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日本の映画とテレビが見るか?どの気に入りですか?ジャンルも?
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正直アニメしか見てません(;＾Д^)
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>>2189
実は少ないアニメ見るな
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>>2186
あなたは番組を日本語で見ていますか？それとも、単に日本で作られた番組全般のことを言っているのですか？
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最近ポワトリンを見てる！
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While you were wasting your life on the internet, i beat Mega Man X
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Did you get the hadouken?
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>>170755
I think i got all the upgrades, but decided against getting the hadouken cause, honestly, it's not something i would've figured out how to get on my own, so it felt disingenous to do so.

That said, i'm a sucker for unlockables found through exploration that makes bosses significantly easier. In fact, it's a big reason why i like Zelda games :biggrin:

On another topic, here's my ranking of MM games i've played:

X > 6 = 2 > 1 > 4 = 5 >>> 3

MM 4 and 5 suffer from being so far down the sequel chain without many notable variations from the formula, while MM 1 gains points from being the first. MM 6 might be better than 2, though i can't quite make up my mind :dizzy:
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while you were wasting your life on mega man x i beat the internet
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Oh yeah! :biggrin:
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:iyahoo::iyahoo::iyahoo::iyahoo::iyahoo::iyahoo::iyahoo::iyahoo::iyahoo:
Off-Topic@Heyuri
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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14% of 2TB, so 280GB is used already? :unsure:
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>>170713
all those free adds taek space! :nyaoo2:
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>>170629
why do it look like that
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Here! Come! I can help you move to linux any time you ask, I will babysit you as much as you need to become self sufficient, I am not very smart but I will do my best
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>I will babysit you as much as you need
:nosebleed:
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My parents are away from home currently. I am supposed to be grounded right now...:dark: so they took my electronics :dark:

My father has a desktop PC and my mom has a laptop, she took it with her, but my dad's PC is home

Its password protected, but I actually know the password, although he doesn't know that I know it. I don't remember how I learned it, but he's not very good with computers anyway.

So they left me home alone assuming I wouldn't go on the internet. As you can see... this was a failure

Now, here is the story. I went to fap this morning and pulled up gelbooru on my dads PC. I had a bunch of tabs open when I realized... I wasn't on incognito mode :sweat:

Oh well, I thought. I'll just clear my browser history later

That was when it struck me.:nosebleed:

I had been looking up several tags that you usually have to check the "see all content" box to view first, including loli.

With no cookies, you can't see that stuff, but I could see it even though I hadn't checked that box.

My father must have used gelbooru before and searched for loli tags. :worry:

To confirm my suspicions, I checked the browser history, and it said the site had been accessed 61 times in the last 6 months :sweat3:
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>>170781
Like father, like son! :biggrin:
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>>170721
Come on, show us what art your dad beheld! :nyaoo2:
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>>170786
Meanwhile, at OP's house.
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>>170721
>I have a little sister
join them!! :kuma6:
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DEATH BY ANUS
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Is this supposed to be drawn and quartered, but with buttholes? :sweat2:
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>>170717
This is like the artstyle of a Twitter pr0n artist if they finally went all out with their wildest imaginations by trying to not step into scat/guro/loli territory. :sweat:
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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Naptime! :biggrin:
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I will murder you 😃

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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i have drank weed and now all i want is to cuddle and have my boobs fondled
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>>170769
ewww a smoker and a gross person
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>>170770
And yet girls have to fart too, but you opt to do it silently and hope that no one will notice. I may be a pervert, yes, but at least I don't sneak attack people with my ass gas.
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u should plug ur butt
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>>170770
why did you say gross person twice
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thinnest man on /b/
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Mmm yes~ very big load today, master~ *slurp* :nyaoo-closedeyes:

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Um excuse me this image is TOO LEWD, I fixed it for you, don't make me have to do this again. :angry:
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time for a drink!
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oh no~ 2 many wahas!!! she cant save em all!!!! Σ(;ﾟДﾟ)
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:waha:
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*records*
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fuweh
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She better be recording Love Live Lesbian Liaison. :biggrin:
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kyaaaaaa I'm on the toilet !!!!! :blush::blush::blush:
2D Cute@Heyuri
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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I'm going on a date!
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WIN
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Also put up this poster of a show I just watched
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zOMG cute ^_^
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kawaii!!11 ...,,..now post u fucking her :yawn:
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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Beautiful story
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I LOL'd
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no way! heyuri isnt blocked on my school laptops!!?!:astonish:
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>>170680
Are you gonna look at loli porn, now’s your chance
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>>170680

lolicon hentai is best porn
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:hokke:
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>>170680
kaguya made a passionate case for heyuri being educational, thus it is allowed in all schools
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bookmark it on all ur library computers! :biggrin:
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every day is the same. every week is the same. month after month,
year after year. My life has lost meaning, each day bleeds into the
next, I don't remember my own thoughts, but it doesn't matter,
they're the same thoughts I had yesterday and the same ones
I'll have tomorrow.

My life is totally unremarkable. I haven't felt anything other
than irritation, boredom, and weak 3 second daily orgasms from
my masturbation addiction in years.

I may kill myself soon. What is the point of going on like this?
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>>169924
Everyone’s different.
I tend to only fap 3 times a week, the ejaculations get very weak and unsatisfactory. So I need to give myself a good amount of days in between to recharge.
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Since you don’t really wanna live anymore. You can try using this to an advantage. A lot of people live their days fearing death and fearing consequences. That is why if a revolution were to start I’d be very hesitant on joining it, hesitant on trying to take over the government or doing anything too extreme because I do have a life to lose.
You do all the things that you would generally be afraid of doing. There’s nothing left to lose after all get yourself a bucket list.
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if you haven't watched every episode of Doremi while slowly masturbating then you aren't trying hard enough to not be depressed
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there is always the next life!
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whats the least painful way to die?:dizzy:
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do it with honor!
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Ah... another boring day at wor - ZOMG ZOMG ITS THE REAL /H/ARUHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :astonish:
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KAMI-Suzumiya!!!! orz
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I don't want her to see me when I'm masterbaiting :blush:
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>>170676
I do :drool:
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i would need to use a microscope to see your PENIS tho! :x3:
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Why are they still trying to make these cafes a thing despite the fad being unfashionable in Japan for over fifteen years now? The target audience in America are exclusively waps that don't have the money/desire to go to Japan. The surrounding area for these places aren't conducive to otaku activities
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my problem with them is the maids are always ugly and fat
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I would pork all the pig whores there
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because america still thinks japan is the same japan as 1998 or 2006, a lot of otaku in america havent figured out globalism's ugly hand has touched japanese society, when they go to akihabara they expect to see dejiko billboards and crowded showa-style hold-over streets not nigerians and souless korean-style city architecture.

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>>170648
shut up
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>>170666
you shutup satan
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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is it weird that when i see a picture of a lady's private part i start thinking about touching it and even kissing it and then my private part feels like it has a bone in it?
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BRING IN TEH LAWN MOWER
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bring in some hair growth formula cuz there is not enough bush on that p00per (・∀・)
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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Posting from bed! ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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>>170640
cozy
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>>170640
get well soon (´人｀)
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y-you get cute nurses undressing you and all that hawt things? :blush:
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>>170640
what happened?
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>>170640
recover well and healthy!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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press buttans
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Delete System32 will maek yoour windows faster will less bloatware! :biggrin:
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why not go with mint? its just as retard proof and doesnt have all teh spyware windows does :hokke:
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