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Flash@Heyuri
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I wish I was a girl, so my perversity would be more fun ( ´ω`)

I would also get to orgasm in public (pad+vibrator) and noone around would notice ( ´ω`)
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They notice. :biggrin:
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I wish I had a wife, so my perversity would be more fun. :kuma6: I would orgasm inside her in public and not care if anyone around notices. :kuma6:
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I don't particularly care about being a girl, since having a PENIS is pretty fun, but I at least wish I'd look like one so I could find myself hot.
Exhibitionism feels pointless if I'm not exhibiting something that's worth looking at.
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>>171695
i would luv 2 be sexually abused, while secretively also liking it! :xd:

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do you ever think about...women?
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once and while maybe
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>>171613
Would ya make me a sandwitch?
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>>171442
faggot
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>>171440
>women
too old

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I wish i was a baller

i wish i was a little bit taller
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i wish had a gyaru who looked good :nyaoo-closedeyes:
i would call- oh, she... she looks kinda scary... um... guys? :worry2:
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>>171710
hana chan was doing the right thing for all of japan
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>>171750
I like where this is going. :biggrin: :drool:
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gyaru X otaku is the most kawaii pairing :xd:
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Bought myself a skirt w/ a matching top ( ´ω`)
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>>171724
Is this good? :mask:
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i'm of the opposite opinion of the poster above: you MUST show your balls and pen0r when possible as otherwise there is no point to being a trap. that's teh allure of crossdressing. :glare2:
if i wanted to fap to a girl, i'd fap to a girl. i wanna fap to a MAN who LOOKS like a girl. :angry:
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pic with pen in pooper or FUCK OFF :angry:
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>>171715
very biteable ballz:tongue:
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i can see youve already hit twinkdeath (if you ever hit twinkhood)

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my father… was :kuz:…. and a :kuma6:..

and one night..

he goes off…CRAZIER than usual… banning everybody..

mommy gets the :waha:! to defend herself..

he doesn’t like that..

not

one..

BIT.
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:astonish:
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he banned ur mom :cry:
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so.. me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it...

he turns to me and he says.. WHY SO :emo: SON?
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Not. One. BUTT. :onigiri:

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HALT

ATTENTION LURKER!!!

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

YOU MUST POST NOW OR UR B&!!!!!!11one ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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あ!

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You will nevah catch me alive!!! ヽ(`Д´)ノヽ(`Д´)ノ

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no ban pls :cry:

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Flash@Heyuri
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Who in the original gang had the biggest shlong for Nazz? Personally, I'd have to say Rolf had the biggest sausage out any of the stooges of the jawbreaker jungle

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i wish i wasn't such a baka
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>>171676
i like myself a lot but i'm still the biggest baka on earth and want to stop doing the wrong thing every time i turn around. i'm even fully aware that i'm doing something baka while i'm doing it but i can't stop myself! it's like my brain and my body are two separate people! even when i know what the right thing to do is i do the wrong thing anyway!
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>>171689
the fact that you're reflecting on whether you're doing something baka already makes you not too baka imo. but if you keep overthinking that you might be doing something baka when it's actually not too baka is paradoxically kinda baka indeed lol. i dunno life's a fucking mess for everyone. it just feels like you're the baka-est because you're experiencing your subjective consciousness firsthand
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>>171674
lmfao. this bitch has black face and toys in her hair.
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sometimes you need to accept who you are
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welcome to the club

2D Cute@Heyuri
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>>8624
pears are raw meat from Fuminori's perspective
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i just shit myself
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goodnight ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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OYASUMI!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
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Flash@Heyuri
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anywhere i can download the song? (´ー`)
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>>4387
song name here >>4376 you can find it on youtube
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:dance2::dance2::dance2:
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Something about naked school girls and stinky cheese just go so well together
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>>4406
Dont forget to top it off with a nice bordeaux 🍸

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Necroposting!!!! :dance:
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OH NOES
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party hard'ing pantsu :dance2:
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Anime/Manga@Heyuri
freshly picked unscanned marshmallows:
https://azu.nfshost.com/azu/res/2433.html
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Adorable.

SOMEONE WAKE UP THIS BOARD ALREADY :angry:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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can we get a showflag ?
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depends what kaguya says

but more importantly.. look at that butt
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viet cong win fuck assdick, bitch, dick in ass american baby pig PENIS big? no, small PENIS hahahaha!!! viet cong #1 forever!!!!
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display this
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noone understands my art :emo:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
It's been a while since someone last did this
We already have Polls@Heyuri but I made this poll on another site just so you can comfortably answer without worrying about Heyuri staff-san learning about your age range, even if you're actually underageb&

VOTE: https://www.polltab.com/fXUOmKAa-aNVn
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Is there no way to see the results without voting? I don't wanna vote again just to see them, I don't wanna unfairly influence the outcome.
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you may see the results by appending /results to the URL
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>>171385
if you try to vote again it tells you that you've already voted and gives you a link to view the results
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@ 90 votes
(also bump!)
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>>171127
who r teh grannies? wanna share contacts?

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I don’t mean to sound depressing, but i really just want to be happy again, nothing works :sad:
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>>171547
thinking of the past reminds me of bad things, but there was good moments too i suppose
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>>171506
>>171504
>>171491
>>171490
Caek is a lie, just like happiness. :emo:
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when I was younger I too used to make emo posts online. now I think it's embarassing
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be the change you want to see in the world
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>>171485
if it's serious it might make sense to consider prof help and medicinos tho. shroominos seem to help according to teh experts as well yo. happy shroom revolution

Flash@Heyuri
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You are currently being hunted by the thing your username/gamertag is based on. They are intent on brutally murdering you.

How fucked are you?

Your fortune: You just lost the game

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I can't think of a better way to go :waha:
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:love::love::love:
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I am being hunted by random ascii characters :unsure:
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ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
Pepsi or coke?
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>>171615
:nigra:'s drink Sprite, orange or grape soda though
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PEPSI
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PEEPEE :biggrin:
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7-Up :cool:
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coke but only if it's made with real sugar. the hfcs version that most people drink tastes like battery acid.

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