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Off-Topic@Heyuri
What does Heyuri think of Marquis de Sade?
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>>185525
Well I've seen moar degenerate shit posted on Heyuri. :xd: But Sade didn't just write about poopoo, he wrote about old women prostitutes with disgusting prolapsed ANUSes that fart constantly, and raping chimpanzees, among many other things.
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>and raping chimpanzees, among many other things.
Tell me more
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i think prolapsing a chimp is probably not the right thing to do.
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he looks as someone who made potato chips back in teh 1800s. They are still around but produce a small amount of them. so where can i uy tehs sade chips!?!?
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This is the second thread about him so it must be positive thoughts. I have a VHS tape about a play or a movie about the guy somewhere.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
(´¬`) When you see an image like this, you feel instinctively that you want to place your face on her pantsu and inhale, but in reality, I don't think those "pheremone" things really work on humans, so it would probably just smell like body odor and maybe shit... (-_-)
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OP, as someone who lost his virginity as a teenager. Those "pheromone things" do work. I can still remember what it smells like.
They do fade dramatically mid-twenties.
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>as someone who lost his virginity as a teenager
Well, now you have to elaborate. (´π`)
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oooAHHGFHGJFJHHHGHHHGHHHHH............................................................ :drool:
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Naawwh i wanna take off her panties and stick my cock in her ass.
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I am of the opinion that the human face was shaped the way it is for the sole purpose of being able to more comfortably press it against this part of the female body.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
facesitting
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deadly :worry2:
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and farting!

2D Cute@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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ohh wow... hotty gal

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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thank you I now need to rewatch this

Off-Topic@Heyuri
1 year and 1 month ago I divorced my cute and wonderful wife. It wasn't a hate-filled divorce, but our relationship had been extremely stagnant. We were in love with eachother when we got together 3 years ago, but within 6 months, things went cold. By the time we divorced eachother, I only talked to her once every few days. From my view, this is on her, I always loved and supported her, but she became more mentally distant, claiming she should never have gotten in a relationship. She said I was a great guy, and that she loved me, but that she didn't want to be with me.

It's been a year, and now, I still talk once a month. Even though I was extremely heartbroken at the time, I feel like I've moved on now, and talking to her doesn't hurt. I even send her gifts on valentines day and such.

But now she's getting a new boyfriend, and these feelings I thought were dead, are all coming back up to my head. I wanted to have a little kid with her, I wanted to go on picnics with her, and spend my life with her. Seeing her with another guy is like my heart getting stabbed... and furthermore, it makes me question if she just "wasnt ready for a relationship", or whether she just didn't want me anymore. Suddenly, I've become massively depressed. :sad:

...and I know Heyuri is too laid back of a place to give me serious advice, but this is the only BBS I still use, and my friends are sick of hearing me talk about this girl. I don't even know what I am expecting to hear from you people
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>>185411
That's why im gay, women are too immature to understand the complexity of the male psyche, because most women's life is get married, leech off husbands work money, get bored, cheat, leech off alimony. If women actually had to work for their own success like men they would be intelligent enough to see relationships as deep emotional connections and not an elaborate prostitution contract:angry::depression:
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>>185416
who the hell draws this shit :closed-eyes2:
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:emo:
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Hi Osaka
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>my friends are sick of hearing me talk about this girl.
i'm already sick of it too...

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
I never heard anyone meantion Sora wo Miageru Shoujo no Hitomi ni Utsuru Sekai, an anime by Kyoto animation, right inbetweenn Clannad & K-on, overcast in their glory, this anime seems to be forgotten. I can't say it looks to interesting, but i can't deny that it's Kyoto animation whose behind it. Ofc i gotten curious for that reason alone.

https://myanimelist.net/anime/5702/Sora_wo_Miageru_Shoujo_no_Hitomi_ni_Utsuru_Sekai
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Girl Talk@Heyuri
I'm in despair, the future seems so bleak right now. :emo:
Dating is boring, Anime/manga is boring, videogames too.
I cant even find escapism in other places/cultures, since they're turning into the same gay / boring mess.
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escape into the past, and abandon the ways of the future
there's too much media that is easier to access than ever before to be stuck with dealing with not being interested in the media of today

to make your life simpler, pick a year from before 2004 or so, and just watch two shows and play through two games considered classics, and see how you feel then

if you can't enjoy that, the problem is that you have anhedonia, rather than the present time being shit
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Cheer up, stupid bitch
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Maybe the gay / boring mess is you
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i was rude but i actually completely get where youre coming from, OP. that said its definitely ahedonia and possibly overdependence on algorithms for content finding.
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whenever i look at old anime art from somewhere in the 2000s, i feel inspired, as there was something special then which is lost now, was it teh passion to create something for people to love that had nothing to do with money or "gain". As that sadily has gotten to be standard by today.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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ape sex :iyahoo:
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LOL he's bald!!

Your fortune: Very bad luck


Off-Topic@Heyuri
Peach inspired by Pepsimans heroic exploits has decided to abdicate the mushroom kingdom throne to become Pepsigirl. Wish her luck on her heroic endeavours!
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ganbaremasu
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SHOW PEPSIPUSSY. :drool:
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>>185478
SHOW COKECUNT. :nosebleed:
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>>185478
YOU FILTH

Off-Topic@Heyuri
I'm very lonely.. I wish I had a busty titted big boobed GF or something :emo:
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You called?
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Hmm i could've sworn this said something different the first time i looked at it :dizzy:
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>>185390
It had different text, but the same meaning
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You've got one problem. Why would you want to have two problems?
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8245477
Wish for an ideal, brokon-mad imouto instead.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
[incoherent screeching] :emo:
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! :emo:
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I love Incoherent Screeching, they're my favorite! :biggrin:

Girl Talk@Heyuri
Anime boys are attractive, and theres lots of male vtubers with sexy ASMR voices
But why do male vtubers flop so hard? All the ones ive seen get 1/4 the viewership. Seems like they struggle hard despite there being a lot of fujoshi looking for para-social relationships with handsom anime guys.

Whats not to like about bishounen live streamers?

For me, i am just not very much a vtuber watcher.
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women don't use the internet
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>>2046
youre on /j/
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>>2047
Every poster on /j/ is a man until proven otherwise. :wink:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
:mgappa:
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:mgappa:
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would you let :mgappa: fist your ANUS to obtain your soul sphere?
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Didn't these guys have a magic meatball in their ANUS? :mgappa:
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>>185521
I have a magic meatball ON my ANUS, it's called a hemorrhoid. (;´Д`)

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
I watched Nagato yuki no shoushitsu, and while teh art style took some time to get used to in comparison with Kyoto animation - it totaled sux0rz horze ass, but once u get used to it. Teh show was pretty good - i saw first ep on air 11 years ago. I finished it a few days ago! :xd:

It was surprisingly fun to see Yuki in a none kuudere personality and rather more a very shy and awkward instead! I won't spoil anything, but it had a twist which i wasnt expecting as i just thought it was a romance from start to end. While Haruhi herself take part, i feel she lose her real charm she had in teh origial. I guess this is canon as it's part of teh light novels - so this should take part right after teh disappearance of haruhi? Defentily worth watching if u like teh serie! I regret waiting so long to watch it and it's still better than endless 8! :x3:
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>>6512
What the fuck I only just found out there was a humid negative anime
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>>6575
Yuki nagato not humid negative
I'm on a mobile device as my main computers broken blame autocorrect
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Currently watching this right now and really enjoying it.
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WHEN IS HARUHI S3 COMING OUT KYOANI?! :angry:
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>>6607

They should do season 3 now considering the author started writing new novels again a few years ago.

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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One of the best anime of 2026 so far.

The show has a lot of fanservice and doesn't censor anything they even bring back the old school pantyshot.

Kanan is hot and a great character and the show is hilarious loving it so far.
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The humor gets a little repetitive, but it's still pretty good.
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>>6624

I agree.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Are (you) going to buy the newest Rhythm Heaven this July?
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>>185434
twitterbrained people were a mistake
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>>185434
what happened?
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dunno, it looks lamer than other rhythm heavens
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>>185453
I never would've played Rhythm Heaven without this flash. Nintendo should be paying royalties to the artist.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
everything is so boring now... i wish i can be happy like this konata watching ichigo mashimaro but im too depressed to be motivated... i have an ichigo mashimaro ova cd that i need to finish but im too unmotivated to... ;____;
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>>185485
eeeeeeeeeeee :depression: 💦 i will try to sometime
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i get you, i dont even enjoy doing things i like anymore
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FYI these are tell tale signs of clinical depression. Please try talking to someone you trust and get help. I know it's cliche, but the first step is getting help, and then your life will improve. Depression is an illness just like many others. If you don't or can't speak to a doctor, please exercise, get sunlight, and try to stay away from gloomy things like the news. :smile:
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cheer up emo p
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try touching yourself while watching Ichigo Mashimaro like how Konata is doing that will help

Off-Topic@Heyuri
No neets allowed in this thread.

In this thread we are at WORK.
Post your job, and what an average day is like for you.

This is a pic of me at work, I am a city planner.
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heres a pic of me at work. bet none of u lame nigras got a job as cool as mine, losers. :biggrin:
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>>185433
Bro I cant see you, this pic is taken from way too high up
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My job is standing by the free coffee machine and telling people the next one is on me :nida:
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neet here
hi
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"no Mike. they are bull shiting us. yeah i see the fucking astronaut but that is just Dave, he is part of the NSA not FBI."
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