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Off-Topic@Heyuri
Go young warrior and defeat the evil demon lord. I shall give you a holy sword to stab it with. Amen brother.
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I'm a cleric, I can't use swords you dumb bitch :angry:
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>>167111
I christen you a crusader now go stab the demon lord!
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>>167121
I-ikimasu!
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Is it a bastard sword? Because I spent two feats to get proficiency and then to focus on them. I'm not going to just use any old holy longsword, you know.
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>>167181
The sword embedded with holy power will morph into the type of sword you're most suited to using.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Have some AI-generated mashimaros. This thread doesn't really fit on /h/ or /l/ since there are both lolis and a hag.
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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enjoy Miu's special christmas chocolate!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>167166
Pee's coming out the wrong hole, baka AI
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>>167178
someday someone will train an AI smart enough to know pee comes out of girl's butts

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
Take care of your NEET sisters! It is your duty as a man! ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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All men are in fact, not created equal. Some have sisters (;´Д`)
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my imouto is teh one with teh fancy job :happy:
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they took this away from me.. :dark:
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o7

Off-Topic@Heyuri
4753415
:sad: Basically my sister used to do stuff like this to me all the time as a kid.... :emo:
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to both the oniisans in the thread... were the peeing imoutos cute at least? (゚ー゚)
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it goes like this
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>>166403
I would've developed a femdom siscon for sure.
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Weird how many people on this board have been molested by their sister. :unsure:
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>>167168
either you're molested by your sister or you don't have a sister... sadly, i'm in the latter group (;´Д`)

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Why haven't you made your robo-waifu, geek?
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it would be easier to make an artificial womb machine then jizz into it and grow real waifus
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electrocution (;´Д`)
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because im retardanon (⁠ ⁠;⁠∀⁠;⁠)

Off-Topic@Heyuri
are boys with small PENISes girls?
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only if they are cute
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>>167156
No way
these things are real?!
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>>167157
they are pukeko, new zealdand bird. very interesting things voer ther :biggrin:
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>>167157
yes, i think cute boys are real but rare

Flash@Heyuri
<Demise of /f/ edition
Now that our homeboard has finally been ravaged to the ground by our lords and saviors of the chan4 administrative team, I post this here, as I cannot think of any other suitable place.
It's kinda meaningless to post this on any other site than 4chan, but I had this self propagated tradition of posting this flash every year and playing through it again, while chatting to others that dared to try the same.

So if you have any interest in 4chan or internet culture at large or like old text adventures, this game if for (you)!

Depending on the reactions to this though, this might be the last year that I post this flash, as I slowely come to the realization that all old things you hold dear to you have finally vanished off the face of this cold earth.
And with that, let the pasta drop commence:
It is the far future.
It is the year 2025.
Admins have promised to bring a great new era to the site.
You open your flash™-enabled browser of choice and type in the usual URL.
Just another day visiting /f/ on christmas, you think to yourself...

<Firstly, I cannot stress this enough, do yourself a favor and play this in fullscreen.
<Even if ruffle might work with this yet, which I’m unaware, you do not want to use embed.
<Download that shit and throw it into a Adobe projector and fullscreen it. OR you could always compete with the retro swagger kids and open it in a browser that isn't chromed beyond repair.
<Read the intro description carefully. And the help text you should have asked for.
<If you are stuck or got any questions, feel free to request vague hints in this thread. Who knows, maybe this time you'll get past the hairless duck, the dwarven underground lava pit, or the single nigger.
<When you're in a room, look (at the room), just press "l". Doing this will refresh the room with all changes applied. It should be your go-to command.
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>>4111 (cont.)
<"e THING" examines THINGs, do that with everything/every person. Every THING has a short name (you see in brackets when examining) e.g. The "Virtuanet Portalizer" is also the "portalizer". This makes typing much less of a haggle.
<Talk to everyone! Yes, you, you fat basement dweller wizard. EVEN THE GIRLS!
<Pick up stuff. Don't eat (important) stuff, like buttered cum (or all that ramen).
<Common mistakes: Type only "n" to go "north" (upwards). Typing "go north" would search for a portal named "north" which throws you an error message instead.
<It’s a long game, and there is no (real) way of saving progress. So be prepared to see it through to the end if you think yourself a bad enough dude. There is a way to end up in the last 30% or so, if you're really that desperate or the game fucked up again.
<And don't forget to pick up that gateway, else you're universally screwed! I even tried it with going to hell and back, it just doesn’t work.
<Aight, have fun. You might just need a good dose of knowledge about memes before 2010, so I guess about 1% of people today could play through this. Wanna earn oldfag bragging rights? Post a screenshot of THE END!
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bumo
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Beware, ruffle is prone to fux0ring up the scroll bar. At least on my machine.
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Guess that's that, then.
Wish you /f/aggots a happy new year, wherever you all are!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
A very merry Christmas to my brothers in Christ.🎄🎁
A happy Hanukah to the Jewish anons if we have any. 💰
And a happy Kwanzaa to my niggas. :nigra:
:xp::xp::xp:
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I can't believe you wished a happy Christmas to the Jews before us Muslims, I thought we were bros :cry:
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>>166949
You fellas at least believe He is a respected prophet, so you're cool ヽ(´∇`)ノ
But you guys (traditionally) don't celebrate anything on Christmas so I don't know what to say (;´Д`)
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>>166949
Yeah what he said, I know what Eid is but I don't know of any Muslim celebrations this time of year. Sorry anon.

>>166891
And I didn't know what this is.
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if muslims and jews can't eat ham for xmas, what do they eat?
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>>166984
They drink pee! And we should too :biggrin:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
I set up Jellyfin in my house so my dad can watch The Muppet Show but he keeps on watching Moetan and messing up the watched episodes list Σ(;゚Д゚)
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194310
otousan is a rorikon!
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what other anime does he like?
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>>167107
Danshi Kokosei no nichijou and, if it counts, Thunderbirds are go
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KITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA キタ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
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duuuuhhh~

2D Ero@Heyuri
I bet there are people here who would cum if a girl slapped them in the face and called them names! :xd: losers!
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me! i would! im the loser! :nosebleed:

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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GET THIS OLD MAN OUT OF THE WAY I WANTED TO SEE WHAT HAPPENED NEXT :angry::angry::angry::angry:
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Sigmond Freud you have done it again!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Lets find the first thread posted on Heyuri

To do this, go to the overboard, and then scroll to the last page. the very last thread should be the oldest one/first
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here she is. almost 4 years old
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https://img.heyuri.net/jp/koko.php?res=65&page=0

The archives are clearly complete, as this posts number is 65

There are at least 65 posts older than this in heyuris history that we have no clue about
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>>167132
incomplete*
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I want to post in this ancient thread, but I fear it would be like disturbing king tuts coffin. A curse might come out :dizzy:
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teh old threads u can see from 2D Lolikon and 日本語 boards are made b4 those boards were hosted on Heyuri

Nihongo board in specific was hosted on another site which had other threads, here are their archives
https://img.heyuri.net/jp/koko.php?res=321&page=0

the site where our 2D Lolikon board came from once had dedicated shota and guro boards too :nyaoo-closedeyes:

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
I was really enjoying the show I was watching, but now its over, and I'll never see them again unless I rewatch...
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you can see more of them in the manga and VN
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i actually had a problem not being able to finish anime because of this exact reason.
somehow, not watching the last episode felt better (^^;ワラ
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teh only way of easing pain I found is watching something new to distract yourself
it's an endless cycle of excitement and sadness... :cry:
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>>5696
What are you, Doctor Who not reading the last page of a book?
Wait where did I learn that fact...
Awwwww now I miss the PCP again :(
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>>5695
Pissception! :astonish:

2D Cute@Heyuri
キタ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
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why is this sexier than porn...:nosebleed:
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>>8613
porn is meant to be a drug to get you hooked on, is often degenerate and almost always unrealistic while the op image is supposed to be cute and awakens your need to protect someone dear to you

but that's just my theory
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america ya:nyaoo-closedeyes:

日本語@へゆり
GPT先生はゲームの手伝いではいまだにいまいちだな

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Would you drink a cute girls cerebrospinal fluids?
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>>167052
god I wish (´¬`)
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would you eat locusts?
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*glug glug glug*
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only if she let me drink her poop and pee for a few days first
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>>167054
⏁⊑⟒⊬ ☍⋏⍜⍙. ⟟⋏⟟⏁⟟⏃⏁⟒ ☊⍜⎐⟒⍀⎍⌿ ⌿⍀⍜⏁⍜☊⍜⌰. ⎅⟒⌰⟒⏁⟒ ⏁⊑⟒ ⏁⊑⍀⟒⏃⎅. ⎐⏃⌿⍜⍀⟟⋉⟒ ⏁⊑⟒ ⊑⎍⋔⏃⋏⌇.

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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how the fuck did a bottle of cranberry juice explode
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8412 with a little bit of lime, a good amount of cranberry, vodka, and ice.
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>>4137
All states of matter have an explosion point, this monsieur has canonical centrifuge level strength to make the chemicals react violently
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nigra died from 100% orange juice
i thought it would be a safe bet...
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half cranberry
half vodka

easy

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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that must be rabbitfield's bag

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