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Good Day, Heyurizens.

I am here to announce the opening of the Heyuri Scientific Society.'

As the chairman of such a prestigious organization I believe it is the duty of Heyurizens across our humble imageboard to discover new scientific achievements.

Great minds truly understand that Insanity and Genius are two sides of the same coin and thus anyone calling us stupid is automatically wrong.

Now gentlemen does anyone have any interest scientific contributions that Heyuri can make. Here's mine

There's a condition called spontaneous human combustion. Now it's exactly how it's described. Some poor individual just bursts into flames. I think I've got a solution to this undeciphered issue.

We know that Constipation can get pretty severe correct! So my theory for why SHC happens is that someone get's so constipated that they can't even fart properly. eventually the gas begins to build up on the inside and then that gas could be set a flame due to a multitude of outside factors like getting insulted by a 12 year kid making you go into such a frenzy that you heat up and set yourself on flames.

Now then let's hear your Scientific theories Heyurizens
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Excellent work everyone, as the supreme executive overseer I am delighted to make all your acquaintances and I look forward to making many historic and revolutionary inventions, discoveries and scientific breakthroughs here with you all.

In response to your SHC theory, I don't believe any area inside the body reaches anywhere near a high enough temperature to ignite gas no matter how angry a person gets. My superior hypothesis is that specific types of internal organ damage, possibly related to some combination of intense rectal sodomy, urethral sounding or infections of those areas could result in the poop and the pee mixing together along with other chemicals inside the body, very rarely causing an explosive or volatile chemical reaction that generates enough heat to ignite an obese faggot's enormous amount of excess body fat. I base this theory on the fact that I've heard SHC victims are usually obese, and I've heard that some of the first explosives invented were primarily made with poop and pee.

There is also another issue that's been bugging me for quite a long time that I would like to bring to the table: If science is so great then why is there still no vaccine for poop diseases so that we can eat each other's poop without getting sick?
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>>166146
Revolutionary. With such a capable scientific mind the Heyuri Scientific society will surely become the main science branch of the world. My neighbour is currently playing the Bon Jovi song "always". So I am in a suitable mood right now.

Your knowledge on how the first explosives were made of Poop and pee is highly accurate and I even have a source to confirm this.
https://urologichistory.museum/exhibit/digital-stories/battlefield-urology/urology-on-war.html
With your scientific insight we might be able to change the world with our expertise.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Heyuri is full of young virgin men, so ur eligible for a Pakira!
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panchina :iyahoo:
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what's that?
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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:iyahoo:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
how am i meant to get a job if i have no work experience, i'm not smart and i have abysmal social skills?
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lie on your resume
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I hear that your chances are better if you color your skin black or brown.
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Work at Goodwill
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Lie on your CV, everybody does it. And just be real confident in the interview and wear a suit
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>>166070
get on your knees and BEG! (;´Д`)

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YES! Thank you :onigiri:

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How were your parents? Strict, or care free?
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Too care-free in the important things, too strict in the unimportant things :sweat2:
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is the meaning of the image that theyre both furries who need to stop fighting and accept their fursonas? :huh:
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I was beaten :p
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I effectively was an orphan
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self-centered narcissists who yelled at me if i dared show any personality or independence and regularly threatened me with violence

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We will watch Renkin San-kyuu Magical? Pokaan (2006) the next Saturday (20th), starting 18:00 UTC

Join from here when the time comes: https://watch.heyuri.lol/r/stream

It's about some non-human girls such as a vampire or an android coming to our world to live in a small house together, and their experience of the human world they didn't learn much about before coming. I think it was mostly an episodic show, with plenty of cuteness and (some) ecchi :nyaoo-closedeyes:

For newcomers, you can find detailed information and our previous streams from here: https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Heyuri_Cytube
Heyuri's rules apply in the CyTube channel.

Also please fill our nominations page where we pick these shows from: https://cgi.heyuri.net/nominate/ - you must log in at least once every 4~ months to keep your votes intact!
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15 minutes!!
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>>5686
Can't attend :cry:
I'll make sure to make it next time!
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it was my first time watching, was a lot of fun, thanks :3
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majikaru search!
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>>5747
it was mine too, I'm glad I was able to make it in time!

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do people actually like eating fruitcakes? i always thought it tasted awful.
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You're supposed to let them sit there and dry out, hardened to the point you can use them as a projectile weapon.
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i liek moist fruit cake
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
Bought a Sega Genesis a few days ago, what gaems would you recommend?
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SONIC 3 & KNUCKLES
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Chakan and Gaiares :iyahoo:
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Sonic, obviously, but also Castlevania: Bloodlines, Shining in the Darkness (dungeon crawler) and Shining Force
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top games: 👍
Shadow Dancer (fucking love this game)
Shinobi 3
Ranger-X (I wish the cave level wasn't so early in the game, otherwise, this is such a cool ass game; you'll want a 6 button controller for the best experience)
Sonic 2, Sonic 3&K (Sonic 1 isn't that bad either)
Gunstar Heroes
Castlevania Bloodlines
MUSHA (almost put this in the below list, it's good, but has some weird design flaws)
Phantasy Star 4
Streets of Rage 2 (1 is okay, and western releases of 3 got fucked up)

other games I like 👊
Kawasaki Superbike Challenge (cool graphics, feels good to play)
Out Run (there are better ports now, but I have a soft spot for the Genesis version)
Granada (slightly janky top-down tank game, but I love this one)
Space Harrier II (very jank launch title, but I think it is fun)
Road Rash (I think it's jank now, but it is a classic for a reason)
Rocket Knight Adventures (some would put it in the top list, but it never quite hit those highs for me)
Super Hang-On (runs slow versus the arcade version but is still fun, has a neat home mode with upgrades too)

others (things not released in the US) 🇯🇵
Alien Soldier (kicks ass, if you can't beat the first boss, the game is actually doing a hard check on if you know how to play and you should up how the teleport dash and reflect mechanics work)
Super Fantasy Zone (why the fuck didn't this come out in the US)
Battle Mania: Daiginjou (we got the first game as Trouble Shooters)

I'm missing a few, but here's something to work with. :cool:
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>>166058
people keep telling me chakan is good but it never really clicked with me

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Girl Talk@Heyuri
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have you guys ever masturbated at a public bathroom? i tried in middle school to do it in the classroom subtly but obviously it was too risky, but just last year I got too horny during class so I went to do it in the bathroom, then i felt something in me broke and felt more free than ever so i did it again on the same day but later, that was the last time I did it in school but so far I've done it 3-4 times at work, i try to do it during lunch breaks while my boss is away since I don't have many coworkers or anything around, i usually look at sexy stuffs like doujins while pretending to answer important texts then finish the work in the bathroom, i think coming back to my coworkers while still shaking a bit feels kinda erotic
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>>810
there is such a thing as independence.
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>>810
i have a little bit of dignity left and I enjoy the misery it gives me, it's like being a vegetarian or vegan or wearing heels, these are things i only do because at some point i start enjoying it
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>>808
i dont need to finger myself to climax. 😏
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nope, im much more comfortable doing it in my bed
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No, but I masturbated at the beach once. There was a really cute guy with his shirt off and I couldn't resist so I did it underwater so nobody notices :nyaoo-closedeyes:

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what kind of makeup do you /j/oshis like to do? ive been trying recently to learn jirai and byojaku makeup but the puffy undereye thing is so tough (,,>﹏<,,)
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>>885
I-i'm sorry...

I'm a freak.. ( ´_ゝ`) a.. rotten joshi... orz
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>>900
I don't think you're a freak just for not wearing make-up ( ̄ω ̄;)
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I only wear eyeliner on occasion, I'd do more but I'm lazy and don't interact with anyone that cares
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>>1028
i also dont have the energy or need to do daily makeup, its a fun hobby though
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I use bb cream and some light brow and eyeliner pencils because I don't want to look like I'm wearing a lot

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Daily question is: have you guys waxxed in a while?
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>>166037
what do you use, gimp?
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>>166038
did you just call me a gimp? watch your mouth pal
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>>166038
No, I use Photoshop
I have GIMP but the shortcuts are too weird for me to adapt to so I don't use it as a daily editing program
Was there even any reason for them to change it up like that? I can't imagine Adobe seriously copyrighted keyboard shortcuts or some nonsense :glare:
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>>166035
Thanks XD
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>>165991
i dont wax too often because my hair grows back slowly and patchy which is nice

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school is out for christmas so i cans spend more time here. does anyone own any miku figures?
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i have two, i used to have three! but she broke…

i actually dont really like miku i only bought 1 of the 3 figures when i was 11 or so :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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>>166060
FAGGOT
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>>166060
How many have you hotglued? (・∀・)
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>>166027
How's 7th grade been so far? Are your little milk duds budding nicely?
Tell ya what, send santy claus a nice picture or two, and he'll get ya a great big custom made trapper keeper with my melody smoking a blunt with lain iwakura on the cover
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>>166086
oh yeah :cool:

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hey guise


today is mah birthday!!


what’d ya got for me!
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take this
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>>165839
Awww, thank you guys!!!
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i hope we keep this up for when its my birthday tomorrow guys, i can already see the gifts flying in by the dozens for me :biggrin:
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happy birthday anon!!
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Happy birthdayyy

sorry i'm a little late... :cry:

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