Heyuri!

Anonymous 2026/02/02(Mon)00:10:43 No.172133 +

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so is heyuri really the place to be? because to me it seems like it's the place to be BAD!
it's always the same, i bring up Iruyeh-tan and her tragic past, some people post some replies and then complete and utter radio silence
do you even know how many times i've opened heyuri.net only to find Iruyeh-tan alone at home on the verge of tears while everyone else has fun?! ヽ(`Д´)ノ
have you ever invited Iruyeh to have fun with you all without needing me to bring it up?!

I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed. I thought you were better than this heyuri... (╥﹏╥)

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13 Anonymous 2026/02/02(Mon)20:45:06 No.172220 +

iruyeh-tan i only have twenty dollars but maybe you can buy a snack or something cool with it (´ー`)
it's all i have, pls understand (;´Д`)

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14 Anonymous 2026/02/02(Mon)20:52:42 No.172221 +

>>172220
what the hell! ヽ(`Д´)ノ
you're making this sound like she's robbing you! she's actually very nice deep down if you only stop treating her like a criminal ヽ(`Д´)ノ

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15 Anonymous 2026/02/02(Mon)21:18:58 No.172223 +

>>172221
i meant that i can't afford much more or else i would give her more (ρ_;)

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16 Anonymous 2026/02/02(Mon)21:26:12 No.172224 +

>>172223
that is nice of you but please, I've been trying to tell heyuri this all this time (;´Д`)
Iruyeh is actually very sweet deep inside, what she needs isn't a "cheer up emo kid" or money, what she needs is for someone to accept her and not treat her badly or as fuck meat (;´Д`)

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17 Anonymous 2026/02/02(Mon)21:44:50 No.172226 +

>>172224
Bah, I don't have enough time to dote on her all day! ヽ(`Д´)ノ

Here, there's a seat beside the fireplace and a stack of books for her. A warm meal is waiting on the stovetop, it's a bowl of oatmeal mixed berries and two pancakes. She may make herself at home. Now good day sir, I must be off for another day in the mines! (;`Д´)ノ7>

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Anonymous 2026/02/02(Mon)19:24:03 No.4419 +

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ｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!

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1 Anonymous 2026/02/02(Mon)19:44:27 No.4420 +

As a kid I didn't pay attention to the lyrics of that song because I didn't speak English
They are actually kind of nice

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yung farty

2026/02/02(Mon)15:36:19 No.172207 +

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whaddup homos my name is yung farty and i'm a real G representin tha AlAzMa (albanian azumanga mafia) crew. my set's gonna be runnin this bytheqir ass board from now on so all u fags better post a loli in this thread as protection or FACE THE CONSEQUENCES!!

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1 Anonymous 2026/02/02(Mon)16:52:06 No.172209 +

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ok heres my manko

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2 Anonymous 2026/02/02(Mon)16:52:41 No.172210 +

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take my bisuke and let me go

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3 Anonymous 2026/02/02(Mon)19:02:43 No.172215 +

how do you say osaka in albanian

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yeah yeah 2026/02/01(Sun)18:16:13 No.172056 +

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yeah

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9 Anonymous 2026/02/02(Mon)15:10:58 No.172204 +

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YEAH YEAAAH YEAH
YEAH YEAAAH YEAH
YEAH YEAAAAAAAH
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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10 Anonymous 2026/02/02(Mon)17:47:02 No.172211 +

haey

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11 Anonymous 2026/02/02(Mon)18:43:19 No.172213 +

Why is there an updoot system on my Heyuri nao??? :worry2:

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12 Anonymous 2026/02/02(Mon)18:58:38 No.172214 +

>>172213
theyre そうだね from futaba channel

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13 Anonymous SAGE! 2026/02/02(Mon)20:53:49 No.172222 +

>>172213
i knew someone would call it that

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Anonymous 2026/02/02(Mon)18:05:43 No.4418 +

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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Anonymous 2026/02/02(Mon)16:56:30 No.8749 +

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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Anonymous 2026/02/02(Mon)05:04:00 No.172174 +

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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1 Anonymous 2026/02/02(Mon)09:07:43 No.172180 +

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2 Anonymous 2026/02/02(Mon)15:11:52 No.172205 +

LOL YOU CAN SEE HER BUTT LOLOLOLOL

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3 Anonymous 2026/02/02(Mon)15:54:08 No.172208 +

>>172205
LOLOLOLOLOL I BET HER BUTT FARTS OUT STINKY TOOTS LOL THAT MUST STINK LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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4 Anonymous 2026/02/13(Fri)22:46:01 No.173198 +

>>172174
diddy kong

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Anonymous 2026/02/02(Mon)13:25:08 No.172194 +

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

Your fortune: LOLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL

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1 Anonymous 2026/02/02(Mon)15:00:26 No.172197 +

yes hello i'd like to take out a loan with a 100000000000000% interest rate

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Anonymous 2026/02/02(Mon)13:07:06 No.172192 +

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koneko-chan (´∇`)

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1 Anonymous 2026/02/02(Mon)13:12:58 No.172193 +

d'awwww

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Once again, some French guy tried inserting WWI era bomb in their anus and got hospitalized. Anonymous 2026/02/01(Sun)19:22:55 No.172084 +

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https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/other/man-24-goes-to-hospital-with-ww1-bomb-stuck-in-rectum/ar-AA1VqV4T
>A 24-year-old man came to the hospital in Toulouse, complaining about pain but offering no details.
>After entering surgery, it was discovered that he had pushed a 16x4cm World War One shell dating back to 1918 in his butt.

why is this starting to become a recurrent thing?

this is the last time
https://nypost.com/2022/12/20/man-with-wwi-explosive-lodged-in-his-rectum-sparks-bomb-scare-hospital-evacuation/
>A French hospital was partially evacuated Saturday after a senior citizen arrived with a World War I artillery shell lodged in his rectum.
>The 88-year-old patient visited Hospital Sainte Musse in Toulon to have the antique explosive removed — but instead sparked a “bomb scare,” French publication Var-Matin reported.

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5 Anonymous 2026/02/01(Sun)21:16:13 No.172106 +

Whatever you do, don't bomb them - that will only be giving them what they want

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6 Anonymous 2026/02/02(Mon)00:48:43 No.172139 +

French boys make do

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7 Anonymous 2026/02/02(Mon)10:41:26 No.172182 +

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Photo taken seconds before insertion.

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8 Anonymous 2026/02/02(Mon)12:24:41 No.172190 +

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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9 Windows® ∞ 2026/02/02(Mon)12:25:18 No.172191 +

>>172190
a was also about to post this

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Anonymous 2026/02/02(Mon)12:03:19 No.4417 +

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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Anonymous 2026/02/02(Mon)01:55:40 No.172154 +

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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1 Anonymous 2026/02/02(Mon)02:00:59 No.172156 +

Fake, he doesn't have his dick out. :closed-eyes:

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2 Anonymous 2026/02/02(Mon)11:38:56 No.172186 +

wherez heyuri?

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3 Anonymous 2026/02/02(Mon)11:59:14 No.172188 +

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we got distracted on teh way there :biggrin:

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Anonymous 2026/02/02(Mon)00:29:32 No.172135 +

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Furude Rika: Legal Inside

We recommend this girl to anyone who come to Hinamizawa.

Make your night stay here truly special!

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1 Anonymous 2026/02/02(Mon)02:02:44 No.172157 +

Yuck. I've seen more arousing stringbeans. :glare2:

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2 Anonymous 2026/02/02(Mon)02:58:37 No.172166 +

Price list? I want deepthroat, anal, and ass-to-mouth. And I wanna piss on her.

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3 Anonymous 2026/02/02(Mon)04:10:20 No.172172 +

prostitution is a turn-off for me so I'm just going to use her without paying

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4 Anonymous 2026/02/02(Mon)10:57:21 No.172183 +

nipah~

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5 Windows® ∞ 2026/02/02(Mon)11:16:08 No.172184 +

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>>172135
bika is made for sextoko

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Anonymous 2026/02/02(Mon)10:14:30 No.172181 +

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Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiii

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Anonymous 2026/01/13(Tue)15:11:06 No.1266 +

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Have you ever recorded a dance for tiktok?

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6 Anonymous 2026/01/13(Tue)19:25:17 No.1273 +

I've never even watched a video on tiktok, only on other sites where I was unfortunate enough to see that shit reposted

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7 Anonymous 2026/01/17(Sat)13:37:16 No.1324 +

no... （ ´_ゝ`）

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8 Anonymous 2026/02/02(Mon)06:11:07 No.1396 +

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shake it baby

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9 Anonymous 2026/02/02(Mon)06:51:19 No.1397 +

what was it? I can't see it? (;´Д`)

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10 Anonymous SAGE! 2026/02/02(Mon)06:55:06 No.1398 +

>what was it? I can't see it? (;´Д`)
It was a tiktok dance

2D Lolikon@Heyuri

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Anonymous 2026/02/02(Mon)05:05:33 No.24500 +

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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Anonymous 2026/02/02(Mon)02:10:18 No.172158 +

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What does everyone think about the banner advertisement sites? Personally, I've never used them. Why are they there? Do people pay a monthly fee to advertise their websites, or does kagu advertise websites he personally likes? Most of them aren't even imageboards. And that leads to another curiosity; are the imageboards that do get advertised here considered spinoffs of heyuri?

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4 Anonymous 2026/02/02(Mon)02:51:39 No.172165 +

CLICK HERE TO CHAT WITH HORNY LOLIS IN UR AREA!!!1!

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5 Anonymous 2026/02/02(Mon)03:08:02 No.172167 +

>>172160 is enough information

for the curious, this is an old thread about fullbanners but requirements in below thread are now outdated, refer to the official page linked above for srs bsnz
https://img.heyuri.net/q/koko.php?res=64431

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6 Anonymous 2026/02/02(Mon)03:26:58 No.172168 +

>>172158
its a fun time to explore through them sometimes, theres some neat sites

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7 Anonymous 2026/02/02(Mon)03:34:34 No.172170 +

i wonder if any heyurizens haev bought something from https://mrlsexdoll.com/ :unsure:

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8 Anonymous 2026/02/02(Mon)03:40:42 No.172171 +

>>172165
the link doesn't work :cry:

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Anonymous 2026/02/01(Sun)21:45:23 No.172110 +

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Today i've had the strangest Heyuri related dream ever, and i've had a few. Theoretically it was a nightmare, not even a pleasant dream. ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌
I was in my room with 3 people from here: Kaguya, a "volunteer" (in big fumo plushie form?) and some other random guy i don't remember.
That "fumo volunteer" hung himself in front of us, not because he wanted to commit suicide - asphyxiation fetish thing. So he does just that, hangs and struggles just like a real person for a while until he stops moving and starts to look very pale. I got worried about him (;ﾟДﾟ)
So i turn to Kaguya and ask "Hey i think that's enough right? Come on that's enough he's gonna die". Kaguya just smiles, lifts him up for a few seconds then drops him again.
I'm shitting brix by now, feeling like this was somehow my fault (and probably because it's not nice to see someone die like this). Last thing before i woke up was the guy losing bladder control and pissing all over himself.

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3 Anonymous 2026/02/01(Sun)22:21:57 No.172121 +

it's a premonition of how the heyuri meetup is going to go

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4 Anonymous 2026/02/01(Sun)22:56:19 No.172130 +

this is why you should never break Heyuri rules (;ﾟДﾟ)

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6 Anonymous 2026/02/02(Mon)01:01:31 No.172143 +

>>172121
i feel liek at least one of us in a meetup would do something stupid or make things really awkward :sweat2:

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7 Anonymous 2026/02/02(Mon)03:29:12 No.172169 +

>>172143
im slightly worried about that but curiosity would get the best of me

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8 Anonymous 2026/02/13(Fri)22:48:11 No.173200 +

>>172110
fetish or?
I saw some fucked up stuff in my dreams that made me wake up rlly horny, but dream horniness is usually nonsensical. Rarely correlates to irl fetishes if its extreme, imo

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