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"CHEW ON THIS!"

Chunks of banana flesh fly out of your mouth as you mouth the words above. The room remains eerily silent as anything you try to say is dampened by the congealed mass of banana, spit and blood inside your mouth. Seconds turn to minutes turn to days. The air is still.

A loud groan breaks everyone's trance. You feel a torrent raging in your belly as gut bacteria and digestive enzymes start breaking down the inrush of fruity sustenance. With every molecule broken down more gas is released, and soon enough you find that your legs are useless in moving your grossly distended abdomen. A foul liquid smelling of imouto vomit begins leaking out your belly button, slowly at first and then shooting out like a super soaker. This compound would later be weaponized in the Schism Wars of the North, but that is a tale for another time.

With what little control you have left, you concentrate on squeezing your sphincter as hard as you can. You have known ecstasy, and you wish to share the opportunity to partake in this "grand feast". The room shakes as your legs spasm uncontrollably, rocking you back and forth. As you roll on your side your liver is crushed by the shifting mass, and so are your lungs. If physical laws still held this would have been a particularly brutal method of execution, something thought of by truly depraved individuals in the bowels of GUROchan. But this is not the physical world. If it were, you would have burst after the 200th banana, or collapsed from the combined effects of radiation exposure and potassium poisoning.

You can't feel it, but something snakes its way down your intestines under the increasing liquid pressure. Muscles contract as hard as they are able before tearing under the strain of effort. Soon enough, the liquid front is hammering against the walls of your ANUS.

......

You are constipated.

2 (1, hehe)

The M1911 is said to be one of the greatest handguns ever made. It holds only 7 rounds, enough power to end any man, fag or otokonoko. You have never held such a fine piece of mechanical engineering as the one that appears before you.

Suzuran finally takes the last bite of the banana in her hand. She turns to see what the commotion is about.

Hachi, exhausted after finally beating the shit out of kaguya (no homo), comes to find a morbidly obese fat fuck rolling in his thread. He might have been inclined to masturbate straight away, but unfortunately the anon's PENIS fails to distract him as effectively a VAGINA would. He sees the opportunity for hilarity as you set your sights on the landwhale.

"I...I'M..."

You cannot make out what the landwhale is saying, but it does not matter. You squeeze the trigger.

CRACK.

One bullet. You squeeze it again.

CRACK. CRACK.

You can see holes forming on the belly of the anon before you. His blood, more banana than blood at this point, oozes out like custard and dribbles down onto the marble floor.

"CUMMING!!!"