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Off-Topic@Heyuri
Hello heyyri!!!

I assume there was someone near Wrocław in Poland, who proposed a meetup but I declined due to fear of being chopped up with an axe!

I invite you to a party. This is my spontainous but genuine invitation. It will be random and fun. The party will involve alcohol. There is 4 of us who would participate. Most of us would wear a dress (I think xD) and I provide alcohol and a projector. I bet someone brings a speaker. I myself will wear yuru yuri uniform, and I would bring a spare Chen cosplay if one of us forgot a dress. One of my friends most likely will bring a Miku dress but I doubt he would share it if you forgot yours!!! I will make sure you get in, no exceptions. Any language besides polish is fine as long as english is your secondary. Anyone speaks english better than me xD. Dress is not required. I can share my Chen cosplay with you!

I proclaim an oath; for the party to be free of charge to you, you can consume all alcohol in sight, and I would escort you out of it at any time you decided to leave it (if you found it uncomfortable) and pay your Wrocław-city tram/bus ticket to go back home. (So no uber, but in-city public transport).

The party will take place this friday. We can begin drinking during midday if you wish to start early, but it would be truly kicked out in the evening!!! If you wish to participate I will post details for you. Anyone else who wishes to participate in a heyuri party this friday in Wrocław - I can send you details!

My only requirement is for you to present me an ID document of any sort that would confirm you are over 18 (we can discuss under 18 but I don't promise anything >_<). I don't want to go to jail over feeding anyone underage some jagermeister.

The only rules is to not murder anyone, not leave permanent damage to anyone, and do not rape.=
Honour rules include no puking and no throwing our glasses against walls.
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i am disappointed. truly disappointed. I wanted to see chen. And what did i get? a fat guy in a yuri yuri Kyouko cosplay. Not bad, but where is chen!? :angry:

also nice! :biggrin:
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>>152396
I had no more space to bring full chen cosplay...
Alcohol was very important!
Chen dress takes LOTS OF VOLUME!!! :angry:
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.... then be sober next time! :cry:
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<blog>

My new headset audio technica ATH-A990Z arrived, in combination with my dac amp it is very good as I never owned anything better. Some flacs feel very immersive without being too loud yet precise. Almost too real.

I am thinking on conditioning my dad to this audio quality, to bring dac amp and headset and my thinkpad to his place and let some flacs play. He does not even use a headset so I wonder how much he would be blown away by modern and easily available electronics. I am in still relatively cheap area of around 600-700$ total.

I bet I will use mostly touhou arenji that I like. I will get him lyrics in a slideshow and manually move them for him to enjoy lyrics as well.
I will show him touhou, get him lore of a given stage before I begin it, play through stages and after each stage get him some of arenji. I like to compare how much they deviate. I hope it will be fun.

My favorite touhou is cherry blossom. I will force him to watch me play and listen to the original, then a few arenji from the game. I bet he would be lost in how I navigate through it, even youmu did not touch me in my most recent run :biggrin:

I have no friends in college but I was once asked what I play and I responded that I play some old singleplayer games from 20 years ago, I feel shame to admit to liking japanese entertainment because I am still used to it being associated with the fattest nerds. In highschool when I had a few friends and they once asked me what other games I play so I showed them touhou as I play it. There were two notable opinions, one asked how is it possible for me to enjoy this epilepsy inducing mess, and another one who was a musicfag went full monkey over the sudden shift in this song at this point https://youtu.be/NpJD2MecgJw?si=hfrXwbi_YX6xa-li&t=48 and he could not calm himself down for like 15 seconds.

I could sum up dad's reviews for heyuri if anyone is interested on what regular people half a century old who don't chase modern things would react to touhou and its music. I wonder myself. </blog>
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>>152388
What a terrible fate i've suffered (;´Д`)

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Guys, I don't know what to do. I bought a compooper at a yard sale from some dirty old man. It's one of the newer ones, yknow, won of the newer ones. Of the whinedoughs 11 variety.
I bought it because my mainline is really old and I can't successfully use python scripts on it. Well I cant use them on this clunker either!
I guess python's shitty on windoes all around. I'm not a linux, please help me tech wizards. All I want to do is scrape this part of this manga site https://dynasty-scans.com/tags/incest and make a torrent of it. I tried using hakuneko but it only downloads stuff from mangadicks.
:cry:
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>>152323
Wtf man, YouTube doesnt work slot of the time especially for youtube for me too. My script has nothing to do with that at all, I'm getting pissed off at your retarded whining just run the fucking script and if you get error say what it saysql
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>>152323
youtube-dl is dead and hasn't been updated in months, have you tried yt-dlp? https://github.com/yt-dlp/yt-dlp
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>>152323
Just run the script with the instructions and it will work
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>>152223
>I recommend asking gpt-san how to run python on windows.
Why? Just look it up
choco install python
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wowwy! wow kachow!
I wanty torrenty.. :drool::drool::drool:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
While you were wasting your life on the internet, i beat Pokemon: Sapphire Edition
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<-------
My team
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Congratz! :biggrin:


...does it really end on a screen that just says "FINE"? :sweat:
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fine as in finished :smile:
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Ah, I just noticed you were playing the Italian version - it seems the English one says "THE END" instead

What r u gonna play next?
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>>152445
Well, it's in Italian. I tried learning it 6 months ago, kind of dropped it, but still hold on to a sliver of hope

Off-Topic@Heyuri
258048
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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HAIL HITLAR :nigra:
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:nigra: hey hitla

Off-Topic@Heyuri
i want to find more pedocore music! music made by pedos with songs about being pedos!

https://youtu.be/Nja4nGthJKg?si=9Q5ch-_XfOTWT5lM
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baby shark do doo doodoodoo doo
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listen to kickback or any hardcore band with a questionable front man
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https://theworstlabel.bandcamp.com/album/total-lolification

LOLIENERGYREDUX and GONEFISHING are my fav tracks.
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>>152205
static-X meets Cartoons DK

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
did u know if u point a gun at your head and shoot, you die? :astonish:
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>>23432
guns are a multi tool to deal with all types of animals that also includes humans.
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>>23433
how does that make them a multi-tool? A multi-tool is a thing that has multiple tools on it, a gun is just one tool.
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>>23434
>A multi-tool is a thing that has multiple tools on it
go attach a screwdriver at the front of it. :nyaoo-closedeyes:
>They are a tool for violence.
firearms are not only for murder and war it can be used for recreational activities and self defense too. 🔫 ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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>>23435
>>They are a tool for violence.
Why are you quoting someone else in a reply to me
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
( ´ω` )
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I want to go to this so badly... but i'm a ronur by defaurt. I'd only go if other heyurizens came too..
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3365888
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>152398
Digital Character cute! :blush:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Hey /b/. I need some advice.
What do you do if you're juggling depression/ADHD, but don't have access to meds and won't until an evaluation for either is performed, but you hate everything about your life and want at least one thing that makes you happy in the long run?
I like piano, but I'm awful at it and need someone to direct me, because everything besides eating, breathing and shitting is too complicated for me. I had a teacher, but I was too slow (stuck on the first few pages of the children's level piano book for 6 months) so I ended up quitting because I didn't have much money then... well I still don't.
I know the obvious solution is to just quit, but I know if I do I'll just end up killing myself, and that'd be one less poster on heyuridotnet... :sweat2:
I guess what I want is someone to pump me up, or teach me the correct way to move forward with piano. I'm still at the same level I was when I quit back then, and that was the beginning of this year.
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>>151889
>tinyurl
are you a spambot? I'm not clicking shit if I can't see the real link
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>>151895
Just keep rewatching if you forget, the key to almost everything is just practice. I found that using DAWs (specifically the piano-roll) could help you a bit to associate the notes and stuff. Try making a MIDI for a simple song in FL Studio or your free DAW of choice.
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Honestly you sound like the most pathetic little bitch who has never had to endure hardship in his life. In other words you sound like spoiled lazy American kid
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This is going to sound super weird, but back when I felt that way, I went to see a psychiatrist, and he got me on meds for depression.
The meds did little except give me an excuse to act as if I should move forward. And move forward I did. I started exercising, stopped smoking, got my degree sorted out (finally). But that is beside the point.
I discovered occultism. And this is where it gets weird. It's not that occultism is the key to anything, but that it was the thing that really made my heart sing, and I didn't know it until then.
My point is that there was something out there that made my life worth living, and I didn't know it. You have the privilege of knowing what that thing is.
>the obvious solution is to just quit
No, that's not the obvious solution. Where did you get that idea? The obvious thing to do, if piano is what makes your heart sing, is to pursue it no matter what. If you have found that thing your soul yearned for all your life, you should have no qualms about pursuing it. If you don't feel this invincible motivation, the situation might be more complicated.

Now, if there are underlying issues that are making you feel this way, the first step is seeking therapy. Even if it might end up being useless on its own, just having the very intention of trying to fix your situation already puts you in a better position than you are now, and will lead you where you need to be. So MOVE.

If you kill yourself, you are going to achieve nothing, by the way. You'll find yourself very confused and will feel like a moron after you realize you go on, and your problems do too. So face them.
A side effect of being cursed to exist forever is that sooner or later, you're going to overcome everything.
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Like another heyurizen said, 6 months is nothing. It would take you 5 years of practicing 3 hours a day minimum to get to a stage where you could begin to consider pursuing a career in music, and even then it would depend on whether you're willing to dedicate yourself fully to it. Many people abandon at this stage because they want to have a life.
If it's really what you like the most, you should do it for pleasure, and not get hung up on being "stuck on children's level scores".

Off-Topic@Heyuri
J00R Fortune: Dark times are to come :nigra:
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BAT NIGGA.
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I love this picture

Off-Topic@Heyuri
President foreheadヽ(´ー`)ノ
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>>152251
HEUG TOWER LOL
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Ive got it! Normal forehead girls with the big forehead gene kiss and pass it on to their offspring!
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STAND UP, HUT HUT, HAIL TO THE CHIEF
PRESIDENT RETARD HAS BEEN INAUGURATED
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o7

Off-Topic@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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:D
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:biggrin:

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
I <3 futa on baby
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>>23407
i lol'd

Girl Talk@Heyuri
Nintendo recently said mario and peach are just "good friends" and that made me sad. Cant we have a crumb of romance anymore? 😢
i refudse to believe their lies
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>>366
but i love that dynamic 😢 its my favorite
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4785152
Don't you know that peach and bowser are together? That is where the baby bowsers come from, duh
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Don't worry about mario, luigi dresses up as peach for him sometimes xx <3
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>>371
Thats a ship i cant get behind
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given the end of Mario Odyssey, this isn't that surprising

but it still sucks (;´Д`)

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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hello Koysh.
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hello Koysh.
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hello Koysh.
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hello Koysh.
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Well, I think she could've gone crazier.

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
users/114561103
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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started posting resampled images on purpose earlier
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>>23349
lol, the bear
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where is this from

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Nigga respect mine
Or anger tha Tec-9
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epik image!:astonish:
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isnt it malaysia or philipines where they have soda in bags? :astonish:
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>>152254
I read that it was in Thailand. It's an airsoft gun and teh loli acquired it to stop the monkeys from stealing. I don't know what's in the bag though. :unsure:
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"i just wanna sip yo soda foo!" :nigra:

2D Ero@Heyuri
I had very limited internet access for some days, so I ended up drawing some porn on MS paint (´.`)
Here it is, in order:
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ZOMG━━━(・.・)━━━!!
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ZOMG━━━(・.・)━━━!!
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That's all, folks ( ´.`)
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Anon there’s improvement there.
:biggrin:
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>>4106
so, a guy meets a shrek loli and spread yogurt on her? :astonish:

Site Discussion@Heyuri
heyuri/j/ is really just another master baiting board isn't it.
its here for users to fap thinking actual little girls are really here isn't it.
or to fap while larping as a little girl isn't it.
it's here to be place for little girls so heyuri's can fap in secrecy to them isn't it.

/j/ is a porn board for the guys and a user board for the little girls.. isnt it...
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>>69096
i'm 38 but i come off as underage because i'm a retard!
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>>69095
I mean, I can think of 3 confirmed underage users, one of each is really obvious and posted the method of confirmation on the site and one other which is known to be underage by at least one mod.
Won't really say who, since I think it's a dumb rule anyway.
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>I mean, I can think of 3 confirmed underage users, one of each is really obvious and posted the method of confirmation on the site and one other which is known to be underage by at least one mod.
If you're referring to anyone on the CGI site (and I can only think of one), Rule 0 doesn't currently apply there. If you mean the main site, I don't know who you're referring to
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>>69093
>>69095
i am on a quest for that
it seems to be only on that site, i have since gotten the full image preview
was a webp despite site telling me it was a jpg
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>>69093
>>69095
>>69145
it seems the whole video is just him jacking off there. boring. you can enumarate the file name on this. 1.jpg 2.jpg and see for your self.
https://media.thisvid.com/contents/videos_screenshots/10638000/10638881/240x180/1.jpg

BUT THIS IS ONLY PART 3 IN THE SERIES
you get a whole 10 mins in this one. and he steams up the whole wind sheild here
https://thisvid.com/videos/tonka-series-pt-1/


part 2 is where you get the real action at. this is the one we need.
https://media.thisvid.com/contents/videos_screenshots/10573000/10573969/240x180/1.jpg

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Do you ever wonder why people end up masturbating to this scene?
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coz blue-berries are so yummy
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If millions, pontentially even billions of people watch this scene, and even 0.001% of those have NEW FETISH UNLOCKED flash into their brains .. :closed-eyes:
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my 8 year old nephew told his dad that his wiener feels like it has bones in it when he thinks about this scene
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i remember reading a hippy book about puberty once and it suggested masturbating to pleasant thoughts like memories of good food, among other things, i guess they were attempting to explain the concept of fantasizing while masturbating, but in a non sexual way.
And I just found it odd to suggest people masturbate to thoughts of food. :sweat:
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>>152241
i once masturbated with a slice of bologna

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