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Putata's creator drew this
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repost is prohibited!! you're going to jail!! :angry:
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>>155749
bit harsh?!?
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bit harsh :<
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Off to jail for you

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Kagy Kibble
It's just what a neet needs!

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BUY BUY BUY
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I'm still waiting for kaguya to show his ANUS on heyuri.
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>>155547
human safe..where have I heard that before????
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this is SO COOL
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where do I get a refund???

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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How do I waterpole???? :unsure:
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i liek water sports :drool:
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WATER
POLE

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The mid 2000s was the happiest time in my life. I was ~16 years old and spent all my time tinkering with computers and computer junk and browsing the internet, linux forums, old imageboards like iiichan and wtfux and the old 4chan.

It makes me especially happy that I'm able to post this from my extremely crappy old netbook from an extremely limited web browser. An experience I haven't had since like 2008.
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This site is like the Neverland, where you can cling to the same hobbies, words, and style you loved as a teenager, even if you notice gray hairs are starting to show up :biggrin:
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I didn't realize Heyuri worked in linkz, kewl
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I love Heyuri too <3
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:saitama:
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What's your xfce theme? Looks great!

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GIVE US DELICIOUS FLIES!!!!!!11111!
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I love this picture of a sunbathing cirno... it's just so mesmerising ヽ(゚ρ゚)ノ
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tanned BAKA
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CUTE!!!
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i luv tan lines so much
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
(;´Д`)
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>>155920
thank u spidder

Girl Talk@Heyuri
Kyaaaaaa!!!!! Σ(゚д゚|||) Theres a bug in here!!! eeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
Noooooooooooooo la polizia noooo :cry:
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El shitposting hispano es una frontera del internet que muchos ni siquiera conciben en lo más recondito de su imaginación :ph34r:
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>>155899
let's hope it's not considered as rule 8 faggotry :closed-eyes: cuz the language is inherently funny :biggrin:
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um.. the 1080p version looks like 380p

Flash@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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I'm not sure if it's because I made my first decision different, am lucky, or cleared enough of the other routes, or a mix of these... but finally I met :waha:

not on her route this time though :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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Finally! :iyahoo: :waha:
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yay!:waha:
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Flash@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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IKE IKE! 🍓

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Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Japanese women are so polite, honorable and clean!
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>>155813
a girl's mouth and VAGINA are full of germs so not eating her poop because of germs is just as gay as not kissing her
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>>155813
clean societies sexualize filth
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>>155829
I wonder if third worlders fantasize about sex on a bed made of soap, while servants spray them with warm soapy water like in a car wash the whole time
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>>155834
In my experience, they mostly sexualize guro
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Flash@Heyuri
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Lounge@Heyuri
you guys know Counter Strike: NEO? A japanese exclusive arcade version of cs?

There's a visual novel: https://web.archive.org/web/20090203170836/http://www.csneo.com:80/wm/
It was called: Counter Strike NEO: White Memories.
It was flash-based, and released for free on Namco's site at the time. I have every chapter up to 12, but i'm missing Chapter 7. I think most archives are missing it too.

I do also have a copy of the server/arcade software for the actual normal game if anyone's interested, but i'd like to ask if Heyuri could help me find Chapter 7 of this obscure ass visual novel. Maybe even... uh, translate it too?
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All my memories are white memories
Because I'm white!

And because they're all about cumming!
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It's not the flash itself, but there's a video of it here: https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm7178762
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>>14986
>All my memories are white memories
>Because I'm white!

tsand tall and be pround of who yuo are :purin:
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>>14987
That'll do! Thanks a ton for the find.
I'm thinking of remaking the vn in Ren'Py, but given the game has a few more complexities above simple text (apparently theres a shooting section at some point of the game (;´Д`)) im a bit worried as to if it'll be fine.

I do know a bit of Ren'Py but don't know much about the getting to coding parts that aren't just shoddy dialogue. And even then, I still dunno supreme nihongo that well just yet. I'll drop a link somewhere to the source code whenever I get started if anyone wants to help (but uh, dont expect much (´人`))

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I gotta finish my whiskey
gotta polish off this bottle
even though it's 70%
I gotta finish my whiskey
gotta polish off this bottle
even though it's 70%

I gotta finish my whiskey,
before my wife finds out,
that I’ve been drinking again.
I gotta finish my whiskey,
before my wife finds out,
that I’ve been drinking again.

I gotta finish my whiskey,
gotta polish off this glass,
if she catches me again, she’ll be kicking my ass.
I tried to spray some cologne,
to hide the smell on my breath,
but then she said I stank
like a brewery of death!

I told her I was “fasting,”
just water and some tea,
but then she saw me stumble,

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I have a theory that dogs are getting more stupid.

Because well behaved dogs in good families tend to get neutered, because the family is responsible.
Meanwhile dogs in families that dont "care" and have misbehaved dogs tend to not care about them breeding.
This results in a large portion of mild mannered or smart dogs being removed from the genepool, and idiot dogs or even violent dogs having as many pups as possible.

Traits like low temperament or intelligence are removed slowly because the good dog thats in a good family gets castrated...

Also, since there is a lot of genetic bottlenecking, inherited mutations are causing dogs to become more and more autistic too.
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>>155828
don't they generaly castrate unruly or hormonaly imbalanced dogs?
I doubt a good family would main their own dog for no reason
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>>155844
veterinarians always try to talk people into castrating their dogs.
plus, it's already accepted as a fact in society that gouging your dog's balls is a good thing with no negatives, and something that should always be done.

my dog's pristine balls shall remain intact. ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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a family dog of ours got fixed and afterward he had no energy and laid around all the time and got fat

i think, much like men, if you mess with their testosterone they end up soft and unhappy.
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Haha, your complaint might be timeless — but dogs acting "stupid" is nothing new. History's full of canine mischief!

Ancient Mesopotamia (c. 2000 BCE) – In the Instructions of Shuruppak, a Sumerian wisdom text, dogs are listed among the loud, unruly animals that disturb the household. Even back then, they were apparently barking at shadows and chasing invisible spirits.

Classical Greece (c. 5th century BCE) – Xenophon’s Cynegeticus (On Hunting) praises dogs, but even he warns of “the foolish ones” who lose the scent or bark at trees instead of game. Nature's derpy hunting partners.

Medieval Europe (12th century) – In The Book of the Hunt by Gaston Phébus, some hounds are dismissed as “useless and scatterbrained,” including those who chase butterflies instead of boars.

Victorian England (1851) – Queen Victoria’s diary describes her beloved spaniel Dash jumping into a fountain during a formal event. Not quite the royal etiquette expected.

Early 20th Century (1910s) – In Jack London's Call of the Wild, some sled dogs, especially the pampered ones, are depicted as completely unfit for survival — one even tries to eat the sled harness.

So maybe dogs aren’t getting dumber. They've just always had their goofy side. Maybe we're just noticing it more now that they’re not chasing wolves or pulling sleds. 🐶
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What a cool picture of a bear riding a dinosaur, OP! I like it a lot!

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