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No.147717 [Reply]
POSTING A HEYURI THREAD :biggrin:
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>>147717
that is a lovely green
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No.148410
what makes the thread heyuri
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>>148055
i like green too
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.148428
>what makes the thread heyuri
its made of LOLs and teh green :waha:
Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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No.4715 [Reply]
Is Henkei Shoujo worth watching? It has dreadful reviews but it looks funny so I'm torn.
Flash@Heyuri
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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3D Girls@Heyuri
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No.1000 [Reply]
/s/ 1K GETTO
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this is a good thread
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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>>2724
A fine addition to my discolad collection...
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No.148378 [Reply]
am i the only one that finds it crazy that after all these years, you still cant see your total k/d ratio in csgo?
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No.148379
im pretty sure its a method by valve to get more prime players. the only way to see your full stats is to use a 3rd party tracker and those trackers require you to use an api token that you can only get if you pay for prime every month
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No.148415
Might be an intentional choice to emphasize the team-based nature of the game. :closed-eyes:
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No.148416
only position on the table matters
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No.148409 [Reply]
What are you gonna do with that crowbar? :sweat:
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No.148414
Shove it up your ass, hopefully. :biggrin:
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No.148296 [Reply]
HOLY SHIT ANON LOOK UP... someone wrote gullible on your ceiling
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No.148298
WAT
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No.148300
Incorrect. I checked and there are only a bunch of lizards with human faces stuck to my ceiling, soundless, they sometimes stare at me and send orders through their minds to me. They appear from behind the lamp and watch me only moving their heads but never walking on the ceiling. They disappear whenever I want to light the room and they do not appear on photos I took despite them being cleraly visible so I can't show them with a timestamp. Only their shadows move whenever a car passes by, lighting my room a tiny bit. Strange but whatever. And they don't make any writings!
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>>148296
saved gif. also not fooling me
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No.148408
you fooled me :closed-eyes:
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No.148413
>>148296
You're supposed to spoiler that latter part, baka troll. :closed-eyes:
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No.148411 [Reply]
Anyone played V Rising before? Vampires r cool and its on 50% sale on steam
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No.4087 [Reply]
ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
2D Ero@Heyuri
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No.4085 [Reply]
ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.148164 [Reply]
My cum sock reeks of wet dog hair after 2 weeks of usage. :dark:
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>>148164
Why use a sock? Tissues or paper towels are much better yes?
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No.148313
One time I tried to use an apple as an onahole, but it was an unpleasant experience for two reasons:
-The apple was very solid, so using it to masturbate was less pleasurable than simply masturbating with my hand
-I was afraid of carving a hole too large in the apple, hence rendering it unusable as an onahole... So the hole I carved was too small, and I ended up breaking the apple with my PENIS.

If anybody knows of a fruit that's pleasurable to fuck, feel free to inform me about it ヽ(´.｀)ノ

btw: no, I didn't eat the apple after ejaculating with it
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No.148374
>>148313
have you tried using a boiled potato? if it's overcooked it's much softer than a raw apple. just make sure to let it cool a bit before sticking your dick in it.
you can also use a microwave instead of boiling if you want, but the potato might be too hard
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>>148309
It's more comfortable to use that sock sometimes (usually only in bed).
Otherwise i use tissues or paper towels.
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No.148394
i just let it land wherever ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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No.148381 [Reply]
Musu is a BITCH for not giving waha teh bread :angry::angry::angry::angry:
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No.148385
you know what happen to bitchz. THEY GET FUCKING RAEP'D
Off-Topic@Heyuri
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No.148359 [Reply]
Ara ara~ little boy, are you lost?
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No.148361
I'm not lost. I am exactly where I desire to be :nosebleed:
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No.148365
y-yes :nosebleed:
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haha no.
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No.148377
would you believe me if i told you that i've masturbated to every woman in this pic at some point in my life?
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>>148377
yes, yes I would believe you.
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.2736
DONUT PLAY THIS :biggrin:
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No.2737
As a kid, my playthroughs of "Papa's" games would always go like this:
Day 1: "Hey, this game is kind of cool! I'm gonna play it day after day to upgrade my restaurant!"
Day 2: I forget about the game and never play it again
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No.148125 [Reply]
today my fried ricky told me u have to put ur balls into a girl to have a kid, other wise sex doesnt work😱😱

if thats true then how do i fit my balls in a girl so we can make have a baby? :kuz:? i saw my little sisters private part once and it looked too small is he (ricky lying? 😄😠☝ rick y said his dad was special forces once and i asked his dad and it turns out he was making it up so i dont believe him anymore 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️!
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oooh, i know a person named rick y!
i'd splurt all over her stupid face if i had the chance!
she is girl, so i dont think its same as yours! so yuo are okay! yuore ricky, i mean. is okay, i mean.
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>>148160
Hi, Jon! It is a small world indeed! It is James, your former neighbor! I miss your wife Karen. How is she?

I'd like to reveal some truth about our relationships with her, since I've moved to Texas anyways 🔫

Your wife is a big slut, and I used to bang her for over 3 years straight. She's a beast in bed! I'm sure I wasn't the only one, since I saw many other guys walking in your house while you were at work :sweat2: Even Craig (our postman) used to stop by.

Karen have to kick out your kid from the house so he wouldn't spoil the fun :sweat2: That's why that kid is hanging out at the backyard all day. Poor thing!

Hope you'd be fine to know the truth. You're a nice guy, that's why I've shared this with you! Cheers!
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>>148126
this guy is clearly not 18
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>>148351
f*ck u little bitch i'm 18 just ask ur mom:rolleyes::nyaoo-closedeyes::nyaoo2::drool::dizzy::astonish:👌👍
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>>148372
LMAO U TOTALLY PWNED THAT GUY!! 😁😜✊
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No.148224 [Reply]
idk why that thread was baleeted but I was just about to comment that I think squirrels are extremely hot animals. Look how they always do these sexy poses... :nosebleed:
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>>148285
:drool:
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>>148274
Red is cute, grey looks like a disgusting fat fucking rat fucker. FUCK GREY SQUIRRELS KILL THEM ALL KILL THEM ALL
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>>148350
Cute! :biggrin:
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>>148350
These are too cute for me to fuck. But you do you I guess.
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No.148368 [Reply]
ITZ TIME 2 DO EXERCISES!

1.. 2.. 3...
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THAT'S CHEATING!!!
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No.148191 [Reply]
While you were wasting your life on the internet, i beat Sonic the Hedgehog 2
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>But the furthest i've gotten is the mecha sonic boss which i've never been able to beat
Mecha Sonic is literally right before the final boss. The attack pattern is always the same, so if you get there with a fair bunch of lives you can get it down pretty quick ( ´ω`)
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No.148250
>Mecha Sonic is literally right before the final boss.
yeah that's what made losing to it feel so bad (;´Д`)
>The attack pattern is always the same, so if you get there with a fair bunch of lives you can get it down pretty quick
sounds about right. The last time i got there was when i was playing with an actual mega drive when i was around 13... so i could probably beat it now with an emulator
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No.148362
So... What should i play next? :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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Do u still have a list?
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>>148363
The excel doc has just gotten bigger :sweat3:
I'm in the mood for a classic RPG. My autism drives me toward the first Dragon Quest, but i don't know if i'm prepared for a second attempt at the grind :dark:
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No.148292 [Reply]
if a nuclear holocaust was happening what would your last post on heyuri be? :huh:
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i would confess to my crimes
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"I won't ever find myself inside the range of a nuclear explosion, if i die to a nuke you'll know the feds killed me to keep me quiet"
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"Did anyone else just hear a big bang?"
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I will continue to deny the (nuclear) holocaust until the bitter end
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No.148358
"does anyone else smell something burning?"
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