Heyuri!

S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y Anonymous 2026/03/14(Sat)13:09:56 No.4587 +

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Anonymous 2026/03/13(Fri)22:27:46 No.176256 +

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hey... what the...!? :angry:

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2 Anonymous 2026/03/13(Fri)22:45:57 No.176259 +

These "artistic" depictions of clothed, fat oji-sans are inherently sexualising and their distribution hurts real old guys by proxy, so therefor they should be banned immediately and made criminal to possess/view to the fullest extent the law allows.
Not to mention they're just plain creepy.
If you disagree you're a virgin loli with a tiny VAGINA and probably want to fuck old men yourself

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3 Anonymous 2026/03/13(Fri)23:10:08 No.176262 +

DAMN OJICONS!!!1 :angry:

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4 hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs ## lost snail 2026/03/14(Sat)00:53:19 No.176263 +

*sounds security buzzer*

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5 Anonymous 2026/03/14(Sat)09:12:57 No.176273 +

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take a seat for me please
now, would you mind telling me why you're talking to fat and smelly 30 year olds online?

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6 Anonymous 2026/03/14(Sat)11:46:00 No.176284 +

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>>176273
grooming them! what are you gonna do about it?

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Anonymous 2026/03/14(Sat)02:04:17 No.176265 +

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Had a dream today that I was in a harem with 3 2D girls.

Needless to say it was a pretty good experience :cool:

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1 hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs ## lost snail 2026/03/14(Sat)02:14:48 No.176266 +

nice

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2 Anonymous 2026/03/14(Sat)09:40:18 No.176277 +

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I woke up from a dream about having sex with Yasuna and I had a huge erection, so of course I immediately looked up erotic images of her and got so excited I pissed and cummed all over myself. I feel a little bad about having a dream like that about a girl that isn't my waifu but it's not my fault, I can't control what I dream about. The pee stains in my bed haven't dried yet but the bed is big enough that I can just move to the other side where it's dry so it's ok.

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Anonymous 2026/03/14(Sat)03:27:32 No.176267 +

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down with amerikan imperialists! down with japanese imperialists! down with british imperialists! glory the the People's Republic of China! may the workers of china unite under communism and begin a new golden age of china! may china shed the reactionary ideology of confucius! glory to Mao Zedong for liberating china from reactionary and imperialist powers! May the power return to the workers of china!

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1 Anonymous 2026/03/14(Sat)05:10:26 No.176269 +

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lol rekt

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2 Anonymous 2026/03/14(Sat)05:35:37 No.176270 +

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>>176267
Care for a spot of the old hardcore drugs, Uncle Chang?

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3 Anonymous 2026/03/14(Sat)09:23:45 No.176274 +

>the workers
but I don't like to work

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4 Anonymous 2026/03/14(Sat)09:25:37 No.176275 +

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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friday the 13th Windows® ∞ 2026/03/13(Fri)15:31:39 No.176217 +

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horror stream when?

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12 Anonymous 2026/03/13(Fri)22:13:24 No.176255 +

>>176241
10 or 11 pm est would be good for me. possibly later but I can't guarantee I'd be able to stay awake

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13 Anonymous 2026/03/13(Fri)22:33:26 No.176258 +

In terms of live-action horror, we've previously already watched together on Heyuri Cytube:
- Ring (and maybe a sequel?)
- Dark Water
- Pulse/Kairo
- House
- Sweet Home
- Halloween
...and maybe others I'm forgetting

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14 Windows® ∞ 2026/03/13(Fri)22:47:04 No.176260 +

>>176258
I don't remember seeing any of them. are you bullshitting me?

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15 Anonymous 2026/03/13(Fri)23:04:19 No.176261 +

>are you bullshitting me?
Noep. Ring and Dark Water were in 2023, the rest were all 2025

Halloween 2023 poll (we ended up watching Ring and Dark Water): https://cgi.heyuri.net/vote2/html/1698772455.html
Halloween 2025 poll: https://cgi.heyuri.net/vote2/html/1761424754.html
House stream thread (we watched Sweet Home afterwards): >>162051

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16 Anonymous 2026/03/14(Sat)01:00:39 No.176264 +

>>176261
Horey shet that was in 2023? time files...

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Anonymous 2026/03/13(Fri)03:31:01 No.176183 +

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rawr!

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1 Anonymous 2026/03/13(Fri)04:07:31 No.176186 +

>>176183
teh rawr xD

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2 Anonymous 2026/03/13(Fri)04:12:17 No.176188 +

Goddamn

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3 hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs ## lost snail 2026/03/13(Fri)15:30:50 No.176216 +

im very scared :nosebleed:

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4 Anonymous 2026/03/13(Fri)21:37:48 No.176251 +

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um... hello bear lady i'm lost. :cry:

can you help me find my mommy?

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Anonymous 2026/03/13(Fri)21:09:03 No.176248 +

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I... AM THE KING IN YELLOW

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1 Anonymous 2026/03/13(Fri)21:14:21 No.176249 +

We do not accept you as our king. GTFO.
:banana:

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Commander Pantsu Thief 2026/03/13(Fri)20:05:26 No.176246 +

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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1 Anonymous 2026/03/13(Fri)20:06:10 No.176247 +

Me on the right. :dance2:

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Anonymous 2026/03/12(Thu)16:33:17 No.176131 +

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did anyone ever get on heyuri townhall? :nyaoo:

has it always been inactive? or does no one care anymore :blush:

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12 loveless 2026/03/13(Fri)17:24:01 No.176226 +

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fireplace is closed because of aids

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13 Anonymous 2026/03/13(Fri)17:24:25 No.176227 +

Wait how do I join this??????

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14 hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs ## lost snail 2026/03/13(Fri)17:25:14 No.176229 +

https://townhall.heyuri.lol/

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15 Anonymous 2026/03/13(Fri)17:25:59 No.176230 +

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Im fucking missing out into something awesome like this?
Fuck.... I need to play this NOW

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16 hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs ## lost snail 2026/03/13(Fri)17:31:25 No.176231 +

use #Warp do warp to rooms, you can see the participants count to see where everyone is

2D Lolikon@Heyuri

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Anonymous 2026/01/14(Wed)05:00:57 No.24246 +

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I have an idea: if we create a WhatsApp group and share loli content there, that would be great!

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6 Anonymous 2026/03/13(Fri)17:15:40 No.24946 +

>>24246
A telegram group would make more sense. Then again, you're probably a fed so nevermind.

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7 Anonymous 2026/03/13(Fri)17:20:27 No.24947 +

the safest thing would be to train pigeons to fly to each heyurizen's house to share loli content

wait hold on, this means i have to tell everyone's pigeons where I live, what if it's not a real pigeon but a government drone?!
ah damn, we're back where we started

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8 hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs ## lost snail 2026/03/13(Fri)17:32:05 No.24948 +

>Then again, you're probably a fed so nevermind
he is

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9 Anonymous 2026/03/15(Sun)17:46:46 No.24950 +

>>24247
gross :gross:

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10 Anonymous 2026/03/16(Mon)06:18:52 No.24951 +

toasting in a fed bread

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Mystery_Mleczik_Z◆3HgciFmEWk 2026/03/11(Wed)12:02:41 No.176018 +

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Why is she doing this?

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10 Anonymous 2026/03/11(Wed)23:46:05 No.176087 +

>>176027
>>176082
it's just scatfags that have been muddying the waters
no pun intended :vomit:

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11 Anonymous 2026/03/12(Thu)15:31:59 No.176127 +

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>>176027
>The piss fetishists took over lately
Lately? Bruh, I've been posting piss related content for like 2 years.
The site is called 'hey, uri(nate)' for a reason, you know.

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12 Mystery_Mleczik_Z◆3HgciFmEWk 2026/03/13(Fri)07:28:25 No.176194 +

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>>176060

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13 Mystery_Mleczik_Z◆3HgciFmEWk 2026/03/13(Fri)07:30:01 No.176195 +

>>176077
It's a cute version of my other known Moniker, PancerzonyMlecz, metal right?

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14 Anonymous 2026/03/13(Fri)16:13:53 No.176221 +

Bodily functionfags are all the same, there's no point in having wars about which ones grosser.
At the end of the day, we all like to see someone cute be disgusting and get instant relief after doing so.

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Anonymous 2026/03/12(Thu)21:18:35 No.176152 +

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every heyruizen is one of these three i believe ( ´ω`)

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8 Anonymous 2026/03/13(Fri)01:17:22 No.176178 +

>>176174
what do you mean?

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9 Anonymous 2026/03/13(Fri)04:53:24 No.176190 +

I'd never let either of those low-testosterone nerd guys into my NEET cave, and if a girl ever came in she'd never leave.

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10 Anonymous 2026/03/13(Fri)09:26:52 No.176204 +

>>176190
> she'd never leave alive
fixed

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11 Anonymous 2026/03/13(Fri)16:11:56 No.176220 +

>>176152
I'm a satou. Dumb, but knowledgeable about things that make me happy. Major difference is he can communicate some, and he's physically attractive

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12 Anonymous 2026/03/21(Sat)20:21:41 No.177133 +

>>176178
thats nothing like misaki.......lol

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Anonymous 2026/03/13(Fri)07:46:08 No.176196 +

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Archduke Franz Ferdinand, heir to austrian throne murdered earlier today at around 11 am :sweat:

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2 Windows® ∞ 2026/03/13(Fri)08:54:20 No.176199 +

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oh the horror :glare:

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3 Anonymous 2026/03/13(Fri)09:05:12 No.176200 +

Who cares, it's not like it's going to cause a big war :sweat3:

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4 Anonymous 2026/03/13(Fri)10:44:19 No.176206 +

now that the ayatollah and his family and hundreds of lolis have been murdered surely iran will surrender

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5 hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs ## lost snail 2026/03/13(Fri)13:38:27 No.176211 +

thats one epic mustache

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6 Anonymous 2026/03/13(Fri)13:41:31 No.176212 +

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Powder_keg_of_Europe

Nothing ever happens .. unless you live in the powder keg of Europe. :dark:

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Mystery_Mleczik_Z◆3HgciFmEWk 2026/03/13(Fri)09:10:04 No.176201 +

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Need otouto and being the slightly older onee san forever... The loli never leaves you and when you notice it you want to loli again, anyone else??? :blush:

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1 Anonymous 2026/03/13(Fri)12:29:22 No.176208 +

I dunno what ur saying LOL but yeah similar-age bro/sis wincest is great :biggrin:

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Looking for a girlfriend Anonymous 2026/03/11(Wed)11:36:29 No.176016 +

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If there any little girls on Heyuri that fit the following requirements, please respond to this thread. But first, here's what I have to offer:

1. Financial stability: I make well below average in my country (Located in my mother's basement in Alabama)

2. Age: I am below 60, but above 40.

3. Attractiveness: Aggregate of various AI rating sites: 1.9/10. First person sources: Two little girls at the playground screamed and ran away saying I was a "monster"

There. Those are the important details. My "personality"? You can figure that out later :kuma6:

With that out of the way, here's who I am looking for:

1. Female, Aged 4-10

2. Located in USA

3. Cute
3.1 Not fat
3.2 White and or Asian

4. Willing to hop in my van (and maybe hit it later... jk.... but srsly, we can get to know eachother first. Something long term :wink:

)

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1 Anonymous SAGE! 2026/03/11(Wed)11:48:05 No.176017 +

heyuri copypasta :biggrin:

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2 Anonymous 2026/03/11(Wed)16:51:51 No.176052 +

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Nice try, buddy. :lolico:

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3 Mystery_Mleczik_Z◆3HgciFmEWk 2026/03/13(Fri)08:45:57 No.176198 +

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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4 Anonymous 2026/03/13(Fri)12:11:52 No.176207 +

>>176198
are there rock CDs and beer too? :kuma6:

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hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs ## lost snail 2026/03/12(Thu)22:59:59 No.176161 +

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PANTSU MOGIRE BEAM

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1 Anonymous 2026/03/13(Fri)01:15:38 No.176177 +

lol butt.

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2 Windows® ∞ 2026/03/13(Fri)09:36:40 No.176205 +

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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Anonymous 2026/03/13(Fri)02:44:42 No.176180 +

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how do you treat bugs?

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1 Anonymous 2026/03/13(Fri)02:46:34 No.176181 +

hell no

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2 Anonymous 2026/03/13(Fri)02:53:10 No.176182 +

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when I lived in a roach infested apartment, I noticed the young roaches specifically would crawl on me :biggrin:

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