Today I put on my glasses and looked in the mirror, and who did I see, but a very handsome man staring back at me.

I feel confident enough that I'm tempted to post a selfie, but worry it might come back to bite me later.

>I feel confident enough that I'm tempted to post a selfie, but worry it might come back to bite me later.
DEW IT (・∀・)

>>165163
Lolicon lolis exist too, baka!

>>165185
The only (legitimate) pedophile I've met was 13.

>>165196
What does it mean to be an illegitimate pedophile?

>>165189
OH GOD NOT THAT GUY

yourself

sayori

>>165103
I don't like Peta but I do like when people kick sand in the faces of stupid nerds with the truth

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

sniffing horse girl glue (´￢`)

>>165103
what if a wild horse gets injured? is it a nearly guaranteed death sentence?

seems like evolution didn't do well with them （ ´,_ゝ`）

>>165173
yes
horses are majestic, beautiful, powerful creatures with exceptionally overspecialized bodies built for moving around all the time efficiently

most broken bones are basically never going to heal right and the structure of horse legs means the other legs aren't really going to be able to take the weight properly (there are no muscles below the knee since anatomically, their knees are more like our wrists and heels lmao)
also, the structure of horse hooves basically being a fucked up big toe on steroids holding all the weight above sure is some shit lol

horses are also neurotic prey animals and do not deal with surprises very well and generally do not respond well to treatment attempts where they'd need to stay still (read: dealing with any kind of injury)

you get weird evolutionary cases all throughout the animal kingdom where a creature really should have evolved past a certain consistent problem and haven't because enough of the population regularly lives to reproduce despite it and thus it remains in the gene pool anyway lul

>>165093
#fnaf on gamejolt, most of them are like the originals.

>>165119
>he would've 100% raped them if this happened irl
there was a fangame that had a rapist pedophile villain but apparently that's worse than child murder

>>165130
People tend to forget that the guy behind FNAF (Scott Cawthon) is a really, really religious Evangelical Christian, the only reason he stopped making videogames was because they leaked his donations to conservative politicians

You couldn't get that man to write something like sexual undertones in a horror game even if you paid him $5 million dollars

>>165134
you could probably get him to make something like this for free

>>165134
He had a NSFW Island in Freddy in Space though

>>165143
QB

kaguya tan

>>5598
she looks kinda hotter like that actually…

I do too! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

remember to reboot your kaguya every few weeks to prevent data loss and file corruption

so true. （ ´_ゝ`）

i hate social media

can you post more fishe

>>942
The same fishes but an actual photo instead of a screenshot of a video I took of them. (Still a screenshot of the photo though) 𐔌ᵔ⁔ ܸ. ̫ .⁔ ͡ 𐦯

𓆜

how long until anonymous sites like heyuri are banned too?

yes

uhhh teh link is raepd for some reasons https://oeis.org/A147578

MATH GET

HOLY SHIT IT'S THE NUMBER WITH EXACTLY 5 DISTINCT ODD PRIME DIVISORS

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

>>165085
lol

>>165085
classic

heyuri meetup?

PARADISE

they had to ask 100 or so people to film porn and 90% or more of them may be within the camera's field of view for maybe 2 or 3 seconds

>>165157
chubby bitch.

>>165159
isn't it that fluffy penguins are kodomo penguins?

Have you tried opening the skills menu? You can allocate any available skill points there.

The thing you are looking for is weight assisted calisthenics and fasting.
https://www.scribd.com/document/399334659/Monkey-Strength

People get jacked in prison with purely bodyweight exercises. I've been exercising for the past half year as a hikki neet and have been getting a bit of gains. Eventually you will plateau and since you can't really increase weight you have to increase volume, which means you would have to be exercising for like 2 hours. You will still be much stronger and healthier even if you don't do it that long.

carry a knife everywhere you go

Nyu?

AND SURPRISE CONTESTANT, HOKKE MIRIN

Nyu wouldn't harm Puchiko, she'd swaddle her in her loving arms and hug her until she nyu'd and Puchiko would feel very loved and wanted and wouldn't resist at all.

Of course, Dejiko and the others would want to get her back and they'd instantly die at Nyu's hands for daring to take her new snuggle buddy away.

If switching to Lucy isn't against the rules I can't think of many enemies she wouldn't be able to beat.