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2D Lolikon@Heyuri
i want this
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>>26040
Dream (´¬`)
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I’me begging you to post if you have more…

Off-Topic@Heyuri
"Which X am I thinking of?" ...try to guess the correct answer!
If you guess correctly, you decide the next prompt and answer!

https://cgi.heyuri.net/donpisha/
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>>194241
I think Yutaka might be my waifu <3
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Hint (useless): she's in this picture
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>>194241
i loev misao, she's too kawaii (////)
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>>194241
Just give me Konata (^Д^)
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>>194241
dice1d20-1=20 (19)

Off-Topic@Heyuri
If you take a crap during bunkasai, is it a bunkasai poop? Is crapping a qualifiable theme?
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only if j00 post it on heyuri dot net!
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dude i finished shitting just 2 minutes ago
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Kitsch loli! :biggrin:
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I took a big dump and posted it on /b/ once
if someone finds it that could be the first contribution to the toilet booth :nyaoo:

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
Hello!
It seems like bant-tan has misplaced her body... Could you find a replacement for her?
Draw... anything!!!
-give her a uniform!
-force her into a sukumizu!
-make her an obese hairy east asian man!
-give her a 92-76-98 figure... with a 5 cm boner!
-turn her into... a massive rat!

The choice is yours!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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I'm not an artist but Bant-tan turned me into an artist.

Your fortune: Bad luck

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bant-tan's bant hole!
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>>194276
And Bant tits babe!

Your fortune: Tomo will strangle you in your sleep


Off-Topic@Heyuri
Sometimes I wish to
Paint on Reimu's naked butt
But she won't let me :cry:
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A Touhou Haiku?
I haven't played Touhou
I just know Cirno
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i dont know tohou too much
but the lolis
make my dick happy



tomozo, kokoro no haiku (´ー`)
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throwing up after
eating delicious dinner
so i'll stay pretty
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>>194273
AMAZING CONTRIBUTION FROM TEH /J/EYURI CLUB ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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*sniff* *sniff*
hmm, 'cain is flyin'
nose is bleedin'
brain is explosin'
haiku is typin'
end of sentence are disapperin'

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
reoky to this sthread blindfolded
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PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS penus pneus penus oenus oenus oeuns oenus oenus oenus
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rhus is vert east IP US A FAGGOT
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i i i love little girlw they make me feel so god
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>>194209
me too anon! I want to cum inside their little VAGINAs and then d+++cidd;e and rape them until I dall asleep!
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niggers tongue my ANUS lololol
I hhabe severe autism
the novelty og this thread wears off fast

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Any Heyurizens use Slackware? I'm considering moving to a non-systemd distro. Currently I'm installing it on a VM to test it out. It seems very kewl but I worry I might be too much of a n00b to use it. :sweat2: (I've done fine with Mint and Debian so far).
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>>194103
smart or experienced users don't use linux
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y systemd bad:nyaoo-closedeyes:
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I used it last year for quite a while. It was also my first distro decades ago.

I would use non systemd distributions for ideological reasons. There's a tendency to centralise that is worrying and dangerous. But other than that there's not much difference. Linux is Linux. You'll do fine. Also if you're used to writing unit files, an older init system will give you context and you'll understand what systemd came from (and why people rightfully hated it).
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I like artix + dinit
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slackware is mostly easy in my experience, particularly if you install literally every package

honestly, maybe I should go back and use slackware again, it has been a few years

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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2D Lolikon@Heyuri
Need more loli with teddy bear please please
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>>25928
But dry orgasms are better and close to girls' ability to multiorgasm/no "recovery time", it's for their good. I also want my smaller partner to be undeveloped in this area too, and sense her PENIS just pulsating in my mouth and ass, this way she would be more excited over my cum too.
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>>25929
the futas I've seen are capable of cumming multiple times with close to no recovery time though (´~`)
just imagine having romantic sex with a futa and ending up with a room completely covered in cum ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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>>25936
I'd fap more if not the cleaning, and then you try to "tempt" me with this (´ー`)
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I once read a doujinshi where a rapist was having sex with a loli on her bed.
He was silencing the loli by pressing her beloved teddy bear to her face
It was very hawt :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
Would you date a female lolicon /b/?
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The female lolicon will only date you if you are shorter than her, shave all your body hair, and wear a dress.
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I had a female shotacon date me once, but once I turned taller and older she lost interest in me. :cry:
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I dated a roricon gurly, who also called herself a “himejoshi,” and it went on for the better part of a year until she slowly stopped committing herself to me til the end of last yr, it totally wrecked my self-esteem bcus this was my first time ever dating anybdy in any capacity

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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poast dancing GIFs
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fish dance!
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Girl Talk@Heyuri
Do you wish to grow up one day? To one day wake up and be a normie with social skills and 0 interest in anime? Would you rather have "ordinary happiness" or the vague contentedness you get from indulging in a hobby that alienates you from most of society? Do you really think giving up your dream of finding a cute girl who'd be willing to roleplay as your maid doll, or whatever your fantasy is over marrying a hetero man with no inner world will make you happy? What would you pick
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>>2038
Thats what i am saying!! Im saying they want you to stop being an autist and get "healthy" but for what?! Youre not happy you spend all day watching boring tiktok videos!
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>>2038
get that form away from me! (;´Д`)
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u don't have to give up your hobbies but u do have to go outside and talk to other otaku. that's how you find true happiness. the computer screen is not enough
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>>2432
i did this and it was the most miserable period of my life. i'm happier being alone. i'm glad i experienced it though so that i don't have to live my life thinking that i'm missing out on something by not having friends or socializing.
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Personally, i just dress up my boyfriend as a maid, that works pretty well too.
I don't think you have to give up on your hobbies if you want to participate in society to be honest, quite the opposite; i think it's important to be honest so that you can make friends with the same interests, you don't really have to give up anything for that, but you still have to mask a little bit at work of course, but private and personal life is separate for a reason, and workplaces that do not respect this do not deserve you.

Girl Talk@Heyuri
I think I'm bisexual (;´Д`)
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Repressed? :unsure:
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u can aim for a girly enough guy that it's practically futa and still hetero + future kids
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stop the presses
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There is no such thing as lesbian, girl. :hokke:
everybody loves sexy girls, even girls
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Hm? What's wrong? Are you bisexual or lesbian? There's nothing wrong with either.

Girl Talk@Heyuri
Is this common nowadays? :monapc:
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what are those wires Σ(;゚Д゚)
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>>2441
its the wires that power the p*nis
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this is how you activate a man to do things, the on switch is inside and only accessible with tongue
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source?

Off-Topic@Heyuri
How do you think Miku would fidget while waiting at a stoplight?
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She'd start singing and dancing, obviously.
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...Why is the steering wheel in the middle of the car? :unsure:
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>>194082
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but you are very blind

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