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I tried to apply for a job as a teacher at an all girls academy and got rejected. The only position they would hire me for is custodian. I may be desperate, but I'm not going to go clean toilets for minimum wage :sweat3:
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>The only position they would hire me for is custodian.
Bro, I've seen this in one of my Japanese erotic mangas. If you take this job, eventually a girl will feel sorry for you so much she'll create an app that will brainwash the rest of the girls into thinking you're a shota who needs to be pampered and makes them super horny. Trust, is fate. Japan never lie. :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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in 5 seconds some degenerate will come in here talking about how he would clean the girls bathroom for free
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DONT GIVE UP!!!
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>>178417
me!
Off-Topic@Heyuri
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📺 👏:biggrin:
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Furru Hausu Nambah 1!!!!:onigiri::onigiri::dance2:
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yeaaaaah! :onigiri:
Off-Topic@Heyuri
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wash ur friggin peepee it stinky
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YOU WASH IT :furious:
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i don't think it's that bad...
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SAATAAA AANDAAAGIII
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>>178386
>>178387
aw hell naw
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no ヽ(`Д´)ノ
Flash@Heyuri
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the secrets revealed
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Lounge@Heyuri
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Was starting puberty as mentally taxing for you as cartoons and TV make it out to be? Were you really that nervous around women and nudity?
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>>15519
Wow, we got a really young shota, huh.
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My personality didn't really change with puberty. I was always a silent pervert, but during puberty I was very strongly yearning for a manko :ranta:
I would miss train stations while daydreaming about random stranger girls/onee-chans pulling me aside and having secret sex with me in places noone would pass from.

From outside I could/can still interact with girls without seeming especially creepy, and I was/am as nervous about interacting with girls as I was/am nervous about interacting with my same sex, which may be to say a lot (;＾Д^)
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>>15519
are you the average male anime protag?
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>>15523
Yes.
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Well I had that moment a few times where I popped a boner at the exact moment some teacher called me to the front of the class to present something, so that sucked.
2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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but teh hair of the girl on the left isn't black :glare2:
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>>24990
nice buttsex
Off-Topic@Heyuri
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i was watching a documentary about western sex tourism in cambodia. the brothel owners bring out a selection of girls for you (pic related is the girls), they are like 30$ per girl. for a few hundred bucks you could rent a harem

https://youtu.be/e1bhlDWT_EQ?t=316
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ur an r kelly in cambodia! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYv-3C_w5L0
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>>178304
That was in like, 2005. I don't think that kind of stuff is as common anymore. :dark:
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Either It was that documentary, or a different french documentary, they interviewed a french man who was stuck in prison over there because he bought a loli, literally bought her to keep from her parents, the french guy was unapologetic. They interviewed the girls family and they were unapologetic too. I think the mother even said the kid would have been better off with the french man instead of living in slums. (ﾟー｀)
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if everyone was happy about it then why was he in prison? :unsure:
truly a tough world we live in
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>>178391
because a french NGO in the area that was working with local police found out about him. NGOs back then were helping train and aid police in cracking down on sex tourism.
Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Anyone else in bed? :nagato:
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oh noes ORZ (;´Д`) (;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)
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I almost always am. I spend 85-90% of my time in bed...
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>>178322
same for me ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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>>178325
Guess I'll have a go at washing my daki cover. Nice to have a 2D someone to be with. ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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ofc cuz im eepy all the time
Off-Topic@Heyuri
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dude is still handsome even with frankenstein makeup how is that possible :dark:
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oh he is SOOOO handsome oh my gosh, i wish he would fuck me too, OP.
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>>178373
the hell is your problem :closed-eyes:
Off-Topic@Heyuri
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MMMONOMMOMOMS This watahmelon is so fucking good (´￢`)
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🍉 GIMMIE DAT SHIT :nigra:
Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Yo heyurians show your horses that you would glue on and later turn into glue
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so horsegame is a gatcha? :nyaoo2:
i remember when anime was huge a few years ago, never watched it.
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>>178222
if you love gambling yes, every part of this game is rng
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>>178227
give it a lick :tongue:
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welcome back
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
2D Cute@Heyuri
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pitbread! :3
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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not teh cheese!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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Does anyone have pictures of lolis giving men hugs from the man's perspective? I searched with the relevant tags on some boorus but found nothing. I feel like I remember seeing some though...

Anyway any cuddly loli pictures from the man's POV will do I guess.
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i can give u a picture of a huge red spot.:nosebleed:
Flash@Heyuri
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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I was drinkin a coke and nearly died
These guys couldn't be anymore BAWSTIN like

HEYY FUCKA YOU FUKA ME RED SAWKS RED SAWKS
looooooooooooooooooooooool
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>last night a girl peed on the floor here, it was great
found the heyurizen! :nyaoo:
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This is so funny, the world needs to see this. Who are these guys?
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Look up @youredeadtomefilms on youtube. These guys are a bunch of clowns :p I wish they would come back and make some more content someday.
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>I wish they would come back and make some more content
every skit maker on youtube at the time did the exact same shtick of ripping off tim and eric's badscreen bits and doing intentionally awkward tom green esque comedy so there's plenty of replacements you can find by using the before:2012 function
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Enjoy ur meal :dark:
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Apparently (what I've gotten from my vigorous one google search), rat tastes similar to lamb and rabbit.
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b-but doesnt rat eat all sort of shit like pigeons? Thus bad for you?`
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what if he suddenly starts moving on the plate
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>>178199
:worry2:
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then you fuck it
Off-Topic@Heyuri
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anna's archive is going really slow and i dont know if it's them fucking up the speed limit to get people to pay or if it's a problem with the website
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Information wants to be free, bitch. :angry:
Off-Topic@Heyuri
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im so fresh you could suck my nuts
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>>178269
SHHHHHHHHHH SHUT UP
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>you're nothing
You're nothing! You're no talent!
I made tons of threads on Heyuri.net, ok?! I got dozens of replies, who the fuck are you?!
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!! :furious:
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>>178270
ha ha :xp:

Your fortune: You have aids

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(;´Д`)

Your fortune: LOLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL

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swag
Off-Topic@Heyuri
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gah, the world is so empty (;´Д`)

populate it! (｀・ω・´)
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badger badger badger
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:astonish:
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
Off-Topic@Heyuri
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toire
but YOU are the toire!
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are you dumb motherfuckers satisfied?
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yes sir!
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>>178235
god bless (´ー`)
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Shit!!!!! (;ﾟДﾟ)
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