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So apparently someone made a live version of "There's a nigger in the moon" :nigra:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imspRb_gf5Y
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Huh, we were faster by over a year with our Miku version. Would've been even faster, but anons hadn't delivered for two years, despite like 3 guy saying they'd do it :sweat3:

(that thread is still up btw: https://img.heyuri.net/b/koko.php?res=121901)
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MIKU VERSION BETTAR

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ᑲᑎᖦᖢᒋᑦ ᐃᑭᐊᖅᑭᕕᒃᑯᑦ ᐊᑐᖅᑕᐅᕐᔪᐊᖅᑐᑦ!!!!!!!!!
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ᓱᓕᓪᓗᓂ, ᑕᒪᓐᓇ ᐱᔾᔪᑎᒋᔭᐅᕗᖅ ᖃᕋᓴᐅᔭᒃᑯᑦ. ( ´ω`)
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ބާތަ ތި މައްސަލައަކީ؟
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︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎

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:kuma6:🍆 :astonish:
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zOMFG PENIS BEAR
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i liek'd teh AI bear more :kuma6:

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HELLO

I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU

I NEVER RECEIVE VALENTINES CARDS CAN YOU PLEASE WRITE ONE FOR ME THANK YOU VERY MUCH HEYURI
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your face looks like
Someone stepped on it with a shoe

:biggrin:
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Dear Nanoha38,
I love you like my meemaw loved strangling puppies :nyaoo:
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Pretty Tulip, you glided graciously
unto Heyuri, casting forth holy light
upon this wretched hive of villainy.
Being your Valentine would lighten my life;
Will you let me pick you, Pretty Tulip?
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NANOHA
YOUR FARTS STINK
NOW LETS KISS ON THE ROLLER RINK
NANOHA
YOU FAT OLD SOW
WE'VE DONE THE IN AND OUT, NOW MAKE ME SUM CHOW

2D Cute@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

2D Ero@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
SEEEEEEEEEEEECKS

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECKS

I HAVE BECOME SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECCCKKS
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
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DRINK
SOME
YAKULT!
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i had 6 already (゚ー゚)
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Is that cum? :unsure:
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>>173106
no, it's yakult you degenerate!!!:angry:
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Yacum

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Rabi~en~Rose or Rei?

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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big usada bug usada

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帰宅編です。スクリーンが何度も点灯し、あなたの姿を見つめて、列車はゆっくりと広州南駅に停車します。帰りの切符を手にして、あなたの料理の味を想像して、ホームを離れて幸せな故郷に向かいます。よく知っている通りを通って、私が育った場所に戻ってきたら、あなたの両鬢が白い霜に染まっていました。時間が1秒でも盗んだかのように、私は家の信号をなくして、その時から帰り道が少なくなって優しく考えていました。この駅は、珠江が月の光を抱擁するように、私の愛のそばに戻った。もし思いが声をかけて再会するならば、広州南駅の次の駅、若い遠方に向かって、珠江が蒼茫を通り抜けるように、もし誓いの言葉に傷があれば、約束はついに止まる、広州南駅は篇に向かって駆けつける。列車は駅に入ってきたが、不安を一言も言いたくなかった。風だけが物語を目の前に吹き込み、両手にタイトなコートを巻いて、あなたがくれた温かみを思い出して、列車に従って夢に向かって始めた。早春の南に向かって、丁寧さを荷物に詰め込み、私の心は依然として故郷に残っている。切符は掌の中で方向を変えて、山海を渡ってあなたがいて、愛は彼方に同じ見張りを持っています。この駅は、私の愛のそばに戻って、珠江が雲の波を映すように。もし再会の声がしたら、広州南駅の次の駅は、珠江が日夜流れているように、若い遠方に向かって走っていくだろう。誓いに傷があれば約束は止まる、広州南駅

Girl Talk@Heyuri
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Day 2 of my fast.
I woke up this morning with such a bizarre headache. :sweat3:
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I completed teh 5th day, and celebrated with soup! :waha:

Would i do it again? I don't know.
I felt less anxious while fasting.
It wasnt as bad as i thought it'd be. its probably not for everybody. :dizzy:
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>>1424
How much weight have you lost exactly? :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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have you gained your weight back yet? :nyaoo:
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fasting is okay every once in a while. something to keep in mind is that hydration is more than just drinking more water. in fact, the goal is to be so hydrated that you don't need to drink as often. hydration is mainly achieved through electrolytes, and it's more important when you're fasting and in ketosis.

when someone only drinks water and nothing else, eventually through a great deal of time or exertion, they will get rhabdomyolysis and let's just say your kidneys will not enjoy it.

i would always get headaches and fatigue fasting, but after supplementing with some seasalt it would go away. i suppose it's obvious but just my experience from personal pains to anybody else that ever tries...
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>>1424
did you achieve your goal do you feel any different or was it a big waste of time?

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Bananananananananananananaanananananananananana
nananananananananananananaanananananananananana
nananananananananananananaanananananananananana
:banana:
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LOL IT LOOKS LIKE A PENIS :biggrin:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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1842 was 4 weeks ago, let that sync in :smile:
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no fukken way
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1990 was 10 years ago 10 years ago 15 years ago :banana:
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2020 was 50 years ago :biggrin:

Flash@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Lounge@Heyuri
0nloy post when you're fuckin' shit wasted, lads and anonettes. iyahoo
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I smoked marijuana if that counts. (゚ー`)
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>>15379
saem wwww ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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this edible aint sheezy my neezy
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I'm absolutely rat-arsed
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drink is good for you :ranta:

Flash@Heyuri
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:nida: 🍻 :waha:
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/!\BREAKING NEWS/!\
Savages have been sighted on Chat@Heyuri making weird noises and gesticulating incoherently. Specialists are currently debating whether or not those noises are a proper language.
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ᓱᓕ ᐱᐅᔪᒻᒪᕆᐅᕗᖅ ᔮᐸᓃᓯᑎᑐᑦ ᐅᖃᓪᓚᒍᓐᓇᕋᕕᑦ (・∀・)!!
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Y'all aint learn Ethiopian 'fo you start postin' on here? The fuck you playin' at? Σ(゚д゚|||)
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ᕼᐊᕼᐊ. ᑖᒃᑯᐊ ᓯᓚᐃᑦᑑᔪᑦ ᖃᐅᔨᒐᔭᙱᒻᒪᕆᒃᑐᑦ ᑕᐃᒍᖅᑕᐅᒐᓗᐊᖅᐸᑕ ᐃᒡᓚᕐᓇᖅᑐᓂᒃ ᑐᓄᖏᓐᓂ. (´∇`)σ
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There's valuable mineral and oil resources under their feet. :nyaoo2: 💰 Let's poison their peaceful hunter-gatherer culture with capitalist greed so they all start prostituting themselves and huffing gas, then when they're too weak to resist, that $$$ is ours! :biggrin:
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Damn, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my Heyuri

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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wabbit 🐰 haha :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:🐰:saitama: wabbt 🐰:happy::happy::nyaoo-closedeyes::kuz:🐰hoppity hop:kuz::kuz::rolleyes::smile:
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huhuhuhu wabbit! waaaabit~! :biggrin: bunny wabbit so cute so stupid but sooo cute! ehehehehe~! :smile:
waabbit wabbit! waaaabit go munch munch~! silly wabbit~! ahahaha~! :x3:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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ok so uh
stupid question incoming

whats the closest thing to the feeling of getting a titfuck

sorry if this is retarded im just curious
dont kill me
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ur a young man, you could probably just kindly ask some really fat/uggo girl or a granny with saggy tits for one paizuri and they'd oblige :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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Just buy a silicone masturbation toy.
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>>172900
Weird, I would say the opposite :unsure: Maybe it's beacause i'm an ass guy
Similarly, I think butts look better than they feel
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>>172977
butts look and feel incredible, there is nothong better
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Boobs are about the same temperature as your PENIS so it doesn't really feel that good. It's much more fun to rub it on a girl's face, tummy, or even legs since there's better angles to thrust from and there's much more warmth coming from her breath/stomach/pussy, etc.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
ᕼᐋᓇ ᐃᓕᓐᓂᐊᖅᑎᑦᑎᐊᕙᐅᓛᖑᕗᖅ
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トカ㌧㌧
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h̸̢̢̲͔͉̮̹̼̜̻͛̇̅̃͊̍͛̎̊̉̒̎̚͜ä̶̻̬́͆͂̀͆̂͛̉̒͌ͅÿ̶̛͕͙̘͍̆̀͗̓̿̅͂͛̓̂̍́͘͝͝ ̷̫̯͔̮̩̜̔̆̎̿͑̽̊̑̉ǵ̸̢͈̺̠̩͎͙͕̑̀́ȕ̷̢̮̹̯͓̜̥͚̣̜͎̺͇̬̐̃ͅŷ̶̡̧̪͚̘͉̬̗͕̠̹̪̜̌s̶̢̠͖̲̠̤̣̮͚̈͗̔͐̋͜ͅ ̷̰̪̥̲͔̼̘̭̘̼͚̪̮̈̈͒̏̂̕͝ͅw̶̨͓͇͙̙̹̪̼̱̘̾̉̀̓͐̊͌̃̇̃̈́͑͛͛̓̏͘u̷̧̧̢͙̪̪̯̼͓̖̙̩̿͗̈͝t̸̛̘̘̙̘͙͎̖̼͐̈̈̀̊̀͆͌̀̕̚̕͜͜͝š̴̭͈̭̃̈́ ̵̜̮̖̪͎̣͔̗̬̒͝g̶̨͍̻̬͇̾̽̂̑̀̐̏͛͊̓̅̑̒͘ơ̵̡̨̢̘̠̼̹͚̽̂̾̀̃͒̄͐̏̊͌̕͘͝i̵̢̡̩͚̼̘̗̯̰̝̝͓͙̍̍͜͜n̷͇͓̭͔̐̌̌̒͒̑̃͒̀̆̒͘͜͝ͅ ̶̛̝͓̺̓̑͊̂̄̃̓͆̽͘̕͝͠ͅó̶̧̹̫̝̠̄̾̕͘ń̵̖̣͖̂̀̈́͊̍̏͠ ̸̢̛̹̗̝͍͇̀͒͑͆͒̈́̃̀̃̒͗̚͘̚į̶̧͈͓̤̘̗̳̹̲̻̼͎̑̐͜n̶̢̨̥̥͍̫̬̹̬͓̜̓͑͂̄͋́̔͌̐̈́͋̊͆ ̸̝͍̰̖͓̗̞̫̃̒͒͂́t̶̢̨̤̜̠̱̺̦̦͔͕̫̱͇̀ͅh̴̨̪͚͙̹̺̫̣̞̗̀͝i̵̢̧̪̘̩̼͈̳̮͔̣͎̺̣̱͌̊̉̎̃̎̈́̑̓̄́͆̔͝͠͝ͅş̵̢̛̳͉̪̳̰̣̯̰̲̩͈̬̙̅̊̇͌̌̉̀͝ ̷̛̠͂̒͐̅̎͗̍̎̚͝t̸̗̺̝̎̈́͌̓̆͑̈́̏̔̒̍̃̀͝h̵̛̛͖̻̮̦͇̺͎̯̩͖̭̄̍́̇͌̾̎̇͜ř̴̢̧̪̼̫̥̦̩͇̮̱͍̫͖̔̊̉͐͆̒̚͜͜͝e̶̳͍͖͐̄͒̃̔́̇̊̚ą̵̜̖̦͈̠̗̩͖̣̑̈́̍̚d̷̛̲͉̣͋͋̈́͛̒̒̍̽́͆̚̕͜͝ͅ?̸̧̛͔̥̫͍̞̯̪̟͛̅̈́̒̈́͗̈͑ͅ
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ᑭᒃᑯᓕᒫᑦ ᑕᑯᓂᐊᖅᐳᑦ ᕚᕋᒥᒃ
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unga bunga :nosebleed:

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