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Lounge@Heyuri
one time i had one tell me something i will never forget. for some fucking reason everyone wanted me to take off my shirt at a yard party. After much refusal they convinced me to put on swimming trunks and play ball with the children in the sprinklers. i said ok, took the trunks and headed to the bathroom. then this crusty, wrinkled, dying corpse of a woman told me to change right there. after all, she had seen me naked when i was a baby. i was 19 then. they were "family members". Never have been so disgusted in my life. The other corpses started howling like a pack of hyenas. I did not change and simply sat in a corner from which they could not see me.

i am scarred ever since (·•᷄‎ࡇ•᷅ )
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If corpses were talking to you I think it was just a bad dream
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one time i had one tell you simd you will jenv geg. for some fing ruzn veern twawn you to take off your shirt at a yard rahr. arft much fyahrpt i sahrdsks you to put on swih trunks and play ball with the ild in the sprirp. you said kraydh, took the trunks and hezdzd to the frarm. then this eekst, lirdsk, dwing corpse of a smuun told you to change right there. arft all, i had seen you kunjd when you were a beern. you were 19 then. we were "larm mem". you jenv have been so stipst in your life. The udhd spoyks strah lowng like a pack of yneenz. you did not change and spih sat in a krawr from which we could not see you.

onigiri

Lounge@Heyuri
むかしむかし... ある男がFソプレモを手に取りました。

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  { `Д´}/ Fを獲得しました!
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I feel like there should be a short hourly ban thing for if you're being too annoying
Ill even be the first test subject
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Looks like the proposal is going into effect now.

Should I delete 'good morning/hello heyuri' type threads, or let Mod-sama and kaguya autosage them? unsure
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I deleted file just because I don't think anime girls with political opinion flags r good, but "good mornings heyuri" kind of posts should also be taken to the Chat@Heyuri. Of course, starting a thread about another topic with "good morning" or "hi heyuri" are exempt to this

In addition, plz stop randomly saying "hi" to users in threads (should also be taken to Chat@Heyuri), threads aren't meant to be small chatrooms and it can quickly derail them
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I forgot to say since it wasn't teh topic, but blogs/personal "status updates" are also more fitting on Strange World than Off-Topic, we should start redirecting that too
Obviously this only includes personal matters, stuff like "I just finished X game" are good on Off-Topic
As I see observed, that's how Japanese people use their Ayashii World instances nowadays too

I hope this can solve most problems mentioned in this thread sweat2
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>>65787
>>65788
Thank you, merry christmas
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>>65782
I don't know where you got that frickin' picture but I need you to delete that ASAP
OR I'M GONNA PUT YOU IN A WORLD OF PAIN, JACKASS

Lounge@Heyuri
i am having a hard time
i have lost the drive to keep going. I feel lost in life.
I'm stuck in a situationship where im going to ultimately be chewed up and used for my resources.
i just wanna get lost in something again.
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Black Gakkou ni Tsutometeshimatta Sensei
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>>9286
>stupid as fuck sheltered edgelord garbage like Punpun
>Read Girls Last Tour or Houseki no Kuni instead.
LOL XD
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>>9331
IDK WTF you guys are arguing about, but don't disrespect GLT!
it's an earnest poignant story about finding meaning in a bleak world and doesn't deserve any mockery ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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>>9332
>finding meaning
he won't liek it he likes garbage misery porn like punpun
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aku no hana is a master piece

日本語@へゆり
こんにちは、みんな! /jp/をチェックしてみようと思ったのですが、皆さんお元気ですか?
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まあまあかな
でも忙しすぎる・・・

Site Discussion@Heyuri
can we have an easier way to upload banners... the thread with the 2ch link for it is deep down the depth of /q/
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Use frames! It's what all the cool kids do! cool

Site Discussion@Heyuri
Should blogposters/tripfags who make multiple threads a day be banned?

https://cgi.heyuri.net/vote2/html/1703043515.html

Vote here ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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>>65762
I created heyuri account to vote this.
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I'm baleeting votes from fags who voted multiple times - here's archives for how it was b4 baleetions for posterity: https://archive.ph/HuTyc https://archive.ph/0gNKG

Lounge@Heyuri
Now that this year is coming to an end, what are your goals for the next one? Not lame academic/career ones, but fun/internet related ones that you have been procrastinating for long time, so we can come back to this thread next year to report our progress. I will start

- Complete learning all N3 kanji, start N2
- Watch Haruhi and Monogatari series, among around 15 other ones
- Finish reading Umineko, get back on Sharin no Kuni's fandisc and one more VN
- Play Black Souls 2 and OFF
- Git better at photoshop so I can contribute better images to Heyuri
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Let's see now...
>- Complete learning all N3 kanji, start N2
Somewhat made progress here, but there are still some N3 kanji I come across to that I don't recognize
>- Watch Haruhi and Monogatari series, among around 15 other ones
Haruhi finished, I started reading LNs. Monogatari not yet...
>- Finish reading Umineko, get back on Sharin no Kuni's fandisc and one more VN
Umineko and some others finished, I forgot about Sharin no Kuni's fandisc until now. I will do next year!
>- Play Black Souls 2 and OFF
i haven't played once... ^_^;
>- Git better at photoshop so I can contribute better images to Heyuri
I messed with photoshop a few times but can't call that getting better.

I think I wasted a year of my life (;゚∀゚)
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learn how to use UTAU
become famous
make a song
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also goals for my brother
wake the fuck up and actually eat the meals i made him
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So... did any of you have success?
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At least one post in this thread is mine. But i forgot which one, none of them are about my goals monapc

Lounge@Heyuri
I'm wondering... what was the CSS code used for the 5ch theme on Heyuri's lounge and 9channel (Devyach)?
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Who knows. CSS is a closed source language and you have to use expensive decryptors to access it in its raw form. I have one you could buy though. lmk if your interested
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日本語@へゆり
589824
にょ
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wwwwwww
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かわいいにょw
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この本はどこにありますか❔
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元は知らない
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にょ~~
かわいいですね〜ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Site Discussion@Heyuri
Make a separate loli board please please plea see please I'm begging you
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I would rather die. xd
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k done biggrin
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So that's where loli3 went...
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>>65650
kaguuuyaaa why did you censor it I miss loliach

Lounge@Heyuri
I need some ideas folks (σ・∀・)σ
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Raise a large amount of crabs on only meat and starve them for a month, then go to sleep in their tank.
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Choke on an grapefruit
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draw mohammed in front of a bunch of muslims
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Hang yourself in front of a pretty woman who is into necrophilia. Dying for a great cause ( ´∀`)つ
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put mentos in your rectum and shove an open coke bottle up your asshole

Site Discussion@Heyuri
(hope thats okay lol)
but i have very mixed feelings about this situation. ive known angel from another website for a while now, i want to say since maybe june? i can tell you she is not some adult man larping or even trying to larp at all. me and her were introduced to this website by our other friend (who has been defending her in threads), and we dont know everything about the site yet. how angel makes/replies to threads is just how she talks. i actually talk more ethusiastically liek that on other websites but when it comes 2 imageboards i try to fit in with the crowd (*´﹃`*). i really dont think she meant to spam the board, and was just trying to have harmless fun. we apologize if we have done anything wrong, tho!
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>>65662
The main point made in that post (besides POST MOAR) is wrong anyways. See the link @ >>65659
We liek name users biggrin
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>>65664
OHH my bad i somehow didnt understand what that second bit was saying, i didnt learn english for 8 years to see grammar like that cry
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Don't worry about something like that. Having barely conversational English skillz is the norm here 😄
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>>65648
Not throwing too much shade here, But I remember when that poll was starting out and the majority like 90% of heyuri users were religious Either Christian or Muslim. Now that numbers gone down and a swarm of party poopers are here.
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>when that poll was starting out and the majority like 90% of heyuri users were religious Either Christian or Muslim. Now that numbers gone down and a swarm of party poopers are here
Damn, those kuffars!!1 angry

Lounge@Heyuri
Just got done flexing in the mirror for about 10 minutes. I am handsome, muscular, funny, good genes, etc. My training is going well, I think if I keep this up, I'll be nominated for sexiest man on heyuri next year. ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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it's still 2023 dummy(´ー`)
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>>8858
I know. I wasnt nominated this year. Im training for next years competition.
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the poster above

日本語@へゆり
目からビーム!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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でじこ!!wwwwww mona2

Site Discussion@Heyuri
make an official music board on 2ちゃん uploader
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make it so that you can only upload audio formats
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I liek the idea, but I'm not sure how to create a new board on it, its code is a bit messy.
I'll look into it soon
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make it mp3 only!!
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...why would you want that? glare

Lounge@Heyuri
i wanna leave ths hell but im kinda scared lolz should i kms ?? :3
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should i overdose or jump of a building :3
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>>9230
jump in a public place to traumatize moar anons
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>>9232
tyy anon!!
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>>9234
when u becum a ghost maek sure to possess one of us so we can have secks with a woman! please do it i would be very hapy (´・ω・`)
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>>9235
xdd ur funny anon (/^▽^)/

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まじこまづびづび
ぶぶぶぶ
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>>1118
**まじこみ

Site Discussion@Heyuri
heyuri is the new /s4s/ or what?
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Do the mods seriously have crushes on random people larping as little girls? Enough to let them trash up the whole board? unsure
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>>65628
Have u ever contributed anything original here anon?
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I have a sneaky suspicion that nan nan is simply Mod-sama in disguise, reliving the joy of being a bratty 11 year old hyperactive loli with sodie pop and cocaine running through her bulging veins. Refresco?
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>Do the mods seriously have crushes on random people larping as little girls?
Maybe u should learn what LARP stands for before using it wink
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>being a bratty 11 year old hyperactive loli with sodie pop and cocaine running through her bulging veins

I can't say much more than this, but listen: I talked with Mod-sama over Omegle (before it shut down) and Mod-sama is actually a 40 year old washed up hag working as a salarywoman who relives her glory days as a loli on the internet! And she has huge tits!

Oh shit... I think she might've heard that... I gotta go, guys. astonish

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