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Off-Topic@Heyuri
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tabemi-chan :biggrin:
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>>160068
MCFUCKERS! :biggrin:
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I'll have one McManko to go please :nyaoo2:
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Y-your McM-Ma... manko order is ready, sir...
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Itadakimasu! :iyahoo:
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im lovin it

3D Girls@Heyuri
anyone got JAV's or general videos of young looking girls w/ adult looking girls? it can be sexual, romantic or even platonic, the bigger the "age" gap the better, if futanari, even better.
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Do you like w/o adult looking jav?
I think famous actors name are...
・つぼみ
・加賀美シュナ
・姫川ゆうな
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・松本いちか
・二葉エマ
・三崎なな
・佐々木さき
・石川澪

2D Cute@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Probably the first time in my life I felt a positive emotion towards Spinach :nyaoo-closedeyes:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Browsing Heyuri archives and noticing subtle differences is always fun :nyaoo-closedeyes:
https://archive.ph/ZBMYM
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zomg its teh RSS feed (rest in pee) :astonish:
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>>159987
Ideal number of boards
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This snapshot is from my first weeks on here :biggrin: The album thread could've been the first one i read.
https://cgi.heyuri.net/vote/
Old polls r here. To be honest i miss the old voting system because it was much simpler, while the new one is more like a board with threads and replies.
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>>159987
>https://archive.ph/ZBMYM
I remember some of these threads... damn, how teh time flies :dark:
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3 are mine :hokke:
I was still just <my_current_age-3> years old then... :dark:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
trick or treat smell my feet
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>>159746
i wanna kiss ur fat tummy ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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>i wanna kiss ur fat tummy ヽ(´ー`)ノ
^_^
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funny tummy
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>>159718
Kocham cię bądź moja kobieta :lolico:
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>Kocham cię bądź moja kobieta
lol okej :D *w tle gra muzyka z titanica*

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Trugaroody!
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trugaroody
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Tatanga! *explodes*
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wat
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joughin sqkuetchy!
barjin mankaturken! :xd:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
I don't know what the crap is wrong with my body,no matter what I do I'm always on fire,not "turned on" or "horny" just warm, and I absolutely hate it,i live in a darn small town with a radioactive sun,it makes it even worse,I'm warm everywhere, but for some darn reason my thighs or well inner thighs are always on fire,I can't stand this anymore is so uncomfortable, what's wrong with my body temperature :angry::cry:
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are they just always rubbing together and you are getting a friction burn?
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if youre not just attention whoring you should have asked this question in /j/ ヽ(`Д´ )ノ
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>>159903
Why do you assume OP's a girl? Boys have thighs too, you know.
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>Boys have thighs too
:nosebleed:
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>>159895
I'll send you my PENIS

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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This is really cute, looking forward to what you make sweet emo
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I love this song so much.

now go finish this lmao :biggrin:
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thank you guysss <3 <3
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>I love this song so much.
>now go finish this lmao
its finished x)
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>>3563
Oh yeah? where is the preloader?

Off-Topic@Heyuri
what song is this? https://files.catbox.moe/3899df.mp3
i tried slowing it if that makes it better
https://files.catbox.moe/86yi0i.mp3
(also the image has nothing to do with it i just have no storage so theres nothing on meh desktop)
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Anon38-san didn't give context here, but it was featured in a YTP he came across (hence why it's low quality and sped up)

Good job on finding it - I couldn't make out what she was saying at all :xd:
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>>159981
That’s the point I found mei/meiaids on teh archive site mei is some YTP user I use to watch. I found one of his videos and the song was interesting and I was like this would be easy to find (it wasn’t)
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>>159981
thankz 4 explaining anonwaha(・∀・)
:3
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>>160045
so why was mei/teh ytp guy named mei? i guess one of the characters are named mei so thats why meiaids named himself that (took me a while to research cuz theres barely any shit about meiaids on google.)

Off-Topic@Heyuri
putafeet exist and he ate my ass
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sweet emo can u show us your spread ANUS plz
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>>160032
this pl0x :drool:
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>sweet emo can u show us your spread ANUS plz
sorry..im too shy :c
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>>160036
and you'll just let them starve?
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when they will starve, i will buy them a supply of coke no sugar and takis

Off-Topic@Heyuri
What kind of technology has been your companion for a long period of your life?

I've had a 16 GB Sandisk usb drive since 2013, flashed it repeatedly with shit and yet it still works. I since bought another, but i keep losing one or the other in my room, so i end up using either one for stuff still. I'm amazed how helpful its been despite USB flash drives being notorious for killing themselves with prolonged usage.
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we've had a gaming laptop transfer hands to about three people in the family and its going on a decade now
many years of balls-to-the-wall gaming, CAD work, and general browsing
the thermal paste has not been replaced in eons
the fan doesn't work anymore
it is still in use
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i sold off 95% of my items, but i still haev my kobo e-reader since 5-7 years ago. Perfect for b00ks or manga!
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my current laptop is from end of 2014, start of 2015 (・∀・)
my current PS2 is from 2008 maybe
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made me realize that i've replaced most electronics i've had over the past 6 or so years (;´Д`)
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I guess some Logitech USB keyboard my family got in 2010 for the desktop PC, but now only I use it exclusively for playing danmaku (so my laptop's keys don't wear out too much, and by this point I'm too used to it that I don't perform as good without it).

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Make sure you're home alone.
Enter your room.
Open the door about 15 cm.
Sit in the chair with your back to the door, about a meter and a half from it.
Close your eyes and count to 10 slowly.

Open your eyes.

If you have taken the steps correctly, the Voyeur will begin to observe you from the gap in the door. Important: DO NOT MAKE ANY SUDDEN MOVEMENTS. Nothing annoys him more than those who turn their heads to look directly at him.

Now he'll start to play with you. He might try to startle you with strange sounds. He might open the door and come over to you. Don’t worry - close your eyes and don't move, you’ll be safe. You might feel his breath on you as he looks you over, but he'll never touch you. After about 10 minutes, the Voyeur will get bored and leave. Perhaps he'll leave a little gift as thanks for playing with him.


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Teh looker look
Teh looker see
Teh looker even watch u pee

Teh looker hide
In teh walls
Teh Looker see your balls

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i stared at him while i was jerking off is he mad :sweat:
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i did all of this shit exactly as you described and he didnt come. another creepypasta fake...
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>>159970
Could you show it to us too? :drool:
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:unsure:

2D Cute@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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She's warning you :glare:
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Wants to be noticed by human-san :blush:
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Don't walk in on a lady using the bathroom! (;´Д`)
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When hard times befall you, G-chan will always be there for you :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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>>8481
I can't be the only one seeing this

2D Cute@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>8488
My second favourite lucky

Lounge@Heyuri
you meet the girl of your dreams, shes so perfect it almost feels like god made her for you. her appearance is a perfect 10 to you, shes interested in all your hobbies, she understands you, she cooks the best food youve ever had, never ages to the point shes ugly, and loves you unconditionally. the whole package.

but thats only what you see. in reality shes one of the bubbling flesh blob aliens from saya no uta (;´Д`)

she still looks and feels like that perfect 10, but you know its a pus-leaking flesh demon. that food she makes is still the best youve ever had, but you know its raw human flesh. when you have teh sex with her its the best a person could ever have, but you cant even imagine what youre actually sticking your PENIS into. everyone else can see her real form too its not like a tulpa or whatever

keep in mind youre not entirely like fuminori in this situation where all you see is the disgusting shit except her, your life and mental state is otherwise normal.

all this in mind, would you stay with her? would you live a happy, full life of romance with her? why would or wouldnt you?
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since ur brain wouldn't be fucked up like fuminori's there doesn't seem to be any huge cons to this. pretty ez choice for me, saya ftw ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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I didn't read the VN but from this description... why not, I would declare my reality as teh only truth and everyone else to be delusional :mona2:

I barely have enough money to feed myself though...
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so let me get this straight, you're offering a girl that is
-a legal loli (because it doesnt count if she's not human)
-eats raw (possibly rotting) meat, fur, bones, and all so you can spend less money on food
-is extremely intelligent (even if to a lovecraftian point)
-can become an omnipotent force on earth
shit i'll take saya in her real form
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Hell yeah. I'll just go out and build a comfy little cabin in the woods where she and I can live happily ever after. Maybe I'll have to scam unwary travelers into coming in so she can feed, but that's the price you pay for tr00 olev.
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hmm.. to be quite honest, if everyone else can see her true form, things would get out of hand quickly. I dont think any of us are cut for living innawoods and trying to conceal this monster from the world would be too much work. So No, unfortunately

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Pooping
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it should be a bannable offence to post a picture of your legs on heyuri if you dont shave them
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>>159954
ahah puny legs
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This thread's so lame I might take a shit and post it here, just to save this thread from OP's lack of commitment to the dookie he was supposed to share with us.
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>>160005
Uwaagghhhh.... *wipes sweat*...
There. That's how you save a dying thread. :lolico:
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Hey! Stop shitting up teh thread!! :angry:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
i always find myself here when im high...
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What do you usually take? And amount
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I'm always high :waha:
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>>159969
lyrica man, i love pills
i usually take about 6 but i took 4 this time because i only have 8 left
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>>159967
I wish I could get high, but I don't know where to find drug dealers, somehow my expertise is exclusive to locating prostitutes

Off-Topic@Heyuri
he doesn't seem that bad to me (゚ー゚)
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test

Your fortune: We don't know what happens next

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call me crazy but i dont think incest caused his ugly nose
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portraits are supposed to be flattering, imagine how he REALLY looked (´~`)
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a magnificent jaw indeed :cool:
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Imagine this guy approaches you and unzips his PENIS

Girl Talk@Heyuri
awawawaa
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>>633
i havent done all that much ricing. (´~`) urs looks good thoughuhg
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i wonder if i should get a cool laptop for experimenting (´~`)
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i tried renaming my windowsOS to rice and ended up bricking that profile (´~`)
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I tried bricking my rice

i think i made rice flour (´¬`)

Off-Topic@Heyuri
I found this big bewbs anime girl on xitter so I'm posting it here. :biggrin: https://x.com/chobi800/status/1981714366694109420
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Thanks for your contribution Heyurizen!
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omedeto :hokke:

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