don't mean lolicon, but if any of you are, that's interesting too ( ´ω`))
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i dont know., i just dont find it attractive. maybe because i dont want children ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌
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its like anal sex, plenty of people masturbate to it but wouldnt want to do it irl for various reasons. :sweat3:
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yes! exactly that:biggrin:
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I'd love to but can't cuz medical stuffs :c Prolly for the best, as much as I like kids infants are annoying and I'd prolly be a shit parent
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children are a blessing. :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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I've decided I'm going to walk down the street naked with a VR headset strapped to my crotch. I'm going to call it "Dickvision". What do you think of this idea? :biggrin:
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i need to know more about the intended outcome
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Now that's the future :cool:
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I want to waste my life on an MMO. A cute one though, something with the cuteness of Panyga, but a little less boring. (sorry golf lovers)
Mabinogi seems like cute fun, but i don't know if i like the P2W part. Is there any other popular enough ones that i can sell the account of when i inevitably get tired of it? Maybe with some player economy? I like dicking about and trying to economy my way up to infamy.
This is probably way too specific...
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I'd tell you what game I play, but the video you attached makes me think you'd ruin it for everybody else, so... :sweat2:
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aw cmon cuh you aint wan a lil divers ity in yo Game cuh cmon cuh let a nigra like me in :sad:
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you made the right decision
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Y'ALL SEE THE GAME NIGGA??? :cool:
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ffxiv is probably the best game to lose yourself into - i picked it up last year and met dozens of people wanting to chat and quest together. i quit because it was way too addicting
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how do i pirate flash without getting raeped by malware?
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search /f/lagship on 4plebs ( ´ω`)
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https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Flash
2D Cute@Heyuri
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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Lately my PENIS has been really small. It was never very big but it keeps getting smaller and smaller. I showed it to a friend who used to be a lot smaller than me and his is now noticeably bigger. Lately I cannot even reach the throat.
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Your friend will have to use your throat instead from now on
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I would prefer he use my ANUS
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>it keeps getting smaller and smaller
>his is now noticeably bigger
I think your friend is stealing your PENIS size
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But he hasn't gotten any bigger
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can i tell you something heyuri?
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Ichigo Marshmallow is really boring in comparison to Mitsudomoe. I really want a loli show that has lots of funny jokes and fanservice.
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ok
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fanservice? more like fatservice
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just like my irl nobody cares :emo:
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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4400.
Beat that, bitches :cool:
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44K until I got bored :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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Good Day, Heyurizens.

I am here to announce the opening of the Heyuri Scientific Society.'

As the chairman of such a prestigious organization I believe it is the duty of Heyurizens across our humble imageboard to discover new scientific achievements.

Great minds truly understand that Insanity and Genius are two sides of the same coin and thus anyone calling us stupid is automatically wrong.

Now gentlemen does anyone have any interest scientific contributions that Heyuri can make. Here's mine

There's a condition called spontaneous human combustion. Now it's exactly how it's described. Some poor individual just bursts into flames. I think I've got a solution to this undeciphered issue.

We know that Constipation can get pretty severe correct! So my theory for why SHC happens is that someone get's so constipated that they can't even fart properly. eventually the gas begins to build up on the inside and then that gas could be set a flame due to a multitude of outside factors like getting insulted by a 12 year kid making you go into such a frenzy that you heat up and set yourself on flames.

Now then let's hear your Scientific theories Heyurizens
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Excellent work everyone, as the supreme executive overseer I am delighted to make all your acquaintances and I look forward to making many historic and revolutionary inventions, discoveries and scientific breakthroughs here with you all.

In response to your SHC theory, I don't believe any area inside the body reaches anywhere near a high enough temperature to ignite gas no matter how angry a person gets. My superior hypothesis is that specific types of internal organ damage, possibly related to some combination of intense rectal sodomy, urethral sounding or infections of those areas could result in the poop and the pee mixing together along with other chemicals inside the body, very rarely causing an explosive or volatile chemical reaction that generates enough heat to ignite an obese faggot's enormous amount of excess body fat. I base this theory on the fact that I've heard SHC victims are usually obese, and I've heard that some of the first explosives invented were primarily made with poop and pee.

There is also another issue that's been bugging me for quite a long time that I would like to bring to the table: If science is so great then why is there still no vaccine for poop diseases so that we can eat each other's poop without getting sick?
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Revolutionary. With such a capable scientific mind the Heyuri Scientific society will surely become the main science branch of the world. My neighbour is currently playing the Bon Jovi song "always". So I am in a suitable mood right now.

Your knowledge on how the first explosives were made of Poop and pee is highly accurate and I even have a source to confirm this.
https://urologichistory.museum/exhibit/digital-stories/battlefield-urology/urology-on-war.html
With your scientific insight we might be able to change the world with our expertise.
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Heyuri is full of young virgin men, so ur eligible for a Pakira!
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panchina :iyahoo:
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what's that?
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woah :nosebleed:
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:iyahoo:
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