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hey, whats up faggots? i heard last time some1 posted our EPIC KILLING of the last elephant you CRIED LIKE LITTLE BABIES 😚

anyway... what do you guyz think? should we merc this grey fucker too?
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An elephant never forgets. Prepare for revenge. ヽ(`Д´)ノ 🐘
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We are all elephants here, muterfucka.
We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us.
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ELEPHANT BROTHERS, RISE UP AGAINST THE OPPRESSOR!!! angry
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O SHIT
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not the little elephando cry

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i have no skills, no experience and basically no qualifications ( ´ω`) who wants to hire me?
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YOU ARE HIRED. CAN YOU START WORKING IN 10 YEARS?
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>>142035
NEET hurrayヽ(´ー`)ノ
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Sign here.

With signing this contract, you are hereby agreeing to be locked inside a dark room with nothing to do or experience. All that will be left is a ticking clock - that will stay as a reminder how teh time you haev left. Time will go stale as you go insane!
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>>142039
qb /(◕ω◕)\

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Wake up!!! You are turning into faganon!!!
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>>142304
he swallowed a burrito whole. nyaoo2
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OH NOES
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is faganon a person or a concept?
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>is faganon a person or a concept?
"There is an idea of a Faganon. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my faggotry, and you can shake my penorz and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there... because i'm probably posting CP on Heyuri.net ъ( ゚ー^)."
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I am the promised faganon whose come to save all teh Fujoshi of this site👼kuz

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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zomg partybus iyahoo
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I wanna ride teh party­bus (^Д^)
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>party­bus
Wait... WTF ヽ(`Д´)ノ
Does that mean im not allowed on teh party­bus...? (;´Д`)

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We should know just how "official" this place is as the new 4/f/. According to the last census, 4/f/ had 75 users. Only reply in this thread if you're from 4/f/.

I'll start:

ONE NAKED MAN
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32 NAKED MEN
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I lurked /f/ specifically for the last few years but been on 4ch for a decade and a half before. Thank you heyuri for keeping the dream alive.
(´¬`)
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FOUR NAKED MEN
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>>2026
FOUR NAKED MEN
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FOUR NAKED MEN

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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does anyone like marvel?
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meh, maybe when i was younger
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no. i only like nipponese media.
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same nyaoo-closedeyes
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haven't really cared about the movies since the first avengers
was always annoyed I couldn't find the comics in stores anywhere growing up, and then when I was older, everyone was pirating manga and no one cared about western comics
the Marvel vs Capcom games are kick ass

Marvel basically made themselves irrelevant, because as far as I can tell, they were a big deal for people my brothers' age, like a decade before me
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Batman better

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>142367
megamind nigra

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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What's up my fellow White Ni of America?
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>>142318
oh no! i gotta get out of here!!
sweat💨💨
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>>142319
NOT SO FAST!!

You forgot your complementary bottle of maple syrup. Thanks for visiting Canada, eh? :)
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>You are posting in a CANADIAN thread. ⚠
|Σ(゚д゚|||) | ε≡Ξヽ(;´Д`)ノ­‎ ‎|
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>sounds rly gay

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/October_Crisis

Apparently their members didn't exceed more than 10 people, split across two cells. I can't even find any photos of FLQ insurgents since they're so small and didn't last more than two months before they fled to Cuba. Sounds liek a failed wannabe IRA.
Nobody move, guys! The FLQ is here! They might bomb an empty mailbox! xd
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Canada's a pretty neat place, eh? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRjurRdep_Q

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I am going to buy some quick dry clay soon and start my figure making journey. 🐧c( ´ω`c ) wish me luck
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Good luck, but if you don't post progress here no matter how good or bad they are, i will curse you with bad luck for teh rest of your life ( ´ω`)
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>>142283
Thank you!
>>142284
ill try to. pls dont curse mee 🙏😢
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i have been experimenting with sculpey... but after reading some figure making materials, sculpey is not the right kind of clay. (´ー` ) quick drying clay la LaDoll or others are used in fig making or fig modding, so im getting soem of that, it will require no baking, which is good cause the baking is such a hassle. ( ´ω` )📝
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ganbatte
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>>142309
Please send pix of ur progress when u get it (´人`)

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Holy shiat!!! glare

LOL'd (^Д^)
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fucking kewl axe astonish

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Even though it's been gone for a while, who here used nashikouen? What sites are nashinals on now?(maybe i'm asking a crowd too old)
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I only know it existed. What was the point of it? Why is it gone now?dizzy
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it was some what of a refuge for u18 heyuri users after rule 0 was put in place circa 2023. go read the hhs article ヽ(`Д´)ノ
https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Nashi_Kouen
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It had oekaki.
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if i created a little mashup alias thingy, what should i name it?
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it's easyer for us to name your mashup if you tell us what it mashes up... closed-eyes
Anyways, name it "No More Niggers: Desperate KFC" nyaoo2

Flash@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>1990
Cute. Need moar of her (´¬`)
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It's like that episode of South Park but instead of George Lucas and Spielberg raping Indy, it's Hiroshimoot raping 4chan... (;´Д`)

She seems to enjoy it though, perhaps that's not the actual message, but since he's still fucking 4chan... i'd say it is basically that. unsure
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wut up! wut up! wut up!
wut up! wut up! wut up!
wut up! wut up! wut up!
wut up! wut up! wut up!
nut
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>>1990
audibly laughed. this is fucking amazing

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WELCOME TO JACKASS! biggrin
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LAWL
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Is the shopping cart ok??? (;´Д`)
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>>142246
That seems fun. I want to try

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Saw this at the library the other daydark
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>>142273
hawt!! lovedrool
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you all disgust me
you'd see picrel, a clearly distressed and defenseless girl begging for help, and think it's yours for the taking?!
shameles...
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>>142275
i say you should stop wanking your willy while drawing.
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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cool
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k3wl as h3ll
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cool
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Fukken cool
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cool

Site Discussion@Heyuri
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idk if this is the right question (;゚Д゚)
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>>68565
the buttsex board already exists, its called /b/, B stands for "buttsex"
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It seems to me that fu○○an effectively bans pr0nz, or they refrain from posting it and focus more on talking. I envision a fujoshi board on Heyuri would be more focused on ero and general image sharing in comparison, but I believe what Western sites are doing shouldn't affect Heyuri's decisions in the first place
[s1]those fags once deleted a Heyuri ad anyways[s1] angry

>If we do happen to have a sizable fujo demographic already, my guess is that they hold back from posting BL on Heyuri since they don't want to draw ire from the non-fujo users
This makes sense, but it also means we have no way to reliably measure teh desire for a dedicated board. Maybe this topic could be brought up during the next townhall
But then it would be before we have a chance to grow a fujoshi userbase. I agree it would be nice to have such a demographic, but I'm too clueless about growing it sweat2

>give us the /y/ board for 2d homolust
This would fail for 2 reasons:
1- noone refrains from posting yuri on existing boards, it's mainly a male otaku interest
2- yuri fans wouldn't enjoy scrolling through PENIS-in-male-ANUS threads until they find their tribadism thread, and likely vice versa

>No.68565
....until they cum! biggrin
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>>give us the /y/ board for 2d homolust
>This would fail for 2 reasons:
I assume they just meant male homosex, since /y/ is 4chan's yaoi board (/u/ being the yuri board). Incidentally, they ban shota over there as well, but then it's allowed on their /b/

I agree that we shouldn't try to have a yaoi+yuri board though - that would please nobody xd
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>>68571
yeah, /y/ would be for /y/aoi alone and not y/u/ri

also, 4chan only bans shota there because loli/shota anything isn't allowed outside of /b/
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>It seems to me that fu○○an effectively bans pr0nz, or they refrain from posting it and focus more on talking
I did sum research. They do allow pr0n on their BL board, but it's rarely posted. On the other hand, they have a dedicated board for "fetishes and kinks that are widely considered to be "extreme". That includes abuse, guro, bondage, etc."

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Finished an SWF I did for some friends. Some inside jokes you guys wont get. Enjoy!
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>>2041
Not OP, but it sounds liek a Genesis/MD soundfont. Maybe from a Sonic game? ┐(゚~゚)┌
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>>2041
There are is a secret credits screen you can find. The song is midnight greenhouse from knuckles chaotix. Couldnt find a good way to loop sorry.
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evil pope (;゚Д゚)
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>>2048
He is going to smite us all cry
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19/2000 = instant win iyahoo

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Lole! naicu

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