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2D Ero@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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LOL PENIS
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Pp hug! ^_^
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s-she would die if it enter her.... :astonish:
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>>4094
That's why she's hugging it to appease the monster. As if to say to the beast, "p-please don't go inside me, mister PENIS!"
Look at her soft face resting on the foreskin, just barely masking her underlying terror bubbling to the surface as an expression of worry. She was abandoned by her family as a sacrifice to the slumbering dragon, and now it is a matter of life and death. Praying under her breath that the one-eyed eel is pleased with her meager offering.

also that's a big dick lol

Lounge@Heyuri
Does Heyuri liek it? Who are your favourite rapers?
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its not something i typically listen to - but when a tv show or whatever plays it i enjoy itヽ(´ー`)ノ
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I do not like rap so I usually don't listen to it :purin:
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I've been getting into teh Memphis scene lately.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOk8geFtE5I&
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i dont have a favorite raper (・A・) they all sux
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the only rap I've bothered listening to is the Beastie Boys ┐(゚~゚)┌

Girl Talk@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Boners r so kawaii! :blush:

Flash@Heyuri
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
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exactly what it says, I'm dumping videos I've saved
join in if you feel like ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahah
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this one is a classic
no more for now from me

also, I somehow made another thread when posting this and I don't know if it was because I wasn't paying attention or if it was a bug
probably the former ( ´ω`)
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>>148863
Is this one of the ones that Murata Range worked on? Retrofuturistic artstyle looks familiar.
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>>148883
I don't think so. I can't find anything, at least.

Murata's work is so goddamn cool, I fucking fell in love with his art in Groove on Fight.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Hey guise, just posting a normal photo of my ANUS, nothing unusual to see here, please go about your day. (´~`)
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>>148868
What if it's a cute boy? :nyaoo2:
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>>148871
Hmm, okay. I'll put my sweaty ojisan cock into that. (´¬`)
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😰
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kewl ANUS ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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LOL

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Flash@Heyuri
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taht was fun :biggrin:
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>>2754
I like it. I learned that you can push rocks. Which is the only way I can kill bats.
I tried drowning them, but nothing happens. Any advice?
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>>2762
I think you meant to reply in the other thread. the bats need to be fully submerged without being able to fly up, then they turn upside down and die after a while
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>>2764
Boy do I feel silly. Thank you

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i want a safe for work shitpost board that isn't /vip/
where do i buy the heyuri pass for this site's /vip/
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OWNED:xd:
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>>148766
>Passes cost $1000 for 1 year or $2000 for 3 years, which is about $83.33 per month—or less than a single video game.
how am i suppose to afford this?
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teh asspass gets your everywhere u want :3
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>>148766
kewl i was the 10000 visitor and got a free pass!!
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Look at this elephant i drew ✊:biggrin:
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>>148778
moslam? :huh:
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>>148768
muscle elephant.. sugoi :love:
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made a quick tribute to this thwead :smile:
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better version
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>>148799
waow!!! EPIC WIN!! :dance::dance::dance:

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Hello heyuri

I do not recommend veracrypt
Please use luks if you value your stashes, time and energy bills

Luks is not hard. Infinitely faster and compatibile with your fridge if you really want to store cheese pizza on fridges, you can get your drive encrypted and decrypted even by pinging your computer from remote taliban radio towers carried by sexiest goats of the mountains.

In contrast veracrypt is slow, hard to use, forces you to do dumb rituals where it asserts dominance over you (like forcing you to plug in a usb drive for a mandatory decryption header for system encryptions), I could not get it to support multiple keys and I don't care because I will not do research for it, any modern encryption should have it in GUI because windows is GUI and I used it on windows. Windblows! Also their creators seem gay because they have a company set up with copyrights for veracrypt and microsoft recommends them so they must work for gay NSA or something.

My main complaint is how stupidly slow it encrypts files. I have my HDDs at steady 130-140mb/s write but veracrypt encrypts it at some 3mb/s or something (they are not even clear about it because they only show you percentage and not actual sizes like all software made for clinical retards!!!). It takes ages. If they said 'sorry, we know it is slow and we won't do anything about it' then I would drop my files to another HDD for a bit, then wipe and implement encryption to the original drive and drop files back in once drive is fit for storage. It is infinitely faster, as if encryption was not slow but veracrypt makes it slow, for who knows whose benefit or sick pleasure.

Veracrypt is also unclear about their definition of keys. I wiped a wrong drive that contained the sole key for my veracrypt archive drive and only realized it after I wrote over data. That was my bad. But I thought since my key was an image I had downloaded from pixiv especially that it does hash of the first 1024kb they say. Since I moved around my earlier loli porn keys from drive to drive with no problems I assumed that it is fine and no metadata hash bullshittery would occur, and so I'd believed I could just redownload the image and decrypt it but I was wrong. They don't provide documentation on how it all works because COPYRIGHTS probably like all of them. How is SHA256 worth copyrighting? Or your dogma of keys? Common knowledge at this point.

I had assumed it to be retardproof like all windows supporting programs, especially since some functions were so dumbed down and even had a nanny prompts that would prevent you from shredding all data constantly or refusing to work until our little boy picks a better password! I did not even want to but it made me combine a file key with a password for some ungodly reason. I simply wanted smugging zundamon to be my key. No! Rabbitfield must have it hard! You can move around and change metadata appearently but not when you download it! DAME DESU!!! DAME DESU!!! So I lost the entire drive.

I'm not so much of a dummy to not have a backup, but I lost most of newer files from this january until now and I blame veracrypt. I know I should've made a copy of the key and pay more attention to what I wipe, but it still is a pain in the ass. Imagining people who trust these devils with their data and have no backups is so sad. Besides I buy electronics in bulk and names of my drives look the same in the terminal ;_;

Luks can serve many different keys, I have not read or checked but I would blindly bet you could make an entire system of permissions with different keys and data pieces while veracrypt would never do it. Luks decrypts my root in like 3 or 4 seconds while booting up windows from veracrypt takes like 30 seconds and windows is on a faster drive than linux. How bad. Why is veracrypt so slow? Any pentium with luks would outcompete i9 with veracrypt it appears.

I wanted to have a copy of my dearest parts of archive available for windows in the worst case, and one with much more sensible and mature linux ways. I can't get windows to read ext4 but I can get linux to read NTFS. In case I have no linux lying around I could still manage my archives with windows. Now I'm synchronizing my remaining copy to that bad veracrypt windows drive now that it had been properly wiped into ext4 luks. Luks never failed me, every time when I had problems with it they were purely because I was the moron. It will still take about 3 more hours, currently at 140mb/s being transferred from a luks drive to another luks drive. It is very good for HDDs. I can make tea on my HDD. I could actually attempt making tea on it next time I overwork them. Interesting idea.

Today I dug in guts of my linux instance and -----EVENTUALLY----- fixed my issues and it runs faster most of things than windows now. I feel good and I learned things. I finally know how my distro works for the most part.
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>>148759
Paranoia keeps me going
>>148764
Not much work, luks is like 3 commands and ready to go, and you can embed automatically decrypting and mounting all your drives on system boot
I enjoy it a lot :3
>>148773
I am not sure what happened. Metadata could change like date of last access or something and it would still work, though when I redownloaded the key it broke. I already wiped the failed veracrypt container. Now I'm figuring out why linux guys hate anything even associated with windows.
This is what I wanted as a key https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/113132831
It's ok now. I will spam negative reviews and spread rumours on veracrypt to scare people off.
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>>148764
I use a mnemonics based on qabbalistic correspondences to remember my passwords. 👿
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>>148781
Youre not a good paranoiac if you use Windows just sayin
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>>148674
lol fed
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>>148801
this
we use gentoo in our mental asylum

Site Discussion@Heyuri
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kaguya another user accidentally made a new thread on /o/ that was meant to be a reply. Just pointing it out... If it is just user error and not a bug maybe something should be changed to prevent it from occurring so often? ┐(゚~゚)┌
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I just updated the POTI-board software there to the latest version
If it's still happening, it's probably best to tell its developer... But I need to know what exactly causes it
Also made it so that post is now a reply instead of a separate thread :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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>>68927
Thank you kagunya!!!! 😚💗

Hopefully this will be the end of the mystery problem.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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they spread ebola and bite children!!!

2D Ero@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Girl Talk@Heyuri
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certain girl one book about love and now she is very ronery!
what books do you?, yuri?
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>( ´ω`) pls tell me theyre related..
I haven't finished it yet, but I'm 3/4 the way through and I don't think so. However, the uncovering of the messy, intertwined nature of the two MC's parents is a key plot point, with one MC's parent turning out to actually be the other MC's parent, and one MC turning out to be half-siblings with another love interest for the other MC ┐(゚~゚)┌
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>>43
:dizzy: confusing! I just want big brother romance!
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wen i get lonely i post on heyrui! :unsure::happy:
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wen im lonery i under blanket and! and cry!!
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my onee-chan would read entire books at the store as if it were a library. funny way to save money on books :biggrin:

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https://youtu.be/ynE63aUxWJg

Bruh, why on Earth won't anything I put up that isn't a Short get views anymore?
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Oversaturated niche maybe. Try a different topic. What's your most viewed video? Try to make another one in it's niche
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boring video
include more shotas and i will watch
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From what i can gather the presentation of your last three videos is somewhat contradicting. With a title like "Mario Party's unbalanced 1v3s" i'd expect one of those 20 minute matter-of-fact analysis on game design. Instead, it's video under a three minutes. The way i see it, whereas long videos tend to be reserved for more expository, technical and neutral-in-tone explanations, while shorter videos need to be more opinionated, humorous and reflective of the author's viewpoint. Of course, that is, at best, just a general rule of thumb. ( ´ω`)

The greater issue here is writing. I don't say it out of meanness, but yours kind of sucks :sweat2:. "When a player lands on a square... Or perhaps, better a circle, i should say" it's a line that doesn't deserve to be uttered, much less given the emphasis you did. The rest of the video is indeed an explanation of why said minigames aren't fair, but whether you have a fair point or not, it's simply not a particularly interesting explanation :ph34r:

Creating any piece of art it's a question of style and technical quality, with the ultimate goal being the expression of an idea. If you want to go forward making videos about videogames then take a look at what VGDunkey or Yathzee from ZP/FR have done. Good, bad or indifferent, the videos they put out are distinctively theirs. They could (and have) make videos way outside the videogame niche, but people watch them regardless because the draw is their personality in the first place. If you want to talk about Mario Party's 1v3 minigames, that's fine, but do it your way :wink:.

PD: By "technical quality" i basically mean not sucking in more apparent ways. For example, your background music could be a couple of decibels down

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holy SHIT, those knockers could knock someone out :astonish:
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good morning ヽ(´∇`)ノ i am from poland
picrel was also from poland
and he raped chilldren
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how can i annoy my roommates without them knowing about it? i was thinking about spraying their food with a watered down sperm
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wipe ur butt with the towel or clothes in the laundry basket (if they have either in the bathroom) - they'll probably notice eventually. its what i used to do to piss off otou-san :ph34r:

Your fortune: Only time will tell

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infest their beds :smile:
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Better yet. Put a humidifier in your room and put low concentrations of various substances in it. Psychoactive substances would be extra cool
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>>148692
Don't do this, it makes mustard gas. :closed-eyes:
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>bedbugs.mp4
KILL EM WITH FIRE :sweat:

Lounge@Heyuri
Caution, this is gonna be a stream of consciousness.

When age comes up, I often claim to be older than I actually am, usually saying I was born in 1969. The trend is people pretend to be young, because they wanna be hip, talk to young people and groom. I assume. In my case, I don't want to be bothered by people sliding into my DMs, but it's also a wish that I was older. Maybe not that old, but still, 10 years at least.

I'm still kinda old as is, but as a result, I know what I've missed far clearer than anyone else, and I've been feeling this way for at least a decade. The chances I would have been the same person are minimal, my family circumstances were way different before I was born. But if somehow everything turned out the same, but 10 years earlier, I feel I would have achieved a lot more, or at least appreciated a lot more.

I could have seen the arrival of VHS, enjoyed arcades at their prime, entered uni at a time where discovering anime and Japan was more unknown, see the flourishing of the internet through limitations and thus more creativity. So much missed and only seen as a historical glimpse into the past. I experienced all these things, but right at the tail end of them. I know I'm lucky, but the door was closed right before I got to enter that paradise.

At least I got the 00s, but I wish that was the climax of my life, not the start. I envy the dead, but at least I get really crazy porn these days, so really I guess I can't complain all that much.
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I don't think I'd turn out any differently as long as I had access to the internet ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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>>14466
Oh man no kidding, certainly the kids today have it rougher now. At least it seems that way, overtesting, sloppy education, straight up plain exploitation into a system dedicated to slap them with debt before they understand money management. Not to mention all the culture shit with sexual fuckery they have to deal with.

That said, skibidi toilet is surprisingly good.
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at least you experienced the 00s... ( ´,_ゝ`)
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>skibidi toilet is surprisingly good.
please elaborate
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>>14491
i'm not him but behind the obnoxious toilet humor it has good animation and a solid storyline

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