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Let's group together and voyage to some faraway uninhabited island and form our own little secluded society there.
I vouch for Amatignak Island, it's own american soil! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amatignak_Island
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uninhabited_island
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any user who discusses the heyuri society without once mentioning lolis or anything adjacent gets 1 million funny money and gets to spend a day with kaguya himself. anyone who does gets killed
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We should find an island in a territory with a very low age of consent and a military to defend it. Epstein made the mistake of using an island out in the middle of nowhere with no military so america just invaded and conquered it.
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You can't kill me if I have thousands of somalian mercenaries to defend me and my loli harem
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here's something inspirational, there exists a small settlement in an inhospitable sub-antarctic island called edinburgh of the seven seas with 300 habitants and a thriving culture! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edinburgh_of_the_Seven_Seas
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>>112308
Even though I agree that the discussion of such subjects is too saturated on the website, as you may know, all female heyurizens were banished during the Black Monday (see https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Black_monday). As such, the lack of fertile women will cause the extinction of the colony. I suggest the creation of the Ministry of Reproduction, that will take care of acquiring good fertile females in kidnapping expeditions and through trade with island countries of the orient.
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>>112319
Alaskan Natives also look the closest to Japanese out of all the American natives, so we should have good pickings.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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do they contain teh blood? glare
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Yeah, that's what makes them yummy.
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Konata's virgin period blood cookies
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>>112297
>Konata's virgin period blood cookies
tastes sweet (・∀・)

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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With 4 ears (human + neko) you can wear 2 headphones at once biggrin
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quadraphonic hearing is moe~!
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I would torture them by kidnapping them and playing two different songs at max volume in both different sets of headphones.
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>>112298
>I would torture them by kidnapping them and playing two different songs at max volume in both different sets of headphones.
bakemono! ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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>>112298
KISAMA

that being said, why stop at two, you've got four ears
a truly EVIL being would play four different songs

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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futons > bed? glare
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believe it or not, that's someone's fetish
https://bbw-chan.link/inf/res/70081.html
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i sleep on the bed because i am a civilized european
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i sleept on a futon for 5 years, past years i did buy tatami mats + a smaller futon i put away! It's hard, but i like it. Best part of owning a futon is teh extra space which teh bed normally taeks up.
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>>112281
is there anything out there that isn't somebody's fetish?
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2D Cute@Heyuri
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GOAL! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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mugi-chan's wealth is strange to me, perhaps she'll haev to sell herself to pay of teh debt of all the money she stole! How will she get out of this!?
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is there any place to read old 少年マガジン issues around shouwa 40?
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ultraman end
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kasa obake is goofy sweat2
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>is there any place to read old 少年マガジン issues around shouwa 40?
Have u looked into mandarake?

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i just now realized that kuz from heyuri was the same kuz of sharty
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Why they put this thread in autosage? They are trying to hide something?
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Even though the thread has been in autosage for a month I request you all to post your cutest kuzzykins art ^3^ I'd really appreciate it…drool
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kuz was teh cute animegirl all along
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I neeeed her on my PENIS angry

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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I believe that she is teh cutest imouto...
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
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RIDE FAST!
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its catmast already? glare
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>>112231
I have the same pc case under my desk and I can't remove the hdd without removing the mother board let alone plug it in my current rig. I hate the old tech angry
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You can take the big clunky drive cage out and install the HDD wherever you want (such as in the floppy drive bay) - I did this recently with my nostalgia machine biggrin

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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mouse lemurs are kawaii as hell
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cool rat

Lounge@Heyuri
I have OCD, although it's not as bad as some people. I don't do stuff like washing my hands so much. But I do check my alarm like 5+ times to make sure it's on and stuff like that. I'm a weirdo and obsessive about things but never have been diagnosed with autism.
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>>11618
I like both girls and women which I don't consider a disorder. I wonder how common prepubescent-exclusive pedophilia is compared to "a loli is fine too".
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Possible, but since i like my guns i wont pry into the matter any further ( ´ω`)
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i was diagnosed with adhd as a kid, its probably still true (and not in a hehe i'm quirky way)
i also probably am a schizoid, but truthfully any weeb or basement monkey who uses an alt chan like this fits the same description, so i dont think its special ( ´ω`)
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i said to lady i have anxiety or ocd and worries about teeth and with rambleness out of sleepiness and i got diagnosis with anxiety + decline meds then i realize it's easy to fake a mental illness in america when i got out of the er so i put myself in a manic mode by spamming everyone around me and confusing them its very fun saitama2
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almost certain i have BPD

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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Yoshinoya-sensei has teh best costumes nosebleed
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She was the best character in Hidamari by far and made me fall in love with it the most.

Site Discussion@Heyuri
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seeing that KYM article felt baffling so I had to look things up
here's a 4/v/ post from 2015 that uses it in the "modern" sense, because I know that I've seen it used in normal speech and it isn't just some modern meme bullshit from 2020
https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/318643076/#318646604

the post is a bit of a trainwreck grammatically so I dunno if it's just using the phrase in normal speech or not
if the post had the words "skill issue" outside of a sentence, I'd totally say that's R8, that blew up in 2021 as a no-thought-required set phrase
but just describing something as being an issue with skill (and in context, it seems to be used that way?) really shouldn't be
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these posts from 2008 prove that the defendant is innocent
https://old.sage.moe/_/search/text/%22skill%20issue%22/order/asc/
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KYM report threads = ghey xd
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>>67319
OMG IT WORKeD!!!1!1

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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lolis with rulers
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
While you were wasting your life on the internet, i beat Castlevania: Bloodlines
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As Eric or John?
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never finished it, I really should
honestly, I think I say that in a lot of these threads lmao

it's still true though
bloodlines kicks ass ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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>>112226
As John. The lack of a diagonal attempt isn't compensated by Eric's super jump. Plus, i think the spear only has a hitbox on the tip, though i'm not completely sure about that.
In the manual it says that LeCarde would have to take different paths than John at times. In practice you only skip a screen here and there, it's not like there are unique areas only accesible through the jump ┐(゚~゚)┌

>Never finished it
The password system makes it so you only have to beat a stage once if you choose so. I don't agree with it design-wise since, in my opinion, a full run is so enjoyable, but the option is there
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>>112228
diagonal attack*
I don't know what happened there (;゚∀゚)

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Hello music makers of Heyuri, I am looking for a midi sequencing software that JUST FUCKING WORKS. Every midi software I download is way too complicated for my tiny little cute brain. In other words, I only want to place squares and make melodies with instruments, like https://onlinesequencer.net/.
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I use Bitwig! It is nice.
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I use SunVox. It's EXTREMELY complicated.
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I used to use Anvil Studio like 15 years ago (and was terrible at it). I don't really do MIDI stuff now though, I'm a tracker guy.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Can any densha otaku explain to me what's so interesting about trains? I genuinely want to know
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How come there are no anime focused on trains?nyaoo-closedeyes
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I'm more concerned about the lack of anime about bodybuilding Σ(゚д゚|||)
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>>112186
>I'm more concerned about the lack of anime about bodybuilding Σ(゚д゚|||)
what i'm more concerned about is teh lack of anime about calculators ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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>anime about calculators
Alright, give me your pitch. I'm curious ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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>>112209
>Alright, give me your pitch. I'm curious ヽ(´ー`)ノ
here it goez... there's a special kind of calculator that is just teh calculator-form of a fairy... sum fairies are evil so they need to be sent to DEACTIVATED

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Uhm I am the Mayor of Petalburg City, Our city has become quite barren recently as we only have a gym and no other places of interest and thus I have come here to ask of you to edit our small city. If successful we shall rename it Heyuri City in Honor of your hard work.
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*enters PC store*
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I like this idea!
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in the PAL version, the blue buildings don't say "SHOP", but "MART"...

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