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No.113659 [Reply]
Take a guess about what's inside her
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.113735
>>113675
now 'azunyan~' it maeks moar sense!
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No.113736
Cameras
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Lounge@Heyuri
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No.3653 [Reply]
"Do you have a neat web community or chat group you'd like to invite people to? Maybe want to drop your messaging handle and strike up some conversations? Do it here." (do not post discord tags or servers, please)

Seeing the amount of depressed teenagers and hikkis on the website made me realize that we're all kind of loners. So I concluded that we'd benefit from a thread like this, copied straight out of uboachan ( ´ω`)
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No.12046
>>12045
can I connect my PENIS with ur butthole?
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No.12047
add me on XMPP: amlux@xmpp.earth
someday I want to make an XMPP chatroom but haven't figured out how yet.
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No.12158
I was thinking of making lit irc channel, I want to talk literature but dont have anyone. If there are any already active channel Id join them.
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No.12159
>>12158

Come to Newnet. We'll welcome you dearly.

Put gravelines-fr.newnet.net in the server (/6697 TLS) if you're in Europe or tildeclub.newnet.net if you're in NA (same settings) You should check if there are any literature channels, and if not, create one - we'll allow it. I'm a mod on #lisp, for example.

Have fun ＼(＾o＾)／
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No.12161
>Come to Newnet. We'll welcome you dearly.
I haven't had a geniune conservation in months, I might join
Off-Topic@Heyuri
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No.113644 [Reply]
You're outta touch, Heyuri.
You're also outta time.

cool
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No.113719
NO!!! The world's outta time. It's too forward. We shouldn't be living in the future. That's the problem.
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
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No.113669 [Reply]
while you were wasting your time on the internet I studied the blade
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No.113692
what a pretentious faghet lolz
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No.113727
Can we see the blade?
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No.113732
>faghet
Which one is it? A faggot or a heterosexual?
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No.113712 [Reply]
Alice hasn't seen you back home for several days and she's a little upset and worried. Where have you been?
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No.113723
i had to work overtime for mr krabs cry
im sorry
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>>113723
It's alright Spongebob. It's understandable, you're a breadwinner of your family, after all
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No.113730
>Where have you been?
anno... i haev been... Traveling! A few days ago i traveled to teh moon - it just took a long tiem to come back i didn't do anything suspicious biggrin
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No.113478 [Reply]
LOUDER!!!
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WAJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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WAAAAA
HAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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No.113509
waha!!
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No.113688 [Reply]
THE GAME
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Polish Uncyclopedia has a CYOA style version of "The Game", that I and my friends used to play a lot back in the day. Not sure if the english Uncyclopedia has something like that too

https://nonsa.pl/wiki/Gra:Gra
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No.113702
nonsensopedia... ah wspomnienia...
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No.113660 [Reply]
What do the turkish think of this guy? rolleyes
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>>113670
>person
that's a nigger
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No.113681
>>113680
but 130 kilos worth one ph34r
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No.113686
>>113680
*Nigra nigra
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>>113680
That's a type of person, though, isn't it?
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In a way... I think sweat2
Site Discussion@Heyuri
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No.67256 [Reply]
Reporting feature
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No.67257
is pretty useless

t. staff at some other ib
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Rule 8, greentexting

https://img.heyuri.net/b/koko.php?res=113688#p113691
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>>67257
Not true, it can be helpful if the IB has too many posts per hour.
t. My dad works at 4chan
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No.67262
>>67260
given heyuris activity i dont think mods have any trouble looking through every post. i do it and i am just a tourist wink
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No.67263
Someone said activity?
Site Discussion@Heyuri
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No.61523 [Reply]
>[Please do not do an illegal contribution.]
>[The contribution excluding 'POST' is not accepted.]
The fluff does that mean? I cant contrib OC wif dis weird stuffz/...
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No.61524
Either your post was b0rked in some way, or you're breaking teh law
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No.61525
I was scared someone would lose their OC due to that bug, and it seems to have happened...
https://ayashii.net/bbs.php?m=t&s=4336&c=58
It's a server-side bug that I can't do anything about sadly. Waiting for someone to move some site hosted on the same server as Heyuri to a different server, that should fix it
In the meanwhile, try using a private tab. That may fix it
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No.67255
I'm not sure, but it might have something to do with not doing POST requests? I think I've translated that same error before, but forgot what caused it
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No.113586 [Reply]
Tomo's favourite band is Weezer.
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No.113623
Ive never listened to weezer, is it worth giving them a shot?
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No.113625
>>113623
not unless you're a discord user
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>>113625
haha. what are you on about?
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No.113646
I like their demos.

"Thief, you've taken all that was me." is particularly great.
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The only song by Weezer I know is the "hip hip" one (I don't even know the title lol sweat2)
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No.113672 [Reply]
sorry to walk in on you - lock teh door next time!
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No.113676
i will keep walking in on her even after she locks the door so she learns to forge an unpickable lock, then i will break in on her so she learns to build an anti-break-in door, then i will install increasingly sophisticated spying tools so she becomes a paranoid schizphrenic and then uh... i cant remember my end goal
2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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No.18648 [Reply]
teh forbidden lolis... i will start with mimi-chan
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.113612 [Reply]
I don't want to work on this fucking resit assignment anymore, Heyuri! I can't fucking face it. Life is such BS. I should just fail and drop out and work on an oil rig!
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No.113614
>I should just fail and drop out
I hope u liek cleaning toiletz. biggrin
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>>113614
these days you need at least a dozen internships in sanitary engineer roles on your cv.
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No.113651
if you are a single man and CAN get a job on an oil rig and ENJOY IT (NO PUSSIES ALLOWED) then do it!! Just remember once you get a waifu you gotta quit or she will quit you when you are away from home for months on end!
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>>113651
i heard oil rig workers get paid a pretty good sum, is that true???!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!
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>>113653
Almost all manual labor jobs pay an amount 80% of uni graduates will never see in their life. The catch is that your body starts breaking down by the time you're 40.
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No.113637 [Reply]
i'd liek to kill and eat an angel. Especially taking its wings and roasting them over a fire drool
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wings r tasty biggrin
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.113243 [Reply]
i can see IPs nyu

Posts in this thread will display IP addresses.

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>>113290
nokoflag
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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>>113323
LIECHTENSTEIN !!!
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come at me!
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123.0.*.* is the best IP ITT, I win.
日本語＠へゆり
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No.1470 [Reply]
ものすごく変なランキングじゃないですか？いったい何の目的で大勢の人たちがアイルランドに旅行しているのでしょうか…
日本は観光客の津波に耐えられますように…( ˇωˇ人 )
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No.1471
言う方法を知らないが、けど
給料女性さまに世話をしてもらった、ボクたちは旅行するときに観光スポットを避け。給料女性さまはボクにたくさんコーヒー与えたヽ(´∇`)ノ
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>>1471
確かに、大都市のメイド喫茶で外人は予想より少なかったです。
日本語ができるのは顕著なフィルターになりますよね。
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No.1731
日本語の試練を乗り越えたものだけが楽しめるのか
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No.113630 [Reply]
I'm going to marry you whether you like it or not
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>>113630
i am very flattered, however i am already happily married! remember that homewrecking is a nono
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>>113631
>i am already happily married!
to whom!?
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>>113638
bant-tan ( ´ω`)
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>>113654
>bant-tan
I WILL KILL HER SO YOU CHOOSE ME IN TEH END!!!11!
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>>113655
unfortunately for you i married her not only because she's cute, caring, funny and loyal but also because she's a badass who won't hesitate to use her bat to defend herself

please, let's just all be friends...
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No.113652 [Reply]
2day i maed fried chicken nigra
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Throughout history, children have been able to psychically communicate with eachother across long distances through EM waves emmitted by head lice. The lice attach directly to the childs skull to recieve neural impulses. This symbiosis is a natural part of childhood and essential to healthy emotional development. Lice removal and hair care services are a government project set up to protect the adult conspiracy from the revolutionary threat posed to it by children bearing these special powers. Make sure to keep your children away from hairdressers and take them to local nit-sharing parties at least once a year!
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>>113345
I'd advise against that since it risks killing the lice. Consider gently brushing her hair instead, to stimulate the flow of blood–upon which the lice can feed.
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Little girl hair does have a unmistakable visual allure about it. I can almost imagine the texture between my fingers, as soft as kashmire.
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>>113345

I wanna cum on the nape of a JKs neck.
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