>>148164
Why use a sock? Tissues or paper towels are much better yes?

One time I tried to use an apple as an onahole, but it was an unpleasant experience for two reasons:
-The apple was very solid, so using it to masturbate was less pleasurable than simply masturbating with my hand
-I was afraid of carving a hole too large in the apple, hence rendering it unusable as an onahole... So the hole I carved was too small, and I ended up breaking the apple with my PENIS.

If anybody knows of a fruit that's pleasurable to fuck, feel free to inform me about it ヽ(´.｀)ノ

btw: no, I didn't eat the apple after ejaculating with it

>>148313
have you tried using a boiled potato? if it's overcooked it's much softer than a raw apple. just make sure to let it cool a bit before sticking your dick in it.
you can also use a microwave instead of boiling if you want, but the potato might be too hard

>>148309
It's more comfortable to use that sock sometimes (usually only in bed).
Otherwise i use tissues or paper towels.

i just let it land wherever ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

you know what happen to bitchz. THEY GET FUCKING RAEP'D

I'm not lost. I am exactly where I desire to be

y-yes

haha no.

would you believe me if i told you that i've masturbated to every woman in this pic at some point in my life?

>>148377
yes, yes I would believe you.

DONUT PLAY THIS

As a kid, my playthroughs of "Papa's" games would always go like this:
Day 1: "Hey, this game is kind of cool! I'm gonna play it day after day to upgrade my restaurant!"
Day 2: I forget about the game and never play it again

oooh, i know a person named rick y!
i'd splurt all over her stupid face if i had the chance!
she is girl, so i dont think its same as yours! so yuo are okay! yuore ricky, i mean. is okay, i mean.

>>148160
Hi, Jon! It is a small world indeed! It is James, your former neighbor! I miss your wife Karen. How is she?

I'd like to reveal some truth about our relationships with her, since I've moved to Texas anyways

Your wife is a big slut, and I used to bang her for over 3 years straight. She's a beast in bed! I'm sure I wasn't the only one, since I saw many other guys walking in your house while you were at work Even Craig (our postman) used to stop by.

Karen have to kick out your kid from the house so he wouldn't spoil the fun That's why that kid is hanging out at the backyard all day. Poor thing!

Hope you'd be fine to know the truth. You're a nice guy, that's why I've shared this with you! Cheers!

>>148126
this guy is clearly not 18

>>148351
f*ck u little bitch i'm 18 just ask ur mom

>>148372
LMAO U TOTALLY PWNED THAT GUY!!

>>148274
Red is cute, grey looks like a disgusting fat fucking rat fucker. FUCK GREY SQUIRRELS KILL THEM ALL KILL THEM ALL

ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

>>148350
Cute!

>>148350
These are too cute for me to fuck. But you do you I guess.

THAT'S CHEATING!!!

>But the furthest i've gotten is the mecha sonic boss which i've never been able to beat
Mecha Sonic is literally right before the final boss. The attack pattern is always the same, so if you get there with a fair bunch of lives you can get it down pretty quick ( ´ω`)

>Mecha Sonic is literally right before the final boss.
yeah that's what made losing to it feel so bad (;´Д`)
>The attack pattern is always the same, so if you get there with a fair bunch of lives you can get it down pretty quick
sounds about right. The last time i got there was when i was playing with an actual mega drive when i was around 13... so i could probably beat it now with an emulator

So... What should i play next?

Do u still have a list?

>>148363
The excel doc has just gotten bigger
I'm in the mood for a classic RPG. My autism drives me toward the first Dragon Quest, but i don't know if i'm prepared for a second attempt at the grind

i would confess to my crimes

"I won't ever find myself inside the range of a nuclear explosion, if i die to a nuke you'll know the feds killed me to keep me quiet"

"Did anyone else just hear a big bang?"

I will continue to deny the (nuclear) holocaust until the bitter end

"does anyone else smell something burning?"

I keep thinking of going to an adults-only store with a Megumin cosplay and being so confused and lost because it's my first time !! i'm so excited to go...

foor-san plz be safe out there !!!

I want to go to japan and pop my cherry but at this rate I will continue to cherish my cherry

I went a while ago and honestly I can't recommend more than enough if you're in Toyko VISIT AKIHABARA PLEASE

>>148354
I will!! I don't know if I should go to a hotel or this dorm-like apartment!! The hotel has a lounge and a public bath which I like!! but the apartment has a cool design which is very familiar for me ... and a balcony !!