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Off-Topic@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Who? Princess cock? :biggrin:
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I wish my country had a cute princess too... :sad:

Girl Talk@Heyuri
Do you ever think about what you really care about? Not what people around you expect you to want, but what you yourself consider the most important thing to you.

Sometimes I talk about this with my friend, about how a lot of humans (men, women and children) expect other humans to act and behave in a certain way, and will relentlessly mock and tear them down (verbally, sometimes violently) if they do not conform to their mental model. Easy examples I can think of are how women are expected to marry and have children, men are expected to behave "in ways that attract women", and how individuals are expected to act in the interest of the many over the few. I can understand the reasons why this is so prevalent everywhere, but it still saddens me that this is the state of everything.

In my case, I like looking pretty and girly (note there is a slight distinction between pretty and sexy, and girly and womanly). I have seen people get told off for "acting childish/immature". Admittedly, I have not experienced being made fun of for wanting to look a certain way, but I would not be surprised if it has happened before. Especially with the idea of "aesthetics" and "-cores" being currently popular online, and how I have seen people change their behavior and interests just to "fit in" to certain subcultures.

This felt like a rant, but I just wanted to write things down. I have thought about whether I want to be enslaved to the thoughts and desires of the people who hate and want to destroy everything I hold dear, and even whether I actually want to live in the community they want to build. So far my answer has been "No", but I hope there never comes a time where that gets tested.
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im mentally immature so i tend to act that way
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>>891
I get being told off when you're embarrassing someone or if you're actively bothering them, but the people that get mad simply because people aren't fitting their expectations are FAGGOTS
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>>963
>but the people that get mad simply because people aren't fitting their expectations are FAGGOTS
There's quite a lot of them irl and on the internet though... (;´Д`)
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i refuse to do this, even in subculture/counterculture spaces. i just believe in the things that matter to me, act the way i feel [i should], say the things i think. the result is that i find myself lonely and scorned most of the time, except by the handful of people who find me too attractive to care.
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>>1125
lmfao same.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
(⌒∇⌒ゞ)
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FLAT AZN AZZ! :biggrin:
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>>167287
flat?...................................


you gotta be kidding me
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Does natto make you rip ass in the same way baked beans do? :nosebleed:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>167319
9 trillion hours in photoshop

Off-Topic@Heyuri
How much money would it take for you to put on an outfit like this and be a whore-boy? :unsure:
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>>167255
Whore-boys should be trashy.
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>>167246
i love cute attractive characters in sweaters
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>>167305
turtlenecks make my PENIS hard :nosebleed:
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>>167307
me too... do you have any pron of the sort? :nosebleed:
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>>167299
it is important for a boy of our sort to maintain proper dignity so that he may find a husband before he gets old. a loose boy is unwanted.

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
I wish I was a girk so I could post on /j/ (ಡ‸ಡ)(ಡ‸ಡ)(ಡ‸ಡ)
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Even non-girks can post on /j/ ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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>>167338
but wearing cute clothes is still required, right? :unsure:
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>>167337
perhaps in the next life.

Girl Talk@Heyuri
to be clear, im specifically talking about 3D females
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>>1118
>raccoon hair

Excuse me??
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wtf, thats what its called? i always knew them as stripes
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>>1120
oh.. oh no.. :dark:
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>>1120
Those are some really terrible photos. What I had in mind was whatever my babysitter had two decades ago but I guess I've been referring to them by the wrong name :sweat2:
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>>1123
when i see that style im reminded of the girls id see at the salon getting it, and they would have so much tin foil in their hair during the dying process, it looked like such a pain in the butt

Off-Topic@Heyuri
oyasumiii~
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😪

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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EPIC THREAD IS EPIC
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I finally had time to read this thread...
Akira-chan WINRAR!!! Teh most fun I had on this day :biggrin:
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this is a good thread. i like this thread ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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THIS THREAD IS FULL OF WIN :biggrin:
EPIC
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best thread :waha:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
hyjukuhyhjujjnnjmu
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1,2,3,4,5,6,7,(0)
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mm,jlik rt m,lk uijj
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yghgujyghhguuuuuujnm

Off-Topic@Heyuri
How do I use the entire W row for dumb characters like ゐゑ to be converted by default without selecting them? ゐ゙ゑ゙ヸヹ I need them to type Tewi

Keyboard tricks thread?

For anyone who does not know
si = し
tu = つ
etc.

thi = てぃ
dhu = でゅ
whe = うぇ
etc.

xtu = っ
ltu = っ
xi = ぃ
lo = ぉ
etc. x and l are fine

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TLDR cute tewi!( ´ ∀ ` )
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wyi = ゐ
wye = ゑ
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>>167288
OH RIGHT sankyuu~

Girl Talk@Heyuri
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If you KNEW that a man would take great care of you and love you for all of your days and fulfill all your needs, would you marry them?
Even if he lived very far away, and had to fly to meet you probably because you met on heyuri(for example), would you still do it?
He would probably have a lot of the same interests and hobbies you do and would like to cultivate them with you.
This hypothetical person wouldn't care about your lack of hygiene as he might have lived unhygienically too at one point.

Well, would you be interested in this hypothetical, totally fictional man? This is all just hypothetical, heh heh ( ´・ω・`)...
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>>960
>didn't get any secondary sexual characteristics until I was seventeen
wtf, is that why kids these days think being attracted to teens is pedophilia? I started growing pubes and facial hair at 12 and my beard hairs were about an inch long at 13, and I was horny all the time and jerked off about 3 times every day.
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>>960
Are you trying to impersonate me? I am a real man, or at least.. this HYPOTHETICAL man of which I speak is manly, I grew up with men not women. By the way I still check this thread in case anyone is interested in this hypothetical person.
>>964
The hypothetical man wouldn't be pursuing a long distance relationship, he'd actually move in/let her move in/buy a house with his new found lover. A long distance relationship would probably just cause this hypothetical man to still die alone ( ´・ω・`)..
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Mr.Hypothetical, if it wasnt clear by the other guy who asked for a girlfriend on heyuri a while ago, nobodys going to just be a random strangers girlfriend on the internet while knowing nothing about you. I dont think you should give up on love, but probably find a better way to get a girlfriend.:biggrin:
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>>978
I will gladly talk about myself with the girl, just need one to actually say she's up for it first!

>I dont think you should give up on love, but probably find a better way to get a girlfriend.
This is the best way! There is 0% chance of my soulmate being found where I live, everybody is dumb and the closest girl I could find that would be remotely close to anything I like(anime for a broad example) would probably find would be a reddit browsing loser with an IQ of 89(you may know the type i'm talking about).
BUT, if I come here, there is a pretty good chance I find a soulmate or someone close enough since they know at least how to use a browser to find heyuri lol.
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>>964
Wrong! Long distance relationships are the purest form of love. If both parties are willing to talk even when seggs is not an option, it means they both truly enjoy each other.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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If U get drunk in japan they turn you into a burrito :cry:
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:angry:
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But what if I want to be a burrito? :drool:
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>>167146
it would be easier to kick the shit out of him instead.
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>>167146
Buncha rubberchinkers
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japan, the place to be? :unsure:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
ARRGGGHHHHH I'D HATE TO GET STINKY GERMAN TOES SHOVED IN MY FACE LIKE THIS
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Eva fans live in groundhog day where they watch the same anime over and over every 4 years with slight differences for an eternity
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ASUKA FEETZ :biggrin:

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>23976

my pov (im phone)
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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(´・ω・`)
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
Praying to God my family doesn't fight over Christmas 🙏
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>>166519
i was hoping it would be Final Fight.. :(
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They fought shortly AFTER christmas... fml

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>>167231
Don’t worry, you still have your Heyuri family
:waha:
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>>167236
thank you :cry:
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>>167231
Bro c'mon I gave you exactly what you asked for.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
I got a cool christmas story to share, /b/.
So I was at my crappy job stocking da shelves today, and this cute little 4 foot asian girl gets in my way to get a yogurt, and bumps into me in the process. She bows and says "s-sorry!" and I awkwardly say "it's your g-finnnee!", and she runs away with her yogurt.
If that wasn't cute enough, two minutes later she came back over to me and said "please have this bracelet", and she proceeded to hand me pic related. My heart instantly melted.
The bracelet smells so good, /b/. It smells like sweet pussy juice burning eternally in the warmest incense pit in a comfy log cabin on a cool Winter's night. It's my only present, and I'm cherishing it for the rest of my life. :happy:
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>>166947
It's okay, he appeased the spirit. It will be okay as long as he keeps feeding in cum regularly.
OP, you should find that woman and marry her to break the curse.
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aw how cute, it looks like a mini-noose :xp:
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Op found random string in his house and decided to make up a story for it..:dark:
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>>166904
Kinda hawt...
Keep pleasing the spirit and post moar

Off-Topic@Heyuri
do u go to teh cums bar??? Σ(゚д゚|||)Σ(゚д゚|||)
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the restrooms at Asspara Restaurant & Cum Bar must be a great place to beat the poop out
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im a frequent visitor ヽ(´ー`)ノ

Off-Topic@Heyuri
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN IT'S THAT TIME OF THE YEAR AGAIN!!!

I am the announcer and I have decided to host the 2025 Mr Olympia competition before the end of the year. Now for the new blood that has entered heyuriopolis I will explain what the Mr Olympia competition is. This is where we judge men's physiques and will announce the greatest physique of them all. Let's see how great the competition is for this year.
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>>167209
damn tahs hawt! ヽ(゚ρ゚)ノ
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>>167209
i lol'd :xd:
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>>167209
*fapfapfap*
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shota PENIS
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>>167216
PENIS too big

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