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H-Hi, do any of you girls here have any cosplay pic of yourselves? Just asking for science or something and I'm totally not erect
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we'll need something of yours first *snip snip*
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I wear a costume most of the time.
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(=ﾟωﾟ)ﾉ this is my face
Lounge@Heyuri
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I am deeply embarrassed and ashamed of my father. He never really spoke to me growing up, except when he yelled at me and chased me around the house threatening to "thomp" me. He suggested I kill myself when I was a teen. My mother has always been extremely maternal, and never enforced any discipline on me at all. Both my mother and father are quite stupid people to be frank.
I have essentially grown up without a father figure, and an overbearing and weak mother. Neither have given me any real guidance in life.
I am currently in my mid 20s and I still live with them, we live in a very rural location so it's hard to find work.
Sometimes I think my life is literally what hell would be if it were tailored just for me, the Internet is both a respite and a heroin which distracts me from trying to move out.

I just needed to get this out. I am suffering deeply
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im gonna thomp you
Flash@Heyuri
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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5000GET
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Site Discussion@Heyuri
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I've created this banner for heyuri.net (´人｀)
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Nice, but it needs to be 300x100
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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variant
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variant 2
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>>70557
i like this one the most but i'm partial to the text in >>70558
Off-Topic@Heyuri
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hello this is the Heyuri line, what is your emergency?
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H-help! This woman is forcing her mouth on my peepee! (;´Д`)
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stop posting here
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>>185095
sssh dont tell the secret service
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Keep posting here.
Flash@Heyuri
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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:nigra::nigra::nigra:
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What is the original song name???
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Chechen & Carli - Epa :dance:
Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Is it just me or are americans always the most insufferable and rude people? Especially the women, who are always extremely vain and self centered, the males are just plain stupid.

If you ask me american tourism and immigration is more dangerous to nations such as japan than middle eastern or african.
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I’m amercian… I’m friendly… be my friend!
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amercian….
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americans make my crotch feel all tingly...
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>>185111
Amercia?
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It's in spain
Girl Talk@Heyuri
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Anime boys are attractive, and theres lots of male vtubers with sexy ASMR voices
But why do male vtubers flop so hard? All the ones ive seen get 1/4 the viewership. Seems like they struggle hard despite there being a lot of fujoshi looking for para-social relationships with handsom anime guys.

Whats not to like about bishounen live streamers?

For me, i am just not very much a vtuber watcher.
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women don't use the internet
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youre on /j/
Off-Topic@Heyuri
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In Japan, even post covid alot of people still wear face masks. It makes me jealous, as I would love to wear one here to hide my face, but it would just make me stand out more since other people don't do it. :mask:
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When I went to japan a couple years ago, hardly anybody was wearing face masks. It was actually similar numbers to in europe
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>>185100
covid was the reason i failed uni
if it wasn't for covid i would be working for 1 million dollars per year and banging hotties but instead i'm posting on heyuri ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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Covid was nice, we didn't have lockdowns where I live but there was a lot less people outside. I could go on nice, peaceful walks at all hours of the day and barely see anyone ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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Lucky!
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>>185102
>but instead i'm posting on heyuri
covid really was great :iyahoo:
Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Imagine this: You wake up one day and you are experiencing life from someone else's body. But they are still in control and not you. You are forced to sit there and watch and feel everything thing they do without having any choice in the matter.
How would you feel?
Would you go insane? If so, after how long?
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sounds kind of like hypnosis and it sounds like it would be fun
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That's what you're doing right now, you just got used to it ( ´ω`)
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what would me going insane change? I have no freedom, I cannot move, I cannot stop looking the life of my host, I cannot influence my host, I am less than a parasite

however it would be cool to become my host's inner voice or something and convince them to do deranged things like visiting heyuri.net ψ( ` ∇ ´ )ψ
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i want to do tummy bulge sex and squish the bump on my tummy with my fingers. its not possible so much VAGINAlly, but anally it is, however thats too frightening. its just a fantasy iguess. (´･ω･`)
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I want to assist 185089-san in fulfilling their dream ヽ(´∇`)ノ
Flash@Heyuri
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
Lounge@Heyuri
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Reddit: Honestly better and more interesting than 4chan these days
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Same (ﾟ血ﾟ#)(ﾟ血ﾟ#)
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One thing I admit benefits reddit is the subreddit system. Anyone can create a community for a niche interest, and it doesn't have to fight for exposure like threads on 4chan boards do. If you don't like how a sub is run, you can make your blackjack & hookers version and hopefully likeminded users will come along.

The admins and powermods (guys who mod lots of influential subs and wield their sliver of power like petty tyrants) are bastards though.
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That's endemic to the internet really
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It depends, some places I lurk are fine, but the subreddit for my region has people bringing up politics even when there's no relevance
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>>I think people who like NTR should be treated for their mental illness.
Yeah why would you want to feel bad while jerking off? At least for masochism I can understand it as the sex version of eating really spicy food (which is also dumb if you ask me)
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>One thing I admit benefits reddit is the subreddit system. Anyone can create a community for a niche interest, and it doesn't have to fight for exposure like threads on 4chan boards do. If you don't like how a sub is run, you can make your blackjack & hookers version and hopefully likeminded users will come along.
8chan did this, and while it was good for having boards dedicated to niche topics and homes for wandering communities, the many attempted transitions from an older board to a new alternative rarely worked out

Even if a sizable number of users thought the board owner sucked, the majority of users would continue to coalesce on the existing, more popular/active board - especially if it was one of the "traditional" boards inherited from 4chan (/v/, /a/, /b/, etc.)

The burden of having to create all-new board assets and threads was a pain in the ass too, and users never wanted to lose their existing board culture
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Both sites are kuso that I very rarely use but at least people on 4chan feel honest, Reddit is only good for finding porn or piracy, if you intend to have a discussion outside of those topics you will have to endure their unbearable passive-aggressive smugness, discussing anything is irrelevant it's just an excuse to show others that they're dumb and you're super-smart.

I can agree on liking the forum format better than imageboards because it's easier to find interesting content and you can trust usernames with a good reputation, but if the only relevant "forums" left are Plebbit and Shitscord I'd rather use IBs instead.
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I just started playing stellar blade, it's suprisingly good
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:waha:
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What mods are you using?
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yea its a good game :nosebleed:
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I tried the mod which removes the underwear from short skirt outfits, but honestly I prefer underwear to nudity so I removed it.
The only mod I have still is one that makes this npc topless
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Pepperoni nipples .. :sweat:
Flash@Heyuri
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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this is my leg
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dear god...
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ZOMG LEG, this thread is gold, people will be talking about it for teh rest of their life!!
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cool. my legs are very itchy tonight for some reason.
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there is more....
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no... (;´Д`)
Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Just got done draining my balls to some quality loli. Fuck life is good.
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Good work, soldier.
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I'm having a loli drought rn and I'm too lazy to search myself.
Off-Topic@Heyuri
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We need more traps!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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This infographic was made in 2012, envisioning what (and when) technological milestones would occur. How well do you think they did?

Feel free to save this image to your $1000 human brain-level computer's petabyte disk.

Source: https://web.archive.org/web/20120814075734/https://www.envisioningtech.com/envisioning2012/
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They won't steal the sweet relief of death from me ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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>>184968
utility fog always seemed the closest to literal magic that mankind could reasonably attempt to make

unfortunately, we would also probably get fucked and create the abominable gray goo that converts all material it finds into more of itself (;´Д`)
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also just how optimistic was the poster maker anyway
if we wanted a space elevator by 2040, you'd need to build it NOW out of materials that don't exist yet (or do something dumb like a space fountain, which uses kinetic energy to hold itself up instead of hypothetical magic hyper-materials, but will collapse if the power is cut lol; we could build that today)
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Utility fog could create legal lolis! Before the grey goo consumes us all, I would supply my own grey goo from muh dick.
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lol i forgot that carbon nanotubes were supposed to be some magic thing back in the early 2010s
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What are your thoughts on the Akihiko Kondo situation?
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wheres ur baka asspass!?
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what the fuck is 39chan? :huh:
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>Fuck you. It's disgusting to trivialize this.
true, we shouldn't trivialize this. poor guy didn't do anything wrong! i stand with kondo!!!
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he's just a lolcow, but not even a particularly weird one by that standard
almost all western posting about him at this point just seems like someone wants to stir up drama so they can make a youtube video and fuck that gay shit
Off-Topic@Heyuri
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i wish i could suck some meaty milk out of a mans tit :love: :love: :love:
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hey buddy, i think you got the wrong board
the fujo club is four boards down
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/j/ is thatta way
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