>>168132
The most efficient method right here.

Your fortune: mah pen0z is bigger than uurz

>>168138
That is one funny looking shrimp.

Dear fellow fetuses,

how can we stop hags from having abortion sex? (;´Д`)

>>168175
the answer is we must further impregnate the hags until they have too much children weighing them down to do anything

WIN ad

To be honest I am beginning to think I may be a gimp god

>>167919
what if i said i was male?

>>168056
even BETTER

>>168123
are you really asking me to be a slut on heyuri?

I dont have any of these around me but there used to be something akin to this at the public park. One night I took my backpack over and grabbed pretty much all the books. Never resold them, I just like to hoard. I also drew porn on the ground with a piece of chalk some kid dropped, and took a big shit on the ground next to the chalky erotica

>>4204
This is why we cant have nice things

>>4204
My neighbourhood had one too and it got invaded by ants and all the books got rekt

this is why i love heyuri

that neko is having a fucking dance party~

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

si

ay liek taco

is this huttese lol

>>168156
$0.25 says it's Estonian. I say that because it looks like Finnish but it has the squiggly lines above the "o"s.

Because my parents abused me and I want people similar to them to be stripped of all rights, sterilized, put in forced labor camps for life and/or euthanized, and spreading awareness of how evil certain types of people are might help to achieve that societal change someday, or I might just be wasting my time yelling into the void.

*abuses 168157-san*

Website is still up, my browser blocked 25 pop ups from it lol

>>168041
more. several more. wayyyy more.

Your fortune: Good luck

>>168042
CLITTIN' SUEPR HARD.

What level of clit are you willing to suck? Pick Grade 5 if you aren't a coward!

also how does birthing work with grade 5 (;´Д`)

>>168039
go big or go home!
PENIS

skinny base with the other half being girthy. bottom half darker and top half light pink and pale. yum.

girl because it's gay to dress up a guy to be cute (・∀・)

>>168063
you enjoy looking at men because you're a fag. it's actually really common for gay men to engage in hypermasculinity.

i try to be as close to IRL as possible, so my character is always the buffest, manliest, strong, man possible

>>167972
If girls choose male characters, how do they dress them up? like "normal" or like bara? feels like comparing "normal" female characters and "fanservice"

>>167972
my friends and i play as white human males and wolf whistle at all the sexy bitches.

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

>>167951
I see the intro scene took heavy inspiration from this

Who made this and what the original?

>Who made this and what the original?
It comes from a famous 2ch chuunibyou copypasta:

中学時代のパソコンの授業でインターネットを使った時
みんなが自分の好きな漫画や野球のページを見てる時に
自分だけこれみよがしに2ｃｈにつないでAAとかを周りに見せてたこと
しかも「このページって何？」って聞かれた時に「ヤバイ奴らの集会所みたいなもん」とか答えたこと
さらに友達に2ｃｈへの行きかたを教えるためにヤフーで2ｃｈって検索させて
でてきたリンクをクリックして2ｃｈのトップページが表示された瞬間に
そいつの耳元で「Welcome to Underground」ってささやいたこと

Google Translate'd:
When I was using the internet in computer class in middle school,
while everyone else was browsing their favorite manga or baseball pages,
I was the only one ostentatiously connecting to 2ch and showing off my AA and stuff.
And when someone asked me, "What's this page?" I answered, "It's like a meeting place for dangerous people."
And then, to show my friend how to get to 2ch, I had him search for 2ch on Yahoo!,
clicked the link that came up, and the moment the 2ch homepage appeared,
I whispered "Welcome to Underground" in his ear.

pt2 of the image

>>167963
how was the fall

>how come there is no heyuri doom game yet?
there were made several heyuri mods

>>167811
if you mean that newer games keep trying to look more "photorealistic" ends up with them looking very visually similar to each other, then yes.

>>167811
yes. i'm surprised you even feel the need to ask.

the vast majority of modern games suck in every single aspect and are not even worth pirating.

>>167546
the soundtrack is killer tho despite all the bullshit that happened behind the scene

DOOM3

that was fun,
lets do pt.2

meh.
pt.3 total random.

i'm not opening a webm and my mom is too retarded to read

>>168087
sucks to be you
guess youll have to explain to your mom why youre looking at naked boys then

>>168088
i explained to her how public bathing is a normal part of japanese culture and that characters in anime are commonly depicted in the bath because it's just a normal thing to them so she doesn't get any weird ideas

>>754
mine are smaller but i don't think they're too big, but it is possible your bra is pushing them up, are bras like that uncomfortable? i hate them because they make mine look bigger

>>754
nooo girl!!! mine are like the same maybe a little smaller.

>>754
why are you wearing your mom's bra? Take it off ヽ(`Д´)ノ

i guess you could cope about it wearing a binder for now.. then get breast reduction surgery? thats my plan at least. i'm hoping it will save me from being catcalled by men when im not even into them. and i'd like to be able to run without some massive fuck off weight flying into my face!

chin too strong.

>>168022
>>168023
this reminded me of the heaven's gate cult. is heyuri secretly that religious

>>168019
>>168020
>>168022
>>168023
please don't fall for gay propaganda, testicles are there for you to reproduce and give a birth to a beautiful children, thank you very much(´人｀)

>>168024
>>168025
forgive your tragic fate and you too shall be freed. backwards through the gate of nihil beckons the waiting snake.

>>168022
wow, people sure did some disturbing shit back in the day. I'm so glad nothing like this happens anymore (´人｀)

I see what you did there OP
>>168000
But we should stop pretending men and women are symmetrical. We shouldn't be treated equally because we are different kinds of people. Not better, nor worse, just different.

Can I supersize that?

>>168003
Yes

>>168003
small PENIS always, so kawaii

Press the triangle next to the post

what thread is bothering you son? just out of curiosity

Thanks.

I recognize that butt

>>1319
Amazing. We live in a small world don't we?

Agree'd

same, and a scrollbar would be better, or an expand button like some imageboards have (just expanding that post, not the whole thread)

It was checking for either 2500 characters or 10 line breaks
Changed the required minimum line break number for it to trigger to 25 for the time being

>>69872
Maybe, but I'm not sure how good a scrollbar would look good..
An expand button for javascript users could be kewl but we have higher priorities now (unless there are willing JS/PHP devs who wants to look into it here, then feel free to come to DevChat@Heyuri and say hai)