>>169123
meanwhile real bewbs:
yes, they're strange

>guys, i found a leaked pic of kaguya having another affair with a user's wife...
>user's wife...
Are you talking about Kaguya? What?

>>169118
why am i so hard

>>169181
You must fap. NAO

ZOMG kaguya NTR

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Captions are so hot, i remember seeing a video narrated that said you dont want loli or ENORMOUS COCK... Never could find it again but shit wemt hard

>Time is going by very fast. Hours are changing like minutes. Why is it like this?
I have a couple of theories

The first is that as u age and experience the same things over and over, ur brain "switches off" and doesn't bother committing details to memory - kinda like a compression algorithm. This causes the time u just spent to seem like it skipped forward. It's only when you're experiencing something new that time seems to pass slowly (well, that and staring at a clock), since ur brain is hyperactive and recording every detail

The second is how we compare periods of time against our entire lifetime. For a 10yo, 5 years is half their life; for a 50yo, 5 years is only a tenth. The 10yo perceives 1 year the same way the 50yo perceives 5 years; the 50yo perceives 1 year the same way the 10yo perceives 0.2 years

i was gonna eat healthier, but my craving still exist.

>>169063
>>I wonder how many people ejaculate at the precise moment a new year arrives
Is that a challenge?

>>169074
its very hard but know that were doing it together

why is she only wearing one shoe

a truck stole the other one

>>169195
Yes.

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>>169203
Is that the measurement? Or is that just a line

>>169203
Hachikuji had a pussy????

>>169205
HAS*

YAY!!!!

So many yotsuba emotes to choose from, YET NOT ONE HEYURI-TAN EMOTE???

That aside, these are amazing.

>>169199
>YET NOT ONE HEYURI-TAN EMOTE??
and are heyuri-tan ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

>>169200
You're correct, I was moreso referring to the OP.

Excuse my tard moment

im sick

what even happened to this thread, what are you lot even going on about (;´Д`)

as for OP, have you considered a system76 machine

Thanks! Never heard of system76 but it sure did catch my attention! Is pop OS good? Seems to be very liked?

>>168953
Pop_OS! has a problem with being Ubuntu-based, so package management is all over the place.... HOWEVERRRR it is also the birthplace of COSMIC, which is already a better desktop environment than GNOME and is shaping up to be the second best desktop environment after KDE.... So I'd absolutely recommend it for power-users who do a lot of work or stuff like 3DCG & programming

It's also quite secure for a desktop environment, full adoption of Wayland portalling & entirely written in memory-safe languages, so feds can't take advantage of RCEs in public WiFi to keylog ur poop&shit and find out who you are and where you live

>>168884
within a game, no shit. but not for actual chat software unless you have the program currently focused because gayland can't do global hotkeys. i seriously have to deal with linux click claks every time I talk to these people
>>168885
why are you just making lies up?

>why are you just making lies up?
being dishonest is a prerequisite of not being racist

cool

fucking disgusting, never draw on the body

>>169132
neko ruri~

hardcore

>>169172
as long as there's dick in photo

Judging by your love for dicks I guess you're a ...

dick?

>>169179
It's another 4-letter word. (・∀・)

>>169179
HOT

also new tripcode

You'll never post alone!

>>169178
Welcum back!

>>168958
NOOOOOO KAGUYA-SAMA I RESPECTED YOUUUUUUUU

>>169031
Kaguya once said he don't find 3D lolis attractive. It was suspicious starting from here

>>169050
in his defense, he said he didn't find any 3D girl attractive, loli or not.

>>169053
kaguy is that you

>>168956
MANY LULZ

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wow shes lucky to have someone like you and about the taste it tastes very sour metallic taste of course its stinky and i can't really describe furthermore its hard to explain i don't have good words

period blood smells too much for me to consider anything like that involving it

you guise are boring

>>1250
hey i have fetishes, but i dont think ill ever eat my own strawberry jam

>>169162
>plz stop making up weird lore, I didn't make unboxing videos or (referring to another post) had a NTR doujinshi tab while posting a screencap here!
How do you think creepypastas come about? You make shit up

the video where kaguya got a touhou figurine stuck in his foreskin and had to be airlifted to an iranian hospital to get it surgically removed is missing

>>169167
LOL that one was gold.

the surgery was posted on gurochan

>>69554
Little St James or Greater St James?

it's just your brain than has gotten slower.

>>69557
He's completely wrong. It's actually based in a basement deep below somewhere in Lower Austria....

>I've been on this site almost daily for 3 years now
Pathetic.
Get life! Stop watching anime! Register at Facebook! Get a GF!

>>69560
I heard its in the basement of a pizza restaurant

Hello Positive Element Group-san

Thanks for creating these emotes. I think they are cool, so I added them to Heyuri

I am happy that Heyuri has an OC creator like you. I'm also looking forward to the full version of that!!

One thing I want to tell users is that I added the disgust ones hoping they will be used to express genuine disgust, and not a replacement of "vomiting 2D girl reaction image" you see on some Western BBSes that people use when they have disagreements. I believe this is important enough to mention for the sake of our culture.

Note: they have been converted to .gif and slightly renamed. They are viewable from the Emotes dropdown, I will edit the repo and BBCode page later on

test

So will be the most popular emote in 2026.