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Why was the lounge russian thread autosage?

Это русофобия
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>>68915
>Америка соси хуй
и какое правило это нарушает?

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i will be bringing this up at townhall... kaguya was financed by the russian lobby, so expect him to accept my demands (´ー`)
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I don't think it deserves an autosage as it is, but I also dunno if there were posts deleted in that thread. If it's only >>68916 , it could be just deleted IMO :unsure:
>и какое правило это нарушает?
Rule 7 - Insulting countries isn't b& in itself (even though teh discussion may be likely heading to R7 territory), but I'd delete it for trying to derail a "cultural exchange" thread into politics

Also, while foreign languages aren't banned when there is any situation that justifies it (topic being related to languages/the country, having a reason to suspect the user you interact with can speak the same language, etc), note that posts replying to an English thread in a non-EN/JP language out of blue may be deleted too
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Cuz like all the other Russian threads and subsequent "why was X deleted?" spam/rule 9 attacks lately, it's just one fagg0t (OP) pushing a single topic as much as possible and being an retard about it when told to give it a rest

Teh thread had ran its course and mainly consists of ghey nationality trolling by one person, so there's no need for it to keep being age'd. I'd do the same if Rule 9ing fags were repeatedly posting/bumping Turkish threads, Polish threads, Swedish threads, etc., but those pplz generally understand the concept of "too much"
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>>68919
пошёл нахуй.

(NO U) banhammer


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YOU DAMN LOLicons! get a job
:angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry:!
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*gives you blowjob*
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i have a job working with kids :nyaoo:
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I lost my job working with kids because I touched them and they liked it so much that their parents got jealous or something :closed-eyes:
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>>148540
posting from prison?
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I'm at work right now! I direct traffic. It's a hard job, but pretty fun.

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while j00 were wasting ur life on internets i finished robotnik's revenge on time attack mode

...with rank F (^_^;)
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>>148481
most of them are really easy, but the labyrinth boss and that one boss with the floating platforms and the ceiling lazer are what i lost the most time on
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>>148481
I always assumed the design was deliberately that nearly every Sonic 2 boss can be cheesed to death

so taking 27 minutes is way too much time when every boss takes a few seconds, thus the rank F
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this is about as fast as i can bother getting right nao
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>>148506
that is a much more reasonable time ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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>>148453
Ha! Well~ While u were wasting ur life posting about beating sonic, I finished this indie game called Gunpoint! (゚ー`)

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I'm trying to make the loading animation longer + smoother by adding moar things to load + by making the framerate higher... (´人`)
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>>2703
if you're using CS6 there is an option to simulate downloading when you test the flash there's an option in view - simulate downloading and pick desired download speed.
Also as the other anon said https://img.heyuri.net/f/koko.php?res=2701#p11_2705, you can use mask layer and have a rectangle stretch or shrink to reveal the image in the loading screen, because stretching the image looks like trash
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>>2703
The way I used to test my preloaders is by using ruffle.rs/demo

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Train, say your prayers, eat your vitamins. Be true to yourself, true to your country, be a real American! 🍔🇺🇸
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OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEE 🇺🇸😄🇺🇸🇺🇸💗🇺🇸💗🇺🇸😄🇺🇸

somehow, I didn't get washed out when I watched fireworks this evening
horrible rain coming home though (´~`)
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Happy Independence Day America! 🇺🇸🔫 This is best day to celebrate by eat many Pocky 🍟 and authentic Japanese ramen noodle bowls 🎉🍜 and buy many anime and manga character merchandise for friends and family and for you!!! 👘 Beware of cheap knockoff Korea and China product, Japanese noodle and anime product is best quality!
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>>148516
Korean noodles 🇰🇷👌 > Japanese noodles 🇯🇵🙅‍♀️

But American burgers will always #1!!
And ya'll eat fried chicken at Christmas just cuz a marketing executive at KFC Japan lied and told you it's what Americans eat at Christmas. :rolleyes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flpoEt8zgu0
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AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAa FUCK YAEH
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>>148518
I'm pretty sure at least 95% of black americans eat fried chicken on xmas (the other 5% wish they could but can't afford it)

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any1 play this?
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yes ive played this but its hard so i stopped but i love the aesthetics of the game

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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cool guitar :cool:
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Teh heug :glare:

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is this show good?
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is this forever banned anon?
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>>148522
This was so shit:angry:
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>>148522
star wars is for men children just like any other shounen anime :closed-eyes:

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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The local shota... Pelo Pelo..
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Where would one find good shota content like this where it is not explicitly sexual but just ecchi.
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I shota! I shota! I shot a goddamn retard in the head :angry:
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>>4523
You could try tweaking around gelbooru with tags...
onee-shota -rating:questionable -rating:explicit

gives some corresponding results (don't forget to "Display all site content" in the options (the options that are inside the settings))
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>>4523
Probably already well known but.... Watch mahoromantic
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moar

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Here's desert! ^_^
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LOL I HAS GELATIN
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yummy
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THIS IS WHY KAMISAMA ABANDONED US
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The imouto puke guy should make a gelatin cake with it! :biggrin:
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>>148460
>>148486
you poor guys have no idea how tasty >>148459 is :drool:

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 .-.    _,  .-.  ,_    .-.
'-._'--' \_| |_/ '--'_.-'
'-._ \ | | / _.-'
`-.^| |^.-'
`\=/`

:iyahoo:
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pantsu bomber :astonish:

Flash@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>2719
I rav you! I rav you!!
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You rang?
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no, i won't reply!!
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Heyooo! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
Now it's your turn!

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Hello and welcome, to another edition of the Imouto Vomit Update!
Not much has changed since last week. Osaka's holding up well; she's certainly adjusted to being submerged in barf 24/7.
When I opened the container, the stink hit me immediately. It smells a lot like wet oak now. I like it :happy:
Two updates ago, I said I'd make this a bi-weekly thing, but I'm teetering towards making it once a month. I think the barf will probably stay the same, so long as I keep the lid on tight. Unless I leave it uncovered in the mailbox on a hot day, the fluid and the figure will probably stay the same for a long time. Let me know what you guys think! I read all of your messages, and I've enjoyed the tributes and shoops :waha:
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>Have you ever thought of putting in a little bit of imoutou vomit on your morning coffee
https://up.heyuri.net/src/4575.mp3
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>>148321
>put it under a microscope and see what kinda bacteria is swimming around
I think bacteria might be too small for most consumer microscopes, and they're also mostly transparent unless stained.

What might be interesting is taking a small amount of the vomit and putting it in a glass jar, and then jacking off in it to make a semen-vomit cocktail :unsure:.

Alternatively you can feed the glass jar your leftovers and see what happens; like those timelapses of rotting food you can find on youtube :nyaoo:.

I was going to suggest microwaving it as well, but I have a feeling that the smell would be too horrible to conceal :xp:.

Keep up the hood work OP:waha:
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>>148348
>hood work
OP IS BLACK???
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what is this what is this fucking shit I stumbled upon....
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This girl is sleeping too much lately...
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>>148455
In that case, Iruyeh-tan should take over for her sister while she naps (´ー`)
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>>148456
this means they will both work too much and won't have time to do battle (bond) and clash (have fun while heyurizen aren't watching)

are you really in favour of depriving these two sisters of each other? or are you just in favour of child labor?
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>>148457
...i was thinking of them taking shifts, but not at the expense of them missing out on quality family time (;´Д`)
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>>148458
if they take shifts they wont have time to hang out! You underestimate the amount of work a board-tan has to do...

The best course of action is... us! We need to learn to look after ourselves so that heyuri can rest and have more time to deepen her bond with iruyeh
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>>148462
You- you're right! How could I have been so blind?! (;゚Д゚)

kaguya, give mandatory nap time to heyuri-tan NAO! (`∩´)σ

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I watched this video today about Deniable Encryption vs Normal Encryption and now I want to use Veracrypt instead of continuing to use LUKS. Has anyone here used Veracrypt for their drives before for anything?
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I miss fucking my daughter.

That is all.
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>148399
i miss fucking your daughter
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>>148401

exclusively mine until 16. Liar.
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veracrypt doesn't work on windows 7 anymore so it doesn't matter now :(
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>>148399
I miss fucking this guys daughter too

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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Keroro Gunso Cum Jar Project 2010
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>/j
I hope that stands for jar.
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>Laaaame. At least do the easier pee jar project, if you're too lazy to do the cum jar one...

Pee is easier to get, especially if you're a woman, I should pour some pee in there (⌒∇⌒ゞ)
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>>4638
Show us a picture of your pee jar so we can spiritually send our cum to it.
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if you don't make a pee/cum jar and post pics we're cancelling this new Sgt Frog anime.
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>if you don't make a pee/cum jar and post pics we're cancelling this new Sgt Frog anime.
OKAY, OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Σ(゚д゚|||)

Lounge@Heyuri
Добро пожаловать. Снова.

давайте покажем пиндосам что это наш сайт!

for everyone else, dont translate that :shii:

Дорогие хейурианс!
Dear heyurians!

Lets exchange our culture, and open up new pathways to friendship between Russian heyurians and Western Heyurians
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ГОИДА
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Аутосадж?
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русские пришли в хэюри - но ест нюанс (;゚∀゚)
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ПАЦАНЫ, ГЛАВНЫЙ МОЧЕРАТОР ТУТ КАКАЯ-ТО ЛАТЫШСКАЯ ПИДРИЛА

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ХЭЮРИ БУДЕТ НАШЕЙ!! ВПЕРЕД!!!

Я РУССКИЙ Я ИДУ ДО КОНЦА!!!!
МОЯ КРОВЬ ОТ ОТЦА!!!!


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Did somone anounce the return of ProDefCH??
I made this flash to celebrate it, but it seems to have died again in the meantime, lol (;´Д`)
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>>148324
this is a great day to be alive
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>>148326
it is indeed!
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>Your browser sent an invalid or no HTTP referer.
fix your website dummie
im not gonna enable http ref in my browser
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wow, i thought it was dead for good.
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>>148176
does the shart party still care about us?

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Lets try this on our friends
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>>148387
hypnosis is cool.... but never (got) tried it on
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>>148483
Gaze at the center of the spiral. Pay attention only to that. As you stare into the spiral, scan your body with your mind, starting at your toes and moving slowly upward to your scalp. Release any tension that is in your muscles. You are starting to feel very relaxed now. You are in a safe place. There is nothing to worry about. You feel so very relaxed. You feel your willpower melting away. You are relaxed and ready to obey. Obey and relax. There is now only one thought in your mind...

"I will post pictures of my tits on Heyuri."
"I will post pictures of my tits on Heyuri."
"I will post pictures of my tits on Heyuri."
"I will post pictures of my tits on Heyuri."
"I will post pictures of my tits on Heyuri."
"I will post pictures of my tits on Heyuri."
"I will post pictures of my tits on Heyuri."
"I will post pictures of my tits on Heyuri."
"I will post pictures of my tits on Heyuri."
"I will post pictures of my tits on Heyuri."
"I will post pictures of my tits on Heyuri."
"I will post pictures of my tits on Heyuri."
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>>148485
i will post myself !! .. this weekend.. i just dont know if i should use body marking or just paper,, to write heyuri
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>>148488
You should write degrading things on your body. :drool:
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>>148491
i will !! of course !!

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if megan was my robot daughter i'd change her name to vicki and have her wear a red dress with a white apron every day!
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did they make her unatractive on purpose
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you can always make one! :saitama:
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>>148430
idk did god make you unattractive on purpose ┐(゚~゚)┌
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Don't get any funny ideas bud!
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>>148466
why not? i like to make people laugh!

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