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Rabi~en~Rose or Rei?

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!

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big usada bug usada

日本語@へゆり
帰宅編です。スクリーンが何度も点灯し、あなたの姿を見つめて、列車はゆっくりと広州南駅に停車します。帰りの切符を手にして、あなたの料理の味を想像して、ホームを離れて幸せな故郷に向かいます。よく知っている通りを通って、私が育った場所に戻ってきたら、あなたの両鬢が白い霜に染まっていました。時間が1秒でも盗んだかのように、私は家の信号をなくして、その時から帰り道が少なくなって優しく考えていました。この駅は、珠江が月の光を抱擁するように、私の愛のそばに戻った。もし思いが声をかけて再会するならば、広州南駅の次の駅、若い遠方に向かって、珠江が蒼茫を通り抜けるように、もし誓いの言葉に傷があれば、約束はついに止まる、広州南駅は篇に向かって駆けつける。列車は駅に入ってきたが、不安を一言も言いたくなかった。風だけが物語を目の前に吹き込み、両手にタイトなコートを巻いて、あなたがくれた温かみを思い出して、列車に従って夢に向かって始めた。早春の南に向かって、丁寧さを荷物に詰め込み、私の心は依然として故郷に残っている。切符は掌の中で方向を変えて、山海を渡ってあなたがいて、愛は彼方に同じ見張りを持っています。この駅は、私の愛のそばに戻って、珠江が雲の波を映すように。もし再会の声がしたら、広州南駅の次の駅は、珠江が日夜流れているように、若い遠方に向かって走っていくだろう。誓いに傷があれば約束は止まる、広州南駅

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Bananananananananananananaanananananananananana
nananananananananananananaanananananananananana
nananananananananananananaanananananananananana
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LOL IT LOOKS LIKE A PENIS :biggrin:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
1842 was 4 weeks ago, let that sync in :smile:
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no fukken way
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1990 was 10 years ago 10 years ago 15 years ago :banana:
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2020 was 50 years ago :biggrin:

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Flash@Heyuri
:nida: 🍻 :waha:
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
/!\BREAKING NEWS/!\
Savages have been sighted on Chat@Heyuri making weird noises and gesticulating incoherently. Specialists are currently debating whether or not those noises are a proper language.
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ᓱᓕ ᐱᐅᔪᒻᒪᕆᐅᕗᖅ ᔮᐸᓃᓯᑎᑐᑦ ᐅᖃᓪᓚᒍᓐᓇᕋᕕᑦ (・∀・)!!
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Y'all aint learn Ethiopian 'fo you start postin' on here? The fuck you playin' at? Σ(゚д゚|||)
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ᕼᐊᕼᐊ. ᑖᒃᑯᐊ ᓯᓚᐃᑦᑑᔪᑦ ᖃᐅᔨᒐᔭᙱᒻᒪᕆᒃᑐᑦ ᑕᐃᒍᖅᑕᐅᒐᓗᐊᖅᐸᑕ ᐃᒡᓚᕐᓇᖅᑐᓂᒃ ᑐᓄᖏᓐᓂ. (´∇`)σ
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There's valuable mineral and oil resources under their feet. :nyaoo2: 💰 Let's poison their peaceful hunter-gatherer culture with capitalist greed so they all start prostituting themselves and huffing gas, then when they're too weak to resist, that $$$ is ours! :biggrin:
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Damn, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my Heyuri

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wabbit 🐰 haha :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:🐰:saitama: wabbt 🐰:happy::happy::nyaoo-closedeyes::kuz:🐰hoppity hop:kuz::kuz::rolleyes::smile:
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huhuhuhu wabbit! waaaabit~! :biggrin: bunny wabbit so cute so stupid but sooo cute! ehehehehe~! :smile:
waabbit wabbit! waaaabit go munch munch~! silly wabbit~! ahahaha~! :x3:

Off-Topic@Heyuri

ok so uh
stupid question incoming

whats the closest thing to the feeling of getting a titfuck

sorry if this is retarded im just curious
dont kill me
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ur a young man, you could probably just kindly ask some really fat/uggo girl or a granny with saggy tits for one paizuri and they'd oblige :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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Just buy a silicone masturbation toy.
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>>172900
Weird, I would say the opposite :unsure: Maybe it's beacause i'm an ass guy
Similarly, I think butts look better than they feel
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>>172977
butts look and feel incredible, there is nothong better
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Boobs are about the same temperature as your PENIS so it doesn't really feel that good. It's much more fun to rub it on a girl's face, tummy, or even legs since there's better angles to thrust from and there's much more warmth coming from her breath/stomach/pussy, etc.

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ᕼᐋᓇ ᐃᓕᓐᓂᐊᖅᑎᑦᑎᐊᕙᐅᓛᖑᕗᖅ
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トカ㌧㌧
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h̸̢̢̲͔͉̮̹̼̜̻͛̇̅̃͊̍͛̎̊̉̒̎̚͜ä̶̻̬́͆͂̀͆̂͛̉̒͌ͅÿ̶̛͕͙̘͍̆̀͗̓̿̅͂͛̓̂̍́͘͝͝ ̷̫̯͔̮̩̜̔̆̎̿͑̽̊̑̉ǵ̸̢͈̺̠̩͎͙͕̑̀́ȕ̷̢̮̹̯͓̜̥͚̣̜͎̺͇̬̐̃ͅŷ̶̡̧̪͚̘͉̬̗͕̠̹̪̜̌s̶̢̠͖̲̠̤̣̮͚̈͗̔͐̋͜ͅ ̷̰̪̥̲͔̼̘̭̘̼͚̪̮̈̈͒̏̂̕͝ͅw̶̨͓͇͙̙̹̪̼̱̘̾̉̀̓͐̊͌̃̇̃̈́͑͛͛̓̏͘u̷̧̧̢͙̪̪̯̼͓̖̙̩̿͗̈͝t̸̛̘̘̙̘͙͎̖̼͐̈̈̀̊̀͆͌̀̕̚̕͜͜͝š̴̭͈̭̃̈́ ̵̜̮̖̪͎̣͔̗̬̒͝g̶̨͍̻̬͇̾̽̂̑̀̐̏͛͊̓̅̑̒͘ơ̵̡̨̢̘̠̼̹͚̽̂̾̀̃͒̄͐̏̊͌̕͘͝i̵̢̡̩͚̼̘̗̯̰̝̝͓͙̍̍͜͜n̷͇͓̭͔̐̌̌̒͒̑̃͒̀̆̒͘͜͝ͅ ̶̛̝͓̺̓̑͊̂̄̃̓͆̽͘̕͝͠ͅó̶̧̹̫̝̠̄̾̕͘ń̵̖̣͖̂̀̈́͊̍̏͠ ̸̢̛̹̗̝͍͇̀͒͑͆͒̈́̃̀̃̒͗̚͘̚į̶̧͈͓̤̘̗̳̹̲̻̼͎̑̐͜n̶̢̨̥̥͍̫̬̹̬͓̜̓͑͂̄͋́̔͌̐̈́͋̊͆ ̸̝͍̰̖͓̗̞̫̃̒͒͂́t̶̢̨̤̜̠̱̺̦̦͔͕̫̱͇̀ͅh̴̨̪͚͙̹̺̫̣̞̗̀͝i̵̢̧̪̘̩̼͈̳̮͔̣͎̺̣̱͌̊̉̎̃̎̈́̑̓̄́͆̔͝͠͝ͅş̵̢̛̳͉̪̳̰̣̯̰̲̩͈̬̙̅̊̇͌̌̉̀͝ ̷̛̠͂̒͐̅̎͗̍̎̚͝t̸̗̺̝̎̈́͌̓̆͑̈́̏̔̒̍̃̀͝h̵̛̛͖̻̮̦͇̺͎̯̩͖̭̄̍́̇͌̾̎̇͜ř̴̢̧̪̼̫̥̦̩͇̮̱͍̫͖̔̊̉͐͆̒̚͜͜͝e̶̳͍͖͐̄͒̃̔́̇̊̚ą̵̜̖̦͈̠̗̩͖̣̑̈́̍̚d̷̛̲͉̣͋͋̈́͛̒̒̍̽́͆̚̕͜͝ͅ?̸̧̛͔̥̫͍̞̯̪̟͛̅̈́̒̈́͗̈͑ͅ
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ᑭᒃᑯᓕᒫᑦ ᑕᑯᓂᐊᖅᐳᑦ ᕚᕋᒥᒃ
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unga bunga :nosebleed:

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mwah
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
Fat poster vs skinny poster (´¬`)
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>>172996
plump chick here is too cute to be the fat poster (´人`)
she's barely even fat
can't call her a hot pork chick because she doesn't have that much pork on her

skinny chick looks like she escaped an institution (;´Д`)

skinny chick is somehow skinnier than my sister (;´Д`)
she looks like she is genuinely just going to die (;´Д`)

>>173025
I live here!
Current America still involves eating 2400 to 2800 calories a day for most people, except no one is remotely active and thus only burns 1600-1900 a day.
People who aren't active and burn over 2400 calories will still end up eating like 3000+.
I am reminded of a trip to Europe I did years ago, where the only fat people I saw were in England (and they weren't American sized). Didn't see a single fatty across Spain, Italy, France, and Portugal.

I land back home in Miami and immediately see someone spilling out of a mobility scooter on the sidewalk. 😄
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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>>173028
LOL I’ve never seen people on mobility scooter in Washington DC that’s crazy! My dad always buys ‘treats’ and goes ‘haha.’ I don’t like it’ :<
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>>172998
china has one of the highest food securities in the world. they arent starving
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Girl on the left isn't fat enough. I want her OBESE!!! :angry::angry::angry:

Your fortune: mah pen0z is bigger than uurz

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>>173070
i don't. i care about her health!

2D Cute@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Went shopping again ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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POOOAAASTTT MOAAARRRRRR
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>>172988
seconded
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>>173009
Shave your legs? :unsure:

Flash@Heyuri
dooood
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>>4427
the only punk bands the creator could think of.... lagwagon and nofx
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>>4427
HELLO
HERES MY SONG THAT I MADE ENJOY :DDD

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I didn't click this swf because I don't care for punk music and I wasted the >>4444 GET to inform everyone of this
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>>4444
Care not for the quality of a post
but care for the digit in which it resides
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>>4444
Play the swf retard, its a fun editor to mess around with.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Do something!!! or else mirin will fall into earth's ANUS :worry:
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LOL! :biggrin:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
704850
nanoooooooo :emo:
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banana :banana:
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Just wind her up again, idiots. :rolleyes:
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>>173026
what if someone fried her circuit?
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2D Lolikon@Heyuri
Could someone please tell me where I can watch loli hentai?
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For short clips, https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=loli+video , https://iwara.tv - it broke :sweat:

As for half-an-hour long, hand-drawn, Japanese-produced industry-level OVAs, I dunno. Maybe just try google/ddg'ing "watch hentai online". I don't watch them, as picture quality tend to be very low compared to the usual night anime and there's unavoidable mosaics and it's just about VAGINAl, fellatio practices and other such uninteresting things. My guess is that they're just afraid of making truly realistic loli romance plot, or it may be even forbidden by law nowadays, but it's so simple to make it degrade to a mere "meet & fuk" as if it was that easy.
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OP, read >>24236

>>24629
>truly realistic loli romance plot
That's not what porn is for! :angry: I hate needing to fast forward through like 15 mins of boring shit in ero anime to get to the 5 mins of sex scenes because of weirdos like you that like to see things other than sex while watching porn! Just watch romance anime then fap to rule34 of the characters.
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>>24630
Just go to the 2D warudo and get your loli at your hotel instead of watching someone fucking them! :xp:

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