I say this every time I cum

its no nut november so im guessing you lost

Begotten is very uncomfortable to watch

>>8146
Awww... did it make you crie? I was kinda sad the guy didn't get laid ;__;

I remember watching one of the Hannibal movies as a kid with my grandmother. It was the one where some guy was tied on a dolly in front of a window and then Hannibal cut his belly open. My memory of the scene is that the guy got his guts open and then Hannibal just dumped his guts on the streets and left the body up on the balcony.
>>8208
Oh yeah, Begotten. That first scene is seared into my memory. The rest is kind of boring.

Paradise Now is really disturbing but not in a horror movie way

>>8242
That's fine too. Horrors are boring anyway

Besides gayness, it's like any other branch of the military in that in between your duties there's going to be a whole lot of NOTHING for you to do. Sailing the seven seas is BORING when you're not being strafed or shot at.

>>8185
cant i just play games or take naps?

you should be glad your in the navy where al qaeda cannot hit you. but you must train yourself to vomit and throw up because you will be doing a lot of that in the navy. also the captain and the master chiefs will expect you to clean up your own puke. so do it at least once a day and do it all over a floor or hard surface and then clean it up with a mop and bucket. dont do this on carpeted surface or rugs because you'll spend your whole life cleaning. at first doing it will be really horrible but after a while you will throw up with ease and you'll get used to it.

nump

OP's destiny is to be annihilated by our Chinese dongfeng missile

damn, 4chan turns 20 and /b/ is just full of 3DPD sluts and teens complaining like always. I wonder if the dicks who post in those threads even know anything about 4chan history or the site is just where they go to post porn and complain about life...

How the mighty have fallen...

it was sad seeing some of the oldfags show up in /b/ only to find it filled porn threads and complain about how fucked its become. /s4s/ is basically the new /b/ and they had a better birthday thread. also fuck moot for not showing up. but then again the site is so fucked hes probably disowned it.

I saw [s4s]'s anniversary pic, it was really cool. ヽ(´∇`)ノ
Sucks that the rest of the celebration wasn't as much of a celebration at all.

>>7410
[s4s] is just kind of whatever, too many blogposts accompanied with suicidalanimegirl.jpg but one of the very few modern 4chan boards with any sense of culture

>>7417
/bant/ was like /s4s/ but the mods shit it up by dumping pol threads into it, and never moderating the board, there was a whole week where every thread on the board was desu spam, and the next week the catalog was full of horse cock

i miss /bant/, heyuri is the closest thing to 2017-2020 /bant/ and it's moderately active

Can adults go it? (;ﾟ∀ﾟ)

I'm a hikineet. I'm terrified of strangers and little shotas knocking on my door

>>8232
wutabout little loli knocking at your door?

>>8233
What if it's a trap?

Now that's a treat!

Happy ANUS day, 4chan!

No :)

>>8217
OP is talking about 4-ch.net, which, despite its similar name, is not 4chan. And 4chan's anniversary was at the beginning of the month anyway.

Happy ANUS day, indeed, 4-ch!

damn how old is 4-ch now? longest running kareha site on the web

happy ANUS day /dqn/

>>8219

I knew that. I was doing a little silly on you.

File baleeted, but plz provide moar context/proof for this kinda thing when reporting - I'd never seen nor heard of this b4 I looked it up just now:
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/live-tucker-reaction

(that said, the fag who always posts nu-4chan filename pics nearly always breaks R7+R8, so it's usually a safe bet...)

i fucking luv macho men!

no problem g

ur welcome, bub

You found shitting? Where?!

If you have a balanced diet and drink enough water your shittening will be less disgusting

I agree

I wish shitting didn't exist

Last night I was shitting on the toilet so bad that water started to come out my asshole. it hurts so much. And Im always constipated

i liek girls shitting!
(＠^▽^)/ https://up.heyuri.net/src/2943.jpg

I put a lot of effort in that LOL PENIS thread you're being too mean

>https://img.heyuri.net/b/oldold/
All Heyuri n00bs should skim old Heyuri archives to get a feel for how things were b4 teh big n00b influx of early 2023, and should especially view posts from teh "golden age" of summer 2020

If our lighthearted/zany culture u see there doesn't appeal 2 u, Heyuri is not teh place 2 be 4 u!!!

>I put a lot of effort in that LOL PENIS thread you're being too mean
I thought it was k00l

>>65320
ur thread has been redeemed. i was upset but now there is finally some good OC on /b/
i really was hopeless for a while...(＾Д^)

You know we can see IPs and look up to see if they're Tor exit nodes (which the OP of that thread, the reply, and ur OP here are), rite?

>>65301
you didn't answer the question
and no, I'm not the OP, I also want to know why it got removed

>I also want to know why it got removed
1. It's a thinly-veiled "whites > blacks" thread
2. It was made shortly after one (or more) users had already been B& over 9000 times for posting Rule 7 crap - a recurring trend lately that both kaguya and I had independently noticed and been attempting to mitigate (to little avail, clearly)
3. kaguya flipped a coin on whether to delete it or autosage it, and "delete it" won so he deleted it

Regarding the reason why we sometimes avoid commenting on these kinds of "why was x deleted/banned" posts - it's because lately a certain user (or users) have repeatedly been trying to stir up trouble using the following routine:

1. Make an obviously and intentionally rule-breaking post (such as posting /pol/ material, bringing up trans crap, being an asshole towards other Heyuri users, etc.) that gets rightfully deleted and/or gets the user banned
2. (Optional) Repeatedly repost the rule-breaking post (or something similar to it) over and over by using a VPN/Tor, getting banned and having their posts deleted each time
3. Complain on Site Discussion that their post has been unjustly removed or that they've been unfairly banned, demanding an explanation (also capitalizing on any mistake that the staff-san may have made while frantically trying to play whack-a-mole with the rule-breaker, plus posts from other users who are wondering what's going on)
4. Deny any wrongdoing, often by using the fact their post is longer readable to their advantage
5. Claim "the mods" (o hai 4chan!) are "too strict", "unjust", "going rogue", "on their period", "getting pissy", etc.
6. Comb through anything that Heyuri staff-san posts in response (having made the critical error of feeding the troll) to find "gotchas", using their willingness to communicate and desire to be transparent against them
7. Return to start

This has happened more times than I could count now - often by the same handful of repeat rulebreakers who are seemingly on some kind of personal mission to force their miserable crap onto Heyuri. It's freaking tiring, and rarely worth the hassle of responding to - especially if the user(s) you'd be responding to were posting in bad faith to begin with

I wanna spend my time on Heyuri having fun - making posts and working on kewl OC & new site features, while helping to clean up the occasional spam and drive-by rulebreakers - and that's mostly how things were until relatively recently. But these days I'm having to deal with this retarded time-wasting crap from disingenuous butth0les on a near-daily basis, otherwise Heyuri gets inundated with rule-breaking posts and loses the thing that makes it special - the absence of nu-internet garbage

I think this is a troll because >>65303 is the same IP as >>65302 who claims his posts are often "unjustly removed" and comes to this board to complain after breaking rules - same as the OP shown in this thread's OP image, which he claims to not be a different person from. Even if they really are different people who aren't deliberate just attempting to party poop, they are both unwilling to learn our rules and act accordingly anyways.

I am locking the two threads and we will delete if you make any more threads. It's waste of our energy to explain you the obvious.

>>65304
b4 I lock, I wanted to say this (which is the "waste of our energy" I mentioned) is all true including the flipping the coin part

This is getting ridiculous. Can you at least explain how is my post rule 7 or how other posts in that thread aren't?

The thread itself isn't Rule 7, your post is trying to direct it to that way. I don't know enough to comment on if that term is really political, but that doesn't really matter if noone besides you cared

Constantly breaking the rules & evading your ban, spamming the same comments after they are getting deleted, then complaining on this board each time asking for "an explanation" won't get you anywhere.

>evading your ban
What am I supposed to do when my posts are deleted without any explanation when they don't even really b0rk teh rules as far as I know? You are very unresponsive on /q/ so I doubt you'd respond if I asked after teh first time

>What am I supposed to do when my posts are deleted
For beginners, don't repost the same post over and over while it gets you B& each time

>>65298
I have to agree with anon here. Everytime I feel like my posts have been unjustly removed and I come here to ask the reason why, moderator-san just gets pissy about it instead of answering the question.

Not sure how long exactly but it's at least longer than a few days in my experience. You can change one pixel and post it

If i understood correctly, if an image with the same md5 exists on the server, it can't be uploaded.
So you can't post the same image until the thread is deleted.

I don't want to create a new thread for this but banner135.png is missing

it was meant to be .jpg, fixed - it will take an hour or two to show up due to server cache.

mods stopped reading /q/
now things are becoming /s4s/

I support it

girls have ANUS too!

On the topic of wordfilters, I am open to suggestions on adding more link filters liek Uploader@Heyuri, Heyuri★CGI, @party ii, Polls@Heyuri or Dating@Heyuri which I just added.
The point is bringing more attention to these stuff. It can be adding quick links to Heyuri related stuff, or leading to useful information that Heyuri users may not know but should be informed about.

*fixed the @Party II filter

goodbye mister computer

sayonara pasokon san

goodbye crap-uter (´～`)7

sayonara ;_;7

farewell, my sweet central processing unit
may you go to motherboard heaven up above (;´Д`)

>>7796
anyone sane stopped using twitter a LONG time ago... probably shortly after 2016

>>7796
I would like twitter users to stay away from good sites like this..
More likely everyone just goes to use instagram or reddit or whatever.

DOWN WITH WEB 2.0

REPEAL SECTION 230

btw Heyuri is hosted in the Netherlands so it shouldn't affect it

Heyuri is Web 2.0 o_0

Also, Heyuri is hosted in Atlantis! ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

heyuri is web 69.420

You only ever use it while writing "B&!"

looks liek someone didn't pass Symbol School

I know what it is....... but I'm not telling you~ (´･ω･`)

It's how a Japanese pronounces "ample sand".

its what I use when i need the boolean operator AND in C