>>170528
how about excited catboy shinji?

>>170518
nice

>>170571
I will rape him

shinji is for romance, not rape

>>170649
it's better if you romance first, then rape for maximum emotional damage

>>170665
>emotional damage
are you wanting the band of the hawk experience? because thats how you get a band of the hawk experience

Nah, I like the rigidity.

>>170656
what if it was full of muscular tissue that could be as rigid or as soft as needed, pulse and tense as wanted, and wiggle inside of things?

i dont see wai not

>>170618
we never did that. the most i did was kiss him

on the lips?

so many gay chomos on this board lately

>>170634
lately?

When i was 13 i used to wish for this type of things but now is too late and i'm going to die alone

MY BRAIN IS FUCKING MEEELLLTING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

why are scientists too dumb to make hand sanitizer that eliminates the smell of ass on my fingers after they've been in my ass crack (for legit ass cleaning reasons and not anything gay)?

>>170576
80% of people everywhere live paycheck to paycheck

>>170575
what's up with white people trying to glorify the third world like this? None of us get to live out pedophile rape fantasies and none of us are "happy", obesity is a worldwide problem even in Ethiopia, and most Middle Eastern and Central Asian countries have atleast 40% higher obesity rates than the US.

Nobody is happy living in poverty and almost all of us are depressed and suicidal.

>>170581
Pics of large groups of obese muslims or it didn't happen, and not from some oil-rich area. Every man who is regularly making love with an attractive girl who loves him is happier than an obese american man who can only get sex by paying for whores or settling for a woman even fatter/uglier than himself. Most of us only have pedo rape fantasies because that's the only realistic way we can imagine ever having sex with an attractive girl.

>>170621
"and not from some oil-rich area" I invite you to come to Cairo, Beirut or Baghdad at any point in time, go to the streets and try to find one non-gypsy (gypsies lose weight much faster) man who is not atleast 20kg+ overweight. Arab food is heavy on carbohydrates + dense meats and not much else. You can literally Google 'Iraqi Arab Men' and get picrel

"Every man who is regularly making love with an attractive girl who loves him is happier" the concept of love does not exist in traditional Arabic society, it used to at some point during the poetic era of the caliphates, but there is no woman who "loves" you in the traditional sense of what the western world considers love, my Arabic grammar teacher told me when I was 17 that it's best to marry someone you don't love so you will end up tolerating them faster by the time you're 30 (it's expected to stop falling in love with your spouse as though its a normal thing).

Marital relations in the Middle East are as follows: you become 24, you're out of college, your parents pick someone that fits you based on some sort of intellectual eugenics for an arranged marriage, if you like her, marry her, if you don't, you find someone else, if you get a relationship during college, better hope her family is liberal or they're gonna take your girlfriend to an honour killing.

FYI, noone has sex or gets married before 18 anymore unless they're a gypsy or Saharan-tier rural farmer. Your pedophile rape fantasies aren't gonna happen here either.

>>170630
The two on the right don't look impoverished at all, the orange shirt guy would only be considered slightly overweight in america, and the rest of them aren't fat.
>there is no woman who "loves" you in the traditional sense of what the western world considers love
That's just the biological reality of how all women in the world are which is why divorce rates are >50% in america. It's good to hear arab societies aren't all lying about that like the west does.
>noone has sex or gets married before 18 anymore unless they're a gypsy or Saharan-tier rural farmer
I would become a rural farmer then so my offspring could enjoy their youth instead of being 18+ year old virgins.

>>1189
In my middle school we had real ties and didnt wear blazers which was fine, however in my high school they were clip on ties that felt uncomfortable and kinda ridiculous and we had to wear blazers which was not so cool

>>1192
a school uniform would be nice..... i wouldn't have had to decide what to wear everyday....

What's "School Princess"?

>>1214
me

>>1214
Some of these girls look familiar. Eastern European softcore?

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>>170564
pez-san always provides us with most lolicious lolis

i must go fap now sorry

artist: kuroshiro00

https://nozomi.la/search-Popular.html?q=kuroshiro00

>>170550
i've my reason!

thats cool, i guess

woah! thats cool!

It looks like the western phenomenon of taking a picture of your food before you eat it has taken off in Asia.

>>170616
I LOL'd

Sekkusu!

Is good too

mikuru wants you to post more threads. you can't say no to this face, can you?

>>170586
You're scaring me woman (;´Д`)

what if we all schedule a group pooping session

oh dang i wasnt supposed to say it ITT..

Not long ago I've had a great idea... But I forgot what it was

make text invisible

as an april fools joke we should just put lots of pics of dicks and pooping butts and stuff into the box instead of april fools ideas

BOI~N

age!

>>170415
are you ghey or somethin'?

i used to do it a lot, but i started to worry i'd give myself scoliosis or something, so i don't as much anymore. i used to be able to take most of my length, but now i can only really suck the head without hurting myself. it feels really good though, it's one of the best ways to masturbate as long as you're not scared of permanent back injury.

>>170519
use a flexible hose!

I just had another dream where I sucked it and drank all the pee out of it. Another dream that could've been about making love with a girl wasted sucking my own dick...

it's more common than u think. why do u think all old men walk like this?

update: I've accidentally discovered a glitch that lets the player get the point of a balloon without consuming it, therefore letting the player increment his score continuously!

I a bear fell on me, setting my high score at 16550 ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

before discovering this exploit, my high score was 1120

update: by strategically letting the game spawn 4 bears (the maximum number of bears that can appear on the screen) in a place where they are trapped, I can do the exploit indefinitely without being interrupted by a bear
I hereby declare Poppie Land a solved game

My highscore is now 100240

*nom*

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dice haet html tags in the same line preceding itself
dice1d101-1=92 (91)

how..

>>170433
heh, poor thing.
u don't haev teh asspass!