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Whenever I finish masturbating to an otokonoko I end up feeling weird and I force myself to masturbate again to something straight. What should I do about this?
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>>169704
but OP isn't in a prison surrounded only by gay porn, he could easily choose to fap to something not gay every time
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Hacka doll has the best op:dance2:
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>>169703
I somewhat do already
>>169708
I don't think about pussy. That's the point of masturbating to an otokonoko.
>>169710
I'll look into this :unsure:
>>169711
:sweat2:
>>169716
Agreed!
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I used to do that. now i just feel weird and move on
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>>169701
what are your opinions on marrying one, OP?

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Have you ever sang at a karaoke bar and would you want to if given the chance? :smile:
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im shit at singing but it looks fun :sweat2:
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YEA. If youre with your friends then it is pretty nice.
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i never had, but i think it would be embarrassing to sing in front of people watching (;´Д`)
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I've never done ot, but I totally would. Like its karaoke, you're not expected to sing good, are you? Lol

Its always sounded like a slightly nightclub asthetic version of singing along to the car radio
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i barely talk so when it comes out it either comes out like a gruff croak or the gayest thing to ever leave my throat
i wish i could afford singing lessons as an adult

Off-Topic@Heyuri
i'm still sorta new to this place.. i wanna check my inbox, but it says i need to enter a trip pass! :unsure: help!!!
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>>170009
but if i make a tripcode, it means i'll hafta come up with a name for myself, right?... if thats the case, then i dont want to!!!!!:emo::emo:
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>i wanna check my inbox
wait is there an inbox? wtf since when
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no trip = no inbox - therefore, there's no need to check it :unsure:
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>>170016
yeah! it's up there in the right corner of your screen
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>>170018
i'm so curious but ahhh... i guess i'll leave it.. :cry:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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hey i'm new here! can someone introduce me around :dance: :wink:
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>>170000
70K GET YAHOO
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>>170000
thanks a ton dude..:sweat3:
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>>170002
aaaaahh! :sweat2:

r-right... rule 8 is about... um.. basically.. it means you have to balance "8" cups on your head when addressing someone, and thats the RULE!
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>>170005
Never have I felt the urge to masturbate to ASCII... until now.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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in elementary school we made something like this

Flash@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Cozy
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👋
:nyaoo-closedeyes:

Girl Talk@Heyuri
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Whenever someone shows me a video on your phone or on their pc, i get this feeling like im trapped and i have to pretend to enjoy whatever it is, and i dont know how to escape.
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Pretending to like things you don't like is lying and lying is one of the most evil things you can do. If nobody is ever honest with them about not liking their videos they may genuinely believe their taste in videos is godlike and could even waste years of their life trying to pursue a career as some kind of professional video curator which could end in suicide when reality finally hits them. Just a little bit of impoliteness could save them from that fate.
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>>1253
well now i feel bad for being polite. :worry2:
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pretending to like a thing you're shown when you don't is actively self-destructive
you're giving a signal to the person that they're doing something that you like, and they will continue to do it, and they might increase how much they do it

laugh at good shit, shrug at lame shit, but don't fake it
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>>1254
They’re just being hyperbolic.
I feel the pain of having to feign interest. It is good to develop the skill to tell people you’re not interested in something, but I pretty much only do that with people I really like.
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Ah, maybe try suggesting a better video instead so you can both have more fun?

Girl Talk@Heyuri
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I want to share an umbrella with a guy and smell his smell.
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>>1310
cologne sucks, i prefer natural guy smell. the best is if they are smokey from a campfire or something. ( ´ω`)
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>>1310
it's because they kinda do... when i was a joshikousei i had to catch the school bus with a bunch of guys in the rain and it smelled so bad :dizzy: although looking back, maybe that's kind of an erotic scenario...?
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I once shared an umbrella with an ojisan because it was pouring and I felt bad for him. it was more awkward than anything and he didn't even smell good :cry:
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it's such a rainy, romantic day on Heyuri!
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It's not that good

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QZF9r9al3I

WE ARE JEFFERY EPSTEIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:cry::cry::cry:
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JEFF-KUN!!!!!!!!! :emo:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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HOT
SNAIL
ASS
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this is relevant to my interests

2D Cute@Heyuri
Huwuuara!

2D Cute@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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LEGENDARY reference

2D Cute@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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nanodesu~ :happy:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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How bad is your smegma?
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>>169824
this faggot has no foreskin lol(´∇`)σ
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>>169823
modern art
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>169895
wow is that yours
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Site Discussion@Heyuri
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Is this some kid who just got access to the internet or something? Every thread is full of his spamming
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>>70060
wat i do?
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>>70062
im 38?
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>>70060
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i believe i was not spamming in those WHAT 2 threads, the thread image shows me visibly excited about a shirt, the sec image shows me asking why someone would do something like that.
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>>70063
>>70064
>>70065
Are you autistic?
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>>70104
Being a little baka is a normal thing occuring in humans :biggrin:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Im so lonely, anyone wanna date me? :(
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>>169927
Anon38 the merciless living cumbucket
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>>169927
i appreciate your kindness, but Ive decided to be normal now.
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>>169927
fapped to the idea of > people fap to me, we need anon38 hentai porn, i call that a win
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>>169933
POAST UR FAP :tongue:
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>>169933
here ya go kid

2D Ero@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>4655
none of them have half the feeling of genuinely the worst drawing on /o/. fine to jerk off to, bad as art
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my understanding of bad rarely aligns with others.
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Who has always dreamed of sex and fucking neuro-sama? Imagined fucking her?
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>>169915
I'm going to create my own neuro-sama by training it with the posts from heyuri /b/
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>>169915
No!! You can't touch her, nobody can!! ヽ(`Д´)ノ

>>I'm going to create my own neuro-sama by training it with the posts from heyuri /b/
This is far more acceptable
Unhinged green gremlin
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I'm going to create my own neuro-sama by training it with the posts from heyuri /b/

> HAHAHAHAHAHAA

No!! You can't touch her, nobody can!! ヽ(`Д´)ノ
> lol you make me laugh, seriously, I masturbate thinking about her.

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i have now ヽ(´ー`)ノ

Off-Topic@Heyuri
I had an accident.....
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:emo:
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guy on the left has a boner
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PEE GIRL! PEE GIRL! 👈:biggrin: HAHAHAHA
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bwahahahahahahahh (´∇`)σ

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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drink piss, baka!!
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hey, stop peeing in my mouth! *makes no attempt to close my mouth or move away or stop gulping down mouthfuls of it*
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Heaven is being locked in a small room with a bunch of hot girls and unlimited food, drinks and entertainment but no plumbing and no containers to pee in. The drinks could come in unopenable bottles like the ones cyclists suck on but made of metal and completely sealed, and the food could just arrive on plates. The floor could be slightly slanted with the only place to sleep at the bottom of the slant, so peeing on the floor isn't an option either. It would be like the human centipede but without the surgery and multiple girls using me as their toilet everyday instead of just one. I hope someone steals this brilliant idea and makes a movie out of it.
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>>169910
oh yeah, wise guy? what about when they have to POOP?! you never considered the prospect of POOP! you have to live with girls POOPING everywhere and never being able to wipe their dirty butt cracks! :tongue:
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You bitch, stop pissing on my face! Run before I catch you!

lol
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>>169912
If there are more than two or three of them I might not even be able to eat any food, my stomach would be too full of poop all the time. What a horrific situation!

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