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Off-Topic@Heyuri
Here's the dead goat you ordered
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>184074
I LOL'd

Off-Topic@Heyuri
What are you ordering? (σ・∀・)σ
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i'll take a stocking special and some Heyuri Jam™
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I’ll take the smelly 2D ASS you have on the menu :cool:
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>>184034
nugget? soda?! do you WANT to turn into a fat strange worlder?! ヽ( `Д´ )ノ
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>>184046
mphh.. sorry... could you repeat that... can't *urp* hear you very well... mmpff.. (     ´π`     )
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EVERYONE HAS A FLUFFY SIDE

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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396519
there are 2 more girlz that are cute but... ... ...
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387120
they doesnt have blond hair and neko ears!
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I watched it too!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Harambe was shot 10 years ago today :sad:
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🔫
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RIP jamal-kun :nigra:
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today's also Konata's anniversary....... Coincidence??????
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if only we gave mo money fo dem programs :cry:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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LOL ... ... ... *CUMS*
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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I came without moving (´¬`)

2D Cute@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Site Discussion@Heyuri
It should be pretty easy to make a toggleable setting that changes "Yeah" to そうだね
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そうだねx2
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そうだねx3
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>>70522
hijacking your thread because i dont wanna make a whole new one for this

has anyone experienced heyuri being very very slow lately? it takes up to 20 seconds to load anything...
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>has anyone experienced heyuri being very very slow lately? it takes up to 20 seconds to load anything...
It's a known issue, but the cause is unknown (;´Д`)

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Rate my setup. :biggrin:
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cybertronics GNU+Linux microsoft project new product digital solution of bill gates free bsd systems solutions tcp udp ip networking zero day android apple store laser precision brain wave activity decoder in microsoft windows 12 solutions gnu nginx error 405 federal court order in microsoft product solutions mouse laser beam 1000 degrees knife videos for new products revolutionary technology pioneering threesome with stallman and torvalds tux rape bill gates dick fucking usb port to provide you with newest microsoft solutions
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11/10
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
198502
Gentlemen, we have a bit of a quandary for you, an interesting dilemma.

See the title for what that is. Self explanatory. Original question was "would you fuck a dead goat for 1 mil" to "would you fuck a dead goat for $15". And so here we are.

Vote yay for pizza lovers, or nay for... not pizza lovers

https://cgi.heyuri.net/vote2/html/1779996712.html
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Yes a million times

Off-Topic@Heyuri
if this isn't enough to make you cum, you have consumed too much porn
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if this isn't enough to make you cum, you have consumed too much porn
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If this is enough to make you cum, you haven't consumed enough porn.
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This is more erotic than porn.
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>>184027
(´¬`)

Off-Topic@Heyuri
:astonish: They got the nilla grogu...
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I hope nobody actually buys this .. :sweat2:
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(´π`)
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I thought this was AI generated until I looked it up :dizzy:
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i hope they make nigga lrolu next

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
ATF (All the Fallen) to shut down due to internal drama (Pics attached).
An australian former mod had a meltdown and threatened to dox all of the users on the ATF forums.
The ATF admin is responding by shutting down the entire constellation of ATF related sites and services. Including boorus.

Their maladjusted community is expected to scatter to the four winds, and may even come to Heyuri.net/l/ to spread their love of giant breasted hags, "Flag edits" , diaper fur, constant use of the term "sholi" instead of loli/lolicon

ATF Forums despite being a cesspool of ghey retards, was one of the largest western internet communities for lolicon. The administration desired to create a large multifaceted platform of services to enrich the lolicon ecosystem, however their desire for infinite expansion coupled with their idealism of inclusivity lead to a steep decline in standards among their userbase. In-fighting among mods. A series of rule changes. and Ghey Drama followed, culminating in its slow demise.
The site administration that worked hard to build a community was ultimately destroyed by it.
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yeah i threatened to take down their site because the owner is clueless about the law. He was putting all his user in danger. I told him i would take it down like i took down AIW.
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>>25261
what's it like being a rat and a snitch?
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>>25261
You're a shitty person if true.
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>>25271
you're a gullible person if false.
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>>25261
yeah atf should do a closed shutdown

go on keep it up dude

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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my walls are starting to crack (;´Д`) someone in there's watching me jerk off
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i watch you masturbate
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me too
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>>184011
"for industrial"
What sort of icecream are they eating over there :unsure:
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aim gonna put him in a pizza instead (´π`)
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>>184024
el secreto esta en el horno :cool:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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those are some clean teeth
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i want her to eat me
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Those lips should kiss my butt! Lol
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nice herpes!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Heyuri-tan was browsing the webs when she realized it was her birthday! What will she do?????
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WIN
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>>183842
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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>>183842
LOLOLOL WINRAR
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>>183842
She looks like she likes my cake, must mean i baked it well ( ´ω`)
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Yey!

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン


Off-Topic@Heyuri
(;_;)
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RAPE
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>>184006
you quoted the OP... TO THE RAPE TREE.
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>>184009
i don't understand the rules

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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YURI BATTLE
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y tey fall over? :sweat:
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>>184003
cos they hab 2 much powa

2D Cute@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Cute, but please mind Rule 8
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cute :biggrin:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
IT IS SO HOT, IT IS 30 DEGREES OUTSIDE AND HIGHER IN MY ROOM.
THE HEAT HAS MADE ALL THE FILTH IN MY ROOM EXUDE NOXIOUS FUMES.
I AM SO HOT.
I WANT IT TO BE COLD AGAIN.
I LONGED FOR SUMMER JUST COUPLE WEEKS AGO AND NOW I SEVERELY REGRET THIS WISH, I AM BURNING, I AM BEING COOKED.
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I used to hate summer, but I'm starting to really like the feeling of being hot all the time. It's kind of erotic, I really wish I had someone to share my body heat with.
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:saitama: hawt!
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>>183899
heat in humid climates is a lot less bearable than dry heat
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>>183899
i would manage but i won't last very long (´~`)
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I like summer, but I live in a climate where cold is unnatural. 35C in the middle of England is psychotic, 35C in Florida is a beach day, even if you spend 90% of your time in the water because the sun will fucking burn you to death for daring to expose your skin to it.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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GET THOSE FUCKING 3DPD HANDS AWAY FROM IT :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:
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I have two hands but no cats to pet
This is why we need communism :cry:
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>>183934
are you the communist loli in that game?
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big boy

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