lie on your resume

I hear that your chances are better if you color your skin black or brown.

Work at Goodwill

Lie on your CV, everybody does it. And just be real confident in the interview and wear a suit

>>166070
get on your knees and BEG! (;´Д`)

YES! Thank you

Too care-free in the important things, too strict in the unimportant things

is the meaning of the image that theyre both furries who need to stop fighting and accept their fursonas?

I was beaten :p

I effectively was an orphan

self-centered narcissists who yelled at me if i dared show any personality or independence and regularly threatened me with violence

15 minutes!!

>>5686
Can't attend
I'll make sure to make it next time!

it was my first time watching, was a lot of fun, thanks :3

majikaru search!

>>5747
it was mine too, I'm glad I was able to make it in time!

You're supposed to let them sit there and dry out, hardened to the point you can use them as a projectile weapon.

i liek moist fruit cake

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

SONIC 3 & KNUCKLES

Chakan and Gaiares

Sonic, obviously, but also Castlevania: Bloodlines, Shining in the Darkness (dungeon crawler) and Shining Force

top games:
Shadow Dancer (fucking love this game)
Shinobi 3
Ranger-X (I wish the cave level wasn't so early in the game, otherwise, this is such a cool ass game; you'll want a 6 button controller for the best experience)
Sonic 2, Sonic 3&K (Sonic 1 isn't that bad either)
Gunstar Heroes
Castlevania Bloodlines
MUSHA (almost put this in the below list, it's good, but has some weird design flaws)
Phantasy Star 4
Streets of Rage 2 (1 is okay, and western releases of 3 got fucked up)

other games I like
Kawasaki Superbike Challenge (cool graphics, feels good to play)
Out Run (there are better ports now, but I have a soft spot for the Genesis version)
Granada (slightly janky top-down tank game, but I love this one)
Space Harrier II (very jank launch title, but I think it is fun)
Road Rash (I think it's jank now, but it is a classic for a reason)
Rocket Knight Adventures (some would put it in the top list, but it never quite hit those highs for me)
Super Hang-On (runs slow versus the arcade version but is still fun, has a neat home mode with upgrades too)

others (things not released in the US)
Alien Soldier (kicks ass, if you can't beat the first boss, the game is actually doing a hard check on if you know how to play and you should up how the teleport dash and reflect mechanics work)
Super Fantasy Zone (why the fuck didn't this come out in the US)
Battle Mania: Daiginjou (we got the first game as Trouble Shooters)

I'm missing a few, but here's something to work with.

>>166058
people keep telling me chakan is good but it never really clicked with me

>>810
there is such a thing as independence.

>>810
i have a little bit of dignity left and I enjoy the misery it gives me, it's like being a vegetarian or vegan or wearing heels, these are things i only do because at some point i start enjoying it

>>808
i dont need to finger myself to climax.

nope, im much more comfortable doing it in my bed

No, but I masturbated at the beach once. There was a really cute guy with his shirt off and I couldn't resist so I did it underwater so nobody notices

>>885
I-i'm sorry...

I'm a freak.. （ ´_ゝ`） a.. rotten joshi... orz

>>900
I don't think you're a freak just for not wearing make-up (￣ω￣;)

I only wear eyeliner on occasion, I'd do more but I'm lazy and don't interact with anyone that cares

>>1028
i also dont have the energy or need to do daily makeup, its a fun hobby though

I use bb cream and some light brow and eyeliner pencils because I don't want to look like I'm wearing a lot

>>166037
what do you use, gimp?

>>166038
did you just call me a gimp? watch your mouth pal

>>166038
No, I use Photoshop
I have GIMP but the shortcuts are too weird for me to adapt to so I don't use it as a daily editing program
Was there even any reason for them to change it up like that? I can't imagine Adobe seriously copyrighted keyboard shortcuts or some nonsense

>>166035
Thanks XD

>>165991
i dont wax too often because my hair grows back slowly and patchy which is nice

i have two, i used to have three! but she broke…

i actually dont really like miku i only bought 1 of the 3 figures when i was 11 or so

>>166060
FAGGOT

>>166060
How many have you hotglued? (・∀・)

>>166027
How's 7th grade been so far? Are your little milk duds budding nicely?
Tell ya what, send santy claus a nice picture or two, and he'll get ya a great big custom made trapper keeper with my melody smoking a blunt with lain iwakura on the cover

>>166086
oh yeah

take this

>>165839
Awww, thank you guys!!!

i hope we keep this up for when its my birthday tomorrow guys, i can already see the gifts flying in by the dozens for me

happy birthday anon!!

Happy birthdayyy

sorry i'm a little late...

DELICIOUS PUSSY

>>166007
sight of yakui will always summon my reaction

>>166011
i dont want muscle!!!!!

>>166013
YES YOU DO.
EVEN IF YOU DON'T THINK YOU DO, YOU DO.
YOU WANT YOUR ARMS AND LEGS TO GROW AND STILL HAVE SHAPE DESPITE FILLING OUT?
YOU WANT MUSCLE.
IF YUO CONTINUE DOWN THE ROAD YUO ARE NOW YOU HAVE A GOOD CHANCE OF GAINING THE STOMACH FAT THAT YOU DON'T WANT BECAUSE WHEN YOU GAIN FAT YOU GAIN FAT EVERYWHERE.

>>165913
Don't listen to these retards, I understand OP. Op wants a soft fat body. I will tell you what you need to do.

Use a lot of cooking oil, like olive oil, it's very high in fat, cook vegetable curries with at potatoes and a large amount of butter. Focus on foods that are high in fat and low in protein, vegetable oil and butter is ideal cus it can basically be used in any dish and is very high fat

>>165940
Also none of this is really that bad for you, instead try eating an entire pie everyday