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Mental illness, substance abuse, personality disorder .. take your pick. Or two. Or maybe even all three. :biggrin:
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not even teh bronze wamen are safe kek
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What about a pissing statue?
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GENIUS! :hokke:

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waha run!
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not. so. fast.
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>waha
This is how our mod looks liek :love:

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you stumble upon an abandoned persocom! :astonish:
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Oh wow! I haven't eaten in ages!!!
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Ooh ooh ooh ooh yeah
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why is the robot old? :dark:
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>>154925
Why do you think it got dumped? :lolico:
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>>154910
>you stumble upon an abandoned persocom
Rape! :drool:

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Concerning Heyurizens...

Heyrizens have been lurking and shitposting in the four boards of Heyuri for half of the decade. Quite content to ignore and be ignored by the world of the party poopers — Web 3.0 being, after all, full of annoying users beyond count. Heyruizens must seem of little importance, being neither renowned as great hackers, nor counted among the internet's pseudointelectuals.

In fact, it has been remarked by some that the Heyurizens's only real passion is for pr0nz.

A rather unfair observation, as we have also developed a keen interest in the strocking of cock, and annoying our Admin. But where our hearts truly lie is in peace and quiet, and good, easy threads. For all Heyurizens share a love of things that are slow and lazy.

But today, of all days, it is brought home to me, it is no bad thing for an imageboard to be slow :smile:
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One does not simply b0rk teh rule 8
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>>155083
i liek teh flash geams on h3r3 m8
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my new computer! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Your fortune: Your harem is only just begining

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I used in in teh past, but it can't run much besides DOOM
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the thingamabob whatchamacallit :biggrin:
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Install Gentoo. :biggrin:
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Don't forget to encrypt your boot partition!:nyaoo2:
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Poser :dark: mai computah is 2450 years older

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It was Chiyo Penguin (CODENAME: CP) all along!
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a true lolislam warrior ;_;7
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Roses are red
Satoshi Kon's in heaven
Everyone knows
Marisa did 9/11

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SONIC AND SEGA ALL STARS RACIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!!!!!!!!! :angry::angry::angry::angry:
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I've only played Transformed, but it's a great game :biggrin:
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sonic... IN A CAR!!?!
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>>155155
>sonic... IN A CAR!!?!
Apparently it's actually a pretty solid game, huh

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I am addicted to snacks but I don't want to eat so much of them. I just got chocolate covered raisins and realized that it's a bad candy for me because they're small and need to be chewed so they disappear very fast and don't satisfy me so I just end up shoveling a bunch of them into my mouth. Plain chocolate tablets are better, but they still melt away pretty fast.

I sometimes buy salted pretzels, but I eat the whole pack in a day and then I feel sick and can't sleep well.

I need either something that's "healthy" so it doesn't matter if I eat them a lot, or something that I can keep in my mouth for a while so they last longer. I used to eat M&Ms, they're small and the hard sugar shell takes a while to melt, but they're not sold here anymore. I tried chewing bubblegum but it was just gross and rubbery and gave me an upset stomach.

What kind of snacks should I get?
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>>155216
>you don't have to peel them
I don't want to eat things that have brown muddy looking spots, even if it's harmless. I also peel off parts of cucumbers if it looks like something's been scratching/sticking to them.

Grapes could be nice. Maybe there's other fruit-related snacks, like dried bananas. :banana: I wonder if I should buy a dehydrator and experiment with stuff myself.

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I've tried several dark chocolates but they're only ok if I eat them quickly. The longer they're on my tongue, the more the tasteless bitter flavor pierces through in a bad way.
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Baby carrots, also known as shota PENIS carrots. Also try other veggies and try getting them both fresh and in cans to see which is more convenient. Canned veggies can be shipped where I live so I don't need to go to the store.
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dried mango
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Nuts are good for teh munching, just make sure they're unsalted and unsweetened. Can be combined with fruits & berries too

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I was totally terrified that there's was something scary with this game. No jump scares just a cute wholesome game :biggrin:

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>>155228
my retarded gooner brain automatically assumed it's some kind of femboy or something but now thinking about it, it's probably just a girl
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>Did you get embarrassed about the panties pic and delete it?
waiet.... SHE POSTED PANTSU!!? I must have been asleep and worse yet she baleeted it before i could save it (;´Д`)
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>Did you get embarrassed about the panties pic and delete it?
sort of...and for safety reasons (⁠*⁠﹏⁠*⁠;⁠)
Honestly, it was just period black pantsu, not anything spicy ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ but for safety reasons I deleted this photo
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>my retarded gooner brain automatically assumed it's some kind of femboy or something but now thinking about it, it's probably just a girl
I'M REAL GIRL!!!
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>waiet.... SHE POSTED PANTSU!!? I must have been asleep and worse yet she baleeted it before i could save it (;´Д`)
Sorry man 😔

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L arginine experience blog.

It has been a few weeks where now where I take one 1200mg pill almost daily. I think that fapping feels in fact better and I am much more horny. I can't put a definitive measurement because fapping always feels good in a way that is hard to quantify.

I personally would not fap more than twice a week before it. Now I feel an urge almost daily. I would judge that intensity of the urge is stronger but not all that much than before, but frequency is. I could go on for a week without fapping, now it is quite impossible. I mean very impossible.

Orgasms don't seem to last noticeably longer but and sensations in general would be more intense. Specifically during an orgasm and if you balance just before it, the balancing would give significantly longer lasting sparkling of pleasure after you stop, and they are more intense but that is my opinion. I think that is the exact reason why you would take it. That is the main benefit. I think there is another chemical that I could combine for ultimate brain melt that I saw somewhere. I think arginine was recommended 1000mg daily and that other thing 4000-5000 but I forgot its name. If that meme did not lie to me about this one, why would it lie about another?! It was another picture that expanded on the original one. Ill ask omniscient AI to advise me on fapping.

Moreover dick seems to shrink not as easily after an orgasm, and it is easier to get it hard again, in general it is much harder. Arginine is related to blood pressure so it makes sense. If I really tried to ignore the post-orgasm brain reboot then I guess it is much easier now but still not easy. I will test it out now out of curiosity and report back.

The increased horniness would manifest different in everyone but I personally did not do anything stupid related to it overriding my sanity. I don't have dreams at all*, so sadly no horny dreams for me. They are the best. BUT I AM DEPRAVED OF THEM. But I specifically searched for more ero sites once probably due to its effects but that would be it. I rarely search for new things so I can safely attribute it to the increase in horniness.

I am still young and I am not sure how general hormone balance plays into it, or is it a random spike in hormones or whatever that would interfere with the above. After enough of investigation I conclude that it is highly likely it positively aids in degeneracy as it is not very probable for any natural chemical imbalance in my body to last this long, so it must be at least in part the arginine. Especially the mentioned long lasting and increased in intensity peroids of pleasure just before an orgasm are sufficient evidence to me to recommend the substance. I might take two pills to see what happens next.
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>I don't have dreams at all

I used to have some from time to time when I was 5-13. They were mostly about me getting chased by a wild animal or a pack of animals in a nearby forest and getting caught and ripped apart in vivid detail. Or me getting ripped apart by a wild animal or a pack of animals in my house. Or me getting chased and stabbed by men. I once remember drowning and being executed by the court, but that is the peak of variety of dreams that I enjoyed.

I remember one well after all these years where a big dog chases me, i try to flee to my house, but the door is locked and it jumps on me, drags me by my leg, and rips my guts out for a bit and I wake up.

I had only once a dream involving a loli, but it was like 3 seconds long, that is one dream that was not a nightmare besides another weird one that I ever had :cry:
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>but and
the usual insufficient proofreading :blush:
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>I will test it out now out of curiosity and report back.
Seems to be less severe
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I finally found the tag for POV on this JAV site recently, enjoy. The type of porn you're watching can also have a large effect on horniness and how good the orgasm feels. It doesn't feel nearly as good for me if it's some gay shit like BDSM, gangbang, NTR or if the girl looks like she has fake tits, too much makeup, tattoos, no pubes etc.
https://missav.ws/dm545/en/genres/Subjective%20Perspective

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Half of the title is true, it was definitely lesbian!

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cuz why not ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯
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>>4272
total win! :iyahoo:

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thanks otto for saving 9/11

✈:longcat::tacgnol:

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this is the fourth time today that I've seen this image as an user's profile picture in youtube comments. did I miss something :unsure: this can't be pure coincidence :dizzy:


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puchiko is puchi
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punk rock is dead but puchiko rock lives
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the only bad thing about pi is that now it's unreasonably expensive for what it offers... there are better SoCs around
share the server once you set it up :biggrin: !!
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>>155062
No sooner than tomorrow!

Besides, today i got a new linux convert :biggrin:
He already knows how to use pacman!!!
I shared my daily linux with configs after wiping passwords
I forgot to remove my profile, change root password and hostname though :angry:
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Im struggling to configure it
ZOMG ill do it by the end of the month

On top of that i gave that convert a ready configured linux on a disk that i had my dumpster windows instance on up to that moment, and now my game saves are gone because that retard system does not support basic backup automation and so I did not set up any


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Happy 9/11!! 💣ヽ(´∇`)ノ💣
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>>155165
BOMBS! 💣 TOWERS 🔥 💰💰💰
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911? i can finally post it...
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LOL I LOL'D HARD!! HAHA

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