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Off-Topic@Heyuri
Heyurizens what are you doing for Easter holidays?
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I'm sick.... :worry2:
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>>179149
get well soon anyon:wink:
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eating chocolate and sleeping ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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>>179153
choco bnuy?
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2D Cute@Heyuri
praise thy god

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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:kuma6::kuma6:ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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>>24719
wow, i love AI nao
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Why do people like that image? :sweat2:
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its cute!
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>>25041
i have a fetish for eye masks

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
loli delux
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
happy easter hey00ri! :biggrin:
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HE IS RISEN. ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Lounge@Heyuri
How do you determine someone's birthday without asking them directly?

My best friend's birthday is coming up, but i dont know the exact day. please help me :depression:
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just ask... "your birthday was [random date], right?"
i personally don't give a fuck if someone forgets my birthday; just knowing it's this month would be more than good enough 4 me :mona2:
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>>15533
I assumed OP was trying to avoid spoiling a surprise but yeah tbh this is the best way

My own family can't remember my birthday, so I don't mind repeating it, I think most people are like that.
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just say you forgot its nbd
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>>15526
BY PUTTING THE AGE VERIFICATION INSIDE THEIR OPERATING SYSTEM OF COURSE, WHAT ELSE?!
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Count the rings inside their ANUS :nagato:

Girl Talk@Heyuri
Finally getting a pair of these. :hokke:
pls congratulate me.
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Congrats on no longer being barefoot! ヽ(´∇`)ノ LMAO

Okay but actually these are really cute, happy 4 u anon! :nyaoo:
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>>1711
Thank you! <3 <3 <3
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i love your shoe

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Why is this game so hard
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
ドーマン!セーマン!ドーマン!セーマン!
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スゴイ!
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LETS GO!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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There's a nigra on the moon! :astonish:
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Nigga stole my moonbuggy. :nigra:
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we are sendings humans back to teh moon, anyone following this event? I think its pretty cool after 50 years
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>>178803
I'm glad they chimped out and ate all the space funds with their Great Society welfare state bullshit so we couldn't just continue going there 50 years ago, thank you :nigra: now you can twerk and nae nae over Neil Armstrong's footprints or something
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MOONS CLOSED

Flash@Heyuri
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
fgdfgdfgfghxcxfbfd.
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
Drop your cocks and grab you socks! We're going to be playing real manly games! :angry:🔫:angry:

Clear your schedule and mark your calendar for April 4th (17:00 UTC time) for we are going to be playing Unreal Tournament 2004.

Installation is straightforward.
https://www.oldunreal.com/downloads/ut2004/full-game-installers/

UT2004 is free so you don't have an excuse to not play!
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Happy to serve, sir! o7
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Is there an archive of the session?
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you guys played nothing but ctf :closed-eyes: so who were the russian guy and the guy with an x in his nickname? they were such tryhards. are they really from heyuri :unsure:
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>you guys played nothing but ctf
We were playing on some random server since the guy who said he's host for us no-show'd

It would have been nice to mix up the modes more - maybe we can do it again in future
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still playing????

3D Girls@Heyuri
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
i've never played it before but im gonna beat all of you in unreal tournament :cool::cool::cool:
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Aimbot hax0r! 🔫😘

2D Cute@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Ui kami loli kami

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Acid party
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did you guys have sex :nyaoo2:
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>>178893
Yay yay :biggrin:
>>178940
Tails is hardened debian with configs and stuff, my system is more than that :angry:
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>>178895
Yes, we may all all be filth
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>>178941
No, fujo! :angry:
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>>178970
tails is amnesic. if they get your pc they can see stuff in the cache. Or they can make you decrypt it (you will fold under threats of decades in jail. kr torture)

Tails avoids that because it saves nothing. It destroys all evidence everytime you log out.

Lounge@Heyuri

I think the deep state is silencing certain people by planting obscene amounts of CP on their premises and arresting them later. This works well to silence dissenters and also not create martyrs because most people aren’t going to want to support someone who has THAT much child porn. Plus when they’re in prison they can kill them under the pretense of “other prisoners taking action”. I mean we know the deep state isn’t beyond killing people in prison after labeling them pedos. Of course this can get murky. How does one differentiate actual pedophiles from people who have been planted.

This is what I have dubbed the terabyte conspiracy. Look most people watch porn, consume hentai, etc. but they’re not going to be consuming that much. Even if you downloaded EVERYTHING you watched, read, looked at, etc. it would rarely take up more than 200 GBs at the very most. So the easiest way to tell the difference between a genuine pedo and a planted victim, is that they’re busted with comically large amount of CP. more than any reasonable person could ever fap to in their lifetime. And don’t give me that bullshit of “distribution” because even then it makes no fucking sense. How did the unemployed guy who lives with his mom who can barely work a laptop manage to get 100 TBs of CP? Well now you know. The thing is they don’t know how to make something look realistic. It’s the 6 million shit all over again. They inflate the numbers without putting thought into it. Then when you start looking in it all falls apart.

Keep an eye on this in the future. You will be seeing deep state rivals be busted with comically large terabytes of CP in the future to silence them. Discern it, and make the call with this in mind.
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can you share any specific examples of this happening?
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Factual, informative :pata:
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>>15541
Stephen Paddock (las vegas shooter)s brother disputed the inquiry into his brother and then the FBI raided his house and found "terabytes" of cp on his computer except he had a windows 98 pc

They tried it with Edward Snowden too but it didn't stick and got memory holed

Denny Sanford spoke out against the covid mask shit and PPP loans, they hit him with it

Also MouthyBuddha made documentaries about pizza gate and got swatted and the police "found" a laptop with CP on it but charges didnt stick because they couldn't prove it was his

Girl Talk@Heyuri
do you liek sweet things? :kuz: I like cinnamon sugar pretzels and chocolate cakes!
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>What's the recipe for this? I would love to know what it is!
It's a banana cheese pizza I ordered from a pizza place! You basically do the standard cheese pizza steps, but add banana slices before baking. Then you drizzle caramel sauce on top.
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>>1724
Pizza crust and grease don't really go together with sweet things. I've had chocolate pizzas before, kinda mixed feelings on them. Maybe this combination works really well, I won't knock it till I try it.:happy:
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KAWAIII
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>>1719
I don't like sweet things too much
I prefer when the sweetness is barely noticeble
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i love all things chocolate. chocolate desserts are even better when they're smothered in rainbow jimmies.

if you like cinnamon and sugar, you should try the takis churro sticks. don't worry, they're not spicy lol

Off-Topic@Heyuri
alright heyurizen, it's time to pay your taxes

this year has been rough on heyuristan's treasury so taxes have gone up 50%. Pay up or face capital punishment
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>>178958
huh, smaller than i expected
you're not hiding anything from the tax collector, are you...?
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>>178960
n-no! (;゚∀゚)

GET OFF MY BACK TAXMAN:angry:
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can I still get a cut if I convert to lolislam? (;´Д`)
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>>178964
if you con-
what do you mean if you convert?! You're not a lolislam follower?! DEATH! DEATH! DEATH!
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i pay my taxes with puchiko

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